Keep it up with the greentext lads
Comfy, lewd, shippy, funny, anything works!
Croix will be right within 24 hours
>>155638160
Barbs was already right 6 days ago
>>155638432
>How are you guys posting Braille?
>>155638476
her hat is a shoe
MOMMY
THE KITTY MADE A BAD-BAD ON THE FLOORAND SO DID I
Lotte, Sucy, don't come to school tomorrow, I've been practicing my fireball spells...
>>155638476
It's morse code. -.-- --- ..- / -.. ..- -- -... / -.. ..- -- -...
So, what are you all excited for the most? The opening? Akko getting on Diana's nerves again? Croix killing jobs with automation like a good conservative?, Fighting with /u/ again? The ending credits? Hurry, Samurai Jack is upon us and I fucking hate Ashi
TOHO BD Bonuses
>1-3: Akko and Lotte and Sucy
>4-6: Akko and Chariot
>7-9: Akko and Diana
What does it mean?
>>155638606
...Shoulda aborted ya you dim potato.
>>155638903
First arc: Fooling around in school arc
Second arc: Chariot mystery revealed arc
Third arc: Reviving magic arc
>>155638967
fourth arc:battling cosmic entities
Go out with you? No way, Diana. I could never stoop to the level of someone who did so bad at the Samhain Festival that she had to get a participation trophy. Face it Diana, if you were truly a competent witch then the Shiny Rod would have appeared for you instead of me.
>>155639035
>I am a shadow, the true self!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG97fpePV_4
SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS WITCH HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>155638903
>What does it mean?
Nothing. They're just bonuses.
>>155638903
What are those bonuses?
>>155639035
I like this meme.
>>155637993
>Greentext
I'll do my best!
>outright encouraging fanfiction
Why the hell aren't you stupid fucks banned already?
>Be Constanze during Finnelan's history class
>It's about witchery in history
>Get to Germany
>Specifically witches in Germany from 1933 to 1945
>Finnelan's going on about witches in the SS
>Meanwhile you're in the back of the room fighting her own right hand from Sieg heiling
>Finnelan says something about how some witches killed jews with magic
>Can't take it anymore
>unwillingly extend right hand and arm out
>She's looking right at you
Now everyone else is
>Grab righty with lefty and force it down
>Bite right fist out of fustration
>Get detention.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ihKq34Ozc
This is my wife Diana
Say something nice about her
>>155637993
>Diana genuinely tries doing something nice for Akko, taking her out to lunch, helping her with homework, or something
>meanwhile, Hannah and Barbera stalk the pair, planning a way to begin the bullying
>when the moment strikes, they do something to publicly humiliate Akko in front of Diana
>Diana is frozen in shock, her face paling as Akko turns to face her with an expression of unspeakable betrayal
>Diana knows that Akko is assuming that this was all a part of Diana's plan, and that Diana was faking wanting to be friends
>she gets up and leaves, literally too angry and hurt to even act angry
>Diana starts slightly shaking as Hannah and Barbera turn to her, expecting a reward for showing the loser who's boss
What do
>>155638921
I want to see her seduced, first reluctantly, then enthusiastically
>>155639405
We can only hope someone at Trigger is sane enough to go for it.
>>155639550
Run after her!
>>155639550
glare at them. not even scream, just look at them hard enough so they can feel my anger and run off to find akko and apologize
>>155639487
>mfw
>>155639674
>>155639676
>implying that apologizing will work
>implying that there is literally anything that she would ever be able to say or do to convince her that she wasn't in on it
>implying that the breach trust could ever be repaired
>>155639731
i think diana would be mature enough that something like that is hard to simply forget, but she'd at least offer ways to properly "fix" what happened. first, of course, is publicly scolding and basically denouncing h&b for what they did, and explicitly tell them to stop bothering akko and her friends.
cool 3 new threads bro
>>155639706
Someone should do a greentext version of that scene but with the witches.
>"Ms. Holbrooke, we must not allow... a sorcerer's stone failure!"
>"Ms. Finnelan! I have a plan. Heh."
>"Mein Fuhrer, I can talk!
>>155639521
Whoever made that is skilled. It got the miserable drunk look down pat.
