You're in high school again- except it's a same-sex

>>157890334
>same-sex
Competitive Drowning class.

>>157890334
Too busy with gay sex.

>>157890334
Tankwando

>>157890334

Can anyone tell me why that aircraft carrier has houses and parks, but no planes?

>>157890334
Semenship

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>>157890709
They're in a hanger, duh.

>>157890709
The Wright Brothers were caught being incestuous and decided to draw Yaoi instead of inventing planes.

What courses let me continue being a worthless neet and require no human interaction?

>this thread again

>>157890334
Agriculture courses

>>157890334
take advantage of all that untapped boi pussy reserves

>>157890995
>untapped
Spoken like someone who's never been to an all-boys school.

>>157890334
Admiralty.

>>157890334
Sensha-do.

>>157890799
>Using Osprey
It's like they want everyone to die in a horrible crash

>Theme of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

>>157890334
Fuck that, i'm giving into my thirst. I'm not spending another high school life a virgin.
Drama so I can bang dudes along with the usual shit.

>>157890334
Why would I take classes when I could bang twinks?

>>157891475
Sounds like someones got some stories I can jack off to

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look for the nearest female(male)

>>157892283
every time the ship comes to port just sneak off and start the search. I could see it

Maritime engineering so that I can become a pirate.

Weapons design so I can be pirates with that other guy.

>>157892780
>>157892730
navy training so I can blast your pirate asses when you try and fuck some eurocuck sailors

become a female(male)

calculus

>>157892848
Nuclear weapons design so I can make both countries and pirates destroy each other and become filthy rich in the process.

>>157892848
Not the Somali speedboat kind but new trend of pirate syndicates in my region. They got actual degrees,diploma and training to start working with shipping companies then after gaining trust they chloform the crews in international waters before stealing everything. Firepower is useless when the pirates was inside the ship all along.

>>157890334
Photography, that way during classes I can walk around the school and try to find a way to escape.

Auto shop that way I can scrounge together supplies needed to escape.

Cooking that way I can smuggle out enough food to make a safe trip to shore.

The rest as free periods.

>>157893496
Don't fucking spill our secrets, they'll just make it harder for us to do shit faggot.

>>157893496
They must work with a group - it is hard to pull it off as a single person.

>>157890334
>What courses do you take?

Agriculture/Aquaculture, Marine Biology/sciences, Social Studies/Political Science, English/lit, whatever they've got for an Art class, and physical fitness- teach my ass how to retroactively swim.

I'd also be pretty okay with finding a cute girl(boy) to date n' holds hands, have an emotionally healthy relationship with, and have some of that REALLY graphic doujinshi high school gay sex with- The kind that's drawn and written by men, not fucking WOMEN.

Oh, right, and I'd love to join the fishing club if they have it, or hell- I'll fucking make a fishing club if they don't.
It'll be great: open sea, fishing, getting +tan-lines+, etc! Great!

>>157893588
That's why they form syndicates since they have ships to steal goods and suck all the fuel. First appearing 3 years ago they are rather rare but unstoppable.

>>157890334
One of the dumbest concepts in all animu

>>157890799
Why do they have a U2?

>>157890334
>>157890549
>>157892087
Panzerfahren.

>>157890709
Floating city/schools. Built on some bullshit ploy to reactivate jappo economy.

>>157890334
I'd like to take courses to become an artist, a performance artist.

>>157894191
It actually makes sense, other than the artifical grass and house crap, a school at seas would offer students a unique experience

>>157892283
Are you an apex predator? Are you sure it won't be you roofied by senpai and blackmailed into lingerie?

>>157892283
sauce?

>>157897295
>sauce?

Spoon feeding only because it is VERY CUTE: https://exhentai.org/g/930235/b3690e204a/
It's called, "Online trap is recognized".

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>>157890334
The elective will be... Calligraphy? Oh, I think Flower Arrangement will be better.

It's going to be all dudes?
>Nichibros + Tankwando
Sign me the fuck up

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>>157892087
>horrible crash
>Still believing in that meme

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>>157898313
>mandatory
>elective
Pointing out blatant oxymorons like this is why my teachers hated me.

>>157898548
>anons in charge of basic English language skills
"Elective" can mean optional either in the sense that taking them at all is optional, or in the sense that there are several options to choose from. A mandatory elective is the latter, and simply means that while there are several optional classes, at least one must be taken. D for effort.

>>157898548
in highschool (>american education) we were forced to take a foreign language class, but the language each student chose (japanese, spanish, french, or german) still counted as an "elective credit" despite language classes in general being mandatory.

>>157898398
Tanks are for girls though.

What are you, a fag?

>>157898313
I would have run a train on those girls and sunk the ship afterwards if they tried to blackmail me into doing shit for them. Then again, I probably would have never gotten into that school in the first place.

>>157896305
Being unique is the only thing it has going for it. Well, on second thought it's also got a high level of isolation so it might be attractive to very controlling parents. However, would said parents want to send their kids to a boarding school?

>>157890334
Well, since guys in the GuP universe canonically fly planes in parallel to girls that drive tanks, I'd sign up for flight school and ask to fly an F6F Hellcat.

>>157890334
Swiming is obviously the right answer here.

>>157898548
This >>157898748
You might want to do some introspection, because it's possible you're so busy being pedantic with people that you're missing the main ideas.

>>157890334
Dropout and drown because I'm ass at swimming

>>157899371
good taste but Corsair is better

>>157892283
>>157897622
Or you could not buy into the anti-sauce elitist fags

>>157899640
>Not using the almighty Jug
Skrubs.

>>157900320
It's not elitism to want people to be able to find things themselves. It's their own fault for not lurking and shitting up threads with their asinine requests for source.

>>157894346

Says they have 2 for "weather observation" purposes.

>>157898548
don't become a lawyer, its full of shit like that.

cross-dressing club

Takkyuu club.

>>157894346
If you could have an U-2, why wouldn't you?

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>>157894346
For you

Gay sex education seems the obvious choice.

>>157892227
Do people seriously date and fuck in same-sex schools? I feel like all they have is just more enhanced bromance but not an actual romantic/sexual relationship.

>>157900476
You sure make a lot of excuses for being butthurt