Let's be honest, people. How long would you have lasted

>>156979246
Probably a lot longer, because I've thought about isekai shit extensively since watching digimon as a child.

I wouldn't be in his shoes, because I wouldn't be stupid enough to choose Aqua as my gift into the new world.

>>156979246
first thing, i'd be doing is leaving to spend all my time with the succubus chicks and drinking beer.

probably wouldn't lose my mind i'd be banging megumin and aqua day and night.

I wouldn't make a team of those emotionally deranged women for one thing.

>>156979246
I would have fucked Aqua for days since the first day

>>156979246
I would fuck all three of them.
Kazuma is a faggot.

>>156979246
i would have picked a better power - and stomped the new world

>>156979692
only 2
You cant fuck Aqua that would be rape only 2 welling

>>156979748
He got the right power, bringing a god was the best choice.
He just took the wrong one, asking for a catalog or something never occurred too him.

>>156979907
bringing someone else places power in a source outside of your control - he could of just wished for omnipotence ( i doubt it would of worked but it'd be worth a shot)

just wish for the ability to create portals at infinite range and send the demon king into the sun

With Darkness next to me I could die happy in the world.

>>156979246
I would have died even faster as I wasn't born with super luck.

>>156979246
Being around Megumin would probably keep me sane.

>>156979246
I'd just have taken a standard cheat item instead of a damegami and went and partied with the rest of the overpowered reincarnated heroes.

Tbh I'd be abusing the shit out of Lalatina the moment I realized her gimmick. Don't care how disgusted those other two cunts would be.

>>156979246
What are you talking about? Fucking Megumin silly every night would be a dream come true.

>pick good power/item
>invent kotatsus and other modern stuff for money
>make Darkness my fuckslave (because she's into it)

Sounds pretty good desu

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do we have kazuma's exact stats? luck would carry most people just as far as scumzuma. maybe slightly more mage focused build but his jack of all trades seems OP as well. he could go full tony stark magiteck with a tinkerer skill and mid teir spells.

However I sure wouldnt be as much of a limpdick as he is and would sexually harass the girls a bit more boldly. In fact I would never go mad from their bullshit if they put up with lewd stuff, which if the story more of less goes the same way for me, they would.

I would be more frugal with my money too. would negotiate with vanir differently. would sell intelectual property unless royalties are involved and wouldnt give him every idea from earth in one go.

I also wouldnt be nearly as lazy with gaining exp if it actually means my stats magically increase like damn megumin is still stronger than he is currently because of level gap.

>>156980994
Kazuma actually can't learn intermediate magic easily, he'd need a lot more skill points than a normal mage

>>156980994
>>156980827
>>156980725
If Kazuma hadn't taken Aqua along he'd be fucking unstoppable without her shit-tier luck canceling out his literal god-tier luck.

Nothing would go wrong for him.

>>156980994
>maybe slightly more mage focused build but his jack of all trades seems OP as well
He's not a jack of all trades.
Jack of all trades implies being decent at everything.
Kazuma is mediocre at everything aside from skills that abuse his luck stat.

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>>156981047
he certainly could save up some skill point-o's to learn mid teir magic if he wasnt a lazy hikki-NEET and actually grinded for exp. Hes got the most min-maxed team in the world to carry his ass to high levels even with his non combat build.

I would just throw out Megumeme and Dorkness once I reached a trading agreement with best boy Vanir. In a few years me and the mad Duke of Hell would build a gigantic empire using my logistics skills and financial systems models and just economically squish the Demon Memeking and send Aqua back to her realm where she could enjoy her carefree life if she wants to. If she doesn't, marry her and spawn some more mini Aquas. So, here I am. The memeking is dead, I have shitload of money and hilarious masked bro, get some succubus to succ my cubus and life is done, lads. And that's how you do it the best way.

>>156981366
> Learning mid tier magic
He can have all the skill points in the world and he'd still be shit at magic because his MPOW is shit.

If you can get some ridiculous power like wish granting or "Accelerator but magic too" or stopping time instead of Aqua then you should be just fine.

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>>156981371
>defeat demon king by becoming a better demon king and making him obsolete

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I'd have grabbed all the insane amount of money he's made so far and built/bought a mansion or a house far away from those insane chicks. The problem is not that they won't fuck him, it's that they won't fuck him, nor let any of the other two girls fuck him nor let literally any woman that he ever meets fuck with him. They are cockblocks. The guys at the guild are amazed at the "harem" they think he has but in reality living with so many friend women is a goddamn curse, with the psychos he has collected for his team even moreso.