Did Diana shove her fist up the mcs vag on screen yet
>>155640068
>"Mein Fuhrer, I can talk!
>mfw I made that joke before
>>155640464
Was it last thread?Cause that was me.
Woke up just now, any more new spoilers,and lewd greentexts?
>>155637993
I need more comfy Sucy greentexts
>Lotte had never been approached by Diana directly
>The star of Luna Nova usually avoided engaging with other students directly
>so needless to say, she was caught by surprise when she found herself pulled her into an empty classroom
D-Diana? What are you doing?
>Diana looked nervous and flustered, an expression that rarely graced her noble features
I'm sorry for any inconvenience, Miss Yansson, but there's some information I'd like from you.
>That's unusual, what would I know that Diana doesn't know or can't find out?
>I guess I'll humor her
Sure, what is it?
>Diana looked down, obviously embarrassed
What's wrong?
>Diana took a deep breath, and regained some of her usual composition
This is not easy for me to ask, but could you please tell meAkko's birthday?
AAHHHH LOTTE IS TOO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT
We got, like 2 threads atm. Which one do we use?
Haven't been in a LWA thread since episode one aired but what the actual fuck is this literal deviantart fanfiction cancer circlejerking? You've got to be fucking shitting me. This cannot bode well for the future of Trigger shows. Do I blame Shit la Shit?
>>155641275
>>155641275
It's fun anon. And lesbian witches are cute.
Someone give this girl some fucking pants
>>155640539
no it was a few weeks ago
>>155641275
I kind of wish the anime aired in 2013 then now ,
its not as if we can do anything about it.
>>155641428
She's a free spirit.
>>155641275
>implying lewdposting isn't oldfag /a/
>>155641450
Oh, cool.
>>155641275
this is how KLK was before the second cour hit back when it was airing too
LWA is following a pretty similar path
>wacky episodic adventures for the most part in the first cour
>have small hints at plot, but nothing big
>notch that shit up 20 fold by the second cour
The posting style is also similar, except instead of lesbian witch greentexting, it was Big 4 waifuposting.
How do people not remember this
>KLK was 4 years ago
>>155641711
>tfw i have KLK saved on my dvr from its toonami run and it feels so surreal watching those commercials
>>155641744
Almost brings a tear knowing she dies in childbirth
What is making Amanda blush so hard /a/?
>>155641851
>>155641851
She walked in on Jasminka taking a shit.
Thread needs more witches withguns
I need a screen shot of the black reporter witch's full face and head, preferably looking head on and down so I can make something that'll get me banned
>>155639577
I'm legitimately not sure if Andrew gets with Diana or Akko.
My gut says Diana.
>>155641916
I want to go to there
>>155641916
>"The witch hunters found us sensei!"
>"Unlock the armory! This is self defense."
Which bully witch is better?
>>155642414
Man, this scene sucked, Akko's so tired she can't een be bothered dealing with these bitches and apologizes immediately yet they keep harping on.
>>155642414
The one on the right arouses me more.
>>155642414
Hannah is a more natural bully. Barbara is just going along with Hannah's shenanigans.
>>155642514
Barbara is just misunderstood and only hangs with the bullies to get by.
>>155642274
I thougth so after ep 6, thinking that Akko would make them befriend and end up together. But after ep 10 it seems that Akko will win the Andrewbowl.
What is Borislava for?
>>155642047
I love the Mucha inspired art, I wish more people tried their hand at it.
My only complaint is that the characters themselves seem simple in comparison to their ornate surroundings in this piece.
>>155642633
I figured after 6, Akko was going to "inspire" Andrew and bring him to the magic side, and Diana will naturally go dere for Andrew and they'll connect again like they did as children.
But ya, after 10, it seems they were shipping AndrewXAkko over at Trigger.
>>155642732
But they were also shipping Diana x Ako and Diana x Diana.
>>155642732
>>155642633
Funny, episode 10 was when I thought Andrew and Diana were going to become a couple. They both had their barriers shattered by Akko and were free to reevaluate themselves and each other.
Relationships are for supporting characters.
Is this what a yuri dork looks like?
