This fearsome dragon has arrived to steal your peoples' riches and kidnap your maidens. Which gallant knight does the local Lord send to combat it?
>>155871240
Parn
>>155871240
An OL.
>>155871240
>>155871240
There's only one knight for this job
Keep in mind that this dragon:
>Can create portals through space and even other dimensions.
>Can shapeshift.
>Can transform others.
>Can cast a wide variety of magic in general.
>Has the blessings of dark gods.
>Survived a deathblow from a literal god.
>Has a vast knowledge of rare potions and ingrediants alien to this world.
>Can achieve escape velocity and enter orbit.
>Will live for millions of years.
>Create matter from nothing.
>Is highly poisonous.
>Doesn't technically need to sleep.
>Can make herself undetectable.
>Can alter/erase memories.
>>155871240
You fight dragons with dragons.
>>155871240
Those two.
>>155873518
>Retard who can't even open portals.
>Proceed to rape Dragon. Literally.
>>155871240
>>155871240
Just tell him it's a vampire pretending to be a dragon, I guess.
>>155871240
Me, cause I will lay this dragon for the good of the kingdom!
There's only one knight true enough for this
>>155871240
>>155875202
GAY
>>155871240
She'll get her with anEXX SPLOO SHUUNN
>>155871240
easy
>>155871240
>>155875811
That's a nice polka dot picture but there isn't anyone there
Wrong image?
Don't forget the loli
https://youtu.be/3B_t1syegp8
Get the green guys to cast "BAKBLAST KLIR"
>"Be ready, dragon, for I am... a Knight of the Zodiac(TM)!"
The titty monster from hell.
My dick. I don't have one so I'll borrow one of yours. Fuck it, I want to see someone fuck the dragon goddamnit
>>155873352
>>155871240
[x] send Dragon Tamer Sirloin.
>>155877930
Kobayashi (male) almost did.
tg pls
>>155878280
I guess he'd be the best choice if you wanted to leave the surrounding area in tact. In terms of just killing it I feel like the Witch of Izalith or Gravelord Nito would be better, but the former would turn your neighborhood into a horrid pool of magma and fire, and the latter would unleash plague across the country.
Apparently the right answer is "a somewhat young middle class japanese Programmer"
>>155873352
Neat*slays dragon*
portals you say?
>>155878513
This and Lucoa are the only possible answers
Prepare.