I can't tell if cake threads are allowed or not. I've seen them get near bump limit then 404 out of nowhere.
Just stop blogging in them.
>>156485354
That should go without saying, but /r9k/ and /adv/ keep bleeding in.
By the way, cakes are forbullying.
>>156485313
>cake
wasn't she like 19
>>156486774
Certified cake by the time the movie takes place.
Here's some OC fresh off the press.
>>156485603
DELET
>characters who keep a marriage license with them at all times
>>156487412
I see your onee-cake-sensei and raise you another one.
>>156487611
>>156486834
>25
>cake
Do girls look like Christmas cake to you as soon as they get out of college/university?
>>156487141
Kill yourself at anytime.
>>156487744
Do you know why they're called christmas cakes?
>>156487744
Do you not know what a Christmas cake is?
>>156487856
>>156487860
Enlighten me.
>>156485313
ケーキか? どうぞ。
>>156488662
christmas is on the 25th of december
in japan they eat christmas cakes on christmas eve
no one wants a christmas cake after christmas eve
no one wants a lady after 24
it's silly but that's how it is
>>156488662
>Christmas is on the 25th of December
>after Christmas, the Christmas cakes bought for the holiday are now worthless trash
>this applies to Japanese women
Fucking newfags, I swear.
>>156488775
Yummy
>>156485313
Probably because cakes have nothing at all to do with anime you dumbass newfag. Of you want to talk about cakes, go to /ck/.
>>156489042
>Animating Kaede must be acake-walk.
>>156488662
Chirstmas cake is just a cake when it is past 25th.
>>156488787
>no one wants a lady after 24
Lolicons?
>>156489736
>>156487744
Lurk for two years before posting.
Not only are Kyoani one of the best studios they create the best cakes.
It's not fair.
>>156489736
By the time she's 19-24 a woman is at her sexual peak and usually the peak of her beauty as well (women age like milk while men age like wine). Hence why mothers still recommend their daughters to marry young. A woman over 25 is indeed past her prime.
Though even in modern Japanese society the christmas cake phenomenon is fading out and being replaced by the new years noodle phenomenon. 31 is the new 25. The problem is even bigger though, because now we're moving from "past prime" territory into "giving birth to downies is a lot more common" territory.
>>156489940
>31歳
Unf.
>>156485603
>that ending
tokyo needs to be firebombed again
>>156490740
How under-appreciated is Rumi?
Is it "necessary" for a cake to drink? Is it a deal-breaker if she smokes?
(Just to be clear, I'm referring solely to 2D.)
>>156489808
Anonymous imageboard.
>>156491529
>Is it "necessary" for a cake to drink?
How else would they cope with their loneliness?
>Is it a deal-breaker if she smokes?
Not ideal, but it's OK if she's 2D
>>156489940
increased risk for downs is negligible until the late 30s and early 40s
basically don't have kids after the woman is 35
>>156489848
Unfortunately, tripfag, she's not 25, even in the movie.
>>156490231
There's even an epilogue about the MC's friend pedobaiting a young girl. That mangaka really needs a good lynching.
>>156492042
>check Pixiv
That's the artist's OC waifu, apparently. How nice.
Look at this 28-year-old cake trying to act like she's cute.
>>156492453
But does she do the "become tasty!" spell before serving the curry? This is important.
>>156492525
Meant to post this.
>>156492590
>>156492590
>>156492625
Disgusting cowtits.
>>156492690
I think you're looking for >>/lgbt/
>>156485313
Probably butthurt lolifags report this kind of thread multiple times.
>>156492721
>Christmas cake/OL without megane
What's the fucking point?
>>156492690
It's curious what you expected in a cake thread.
papika was loli cake?
someone help?! I don't know.;_;
>there was a moment in my life christmas cake was an option
>my age forces me to date cakes now
life sucks
>>156493005
Every fucking time. Get the fuck out.
>sex hair Christmas cake sensei/maid/part time prostitute has the best route and can win the MCbowl.
How did Japan get it so RIGHT?
why the FUCK would cakes not be allowed in my /a/?
>>156493265
Meant for >>156493174
>>156493303
Gan-beer-e, Anon-P!
>>156493303
It's okay, it'll get an anime this year.
>>156493174
>Christmas Cakes: The Game
The absolute madmen. Hopefully if they adapt it they'll finally do the right thing and adapt all of the romantic social linksand Valentine's Bad End
I've never liked cakes before but I've taken a great liking to this one.
>>156491529
It's how they get by.
>>156493613
Best cake is from Garden of Feet
>stabs you in the back
>>156493709
>daydrinking
>cake
>teacher
>feet
>rain
>gorgeous backgrounds
>Shinjuku
It had everything.
>>156493709
>>156493793
>When you would watch the nice cake movie, but feet weird you out, so you ignore it.
Not enough cake dictators in this thread.
>>156492540
nice to see sin sack dressing for the occasion for once
>>156494157
That's a foxy grandma.
>>156487412
wew
>>156493596
This manga is so pleasant. I don't even know what crowd it's trying to cater to, cakefags or actual Japanese cakes.