>>155642808
How did you come to that conclusion? Episode 10 is all about Andrew and Akko bonding.
What if the Bee had stung Akko instead of Diana?
What if Akko had become infatuated with Diana after the bee sting?
Would Diana have tried to squash the bee or...?
>>155642940
I want to FUCK Akko!
>>155642909
Because of the ambiguity at the end of the episode and the very emphasized falling out Diana and Andrew had.
It could go either way, it's just a gut feeling I have.
>watching a GDC on Breath of the Wild
>hear one of them say Doki Doki Waku Waku and instantly think of Akko
I am beyond the point of no return
>>155641428
I'd say she's already wearing her fucking-pants. You should see her in her birthday suit!
>>155642998
>the very emphasized falling out Diana and Andrew had.
Huh? At the end of the episode Frank says Andrew got interested on Akko.
Tiny Shiny is for squishing!
She's for crushing!
She's for smushing!
She's for scrunching!
She's for crunching!
I plan on watching the OVAs after the series ends.
Which subs would you guys recommend?
>>155643061
Frank's guessing.
LWA IS FOR ACTION
>>155643190
Cute, whre is it from?
>>155643299
https://twitter.com/AtelierGokujou
LOTTE IS THE TRAITOR
>>155642998
What? The andrew and diana never had amything, they are supposed to be a deconstrution of the "childhood friends", trope as they can't remember anything they did as kids together and pretty much don't give a shit about each other.
>>155642909
I wish they have made Andrew less boring.
> Being a Gary Stu as much as Diana is a Mary Sue
> Coming from a rich noble family
> All the girls fawn over him, but he only sets eyes on the country bumpkin which is MC
> Slowly being converted by her yay
This is acceptable if they were trying to appeal to teenage girls who are into shoujo ikemen, but for a show with audience consists of mostly males it's just bland af. I just want chill bro like Frank.
>>155643474
At this point, we're both reading too much into our own headcanon. We know nothing about either of them other than that they knew each other as children and aren't friendly now.
>>155641671
mikazuki looks cute desu
>>155643497
Tell me anon, how you would have introduced Andrew and what would have done to avoid all these point you don't like?
>>155643190
I want Genndy Tartakovsky to direct the action sequences for LWA
How long until 14?
>>155643507
Shit man, you could read that shitfest of grammatical mistakes i made? I feel sad.
>>155643497
>but for a show with audience consists of mostly males
Where do you get this from?
>>155643497
You make it sound like Andrew was Flash Sentry, aka the most forced love interest ever.
>>155643592
Years and years of practice from reading my own mistakes.
>>155643584
10 hours for airing
11-12 for raws
16 for spanish subs
+24 for asenshi subs
>>155643628
anon, lets not kid ourselves
>>155643628
I infer this from the Nico poll for Winter shows. LWA manages to rank 7th in the male chart but nowhere to be seen on the female chart.
>>155643673
Oh, okay.
>>155643639
Hopefully Trigger gets smart and sends Andrew the way of Flash. Sidelining that forced bullshit is the best thing that could have happened to EqG.
Is Legolas for lewds?
>>155643660
Well i'm gonna sleep then
>>155643719
What? Fuck you anon, Andrew doesn't deserve faggot cliche's fate (becoming a lampshade example of "satellite love interest" who literally is pointless without the love interest). Trigger still can develop him, they started with good foot by introducing him way early in the story and not making a fucking stupid "love at first sight", doing a slow relationship built instead.
>Why the fuck are you always so close to me?
>>155644004
Hannah seems to be the only one that is overtly not that gay. So she doesn't have a problem with skinship and being close.
Episode 10 made it clear Diana has no feelings for Andrew. She didn't react to him confessing to Akko.
Andrew himself is pretty boring and kinda pointless. Specially now that Diana is more involved and relevant to the main story and begun her own character arc.
At least I guess the overlap problem disappeared now that Diana starts getting more characterization.
>>155643540
My impression of Andrew is he pretty much just a genderbend Diana, down to even their ways of speaking and reaction. His condescending tone when talking about magic is exactly the same tone Diana uses to talk about Shiny Chariot. Trigger could have made him more antagonistic and more jerkass about it, a little bit like how jerkass the manga Diana is, and I think it would have set up nicer conflict and make Akko more rile up about it. I mean any other thing different from the carbon copy of Diana we have now. Gary Stu love interest is just boring.
