>ITT: We write the plot for an anime Takeshi was a normal

>>158294748
he got genderbended by aliens.

And the Jews appeared

Suddenly a girl falls from the sky

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>>158294797
he got gangbanged by aliens.

nigger

He gets teleported to another world

>>158294914
courtesy of truck-kun while saving a little girl

Turns out the little girl was his mom.

>>158294859
But not just any nigger. Of course, I’m referring to Ultra Mega Giga Nigga with the Eternal Mandingo Sharingan and Jim Crow doujutsus (with the affirmative action paths ability) equipped with his foot long and control of the Hebrews and crackers, a complete fried chicken, with Martin Luther King Jr.'s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform stealthy rape and Kool-aid release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in stealing and banigng white chicks.

>>158294748
his terroristic tendencies tenaciously tormented the totalitarian town of twix

And in the year 20XX, an all out nuclear warfare swallows the planet a whole... Only one highschool student is destined to bring peace and justice in the wastelands.

who happened to be in conflict against the alliance of kitkat and snickers

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>>158294974
That's brilliant. Just have SHAFT do it and we'd have a hit. It could be the new Madoka.

Takeshi was a normal high school student until...
he got genderbended by aliens. And the Jews appeared. Suddenly a girl falls from the sky he got gangbanged by aliens. nigger He gets teleported to another world courtesy of truck-kun while saving a little girl Turns out the little girl was his mom. But not just any nigger. Of course, I’m referring to Ultra Mega Giga Nigga with the Eternal Mandingo Sharingan and Jim Crow doujutsus (with the affirmative action paths ability) equipped with his foot long and control of the Hebrews and crackers, a complete fried chicken, with Martin Luther King Jr.'s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform stealthy rape and Kool-aid release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in stealing and banigng white chicks. his terroristic tendencies tenaciously tormented the totalitarian town of twix And in the year 20XX, an all out nuclear warfare swallows the planet a whole... Only one highschool student is destined to bring peace and justice in the wastelands. who happened to be in conflict against the alliance of kitkat and snickers That's brilliant. Just have SHAFT do it and we'd have a hit. It could be the new Madoka.

two years worth of semen glop glop

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>>158295170
Dafuq?

>>158295170
Then he began street racing.

he was at an inch of his life but then o my rubber nen

>>158294748
he had sex for the first time

>>158295483
On a unicycle

>>158294974
>Eternal Mandingo Sharingan
I lost it

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Takeshi woke up the next morning realizing everything that had occurred previously was a dream

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>>158296519
In this revelation, Takeshi realized that RWBY is indeed an anime

>>158294748
...he became an ordinary university student. And then an ordinary office worker. And then had an ordinary loving wife until he died an ordinary death at 86 and had an ordinary funeral. The end

...he graduated.

>>158296519
Very original.

>>158296466
With a wheel on fire.

>>158294974
>a complete fried chicken
How absolutely terrifying.

>>158294748
...he died from a heart attack right before he could manage confess to his crush. In the afterlife, 72 virgins await him because, unknowingly, he lived his life halal and the Islam was actually right.

He spends six episodes doing SoL and the other six episodes are trying to get God on his side to let him confess to his crush. He makes an elaborate plot with Lucifer to unleash hundreds of pigs in Heaven, all numbered, except number 42 does not exist. MC tells God "Let me confess to her and I'll tell you where pig #42 is." Begrudgingly, God agrees but only if he agrees to die a week after his confession. He confesses, they date for a week (more SoL) and they commit a lover's suicide. Lucifer takes his soul on the second death whereas his now-gf goes to Heaven. Drive the suffering home and leave with a very unsatisfying ending.

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>>158294748

>>158294748

Takeshi was a normal high school student until...

he got genderbended by the aliens and the Jews appeared. Takeshi was also a nigger, but not just any nigger. Of course, I’m referring to Ultra Mega Giga Nigga with the Eternal Mandingo Sharingan and Jim Crow doujutsus (with the affirmative action paths ability) equipped with his foot long and control of the Hebrews and crackers, a complete fried chicken, with Martin Luther King Jr.'s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform stealthy rape and Kool-aid release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in stealing and banging white chicks.

Then he began street racing, where he had sex for the first time on a unicycle...

Takeshi woke up the next morning realizing everything that had occurred previously was a dream and that he was an ordinary university student. And then an ordinary office worker. And then had an ordinary loving wife until he died an ordinary death at 86 and had an ordinary funeral. The end.

Or so he thought.

In the afterlife, 72 virgins await him because, unknowingly, he lived his life halal and the Islam was actually right.

He spends six episodes doing SoL and the other six episodes are trying to get God on his side to let him confess to his crush. He makes an elaborate plot with Lucifer to unleash hundreds of pigs in Heaven, all numbered, except number 42 does not exist. MC tells God "Let me confess to her and I'll tell you where pig #42 is." Begrudgingly, God agrees but only if he agrees to die a week after his confession. He confesses, they date for a week (more SoL) and they commit a lover's suicide. Lucifer takes his soul on the second death whereas his now-gf goes to Heaven.

>>158301013
A 24 episode trainwreck that will be remembered for years to come.

>>158301056
go back to /soc/ you fucking spic