He has everything it'd take him to become the next Fantasy Australia's Hugh Hefner save the game skills, and this is something that everyone has to learn. Kazuma's playboy mansion when?

>>156981087
Kazuma would have died many times over if not for Aqua. A lot of the things they survive through, they only are able to do so because Aqua is there.

>>156982848
>99,9% of the shit they go through its because of aqua

Yeah, you keep saying that

>>156982848

>All of his problems are born from his party members. He would be living comfy if not for them.

>>156979246
I would have become a merchant instead of an adventurer

>>156979246
My first thought in regards to this question was that I probably would have fucked the heck out of Darkness. However I don't think my degenerate level is nearly high enough, and she'd probably be able to tell if I was faking.

In fact I probably would have ditched Aqua, told Megumin to go home, and never even met Darkness.

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>>156979246
Managing not to touch Damegami in the stables would have been beyond me.

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>>156979329
Right. I would also pick a demon slaying sword, only so I could have it stolen by the guy who picked a goddess as his 1 item.

>>156979246
I'd go to a high-level location with Aqua and leave her there with the monsters. There, problem solved.

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>>156979246

what do you mean, "losing your mind"

Are humans that weak as to be psychotic from a bunch of little girls?

>>156983340
yes we humans are that weak, please dont invade us with an army of little girls. they are our secret weakness.

>>156979246
I'm /fit/, tend to normally plunge in right away and git gud so I'd probably be fine

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>>156979246
Would become Tinkerer/Investor/Trader.

>>156983445


0k senpai

>>156983312
that guy being a moron doesent make choosing a power a bad isea, but yes - a sword or other weapon is a bad idea since it places demand on the wielder, just wish for Gate of Babylon or something

>>156979246
Lalatina. Heh.

>no aquat
>wouldn't even get blackmailed by megu because I'm not an adventurer
>lalatina can't join the party because I have no S element
I'd be fucked.

>>156980514

Are you a fat drunkard NEET or something?

>>156979246
In Kazumas situation?

First of i wouldn't take the useless Aqua with me and pick a propper cheat instead.

Something like a meditation practice that raises my mental and physical abilities at a decent pace or the ability to retain my memories every time i reincarnate.

Second, i'd stay patient and do work laying bricks till i can afford propper armour and gear.

Third i'd join an experienced party and work my way up patiently.

Kazuma could have done any of the above but then it wouldn't have been a comedy.

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>>156979246

Reminder that Konosuba is a parody of Berserk and Kazuma is a NEET Guts.

If I would in Kazuma's shoes, I would just keep dying when the 2nd time I died and living with Eris. Honesty it's more worth it than living with Aqua. Even more Aqua can't bully Eris while realming in lower world. So it's good thing both for me and Eris.

>>156979246
Kazuma's decision to abuse his Luck and Japan knowledge to invent and sell stuff is a highly reasonable answer, and what most people would go for if they didn't have a revival-dispenser with a vested interest in keeping them alive freely available.

Even if adventuring is a must, abusing that luck stat and going with the flow is the best way to do it.

>>156979631
This.
He's allowed to fuck Aqua everyday because he literally owns her.

>>156979246
I would at least manipulate darkness in to a fuck session in the highest depravity.

>>156979246
I'd probably keep living my normal NEET life because I wouldn't die of shock to a fucking tractor

>>156979246
>Sleeping in the middle of the room was Megumin, who was brought in while I wasn’t paying attention.

>Just from her sleeping posture, Megumin looked really pretty.

>The dash of gentle moonlight shining through the windows illuminated Megumin’s sleeping face.

>Seeing her luscious black hair, I felt a strange attraction between the two of us…

>…I lost myself looking at her.

Don't mind me, I'd be content with romancing Megumin and being friends with the others.

I'd probably have romanced Aqua. She seems like a lot of fun.

>>156979246
if I was in kazuma's shoes I probably wouldn't have tried to be clever and asked for the goddess as a wish.

then I would have likely failed and died somehow

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About one chapter. Maybe two.

>>156979246
Fug Aqua
Marry Megumin
Enslave Darkness

>>156986293
this

>>156979246
I'm not as much of a dipshit as Kazuma so probably better. Would be really easy to control these girls if he wasn't also just as bad.

