I am Cocoa-san. I am literally Cocoa-san. Say something

>>157653896
Your wife Chino is cute.

>>157653896
I love you, best girl from Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?

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>>157653896
What do you think of my girlfriend who is going to marry me soon, Sharo-chan?

>>157654179
I think she was sexually abused as a child by ME!

>>157654299
But you were a child too, Cocoa.

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>>157653896
You're cute when you're being cucked by Chiya-san.

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>>157654344
Exactly.

>>157654064
Excuse me she is MY wife, not Cocoa's.

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Cocoa-san is strong and confident!

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>>157654605
And smart!

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Cocoa is pretty cute huh.

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>>157654836

>>157654407
You smell nice

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>>157653896
You and my wife (Chiya) look very cute together.

>>157655309
Sorry, Chiya is already taken, by a superior asian gentlemen (me).

>>157655336
Sorry bud, but I already own 51% of Chiya's Japanese Pussy™ stocks.

>>157654560
Is that fully translated yet?

Your sister is better than you.
But your voice is the best.

>>157653896
It's not your fault you're retarded.

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>>157656140
No, and it never will be

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Please talk about Rize.

Or else.

Fuck Rize.

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>>157657104
Can we talk about rose instead?

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>>157653896
I want to marry you.

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>>157654584
You wish.

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>>157657104
She can be cute.

>>157654584
No she's my wife.

>>157657612
That last doujin by Rotary Engine was pretty good. Needed more Rize and less Sharo.

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My wife's mom.

Is competitive blowdarts a real thing?

>>157660859
Yes

>>157659272
She's so cute.

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>>157662082
Megu has the worst voice and the largest forehead though

>>157662337
The best voice and the best forehead you mean

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>>157653896
I want to look exactly like Syaro-chan!

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>>157662757
This

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>>157663387
Good luck with that.

>>157657705
Too late! She's taken by me.

>>157653896
I'd bone you and your imouto.

>>157669825
They don't, you're just a pervert.

>>157669825
An imouto belongs to oniichan of course.

>>157669825
What? No.

>>157669825
Not really. I'm not Chino's dad.

When is Rize going to recover from the Japanese cold? I just want that movie to come out.

>>157669825
Being their Onii-chan must be bliss.

>>157655225
Someone shoop this into the necromonicon or something.

>>157672269
She's still got 18 years to go.

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>>157672269
Japanese cold is quite severe.

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>>157653896
I'd... li-ke... so-me... mo-re... coffee.

>>157653896
You are adorable.

I cursed the gochiusa-fandom in South East Asia into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.
That's why we have these threads.

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>>157675973
>Hetshit

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>>157676052
>yurishit

>>157676108
>saying this while posting the queen of dykes

>>157676052
Now now, there's nothing that the two or three yurifags on /u/ can do to claim the coffee bunnies.
The cawfee (and gween tea) bunnies are for being whored out for a measly 10 yen each, being cute wives to everyone and everything, and being fugged by faceless old male customers and liking it.
So it shall be, so it shall remain.

>>157676153
You're forgetting the actual fans of the show that hate Hetshit too, that are in this board but left the threads because of you, because the show itself hate Hetshit, and if you like it you hate the show.

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>>157676572
Shxrp is a lewd girl

>>157676529
Please, anon. I just fapped.

>>157676291
Actual fans of Gochiusa don't post in any kind of gochiusa thread on /a/ or /u/ unless there was a new chapter to discuss anything at all.
It's only bored losers seeking distraction from their currently boring life by trying to emulate something like a social conversation with text messages and the same pictures that we've all seen a hundred times already in this thread.

>>157676680
You act like there's any sort of discussion to be had with Gochiusa. It's cute cute girls doing cute cute things; you don't need anything more than that.

All these lewdposting is making me feel weird, though. In my pants.

>>157676792
She's more of a Forgotten Weapons kind of girl

>>157676680
That's true, but the point is that the fans don't ever come to the threads, even when a new chapter is posted, because of you.

>>157676680
>implying
I'm the number 1 Gochiusa fan on /a/ and I prove it by posting in every thread

>>157676803
There's cute personality traits that could be analyzed, and cute family relationships, and cute sibling bonding.
Or cute mocking of that silver-haired ballista girl for going to a lesser school.