But to be honest I don't have much hope in Trigger's ability to write character anyways.
>>155643869
But he is still a glorified extra without direct relation or stake to the main story.
>>155642716
Relieving God's soldiers of their stresses after battle with Satan's demons and giving them the love they deserve.
>>155644194
Yet.
>>155644155
He isn't really like Diana. They're similar, but they're different characters. I do agree that he feels redundant now that we know what the main story is roughly going to be about, though.
>>155644229
He is only gonna have an incidental relationship to the story. He isn't a wizard.
>>155644194
That is what you think, like i said "there is still time". Faggot Cliche was introduced 64 episodes late, in a very controversial spin off movie and with the worst possible satellite love interest tropes. Andrew still has a chance.
>Barbara and Hannah will never bully you
>they will never start to sexually harass you
>they will never seduce you into having passionate sex with them
>they will never playfully tease you the day after
>they will never bully you into sleeping with them again
Why live?
>>155644309
Are we really bringing MLP into this?
>Akko was lying exactly where Diana was expecting
>she always went there when something was wrong, when she had something on her mind
>Diana approached from behind on light feet
Room for two up here?
>seemingly unsurprised by the intrusion, Akko nodded and scooted to the right
>laying herself down, Diana stared in awe at the immense starry sky above them
>she could see why Akko came here to think
>in this breathtaking and quiet place, distraction faded away
>For a few minutes, they lay silently, sharing warm shoulders
Do you want to talk about it?
>Akko shook her head, scooting a little closer and resting her head on Diana's chest
>Just stay with me
After 5 five year and not exist a MMD/SFM model LWA
fresh shitpost OC
>>155644422
You said it, we didn't. We weren't planning to say it.
But honestly, if we are going to talk about "shoehorned satellite love interests", faghot cliche is the best example that exists.
>>155644422
>>155644486
These threads are basically turning into a /mlp/ dykeshit general anyway.
>>155644486
>You said it, we didn't.
I'm not that guy, I'm just wondering, why MLP?
>>155644567
Because Faggot Cliche is the only true example of "shoehorned love interest" that I know and went someone says Andrew is one, it triggers me because he is nothing like that blue haired faggot. If you know other example, you are free to say it.
These threads have gone on far enough for their own good.
They must be purged.
>>155644478
now this I can fap to
>>155644551
Didn't the fact LWA's threads are 80% latinos scared you already?
comfy
>>155644697
80% of /a/ is latino.
>>155644757
That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>155644697
These threads were better when I thought everyone was white
>>155638110
>catching yourself samefagging in the screen cap
Legitimately trying to decide whether or not Little Witch is my favorite show of the season. It's either that or Samurai Jack.
>>155644797
Come on anon, we latinos are very friendly
>>155644868
>Not just enjoying both
>>155644797
You could just pretend /spa/ never happened. Brazil has a shitload of whites, too.
>>155639056
Someone should edit that picture so she has the golden eyes like a shadow.
>>155644757
>>155644779
We just need to split the filthy border jumpers away from the mighty conquistadors.
>>155644906
What? He said trying to decide which one is his *favorite*, not that he's trying to enjoy/watch only one.
>>155644797
Yeah, well 4chan was better when I thought everyone was an A.I. that only lived in cyberspace.
Fuck all you normalfags and your obsession with figuring out what country/race people are on the internet. Save that shit for the real world.
You only get one to take with you to the spa, and both are very excited about the trip, which do you take?Right for me
>>155645017
No anon, you are the AIs
>>155645031
None, they are both bitches. By the way, have you noticed that Frank is a foil of these two?
>>155644868
Same here
>>155645017
It's pretty obvious when someone is a spic IRL anon.
>>155645017
>>155645075
>AI
>Akko intelligent
>>155644997
Ha! We kicked your asses out of South america like 200 years ago.
>>155645120
>when you get your IQ test results upon joining Luna Nova
>>155645122
Argentina doesn't count.