>>156986881
This. He's a fucking asshole. I can understand resenting Aqua, she's a dork and constantly insults him. But hell, Megumin and Darkness just have their quirks, they don't treat him bad at all, yet he's quite rude with them majority of the times.

I probably would pick a Stand, probably Killer Queen and become completely platonic friends with Megumeme. Darkness can tag along I guess.

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>>156987689
「KILLER QUEEN」?!

>>156987756
Hard on if I would pick KQ or Whitesnake. Probably Whitesnake overall
>Could probably spy on most people and coma them in a single attack from 65 feet away
>Can literally sell people's memories that I killed
How much do you think that selling some dude's knowledge and more or less life would get me in terms of money?

>/fit/-ish
>Not fucking retarded
>Played enough vidya to know different systems and how to break them. All I have to do is reverse-engineer the one in play
>Learn as many skills as possible no matter who teaches them to me
>Know enough social engineering to get Aqua to do what I want when I want
>Super sadist for Darkness' masochism
>Seen enough anime to become the best chuuni in the Crimson Demon Clan
>Big brother for Iris and Megumin
>Being me, I'd sneakily pocket a page of the special abilities to test if it transfers over (if it does, I get aqua + extra. If not, free toilet paper)
>Investigate and read up on absolutely fucking everything to know what monster is weak to what
>Become real good friends with Chris
>Fuck Wiz (it isn't necrophilia if she has a consciousness and can consent)

You people who say they wouldn't choose Aqua don't realize that death is meaningless

>>156988141
You could probably get quite a lot if you targeted someone from the DK army.
As for me, I'd probably pick Heaven's Door because I fucking love that stand since I read Rohan at the Louvre.

>Not wishing for the ability to give yourself any ability then using that ability in-world to give yourself any ability at any moment with no limitations
>Get away with it since you did only use one gift
It's pretty much opening the command prompt and knowing all the commands.

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>>156979329
This. Deadly God-like power please as starting gift. Pic unrelated. Even the retard that chose to bind his fate to an external weapon that can be easily pawned by a hikiloliNEET rather than something innate still got himself a harem.

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I'd be the Accel. Massacre all the annoying bitches. Gather loli harem. Drink coffee while doing it all.

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>>156990486
>not including most attractive borderline loli in your harem
you failed at life

>>156988335
Granted Aqua is fucking retarded but I'm having a hard time thinking even she'd have the "I wish for mastery of all abilities" on selection. She had him peruse specific abilities and items. It's pretty much implied all the genie-systems have some innate limitation on this infinite wishes workaround BS.

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>>156987689
>Not coming with your own stand

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>>156990650
Sorry for your shit taste. Megumeme counts as an "annoying bitch" to be exterminated. The amount of lulz I would get from exploding her with her own explosion magic is beyond words. I might actually laugh myself to death after.

>>156990486
>gets cursed
>dies because curses dont have vectors

>>156990653
That's the bait. Aqua wasn't in the selection and yet she was able to be taken as an 'item'. The catalog is to set some "rules" so that nobody will think they can just ask for god powers, otherwise they run the risk of having an unbeatable Demon King.

>>156990769
>lulz
Wow, it's like I'm actually back in 2008.

>>156979246
I would have lasted untill Darkness shows up to settle down and start a family with her.
And Aqua, I guess.

>Land in isekai world with medieval technology
>Invent steam power
>Get rich and hatefuck Lalatina all day with newfound money

Stupidly easy.

>>156990836
As long as the action is understood, invisible magic vectors (including "curses" directed at you) can be constantly redirected with adequate processing power. Safest bet would be to shut yourself in for a few months to understand the types of invisible magic there are and their action.

>>156990881
New Railgun or Index season never ;_;

I would had chosen a more controlable version of the radioactive fire-lazer from Shin Godzilla. I would effortlessly barf radioctive fire on everything and cut everything on my path, then marry Lalatina and have Yunyun as mistress.

>>156983068
>Aqua got the first coins for him.
>Aqua was the reason he wasn't fired in the construction work.
>His stats are so shitty he can't be any other class than adventurer.
>As adventurer noone would help him to up levels and he will stuck forever as merchant or some shit like that.
>He is hot headed and usually jump straight in the danger (this is how he died stompped by kobolds).
>Aqua was the reason he met Megumin and Darkness.