>>156493596
Meat cake!
>>156497518
>meaty cake
how do you feel about cakes who have given up on finding male companionship so they comfort each other?
>>156485313
Cakes are not allowed, /a/ is on a diet.
>>156493596
What is this?
Google is fucking useless for me lately. It keeps saying everything is just "cartoon". Anybody else having that problem?
>>156498273
Yeah, a cake only diet.
>>156498323
You should be eating healthy things, like carrots.
>>156498323
hnnnnnnnggg
>>156498243
fund it
>>156489940
NEXT VOLUME WHEN DAMNIT
>>156498293
you're searching the thumbnail instead of the actual image
>>156498635
(different anon)
I get "cartoon" or "line drawing" even if I search for the full image. People are known to get different results.
>>156493709
>u wan sum fuk.jpg
>>156498635
No, I'm not.
>the carnivorous layer-cake lures in its prey with offerings of alcohol
I'M GOING TO GIVE A CAKE CHILDREN
>>156499486
*after marrying her.
>>156499510
That goes without saying.
>>156487611
Cake senseis are the best.
>>156499536
You'd be surprised how many "without taking responsibility" anons there are.
What is the male equivalent of a cake?
>>156488787
>>156489356
This anon got it right. It's AFTER 25. People would still eat a Christmas cake on actual Christmas. That's what it's fucking for.
>>156500095
there isnt one
men dont expire early like women
30-40 is still perfectly marryable age for a man
>>156500095
There isn't one. Closest thing I can think of is a silver fox, but that isn't the same principle.
>>156485313
>Cake threads going the way of panda threads
It's only a matter of time before they send you to /h/
We need someone to make /a/ great again.
>>156500210
You will never have another hero, you will never have another chance.
>>156499729
I hope those anons see the error of their ways
>>156498293
I think it's Dame na Watashi ni Koishite Kudasai.
Google was useless for me too...
>>156501337
That looks right, thanks anon.
>>156485603
>keep bleeding
Ronery threads were a regular thing until a couple of years, you know. It's not other boards flooding you.
>>156493871
>feet weird you out
What the fuck? I understand not being sexually attracted to feet, but how the fuck can they weird you out?
>>156493227
thats a slut not a cake
>>156493871
there's only like 20 seconds of feet in the entire thing
half of it is shoes + leg
just watch it fag
>>156486834
>sign: Aries
more like ovaries am i right
>>156504983
>I'd add cream to her eggs, if you know what I mean
What?
>>156505039
>Nase Izumi
more like Nase Inseminate-me, if you know what i mean
Why are there so few cake-focussed anime, /a/?
>>156505150
Just Elevens having shit taste as always.
>>156489940
Sauce, been looking for this for an age
>>156505252
Found it:
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=126346
>>156489940
>By the time she's 19-24 a woman is at her sexual peak
More like 12-14.
>>156505150
Japanese otaku would rather stay in high school, or at least an idealized and implausible version of one.
What's the male version of Kurisimasu cake?
Wizards? But doesn't cake not carry the stigma of pure virgin?
>>156505301
God bless you anon
>>156505039
I think he wants to make her an egg cream.
That's quite nice of him, as they're very tasty.
>>156505375
There is no such thing as a male cake. A man who hasn't had sex by the time he's 25 or especially 30 is a loser. No woman dreams of finding an undiscovered treasure, an unclaimed man who's a diamond in the rough. That's a typically male fantasy. Women actually think men who are married are more attractive because they're married, because they've already had a "seal of approval" from other women.
Going for a virgin man past the short timeframe where it's acceptable for a man to be a virgin (late high school, early college) is like eating at a restaurant without any positive reviews. Any internet savvy foody goes for a restaurant with good reviews.
>>156505596
>Has blood-related children
>Cake
Pick one
>>156505641
Milfs are cakes who won.
>>156505301
updates never
>>156504361
Ronery Threads were cancer
>>156505673
What if they got married before they became cakes?
I wamt to make her smile.
STILL NOT TRANSLATED
>>156505301
Fuck, still only 14 chapter translated. Time to go back to learning korean.
>>156505252
I always forget about it because the name is so fucking long.
>>156505487
I see. How nice of him.
>>156506247
I have that problem with a lot of manga I like, so I just follow them on kissmanga and see when they update or not. Trust me, as LN adaptations in both anime and manga become more popular this problem will grow.
>>156488787
>>156487860
>>156487856
>>156487744
Nowadays being over 25 before marrying isn't as big of a deal as was before in Japan.
But it's still fun to poke at unmarried 2D girls.
>>156505554
Wouldn't you say its more like going to a restaurant without any reviews?
Women want reviews. Either negative or positive reviews. Ones that don't have reviews are the untouchables and only few wander off in search of new favorites.
He should have written his phone number on the receipt.
>>156493709
Garden of Feet was comfy af
>>156504499
misato is top tier cake you fuckstick
>>156509821
>You are too old to learn what it's like to have a semi-legal relationship with a loving older woman
>"it says here you like old and successful business woman and that you want to become a house husband, is that true?"
