You're being mocked and berated by a 14 year-old girl. Are

I hate her, but my peepee likes how she's developing. I'd just tell her to go back to Auschwitz and gas some Jews.

preferably i would want to sit or lie down for it

>>155642378
Ignore, she'll probably get buttmad

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>"We'll see who's necessary when you're Angel food cake, n00b."

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>>155642378
I wish a 14 year old girl would talk down to me and beat me up.

or blow me up.

>>155642378
I would be standing if you know what I mean.

>>155642378
>Are you going to stand for this shit?
I'm not but my dick might.

>>155642755

Another "14 is prime" thread incoming.

>>155642378
"Go be 14 somewhere else, kiddo."

*sheaths katana*

Simple, I'd say to her I'll tell everyone at school how she likes old men and flashes at them.

>>155642378
But she can defeat my cock like as if was nothing, anon. It's impossible to win.

Rei is better

>>155642378

"Bitch please, at least I still have my parents, and no inferiority complex."

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>>155642378
>Are you gonna stand for this shit?
Not at all. Thank God I'm sitting down.

>>155642378
No, I'll proceed by becoming her personal boipucci and ask if her feet need a mat since I am free.

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>>155642378
I like Asuka but without an Eva anyone could take her out with just a forearm smash

>>155642378
Depends how old I am. In middle school I would have autistically attempted to be sassy and failed. Now, I wouldn't do anything. No need to get in a fight with a random girl.

>>155642378
I'd tell her that she doesn't need to act bitchy if she wants affection and attention, she could just be nice to people.

>>155645592
Wrong.

>>155642378
Like her opinion matters.

>>155642378
Just call her out on her need for validation.

>>155650522
She would ignore it.

>>155642378
I'd be very thankful. So thankful, in fact, that I would start singing hallelujah to her.

>>155642378
Of course.I still would like to help her out and be nice with her.

>>155651760
No you wouldn't.

>>155653059
That's where you're wrong.

>>155642755
>I wish a 14 year old girl would talk down to me and beat me up
>or blow me up
Syria might work.

They will drag you down to their level unless you have authority over them just ignore it.

>>155642378
I would punch her in the face, every time she shows that attitude towards me. How long would it take, before she learns her lesson?

Ill start yelling at her in german

>>155654077
Probably 2 weeks

>>155654077
T. Tomino

Asuka > Rei

Fuck off Asuka, you're so shit I'd rather get a 3DPD over you.

Rei > Asuka

>I know you are but what am I?

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>>155657017
whoa that's pretty harsh senpai

>>155642378
That bitch get needs a good beating to beat all the shit out of her.

I wish someone would actually beat her to death in NGE

>>155656869
>>155657023
misato > asuka = rei

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>>155656869
>>155657023
>>155657150 that's correct
Obligatory reply.

I ship Shinji with Rei and myself.

Karl>Oscar>Ray

>>155657150
Nah,
Rei > Misato > Shinji > Other characters > Angels > Evas > Shit > Seele > The cicadas > Auska

>>155657307
Pen^2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whoever

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>>155642378
You're gonna die fighting the Angels.

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>>155647925
>>155654077
>>155657146
Did somebody call me?

I hear there is a girl here, who is in need of a good correction.

>>155642378
I'd teach her a lesson by starting a pure boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with her, and then marrying and impregnating her.

>>155657590
And then cheating on her with Rei.

>>155657394
I've gotta ask, do people like Pen^2?
I don't dislike him, I just never hear anyone on /a/ even mention him. I mean, he wasn't really relevant, but one would think that he'd be mentioned over the course of my time on /a/.

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>>155657230
Good taste.

>>155657666
Absolutely Satanic.

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>>155646154

Honest question. What people see in rei? Is it her design? She has no personality and that is a big plot point. She has very little impact in the story till the end with muh clones and angel soul.

You want both to be NEETs in a messy house together and do nothing all day long?

Im not even defending asuka, she is a terrible human being, but i dont get people love on rei.

>>155660595
Rei's a sad girl who needs some lovin'.
And so is Asuka.
Rei just keeps it bottled up, while Asuka explodes.
What are some good romantic AsukaxShinji doujins?
And why isn't there a romance tag, or a loving sex tag?

I'd kiss her right then and there

And if she tries to hit me then I'd pin her down and kiss her again

>>155657230
Rei is Shinji's mommy

>>155661309
That was just a lie.

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The only answer is to choke her

>>155660861
Got some shit

https://exhentai.org/g/628355/64d72ab8a6/
https://exhentai.org/g/40577/2b8163d118/

>>155642699
M-marimite??? Dafuq, fäm.

Don't you dare!

>>155642378
I'd thermal her expansion if you catch my drift

>>155660595
Rei is a fuck doll.

>>155662961
Disgusting.