>>156993274
The party swap pretty clearly shows that Kazuma would be fine without Aqua, which is why animeonlys shouldn't try to make arguments.

>>156993452
All Kazuma needs to do is die once and it's over without Aqua. His arrogance with the kobolds shows that he can get himself killed without his band of retards being the cause
The party he swapped with works fine with normal adventuring, but would have way more trouble dealing with shit like the poison slime or Wolbach

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>>156979246
>Bring the Damegami with me.
>Work in any random shit all the day and mating press her in the nights.
>Make the most lame formation ever (Tank + Healer)
>Up some levels and earn money.
>Bring a cute and powerfull crimson demon inside our team.
>Mating press her as well
>Make our way to the demon lord and kick is ass.

>>156991366
>months
the laziest curse is lethal in 7 days

and thats implying you CAN figure it out - the world may not operate by kamachibots rules anon

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>>156979246
I'd defeat the Demon King like Kazuma in the WN, and then I'd spend the rest of my life with Megumin and die of old age by her side.

>>156979246
I'll do everything Kazuma does, plus rotating between who I sleep with every few nights.

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official power ranks of girls from konosuba

don't even try to pretend it's not objective truth

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>>156994578
I won't because it's actually close to my ranking

>>156979246
I'm don't think I'm that weak in the head, I'm pretty sure withstanding mental strain to that degree fairly well.

>>156994578
I like Megumin and Aqua
What now?

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>>156994578
>Megumin first and Yunyun second
Impeccable taste.

I would have asked for a rider belt instead of Aqua. Better to be a warrior of justice than deal with a shit tier goddess.

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>>156994917
Are you afraid of something anon?

>>156995041
Not at all. I just want a rider belt so I can fight for justice and the dreams of all mankind.

i'll just marry Aqua

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>>156993452
To swap parties you need to get a party first, something the man with the shittiest job could never get.

>>156995202
He'd have a cheat item, so he probably could get a party. Hell, he could have asked for a talent that would have boosted his stats.

>>156979246
I want to be Kazuma. He seems to have a relatively nice happy lax life despite living with a useless goddess, explosion nut, and a masochist.

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>>156979246
Pic related: me after becoming Kazuma.

>>156994740
a true connoisseur indeed brother

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>>156995239
He had no clue his stats were shit until he got his adventurer card, so the talent boost is unlikely.
Actually, when he was picking his weapon he was thinking of being a mage, so just think of a fucking mage with literally no stamina. one slash, arrow, scorch or AOE and he is down.

>>156994578
Is funny because this chart is supposed to be ironic.

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>>156979246
Can I be in Megumin's shoes instead?

creating ice knight char is the only good choice

>>156996674
>supposed to
That's the keyword

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Bring Frostmourne and be the new lich king. also rape the current lich queen

>>156996678
You can, but only if I'm allowed to manhandle you.

>>156981371
>get some succubus
I never figured out: do the succubi drain a permanent stat in konosuba or just regenerating hp or something?

First things first, I'd try to figure out who that mysterious masked thief is.

>>156979246
i would be the one doing the mind breaking

>>156979246
Would have convinced aqua its the best option is for her to be my human blood bag, and constantly drain her life for magic.

Honestly, I probably would have either murdered them all or left in the night.

Literally almost every problem is directly or undetected their fault and I'd have an easier time without them.

They're also all insufferable useless cunts. If they had at least an iota of gratitude for getting bailed out of every single situation then I might stick around. But they can't even muster that shit up.

I'd probably join the devil King realistically. Just because it seems like it would be easier and I might get some recognition.

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>>156997178
Megumin is made to be manhandled at every given opportunity. It shouldn't be a question of whether you're allowed, just do it.

>>156979246
>manhandle Megumin and bend her over the furniture
>drink water directly from Aqua's pee hole
>abuse Darkness daily
I don't see the problem.

>>156988141
>Not picking Geb for god tier waterbending
ok senpai

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>>156997723
>implying DK will want a weakling like you join his forces.

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>>156998794
Shut the fuck up, Aqua.

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>>156979246
>don't become an adventurer
>pick some OP crafting type power to simplify creating stuff

>>156998794
Even if I have to scrub the fucking floors it'd be better than putting up with Aqua's shenanigans. At least I'd have a steady source of reliable income without the worry of that dumb bitch spending all my money or megumi blowing shit up to high hell putting me in debt. And I'm sure the devil King would apritiate a clean floor.

