The reason why chuuni's wear eye patches is because they

>>159022040
I lost my eye at kandahar

>>159022040
>you need both eyes for depth perception
fuck you're not kidding. I feel bad for my friend now

I just want to be a pirate.

>>159022040
If my eyepatch can't fire lasers then no deal

>>159022040
I am supressing an ancient evil which will awaken and destroy the world if that eye sees people engaging in any kind of faggotry.

Of course I have to wear an eyepatch.

>>159022040
I am Date Masamune. I require no reason to wear mine.

>>159022040
Not being able to tell distance might be awful

>>159023604

Must suck having to wear your eye patch around every mirror.

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>>159022040
Your brain actually simulates depth perception when you only use one eye, so no 2D for the chuunis.

>>159022040
>>159025234
Well, technically, if you patch your eye since they day you were born, your brain won't know what is "depth".
Next time you have a kid and want him to live in a glorious 2D world. Remove his left/right eye. He will grow up thankful for your deed.
Not that any of you will have a kid anyway.

Idiots.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depth_perception

>>159025290
I doubt that. Post a source maybe?

>>159022095
He should feel bad for you, he isn't the one posting on 4chan