>>156510453
>finished school 8 years ago
>>156510611
> is that true?
No, she doesn't have to be successful.
>>156510611
>old
I prefer mature
>>156510611
Yes mam, is there a problem with that?
>>156510888
No problem, just have to test how comfortable your face feels as a seat.
>>156511043
I wonder what that would feel like.
>>156511600
Like Heaven, presumably.
do nips not serve chocolate cakes in christmas?
Cakes get fat very fast, watch out.
>>156505375
Cake means they hadn't been married before 25. Virginity optional.
So girls don't have a "wizard" version, and I doubt guys have a "cake" version since no one really cares if a man is married or not.
>>156512266
It's not age specific, but bachelor fits the bill pretty well.
>>156512266
more like women who fuck around too much and never end up catching some betafag to keep 'em maintained after having fun?
>>156485313
only reply to me if you can identify them all
>>156514178
I can't identify all of them.
>>156514272
>>156512479
I always heard bachelor used in reference to youth. Then again, 25 isn't considered too young to be single in the west.
>You will never have casual sex with a sexually frustrated cute xmas cake after work.
>She'll never hastily strip and almost fall over
>She'll never be gone in the morning but leave her phone number and address on your nightstand
What's the point of living? Just nuke the whole planet.
>>156515668
Casual sex is haram
>>156515964
fuck off sweden
>>156515668
>You will never have sex
why did you remind me
>>156505835
explain how? how would you make her smile anon???
>>156515964
You only think that because you won't get any.
>>156509320
what anime is this cutie from
>>156517744
We now live in a post-Google world, apparently.
>>156517886
neither google nor iqdb worked
>>156517744
She is from https://whatanime.ga.
>>156517886
ok that's weird, right clicking on the image for google image search worked but the image search tab next to the post number didn't work
>>156492106
She counts as an honorary cake. It won't be too long anyway
>>156518190
Can't argue with that. Definitely a cake in the making.
Why is it so boring? It's the perfect premise, 2 alcoholic cakes and a MILF, but it's not funny and it doesn't even have a plot.
>>156517182
Funny, but not true. It's just pure degeneracy, it's a simple fact.
>>156519009
>It's just pure degeneracy
You're being embarrassing.
>>156485313
How ironic that cake threads would never reach a mature age.
cakes are the best, i wish i had a cake to drink and watch movies with.
>>156522111
Jesus Christ those legs. YES those are the things I like, milfs in stockings.
>>156524093
>yfw she straddles your lap at the good part of the movie
>>156523585
no bully
>>156499581
She seems to be the female version of Great Teacher Onizuka
>>156518470
Wow I forgot about this manga. Yeah it's boring but also comfy. I do think the premise feels like it was originally an ero manga though
Make way for the veteran xmas cake.
this seems like a fine thread to post this
I've been looking for sauce on this picture for a very long time
can anyone help
>>156526442
it's been deleted, but it was from this guy
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=18030986
>>156526681
senkyou
>>156526442
The guy is cuter than the cake desu.
>>156524548
a man can dream.
>>156526747
also found this anon
http://www.comica.com/comic/episode/100925/a/
Teacher cake is best.
>>156505712
This. it only counts if it's after
>>156523585
It's a sign hot lonely single women await all our futures
>>156532045
*hot lonely single older women
>>156532084
>>156532045
>>156532084
>>156532146
I didn't come to this thread to feel.
Cake butt.
>>156533081
That ass is ridiculously well drawn.
>>156492512
Whoa nigga, I recognize those torpedos. Can I get the source on this?
>>156533851
It's from>>>/r/ or google.com.
>>156485313
holy shit
>>156531991
Just give her already my telephone number!
>>156534900
You live on the same naval base.
>>156535138
If only
How much desperation do you like to see in a cake?
>>156535639
A lot, since that's the only way it would be even remotely believable that any of them would want me.
>>156535639
The more desperateand hornythe better.
>>156536145
Housewife qualities turn me on
Post cake doujin links
>>156536145
sauce on pic ?
>>156536374
I'd think cakes have high housewife power levels, usually through deliberate study.
>>156536598
Business cake > Housewife cake
>>156536671
If they're married, they're not cakes anymore.
>>156536528
Sorry anon dunno
>>156536528
Parabola
>>156536269
>tfw no sensei route in the new VN
Would you a cake that was an unvirgin? I wouldn't.
This is a cake
>>156537070
as long as she's not a hussy. I wouldn't mind a Bonnouji situation for instance
>>156537144
I don't know how people deal with that. It would eat away at me endlessly until I'd have to dump her.
>>156537479
>that's the reason I'm still virgin!
>>156537070
I would even a cake whocomes with a daughteru
>>156537584
>Says being a virgin is a positive trait.
>Call him a virgin as an insult.
Stupid roastie.
>>156537584
I'd rather be a virgin than deal with that kind of emotional stress.
Why do most people prefer shitty Nyamo over superior YukarI?
>>156538529
Why not both?
Yukari is better though.
>>156537198
A rum cake is fine too.
>>156510066