I'd just focus on my own business with Vanir. Build an empire and all of that.

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I want to become Wiz.

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>>156998890
Don't bully my waifu

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>>157000343
I want to come inside Wiz.

>>157000455
BIG
I
G

>>156990199
Mitsurugi is a legitimately good person though. He's a moron with respect to Aqua but he's a good guy. The shallow as fuck girls who follow him around just don't reflect that.

>>157004151
>t. Mitsurugi

>>156993853
You're forgetting the fact that an Aqua-less Kazuma would also have an overpowered cheat item aiding him.

Not to mention that without Megumin constantly kill-stealing everything he'd level at an actually normal rate and therefore have a vit stat not made of paper.

He'd be way harder to kill.

>>156979246
I would've raped Darkness.

Bully Aqua, and tell Megaman to learn small explosion that won't make her pass out.

>>157004151
>not all spiders are bad.jpg

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>>156996226
You don't understand my friend. Given his obscene luck, had he not gone down the Aqua route, he would have lucked straight into one of the most fun builds around.

>>157004290
>disliking spiders
histrionic woman pls

>>157004281
>Megaman

I don't think I'd do too well...

4'10", 90ish pounds, essentially crippled right foot from old injury...

Kazuma was pretty smart but didn't start off with high enough stats to be a mage of any sort. I figure if I didn't have the option to start out as a caster class, I'd probably be better off giving up.

My chances with the ladies would probably be pretty slim as well, unless they're more open-minded than I assume.

I'd still try my hardest with Megumine, though.

>>157005130
>4'10", 90ish pounds
You just need to find an amazonian gf who would look for things around the house to bend you over and fuck you on.

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>>157004331
Kazuma was a very capable guy back in earth and What did he do? spend his life playing games and being a worthless person.
If he had been blessed with a cheat item, he'd never have learned anything about life so he easily would be back to be a NEET again. He would never be able to get a cute girl because he'll spill spaghetti on the first glance. also no one will want to team with him because he will be too OP and too hot headed to be a good partner.

>>157005466
Although I wouldn't have any problems with that, in the long run I'd be useless to an Amazon.

Can't exactly give her strong daughters to propogate the great race.

>>156979246
God Lalatina looks so fuckable in this, if only she wasn't hopelessly degenerate...

>>156979246
If I were in his shoes I would've picked immortality instead of a shitty useless goddess

>>156979246

Wouldn't have even lasted until Megumin joined honestly.

>>157006248
>even considering getting megumin in party
you don't need a party if you pick some god power cheat

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>>156979246
Till the end because i'm not fucking autistic and i can develope myself in a society, live and carry on.

>>157006357
if that were true, then you wouldn't have even made it to the other world since you wouldn't have been autistic enough to have a heart attack and dies because of a tractor

>>157005466
>ywn be a Trap Mage
>145cm
>45kg
Could you imagine seeing a woman rock that guy around?

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>>157006357
Your post is a mess. You wouldn't last, kiddo.

>>156979246
I wouldn't be in his shoes because I wouldn't have picked Aqua.

>>157006440
You can die from things other than heart attacks via tractor scares you know.

>>157006443
>Guy

>>157006584
but op said if you were in kazuma's shoes.
kazuma died because of heart attack from seeing a tractor which happened because he thought it was a truck and tried to "save" some random girl. If you aren't as autistic as kazuma then you shouldn't end up dying here and would instead carry on with an ordinary life.

>>157006474
So how many cocks has Aqua taken by this point?

Does she fuck other gods?

Did she fuck some of the kids she Isekaid?

Would hang out with lalatina and Wiz all the time. Cuties.

>>157006775
yes, yes, and yes.
aqua is a whore that will do anything to keep her status and gain more followers/cultists

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>>157006775
>People really think Aqua is a slut

>>157006839
She's always wet

>>157006839
>aquafags really think she isn't a slut

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Megaumin and Aqua would be a joy compared to my sister and brother, and I'm still sharing a house with the worst of the two (sister).
Darkness is literally just my mother. It's actually disturbing to see art imitating life so well.

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>>157006892
You can't prove it

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>>157007000
you can't disprove it.

>>157006984
Your mom is a lewd slut that gets turned on by abuse and rape?