>>155660595
Rei is a great great character. Just because she doesnt scream BAKA! every 5 seconds, doesn't mean that she has no personaity. She literally shows personality in her first episode. And she has beautiful character development. Her story is all about a being with a false soul and a false body, becoming a unique human through her interaction with others. She also has a nice design, a calm and professional demeanor, she is smart and interesting, in other words, she has everything Asuka doesnt have.

But she is only for the patricians who have patience. Newfags who will drop a show, if it doesnt have screaming tsunderes and fighting, every few minutes, will not get Rei, and should not watch Eva anyway.

I'm going to bend her over and give her what she wants.

>>155661309
She isnt a 100% copy of his mom, she is more like a very distant relative. No incest involved.

>>155668708

Love and affection?

>>155642378
She looks particularly mullet in that shot.

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>>155642378
Ignore her.

>>155668708
I'm going to bend over and ask her to peg me.

>>155642378
I actually got a rock thrown at me by a girl who looked about 14-16 the other day. I was at the beach (pebbly) on my own eating a burger after work and these two girls started jumping around me and laughing. I thought it was weird but I just ignored them. Then they started throwing stones around like a lot of people do at the beach. I wasn't looking and suddenly one of them hit me and they started giggling. I still don't know if it was on purpose or not. I asked which one of them threw it and they both pointed at each other and starting giggling.

>>155669607
What do you look like? Are you attractive?

>>155660595
Rei is literally a personification of God.
She even states that she who she is and will be. Boom. The fucking name of YHVH.

Asuka is not even the pilot of an EVA. She is less than nothing.

>>155669708
I dunno. I'm certainly not a chad but I have had a gf before.

>>155669768
>Rei is literally a personification of God
Wrong, Rei's godly powers and Lilith taking on her form was just convenient for the plot and imagery (Anno stated himself that they did it just "because", not because it has any actual meaning for her character), it doesn't have any actual significance, unlike her psychological arc, where she has a hard time finding self-worth outside of being Gendo's tool.

>>155660595
Partly >>155666496, but it's even a mystery to them. Rei was supposed to be a blank slate, not the kind you project onto or insert into, but for some reason the fans took to her whole stoic schtick, enough that anime is now full of tribute characters dedicated to her.

It's kind of weird.

>>155642378
Here is what i would do:
>Get all up in her face.
>Grab her ass.
>She tells me to fuck off.
>I push her agains the wall.
>She knees me in the dick.
>I kick her in the face with full force.
>She falls down, and i climb on her.
>She struggles and when i start pulling down her shorts, she gets free and kicks me in the face a few times with her feet.
>I start kicking back, overpower her and climb back on her.
>I kick her a few more times, bend her arm behind her back and hold it there with one hand, while spitting on the other and slightly lubing up my dick.
>I push my dick into her anus, as she screams and cries.
>At first it doesnt move very well and it feels uncomfortable.
>As i start pushing, stops struggeling and just cries every time i push.
>I also stick my fingers in her pussy and touch her breasts.
>Then i cum, and let go of her arm.
>I leave my dick in for a moment and she just keeps crying.
>Before i pull my dick out of her anus, i take nice and long piss inside her.
>Then i ask her if she learned her lesson, and if she tells anyone about me doing this, some of my friends will bury her alive.
>i go home.

>>155670056
Read >>155668691 before making stupid statements.

>>155669931

About imagery, i watched the series a few times, i say nearly all judeo-christian imagery dont ACTUALLY have a deeper meaning on them.

Most of them are there to look cool and to trigger the character development, which is the actual meat of the show.

>>155670321
Edgy.

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Tell her [insert whatever shit 14 year old listen to these days] can't actually sing

>>155670433
Eva is not about the complicated plot or the judeo-christian imagery. It is all about psychology, with the plot and imagery being a colorful backdrop.

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>>155660595
Rei is cute

>>155670500
>insert whatever shit 14 year old listen to these days
Are they still listening to nirvana? Because i stopped paying attention to music, when Kurt died). Now it is either eurobeat or japanese music for me. I cant for the life of me, come up with some newer names.

>>155670385

That entire post is ad hominem against asuka instead of trying to explain anything that wasnt already in the original question.

Rei feels like a minor character in the first 20 episodes. She does have a little character development, but it is very little. So does the fucking class representant.

What about rei personality gets people to love her?

>>155670910
Silent, "mysterious", somewhat obedient. People who waifu her usually self-insert as some white knights who can teach her fragile and delicate soul the "wonders of love", help her find herself. They don't need to face actual hardships of human relationship (misunderstanding, selfishness, what we see with Shinji and Asuka), as Anno also implied.

