You wake up and see this what would you do?

>>156566701
call the police

wonder how im looking at myself

>>156566771
/thread

>>156566701
pull her down by the hips and go to town.

Probably realise that I slept with the laptop on my chest and left it on.

>>156566701
Itadakimasu

>>156566701
rape

Since I know something like that will never happen to me and it must be a dream, I take advantage of the situation and rape her.

>>156566701

y-you too

Let her do anything she wants haha.

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>>156566701
Get the biggest boner I've ever had in my life and pass out from the blood flow.

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>she will never cook for you

why live

>>156567614
She's probably a terrible cook

>>156566701
Hug until she gets pregnant.

>>156566701
Wonder what my mirror is doing on the floor.

>>156566701
kissu~

>>156567657
Silly anon, everyone knows that girls don't get pregnant from hugs they do from holding hands.

>>156566701
Depends on where she's planning on sticking that Q-Tip

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>>156566701

>what would you do?

That depends? Did she bring some prophylaxis with her?

Tell me about Galko, why does she like shota?

>>156567789
Does kissing her neck work?

fuck her spicy ass

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Beg for her to let me smell her armpits, feet, hairy butthole, and enter the bathroom with her when she next has to shit.

>>156567970
Because dicking down beta bitch boy shotas is the most satisfying experience possible

>>156568138
>>156567992
woah nelly

Cry because living in a 2D world must be terrible

>>156568188
Why?

How strong is galko? I bet I could wrestle her down.

>>156568244

You can only see in 1D and move in 2 dimensions, also you will shit through your mouth

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>>156568255

>>156567970
Man or woman, nothing more satisfying than dicking the shota

>>156568622
>not wanting to be the shota

>>156568461
S L U T
L
U
T

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>>156568255
She can use nen so you better watch out.

>>156568461
>ywn get in a drinking contest with galko then have sex
Why live?

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>>156569441
>you will never urge Galko to give you quick paizuri at the beach, trying to make sure nobody catches you

>>156566701

Tell her to stop raping me in my sleep.

She never stops

>>156567902
This is the body that belongs to someone with a pure heart. Think about it for a second.

>>156570913
Get with the times Grandpa. Pure sluts are in

>>156571040
Who said I was complaining about that? It's pretty interesting to think about it.

>>156571040
But slutty sluts are better.

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her sister was better

>>156572548
>eyes
FAKE!

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more hmanga when

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>>156572618
she's pure

she's a shrine maiden

>>156566701
Punch her.

>>156572699
Weren't shrine maidens dedicated whores in the past?

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>>156566701
Go back to sleep hoping to see pic related when I wake up again.

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>>156572763
the only whore here is galko

>>156567789
I thought they get pregnant if you touch her rabbit ears

>>156572648
>schoolbike.jpg
Who sent that msg and what does it mean?

>>156566701
Rape her for painting my nails.

>>156566701
wake up again.

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>>156566701

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>>156566701
thot

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>>156566701
MOTORBOAT

Seriously motorboat those funbags; then unzip dick

>>156566701
Have sex with it, end up tearing my virgin phimosis dick and pass out from the embarrassment and pain.

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>>156575709
She'd be red as a tomato.

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>>156572766
>That bulge

>>156566701
>what would you do?

Take that donut out of her hair and eat it

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What does Gyaru-ko do after school?
Does she have a part-time job?
What kind of job do you think she would have?

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>>156577256
A waitress is out of the question; her huge tits probably make her even clumsier.

>>156566701
Compliment how clean her navel is, then ask for the obligatory bowl full of eggs (I have to eat them you know...)

>>156566701
Have fun sex with her

>>156566701
Tell her to get someone else to paint her nails.

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>>156578200
Does Japan not have Hooters?

>No Galko x quetzalcoatl hentai

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>>156579979
It would be amazing.
They could swap little boys.

>>156568461
Did she canonically do it?

>>156580181
iirc this is just a scene from someone's imagination, isn't it?
But she probably does this yes.

>>156578934
MY DICK

>>156580181
No, this was just some guys imagination

>>156577256
enjo kosai
soapland

>>156577256
Isn't her family semi rich? She lives in that huge mansion. She's not Oujo level, but I don't think she needs a job.

>>156572798
Have you not seen any jav? The lowly nurse does all the dirty work.

>>156572648
Why does her blouse say NTR on the front?

>>156566701
Tell her to take care of my morning wood.

>>156580649
that doesnt mean she personally has money
she has to feed her drug addiction and give money to her boyfriend

>>156581057
Get that shitty headcanon out.

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>you'll never be Gyaru-ko's 5th client of the day

It hurts so fucking bad

>>156566701
So beyond the gyaru, what's the appeal of this show?