Can i get her number?

>>157007000
It's common knowledge that Aqua is a slut.
It doesn't need to be proven.

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>>157000455
I want to have an anon cum inside me after I turn into Wiz.

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>>157007000
you would realize that she is a slut if you stop taking the drugs, kiddo.

>>156979329
I would've wished for an implanted unremovable chip that grants omnipotence.

Like, duh.

>>157007261
London?

>>157007051
Not so much rape, but I'm pretty sure a criminal background is literally a prerequisite. All of the rich, smart, "nice" boys she dated in life were written of as younger brother figures (literally her words).
You may certainly not though.

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>>157007209
>a girl so pure she can purify a whole swamp just by sitting her ass in the middle of it
>slut
Ok, kid.

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>>157007352
No_

>>156997275
I don't think anyone would be horny enough to permanently give up some of their HP just for a sweet dream.

>>156994578
>yunyun above anything ever
She's even more of a meme than Megumeme.

>>157007507
>a girl so tainted even the swamp doesn't want to be near her

>>156983340
>he hasn't lived with only women for a long period of time.
Worse than Auschwitz.

>>156986260
It was a shame that part wasn't animated. It really makes you apreciate Kazuma and kinda despise the girls. The more I read it the more I wish he started ignoring them and hanging out with other people/girls.

>>157010341
I'd oust myself as a Jew if it meant Lolischwitz.

>>157011136
But there's only one loli

>>156979290
Huh, I never thought Digimon as an isekai but i guess it is.

>>156983068
>>156983156
Ignoring a lot of other situations where she saved him how the hell was kazuma supposed to survive to the Dullahan, that shit was megumin's autism fault (and even his fault as well since instead of trying to scold her he even helped her) without Aqua there to counter him he would have been rekt 1st time, even if he survived he would have to venture the dullahan's castle to save Darkness without a city to support him since he had no aqua to cleanse the curse and in 2nd meeting Aqua's sacred water was the reason why the Dullahan got beaten since his shitty steal and water skills were no match for the Dullahan just like the rest of the village.

Not to mention how the undead army going after Aqua due to her divine nature took out a lot of pressure from the whole city to gang on the Dullahan and they still needed Aqua in the end.

She does gets them in troubles most of the times but if Kazuma went without her he would have been a nobody that wouldn't even be noticed.

>>157013369
>Dullahan wasn't Aqua's fault for accompanying Megumin to her daily explosion trips
>Lizard Runners wasn't Aqua's fault for using an aggro spell and attracting them towards the group

>>157013453
Don't forget the holy flood cost gagillions of not-yen to fix the city gate.

>>156979246
I would fine a normal party and reclass into some mage or battle mage.

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>>156979246
JUST MEGUMIN MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>156979631
Too bad you're too much of a beta fuck to make the move.

>>157013453
Try to remember who went first with Megumin to explode random stuff.

>>157013488
On that one it was the city being cheap as fuck, I'm sure it was preferable to be overrun by an evil army than to suffer some damages in the city
"Hey there's undead killing my family, ah who cares, but oh shit some girl defeated one of the generals and destroyed part of the city in the process of saving us... dat bitch!!!"

>>157013734
Verdia wouldn't have come back if not for Aqua. Face it, she's a curse.

>>157007041
>literally 2 seasons to prove how pure and good girl she is.

>>157014052
I guess I have to agree that Aqua's probably pretty pure. I mean, knowing what she could probably charge, there's no way she'd be so broke all the time.

And you all know she'd charge.

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daily rough sex with that sexy autist should keep me from going nuts

>>156979246
>>156979246
>How long would you have lasted in Kazuma's shoes before losing your mind?

>you must not have the same interest as me
>darkness+bdsm
>entertainment for decades alone
>aqua and her god mentality becoming my sex slave
>spend all the rest of my time in megumine

>>157014367
>Picking the chuuni loli over a literal goddess
Daily Reminder that aqua is canonically the most attractive character

>>157014502
I only touch those who can consent.

>>157014502
Attractiveness is a matter of personal taste, Anon. Everyone has their own preferences. Canonical attractiveness is basically a contradiction in terms.

>>157014657 It is kind of a gray area there. I wonder what IQ you have to have to be unable to legally give consent? Aqua IS pretty stupid...

>>157014502
Stupidity and arrogance are unattractive traits.