>>155645031
Barbara everytime
>>155644868
>Can't have a favorite cartoon and favorite anime
>>155642601
Wasn't there some yuri thing going on with her and Sucy?
Akko is _______
>>155645370
going to die
How big is your folder?
fresh oc from the other thread
>>155645411
bruh
>>155645411
>0 folders
Absolute madman
>>155639487
someone needs to draw Amanda on top of a missile waving a cowboy hat.
>>155641275
Give it time anon, I think the green texts are actually involving into a sub-meta body
>>155645608
If there's a drawfriend over there, give him >>155645780 it's a good idea..t Not the anon who posted it.
>>155645859
The body of greentext work is astounding. It gives me GiTS collective unconscious flashbacks on how quickly the shared narrative is added to and evolves.
>>155645929
Is there a pastebin or something?
>>155645689
If I have determination I can find anything.
>>155645987
I'm not sure of a pastebin but there is an anon that compiles them regularly.
On a scale of 1-10, how hype are you for tomorrow's episode?
>>155646187
I wonder if we've gotten to the point where we've done more characterization studies for the main cast than Trigger themselves yet.
>>155646320
I really liked the last one. If it's more plot like 8/10.
>>155646187
>Those are just from two weeks ago.
>There's dozens more about Retard Akko, Amanda abusing Constanze, Amanda being the mom of Constanze, Many characters being lobotomized, Sucy becoming a lich, Shiny Chariot giving "special shows" to her fans and sprinklend in between some comfy and cute greentext.
They could fill a volume already.
>>155646520
It's been pretty great
>>155646520
>>155646320
My body is ready.
Help! I'm addicted to cute smelly witch feet...!
>>155646870
>Not posting the superior version
I would post my green text that goes along with it but I got banned for 3 days last time I did.
>>155646957
I bet Akko's feet get really sweaty when she runs around in boots all day.
>>155646957
Just make a pastebin for it.And add onto it.
>>155646957
I'd like to lick the chocolate off of her cute feets!Spoiler it? Pastebin? Archive link? P-Please?
>>155647016
I bet they get super sweaty and stuffy and smelly!
Akkois sad! Say something to cheer her up!
>>155647191
Your idol really approves of you.
>>155647191
Akkois is a nice name.
>>155647191
Don't be sad, Akko! I'm a big fan of your feet! I think they are very cute and smelly!
>>155647016
Apparently she doesn't wear socks either...
>>155647108
>>155647122
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/155444700/#155448934
I had a few others too but I'm not finna get banned again so I'm done greentexting.
>>155647285
Just make pastebins, really.
>>155647285
>done greentexting
Just get a proxy or use a different device like all the dedicated shitposters do.
>>155647191
>Akko I...
>>155647191
Instead of turning you into mincemeat like the rest of your colleagues and school's faculty, Croix will let you live. You will be reprogrammed first, of course. You will live a neat little everyday existence of Croix's most loyal companion, gradually replacing your bodyparts with cutting edge technology until there's but a weak flame of hummanity somewhere deep. Then Croix will demand of you to extinguish it, and you will do it, with joy eyen. You'll be Croix's cute little clockwork orange.
>>155647263
Gotta spread those stinky, sweaty pheromones around to make all the boys nice and bonered
>ywn meet Akko
>ywn hit it off, being charmed by her personality
>she will never become your friend
>ywn be there to cheer her on when she's struggling with magic
>ywn start to grow close with each other
>ywn start dating her
>your relationship will never develop into a passionate love filled one
>ywn have a wonderful family with her
>ywn live out your last few days with her
Why fucking live lads?
Akko's a nice girl. The only thing that would have stopped from taking Woodward's 'cheat' was because of Chariot.
If someone like Croix manipulated Akko into believing that Ursula is Chariot and is only using her, she'll definitely break down.
>ywn meet Akko
>ywn give her a pinch of hard drugs
>she will never develop a taste for them
>ywn see her crawling back for more desperate for a fix
>ywn tell her to fuck a mr so-and-so for a gram
>ywn be questioned by the police concerning this one crack fiend prostitute
>ywn beat her bloody for it
>ywn kick her out in the middle of winter
>she will never commit the most despicable acts desperate for a fix
>ywn see her sleeping in garbage half-dead and eaten by STDs one of those days
>ywn set the dumpster on fire
>>155647350
>Diana want rape Akko
>>155647551
Probably Croix who'll do it first, in mind depending on what we've seen in the latest pv.