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>>156581695
There is also Otako.
She's a nerd and she has freckles on her chest.

>>156581695
Galko.

>cut off eyebrows
>thinks pubic hairs will dissapear

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>>156581695
The milfs.

>>156581924
Way to miss the joke, anon.
She doesn't think her pubes will go away, she just doesn't want people to guess how they are by looking at her eyebrows.

>>156582095
They don't have to guess.
they find out.

>>156572699

Not really. Dancers at most.

>>156582095
Way to miss the whole point of Galko being a slut

>>156581695
Learning about female physiology from a female prospective.

>>156582429
Japanese*

>>156577256
I'm pretty sure she watch anime and hollywood movies, someone should introduce her some good videogames, I wonder which ones she would like.

>>156581695
Is comfy.

>>156566701
curse that I masturbated so much last night that my dick is chafed and probably can't get up for anything, even her

Ask her to stick that in my urethra.

>>156566701
get my mouth ready

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>This scene didn't turn into Japanese American Pie

>>156585296
Otao is pure, PURE!

>>156585670
Then why did he want to fuck the bread dough?

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Ask her where can i find best girl

>>156576705
JESUS CHRIST

>>156566831
this

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>>156582043
>niku mom's thigh is literally wider than either galko or otaku's entire body

>>156582043
What's with the frog face?

>>156566790
Body swap, your in your otouto's body and he is in yours, planning something lewd.

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>>156580808
the author's a big fan of ntr.

>>156585296
I honestly would've been crying of laughter if the scene went that way.

>>156566701

Vigouroulsy breed with her.

>>156582043
I want to fuck that toad

>>156566701
>Anonymous
Engage refugee mode

>>156566701
PUT ON SOME CLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did she mean by this?
How am i supposed to read stars?

>>156589754
Otako is such a bitch, I love her.

>>156589754
massage?

>>156590049
Dicking

>>156587715
How is Suzuki Kenya's taste so elder God tier?

>>156587715
I just love how the shota is still dumbstruck and blushing 24 hours later.

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>>156591576
No girl could ever compete at that point.

Ask her to take her AIDS ridden body away from me and tell me where superior Ojou is

>>156566701
wonder how i became 2D

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Is this show factual?

>>156596650
Galko is too cute.

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>>156566701
I'm going to post the Thiccest picture in this thread.

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You know this show is AOTD when even the boys are pure

>>156566701
Close my eyes and hope for a better anime grill next time.

who do i pay for galko to rape me

>Be American Galko
>Want ears pierced
>go to hospital
>get ice on ears
>dentist drills my ear lobes
>get billed $40000

>>156598502
You're kidding right?
You can get your ear pierced, successfully without harm, at walmart for like 10 bucks

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Marry, Fuck, Receive Valuable Feminine Hygiene Tips From

>>156598660
The show implies you go to hospitals to get it done.

>>156598660
Dude you could do it on your own with some ice and a basic needle

ask her to slap mine

>>156598862
I'm talking in America. Hell if I know how they do it in Japan.

>>156598936
True, but some people like the facade of "professionalism"

>>156566701
Stick my dick in it.

>>156567657
You have the right idea.

>>156581695
Everyday actual slices of life-ism, and how the show sort of subverts your image of people. Encourages you to look on the inside.

>>156568138

Exactly what I'd do.

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>you will never be a shota with a big dick and titfuck Galko

Call her fake gyaru

>>156601167
Speak for yourself.

>>156598862

now genuinely curious how most moon-speakers would react to my prince albert and jacob's ladder

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>>156601236
What do you mean?

>>156566701
Take a whiff of her smelly pits and stick that cotton in my peehole.

>>156566795
I don't follow.

>>156566701
go back to sleep

>>156598763
fuck all three

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>>156572766

Translations when?

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>>156566701
>high belly button
Galko confirmed pure and virgin.

>>156577256
>>156568461
>wearing his shirt

>>156601167
>big

>>156566701
Vomit

>>156568461
i bet she farted in bed

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>>156566701
Th-thats not going in my p-penis is it?

Not a fan of big tits or gyarus but sure, why not.

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>>156566701
tell her to introduce me to nikuko

Have a nice, long, friendly conversation about our shared interest. Fucking the nerd flat girl.

>>156566701
F U C K
U
C
K

>>156596978
I'm not surprised.

>>156566701
How much does she take pay?

>>156603581

that just means her womb's a little higher up and her vagina is deeper, being able to take her beloved bbc easier

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The saddest thing about Galko is that there will probably never be a doujin where she fumbles around with her boyfriend during sex because she doesn't know what she's doing, even though that would be perfectly in-character for her.

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>>156614645
Galko deserves a series of doujins as high-quality as Pochi-Goya's Dagashi Kashi one.