>>155670910
>Her story is all about a being with a false soul and a false body, becoming a unique human through her interaction with others.
That is a very instersting story, and her character grow a little in every episode that centers on her. She has less development than Shinji, but more then other characters (people like Misato and Asuka have interesting backstories, but they dont develop at all).
>Also, implying calm, quiet and professional is not a personality.
There are quiet people arounnd, who dont like talking that much, and would rather spend their time alone or reading (that is also a personality). And her personality is explored in the three monologues she has. I guess like all young people these days, you were on your phone or multitasking during the ''boring parts'' and missed all of that.

>>155662961

Why did shinji choke asuka? I know that the common theory is to know if she is real, but it feels weak for me.

Was the scene were he chokes her before a dream caused by the instrumentality or a flashback?

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>>155656869
>Asuka > Rei
Lol

>>155671452

>Asuka dont develop
>From cocky overachiever to borderline sociopathic apathy to suicidal husk of a human being.

Liking her or not, asuka is the most perturbed person on the series. I would say more than shinji.

>>155671868
That's more like a downward spiral.

>>155671943
Still development

>>155642378
I would do this

>>155642378
But /a/non I already do that every weekend at work.

>>155672264
What's your job?

>>155672695
Im a cook, our kitchen is as verbally abusive as most, but we have a young part timer and she particularly picks only on me.

>>155671868
At what point does Asuka display sociopathic apathy?

>>155673397

She wants the cook. Give her the cook.

>>155673533

>She the boy that saved her life a couple times and never did anything wrong to her get sucked into a blob of darkness while screaming in terror for help
>As far as they know, he can, and probably is already dead, crushed or consumed by the angel. There is a very little hope of saving him (which would mostly have failed if 01 hadnt sablved him before)
>Half an hour later she is fucking gloating about how there is less cometition now and how "the number one" had it coming.

If that isnt sociopathic behavior i dont know what is.

>>155673757
Fuck my typing skills. Let me fix that:

>he can be, and probably is, already dead
>Saved
>Competition

>>155673558
She doesn't deserve the cook.

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>>155673757
>>155673943
I'm surprised Shinji didn't get violent sooner towards her, how she treated Shinji is totally unfair.

>>155644231
>and flashes at them

wat

>>155647925
>forearm smash

Is that anything like clotheslining?

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>>155675619
She flashed at Kaji.

>>155657230
I ship Rei with Kaworu.

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>>155675740
Hahahaha.

>>155675740

>Im already grown up
>As flat as a ironing board

What did she mean by that?

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>>155675619
Just a Reifag shitposter. As evidenced by the aspie captcha.

>>155675812
I ship Rei with Kaworu and Shinji.

>>155675873
Asuka is desperate for dick.

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>>155675956

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>>155675956
>>155676055
It's all about the two sides of Rei (the logical, doll side, that knows that it is a instrument made for a single purpose and the human side that wants to find a meaning for her existance, and to become a free individual).
If that is not character development, then i dont know what is.

>>155676001
More like you're desperate for replies.

>>155675902
>That theme
Zenburned fag here, I'm laughing at you

>>155657150
You're even worse than Reifags

>>155676938
>not browsing vanilla
It's hands-down one of the easiest ways to spot a newfag if they don't browse in classic Yotsuba Blue with no extensions.

>>155676449
You've completely missed the point of her character, she's a very hormonal 14 year old girl that watches nothing but soaps and wants to date hunky men. Asuka would never have sex with you.

>>155662961
Honestly the choking scenes in eva are great
They're so visceral and real

>>155671750
Because Asuka treated him like garbage, that's why.

>>155677090
Because that's why she stomped all the love-letters, right Reifag? Make like Robin Williams and kill yourself.

>>155642755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg3vVafGuKw

>>155677099
Its all the eye-work

Eva has some of the most expressive eyes in anime.

Here >>155675420 you can see the powerlessness in asukas eyes.

>>155642378
I pee directly on her

She would be too humiliated and disgusted to stay there or try to fight me to stop me from doing so, as that would require moving towards the pee, and so she would be forced to run away or continue being peed on.

Is the proper way to treat a tsundere to out-tsun her?

Remember every lesson my australian bantz teachers taught me and fucking level that cunt

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>>155677294
I'm actually not a Reifag, unlike you I don't have any bias or favoritism over the characters. I just interpret the characters the way they were supposed to as desired by Anno-san.

She stomped on the love letters because she wanted grown up men like Kaji, hence the reason why she watched soaps which feature hunky alpha men with charisma. There is no reason to be upset, like I said Asuka would never have sex with you.

>>155677810
>I'm actually not a Reifag
Yeah, sure faggot. If she's choosy she isn't desperate. I'm surprised you remember to breathe.

>>155677731
Could asuka ever hope to beat an australian in the bantz?

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Why is Rei so shit, bros?

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The weak should fear the strong.

>>155678391
I'm fairly certain that Rei would beat the shit out of Asuka if she was motivated to.