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>>157676680
Bait but I'll bite:
It's not like Gochiusa is the only series on /a/ that has threads like these; any shows that are not currently airing or ongoing are like these. Gochiusa is ongoing but the releases are slow, and it's a popular show so it has constant threads.
All the posts in every Gochiusa threads are funny and cute. At this point it's pretty much gochiusa thread "culture" so to speak. If you don't like these kinds of posting then 4chan in general isn't just for you. Go to MAL or something if you want "serious" discussions on Gochiusa.
I for one love the perverted rabbit posting.

>>157677138
No, ACK is only into magical girls anime, and he's a lot more angry and aggressive.

And the only thing you need to be a real fan of gochiusa is knowing most aren't into hetero. Dunno about Chiya and Maya, but the other 5 aren't.

>>157677313
SEAshits that watch reruns on their old shitty TVs are still shit.

>>157676918
>>157676803
We could talk about the backstory of Gochiusa:

How did Chino's grandfather turn into Tippy?
Does Cocoa-san have magic powers?
Where are the parents of Chiya and Sharo?
Why are rabbits attracted to Sharo?
Why is Aoyama using a fake name?
Gochiusa is a DEEP show.

>>157677681
>How did Chino's grandfather turn into Tippy?
Because Cocoa granted his wish.
>Does Cocoa-san have magic powers?
Yes.
How and why she even has magical powers (or if she's even aware that she has them, we don't know, and probably never will).

>>157677796
>and probably never will
The manga has to end one day, Koi constantly foreshadows about Cocoa magic powers, I'm sure he already has planned the chapter in which he explains everything.

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>>157677335
You are right about Chiya; she already has me, an asian successful rich man.

>>157677882
>(boo hoo, woe is me)
I mean, you're pretty much the cause Gochiusa threads are plainly dead, your whole post full of nonsense about everything is basically the reason you're alone in this wasteland, because you scared off anyone else that could give some live to these threads.

So enjoy your box in which you talk alone to yourself, you earned it.

What is this, /jp/?

>>157677882
What's funny is that Gochiusa fanbase is the most tame in terms of yuri; the other CGDCT show threads are full of yuriposting.
>K-ON threads- girl x girl posting
>Yuru Yuru threads- girl x girl posting
>Gabriel Dropout threads- girl x girl posting
>Kinmoza threrads- girl x girl postings
>Hidamari Sketch threads- maximum girl x girl postings
>Gochiusa threads- girl x ANON postings

>>157675947
>South East Asia
Proof?

>>157678120
It's all thanks to the constant
>my heterosexual wife Chino/Cocoa/other less relevant gochiusa character is so cute
posting

>>157678198
>other less relevant gochiusa character
Everyone in Gochiusa is relevant

>>157678242
Even Maya?

>>157653896
>cockoa

>>157678320
You accomplished nothing, the show won't get another season and all the possible good discussion already happened when it aired.

The only thing you killed is the possibility of good threads to remember the good old times.

>>157678339
Every Gochiusa girls have a somewhat large fanbase.

>>157678320
>>157677882
This doujin went to shit the moment they start lezing out.

These girls aren't cute

>>157653896
You are loco I said "Oh no"

More like Cuckoa-san.

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Every GochiUsa girl is STRAIGHT and married to ME!

>>157679497
They're about as straight as my dick.

>>157678426
>good discussion already happened
You can still discuss your favorite mental illness on /u/ all you want.

>>157675947
>I cursed the gochiusa-fandom in South East Asia
Literally what?

>>157679497
I agree they're normal but Rize is mine, not yours.

>>157678603
Its like two pages, anon. And the whole thing is worth it because of the Sharo and Chiya scenes.

God I need a new Gochiusa anime to come out so I can have more doujins to fap to

>>157680195
There is still doujin getting drawn. Especially Chino x oniisan doujin, man I don't get tired of them.

>>157680255
I need more Syaro doujins. A LOT more.

>>157679916
Just some angry /u/fag spreading disinfo on the BEST fanbase on /a/.

>>157675973
Damn I need a 3rd part.

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>>157659095
Fight over your inferior waifus, plebs.

>>157680550
That's a strange looking Cocoa-san.