>>155647285
D-Do you really get banned for making greentext? Why the fuck? If it's unlimited autistic pasta I get it, but is it wrong to write cute little ones?
What if this happens to Ursula?https://exhentai.org/g/1039819/d476bb5d2d/
>>155647547
get help anon-san
Desu I miss lobotomy posters
I can relate to this girl
>>155647710
Open up Miss Ursula! It's for your own good! A lobotomy a day keeps the insanity at bay!
>>155647618
>D-Do you really get banned for making greentext?
Well I did for the archived one I linked. It sucks not being able to post for 3 days when you have something you want to post or someone you want to respond too.
>>155647716
>>155647547
I would give Akko kratom and phenibut, to make her sociable and happy! But we would keep dosages low and use them sparingly, to be responsible!
I would also secretly give her something that would make her SUPER horny, so that she would have sex with me! I know caffeine makes me crazy horny! Maybe I'd share a Monster with Akko?
I want to FUCK this witch
>Akko, how could you say such horrible things about me?
>>155647912
>mole on cheek
Maybe if she wears a mask or covers that thing with makeup
>I know it was you, Akko. You broke my heart. You broke my heart...
I want to stare into those pretty blue eyes all day long!
>>155647912
you know she's probably like 120 years old or some fucked up shit like that.
>>155648102even better
Could you make Diana orgasm just from tickling her?
>>155648127
G I L F
Good night /a/. Sweet dreams!
>>155648392
Mata ashita ne
>>155648392
I want to smother them both
Akko's vagina membranes! Her gooey, mucus-y vaginal walls!
>>155648414
With kisses of course!
>>155648130
No Akko, your "laugh with me" approach can't be applied to everything.
I wanna give this cake her yay back.
>>155648547
I want to hug her until her yay comes back
>>155648627
Why is her hair turning red like Chariot's? Are they related or something?
>>155648682
its just red highlights anon, how else will she get guys to notice her nerd ass if she doesnt change something
I still can't believe Akko recovered from this moment. Thought she murdered her professor
>>155648627
>>155648725
Yeah Pisces-Sensei hooked her the fuck up. There's no way Pisces-Sensei just passed her on a whim, Akko got her ass covered big time. I wonder she helped Akko so much, is Akko's YAY enough to make people vouch for her after only seeing one good deed?
BORK BORK!
All about the dork train!
>>155648725
manslaughter
Soon
>>155648739
I need more pictures of Ursula being hugged
>>155649032
I want Ursula to become Akko's adoptive mother
>>155649001
>two eyes
>nose
>mouth
>>155649385
Akko has her real parents.
The one who needs parental love is Diana.
>Akko, why...why must you act so cold to me?
>>155649001
That looks like a face from the thumbnail.
>>155649647
bitch don't give me that you started it
>Akko, I've done nothing but try to gain your respect and affection, but all you continue to do is push me away from you. I can't help but cry at night because of this.
>>155649620
ayyy a reference i get
Which current show is better? LWA orSamurai Jack?
>have to leave thread for 16 hours to avoid spoilers and wait for subs
>>155650118
goodnight
>when you thinkin about purging the word from dyke witches
>>155650253
>>when you thinkin about purging the word from dyke witches
Why would a dyke looking woman wanted to purge the world from dyke witches?
Just for petty revenge that the woodspirit choosen Chariot over her?
>>155650308
>dyke looking woman
It's a camouflage, silly. To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.
>Croix is either Andrew mother or his older chuuni sister or his and Diana wacky aunt
It would be fun.
>>155648725
Seeing this scene randomly on YouTube got me into the show.
This show got me into anime.
Yay is a hell of a drug.help
>>155643150
You should have watched them beforegg for the first movie commie or UCCUSS&UBW for the second
>>155650533
>Seeing this scene randomly on YouTube got me into the show.
>This show got me into anime.
