Hentai quote thread

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>>158978665

>>158980103
>that gunpla strapon

>>158980201
Wait, was it a Gunpla with a strap-on or was it a Gunpla being used as a strap-on?

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>>158980262

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>>158978665

This might become one of the best threads in a while

>>158979836
Got you covered senpai. https://exhentai.org/g/1056975/393578781f/

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>>158980654
Be warned that this is yuri and futa. https://exhentai.org/g/365309/592f6121c0/

>>158980873
Thanks anon

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Senpai

How do you feel about recognizing these quotes?

>>158981371
inappropriately proud

>>158981088
THE FUCK?

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>>158978665

>>158981607
>I'm a dirty commie according to this
No fucking way

>>158981607
at last i truly see

>>158982072
https://exhentai.org/g/1068474/3a218eaf28/

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>>158981607
>tfw I'm a little sister fucker
>mfw I have no little sister
>mfw

>>158980940
Please tell me this is not an Erina doujin. She's pure!

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well

>>158982211
this is exactly how this fetish works, and it also means you are healthy.

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>>158978665

>>158981088

Lost my shit. This is /r9k/ tier

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>>158985842
got a small chuckle out of me

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Here's a classic.

>>158986584
ow

>>158986814
holy shit anon, spoiler that shit

>>158986783
kek

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>>158981055

>>158986814
this is a blue board you fucking idiot

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>>158986814
MODS

>>158986783
/r9k/.png

>>158987004
The thread is 60 posts long. Try reading it.

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>>158986571

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>>158981088
Nice seeing my crop saved. Have another.

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>>158978665

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>>158988455
How terrifying.

>>158988568
>teacher and college students chapter is still not uploaded
when?

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>>158978665

>>158986814
this is fucking disgusting, even for this site.

the fuck is wrong with you, anon?

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>>158978665

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Here's a topical one.

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I was disappointed to find that this was not the exact quote.

>>158981607
Now I know what noam Chomsky does with his spare time...

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Lolis are dumb.

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>>158978665

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>>158982211
>>158984360
>tfw I'm a little sister fucker
>mfw I have a little sister
>mfw

>>158987141
This is not hentai, very close, but not hentai.

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>>158990823

>>158991141
>nowayfag

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>>158978665

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I always come back to this every now and then and find something retarded that makes me chuckle at minimum.

>>158991535

Not that dude, and I forgot the name, but it's got a zombie and biting tag I think that should help you narrow it down.

>>158991535
>>158991618
I went out of my way to write it on the filename. By God, sourcefags are retarded some times.

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>>158991658

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>>158986584

>>158987058
But usagi drop isn't a henti

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>>158991724

>>158990519
I think it's this one.
(Futaket 12.5) [Aimaitei (Aimaitei Umami)] Yoiko no Futanari Gyaku Anal Manga "Papa to Asobou!" | Futanari Anal Manga for Good Children: "Play with Daddy!" [English] [N04h]

>>158991831
That's some quality typesetting.

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>>158980334
shieeet

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>>158991954

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>>158992056

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>>158991576
What the fucking hell?

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>>158991931

>>158992466
Are you not down to prep the angus?

>>158991397
>This is getting out of hand
kek.
>>158991576
John K. Peta, right?

What's gay about 2 Bros broing it up?

>>158991712
>when /sp/ writes hentai.

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while i'm here can anyone find this doujin but without all the Trump edits in it
https://nhentai.net/g/168807/3/

>>158991992
>archer laughing while sitting on the roof

>>158992188
she's the meme queen of my dreams

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>>158992854
the superior hentai president is here to save the day

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>>158978665
"OC"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>158991461
what

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>>158992088

>>158981018
Lmao

>>158993102
that was so british I shat queens

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>>158978665
How many do you recognize?

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>>158986584
That's not ok anon

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>>158991547

>>158993497
>who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
Every fucking time.

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>>158978665

>>158993810
that's not even from a hentai

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>>158991547
I had to

>>158993935
>ruining a 2d reaction pic by adding a 3d nigger
Go back to wherever you came from

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>>158993647

>>158994130
>hasn't seen OZ
Enjoy being uncultured.

>>158994167
I don't watch anything western

>>158981607
>tfw all the Commie stuff isn't appealing to me at all
being a redfag is suffering

>>158988243
I need some context here

>>158994189
Well, you should.
OZ is the ultimate slice of life harem.

>>158994192
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/username/JxFFxRY/
https://twitter.com/princeyohou?lang=en

>>158994190
Okay that's enough 4chan for today

Now where's the next page?