>>155677810

>She wants old man
>Thats why asuka would never want to have sex with you

That is where your wrong kiddo, im a man lusting for a fictional character that has about half my age.

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>>155677731
Is this the coping mechanism you use to deal with the sad, sad fact that you waifu a toilet?

>>155642378
Something is going to stand up against her all right.

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>>155678447
Wrong

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>>155677975
Asuka wants to be wanted by inferior men with self confidence issues, but she would never date them. She's only after older men though, like 3DPD but that makes her realistic in a way. That was what Anno wanted, and you fell for the trap.

>>155678447

Asuka is probably very very weak physically. She is a thin as fuck 14 year old girl. Thats why even fucking shinji can strangle her without trouble.

>>155678535
Filenames kun can you do us all a favor and kill yourself already? Even other Reifags don't like you.

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>>155678553
She can break a toilet with ease

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>>155678457
You missed the point where I said alpha men like Kaji, and if your posting on a mongolian basket weaving image lusting over 2D, I doubt you are.

>>155678570
I'm actually not filenames kun, but I could replace him if you'd like?

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Rei is best girl!!!!! xDD follow me on leddit

>toilet poster sperging out

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>>155678570
Filenames kun is a fucking leaf.

How long does one need to be dead to not be caught by the instrumentality?

Most people on nerv died but got tanged anyway. So did asuka. As she was able to return, i assume other dead people at nerv could ressurect too.

But kaji was dead for at least 8-10 days. Does the orange kool aid work that far in the past? If i remember correctly he was in the congratulations scene, so i think yes?

>>155678753
>toilet poster
You mean Reifags? Yeah.

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>>155657763
What a hideous toilet

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Anyone else hyped for Rei's new look in 4.0?

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Rei = toilet = shit

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>>155678475
I think you got the wrong guy

toiletfag is two posts down

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Worst girl ever

Friendly reminder that the toiletposter is a falseflagging reifag
Report and ignore

do mods always ignore eva threads and the spam in it?

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>>155679089
Fuck you, I'm not a toiletsexual.

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>>155679293
You really do seem like it. Stop giving asukafags a bad name.

>>155642378
Everytime i see her i just see a young unmature elly from xenogears

Would waifu and turn her into elly

>>155679597
You're giving him too much credit. Anyone that feels the need to spam toilet images can't be working with enough brain cells to false flag.

>>155675740
She's wearing a brassiere, that's not flashing!

>>155678526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UzVossv0IY

fast forward to 1:40

>>155678553
>She is a thin as fuck 14 year old girl

That's just Sadamoto's character design.

>>155678722
That's actually kind of upsetting...

>>155680697
Which part?

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>>155657510
SHUT UP, DAD

>>155680770
Asuka's behavior.

>>155680697
>biting the b8

>>155680697
Yeah anon, im not sure if you paid any attention to the show, but asuka is a deeply troubled kid.

Stuff like that and her attempted suicide showcase this.

>>155681000
Yeah, Asuka is a bit odd.

>>155681088
>posting canon source
>bait

Now I know what i am gonna do with my life.

I will work hard to become a mod, then I will delete every single Eva thread that pops up and ban every Eva-waifufag on /a/, until the new movie comes out.

>>155681687

The manga usually isnt considered canon for some, but the scene is identical to the anime so thats alright by me

>>155681687
You using canon sources (canon for the manga) to back up your fanfiction is b8, yes.

>>155681868
You will never succeed, like everything else in your life.

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>>155681868

>>155642378
Bray her up see how it works out

>>155681868
You can (not) advance.

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>>155683046
>Bray her up

>>155660595
>onest question. What people see in rei? Is it her design? She has no personality and that is a big plot point. She has very little impact in the story till the end with muh clones and angel soul.
because she is a dormat, anno already stated in a interview that people who likes Rei can't handle strong women

>>155682032
>canon for manga

but the manga is from Sadomoto, the main character designer of Evangelion.

>fanfiction

What part of my posts is fanfiction? I need to know.

>>155657204
What if I like Shinji the best but I don't want to fuck him?

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>>155642378
>do something
>go to jail
Yes, bully me Asuka I won't mind.

>>155642378
>ctrl+f rape
>no results

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>>155683998
W-what do you mean? How is this possible?

>>155642378
I'm going to hate fuck her

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>>155684315
I just want to be his friend or adopt him as a son and encourage him to do his best every day.

That's not weird, right?

Im not sure if i played too much katawa shoujo or what, but after seeing eyepatch asuka in rebuild, i really liked the idea that in EoE everyone kept the scars they recieved before the instrumentality.

Which means that under the plugsuit asuka looks like Frankenstein after the Eva series minced her to pieces.

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>>155684648
That's really cute, anon. I guess you're a better person than I am then.