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>>157680647
How horrifying

>>157679600
>>157680001
You fuck off.

>>157679002
I know it doesn't affect you, you just admitted you did this on purpose, just saying this did nothing of worth, nobody won anything from this. Even if you don't care that everyone else lose the threads, you won nothing from this, don't think you have the threads now, because these can barely be called threads anymore, they're just a shadow of what they used to be.

>>157678320
>her blowjobs are popular
After reading this doujin the second season just wasn't the same. My thoughts about making her do this to me just grew each episode.

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>>157680796
My wife Cocoa is a normal, cock loving girl!

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>>157681065

>>157681156
Cute headcanon text.

>>157681175
At least the text is in the picture (and actually describes the picture) instead of the 4chan post, like all your text that you write.

>>157677882
Yeah that's the one you're replying to. He's also the owner of this blog
nepgen.blogspot.com

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>>157657661
I want to court this fair lady!

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>all these deleted posts
Boy, sure brings back memories doesn't it?
>>157681359
That's hysterical, he's had the Neptunia fandom's cock that far up his ass and he still has the balls to whine about thread quality. Ultimate irony.

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Who is the worst chimame and why is it Chino?

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>>157682202
Do you guys think rose and rize could be friends?

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>>157682326
Who is the cutest chimame and why is it my wife Chino?

>>157682326
Please don't talk bad about anons cute wife Chino.

>>157682352
I'd take Rose to that nice cafe and see if she chats up that gun-nut waitress of theirs

>>157682352
Rose is too good for her, she would never lower herself to interacting with white trash like Rize.

>>157659272
>not wiving the mom

>>157659272
What's her name?

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>>157653896
It kinda BOTHERS ME that some ANONS are posting pictures of mai daughter MEGUNUT
Stop this madness, you bad people

>>157683184
I fapped to your daugther last night.

>>157683184
I'll NUT on your daughter's face alright!

>>157683184
Your daughter is IN LOVE with a fat, old anon.

>>157683184
>megunut
Nutmeg?

>>157682495
Me on the left.

>>157683361
Yes, Nutmeg.

>>157682352
>being friends with yourself
I don't think that any of the Gochiusas are desperate enough to do this, since they engage in lesbian sex with each other every single night.
As far as their emotional needs are concerned, they all seem pretty sound of mind and satisfied with their lives.
>imagine making an alternate persona of yourself just for the sake of having a friend of some sort

>>157678197
>SEAmonkeys
>watching anything but shonenshit

>>157684929
Meant for>>157675947

>>157684825
That's also my headcanon.

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Chino is sick (pregnant)

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Cocoa grew up!

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>>157684825
Anon I don't know what you're talking about rose and rize are two separate people

>>157678120

K-On threads these days are mostly about wanting to gangbang Ritsu.

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>>157683331
Nah I seduced her with my cool nii-san power.

>>157678120
Gochiusa was successfully salvaged from dirty /u/fags.

>>157683106
Megu no haha

>>157677957
>an asian successful rich man.
*a fedora has been tipped*

>>157685132
How?

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>>157682352
Never.

>>157685972
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63051491

>>157685132
Just like Rize's VA.

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Cocoa a cute

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This is a stick-up give me all your chino's and no one has to get hurt

>>157686077
Me as Tippy

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>>157686748
Please leave me alone.

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I wish I could watch GochiUsa for the first time again and again

>>157655650
>not 100%

cuck

>>157684825
Confirmed heterosexual

>>157685277
Me in the middle

>>157687781
Your most expensive blowjob please.

>>157688548
Why is Cocoa naked?

>>157688794
They're all naked.

>>157688794
Hot weather at the beach, frying food.

>>157687781
I want her to shove her entire arm up my ass up to her cute shoulder
how much is that?

>>157684929
They watch anything on TV, because there's nothing else but facebook to use the internet for there.

>>157687781
How much is a skull fuck?

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>>157655225
>compenbium

>>157653896
My wife Cocoa is so cute.

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>>157689198
>because there's nothing else but facebook to use the internet for there
Then they wouldn't be here. I hope you aren't the guy he replied to because that would make you legit retarded.

>>157685350
Truly, we live in a wonderful age where /u/-posters are discriminated as the masters of the universe intended.

Not even a Gochiusa OVA?