>>158994190
Goodbye anon.

>>158994190
I wish I was a dominatrix sissifying cute shotas.

>>158994233
It has a nigger in it so no.

>>158994274
That's either "Ego S to M" or "Ego M to M".

>>158994265
not me senpai. my Twitter account was made before I adopted this name

>>158991745
Its actually from this doujin https://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/

>>158994480
We get it, have your (you) and stop posting it again

>>158994473
Boteru Girl Michelle

>>158990975
It's fine, I'm in the same situation but I only get off to the idea of other people fucking their sisters. I really don't feel anything for mine, for all my dick cares she's just another dude.

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>>158987058

>>158994597
stop

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>>158994713

>>158994521
Is this the only page of this edit?

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>>158994865
You got me anon

>>158994521
DELET!!!!!!

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>>158981088

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>>158981088

>>158981055
Flintstones?

>>158995941
no

>>158995941
M-M-MODS!!!!!!

>>158981607
mfw I'm everything in this picture.

>>158995941
>tfw I unironically fapped to this
I'm so fucked up

>>158996117
It's pretty good though up until the point where she actually snips it off.

>>158996117
How can you ironically fap to something?

>>158996117
>>158996003
>>158995961
What did i miss?

>>158996254
Guy's penis being surgically removed

>>158996013
Hikaru no go is good btw

>>158996284
i'm glad i missed it

>>158996284
>surgically
She chopped it off with a knife.

>>158996322
He had an HMO.

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now i see why my thread is dying~

>>158991555
>dubs
noise

>>158996484
You really shouldn't be surprised, considering how long its been up

>>158996778
Love that manga.

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>>158981088
my sides have left the stratosphere

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This manga is hilarious.

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>>158986814
whoah dude take it easy

>>158986890
I hate it when that happens

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>>158988243
that one really got me

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>>158986814
>Holding hands
>Without using protection

>>158981088
Every time I read these threads, nips find a way to outdo themselves.

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>>158978665

>>158986814
Bareback handholding

>>158997607
John K Peta?

>>158997049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

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>>158988455
>implying this doesn't exist

>>158996225
It's not that hard. I ironically jerk off to slutty little traps all the time.

>>158998091
>ironically jerking it to traps
don't lie to yourself

>>158988602
The doujin it comes from is hilarious
The idea is that gender roles are reversed and porn mags and stuff are aimed at girls instead.

>>158998091
jacking off is the one thing you can never do ironically faggot kun

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Ayy Lmaos

>>158998502
>Aliens in charge of Tokyo 2020 Olympics.

>>158994432
>>158994142
>>158993647
>>158991547
I want to remind y'all that there is another sequel to this.
But way shitter

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>>158992061

>>158978665
Please tell me that's a doujin of a futa fucking her mother

>>158992188
it slep time bunner
anything to cure my insomnia

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>>158991658
>>158991691

>>158998950
>i_kick_arse_for_the_Lord.webm

>>158999048
came here to post this

>>158981088
You can't pickle fabric.

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Remember to do things in order.

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O good ol John K. Peta

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>>158991397
I blame this and ShindoL's earlier work for giving me vanilla amputee fetish

>>158996013
I second this

>>158998330
Oh, I remember that doujin.
Still doesn't make that image any less terrifying.

>>159000000
Oh shit sexts.

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>>159000000

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>>158999987
Why are lolis such sluts?

>>159000000
welp, this thread is over

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>>159000000
sexts for amahara

>>159000000
nice get

>>159000227
>Do I fit in yet?

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>>159000000
Wasted

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>>158993004

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>>159000459

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>>158997999
Not cool, anon. Not cool.

>>158997999
Is that the one where some old lady raped a shota she bought on the street and it ends with him seeing his daughter who looks actually kinda cute?

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>>159000000
YOOOOOOOOO

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>>159000000

>>159001114
It's not as good as you think. Basically the guy refuses to fuck a cowgirl they bring home and only sees her as girl when he wears glasses. She always looks the same though so there are no real cows involved. It sucks.

>>159000264
That doesn't make any sense, retard.

>>159000000
Oh santas quesadillas shavo

>>159000152
https://nhentai.net/g/151773/

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>>158994714
Mostly this, I love the idea of some else over coming the taboo to achieve purest form of love that only a sweet imouto could possible give.
Also
>feel the passion for little sister
>have two horrid shitty onee-san

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>>158978665