But seriously, subs fucking when?
It's been 2 days! I don't give it long before a bored anon or an improvised sub group picks it up just to fuck with Asenshi.
DARKU CHARIOOOOO
>>155638476
>>155650790
Blakko?
What did she mean by this?
>in the PV Croix looking smug in Ursula's room
Did Ursula get fired? Or did she get demoted to the broom closet?
>>155651029
Or did Croix surprise her in the nude?
>>155651022
Either "hold my beer and watch this" or "witness meh."
>>155651029
>sneaks out at night to be together
>is the other half of Shiny Chariot show
>looks like a turbodyke
The subtly is lost to you it seems...
>>155651077
What did Woodward do to ruin theirperfectly platonic friendship?
>>155651156
I think she gave Chariot an ultimatum and she picked that over Croix.
this is akko's mentor
Hello darkness, my old friend
Hello dark Chariot, my old enemy.
>>155651029
I don't think that's Ursula's room, though. The room Croix is in seems to be overlooking the main building of Luna Nova, where the tower Ursula lives in is located. Feel free to correct me if someone has the exact layout of Luna Nova.
>Chariot is the Big Dipper
>Croix is the Southern Cross
>live opposite to each other
>pottery
>>155651652
BRAVO YOH
>>155651233
And nobody noticed.
>>155651022
she's about to show her the whip / nae nae
Whats the sauce on this vampire student https://track5.mixtape.moe/uevxip.webm
are u guys ready for NEW OP and ED?
>>155652342
Its Lotte.
Haven't you seen the bite marks on her neck in that one official pv art?
>>155652342
It will be MAGICAL!
SHUT UP! You Weirdo!
How do we remove autism from LWA threads?
>>155652488
We'll start off by having(You)leave.
>>155652488
Be more specific
I want to fondle grown up Lotte's lottes
He totally looks like Kira though
ZOOM AND ENHANCE
>>155652662
Kira as in Light? Not at all.
>>155652547
okay, how do we remove sucyfags from lwa?
>>155652691
No bro this kira
>>155652662
I wonder if there was any truth to that rumor about there being an Akko/Diana moment in the opening and Akko/Andrew moment in the ending
>>155652697
Sucyfags are fun though, anon.
Do you hate fun?
>>155652855
I always think the piano behind him is a gun.
>>155652547
How do we remove excessive Dianafagging
>>155653414
You dont.
>>155653414
why contain it
>>155653414
there is no way to be excessive about this matter
>>155653414
>Dianafagging
>excessive
Go to bed, Akko.
Cute.
>>155652547
How do we remove pictures of Akko?
>>155645017
>mfw I went to bed right as the merger happened
>mfw I never saw a single flag
>>155652715
I guess I see it.
>>155653647
Why would you ever want to do that?
>>155652342
I already miss the old ED.
>>155653811
REMOVE
>>155652342
Sorta kinda
>>155653811
>>155637993
When new episode will be aviable? Today's the 14th airing right?
>t. bing watched 8 episodes so far
>>155653895
Soon.
>>155653832
>>155653878
>>155653932
Diana will fuck this thing until she pregnant for sure
>>155645031
The cute meanie
These threads are horrible.
>>155654042
Akko doesnt have a penis.
>>155654073
Erectus patronum.
>>155654099
>>155654070
YeahI love them
>>155654099
That makes her stiff as a board.
What was the best episode so far and why was it ep8?
>>155654073
>Have Chariot push since a child
>Sees same exact bird in Ursula room
>Same bird guide the SHINY ROD to her
>Ursula uses the bird in telepathic manner
>Still not adding up that Ursula s Chariot
Why is Akko such retarded?
>>155654237
Episode 2 is the best
>>155654241
Alcor is old and his symbol is fading
>>155654237
episode 8 was the comfiest
I haven't disliked an episode yet, though.
Behold: The only cutlery in Bongistan legally obtainable without a weapon license.
>>155654219
Biggus dickus.
Barbara is much very CUTE!
>>155654490
Yes.
>>155654447
That would make someones dick bigger. For someone so smart you sure don't know the dick growing spell Diana
Maybe the staff is revolting because they dont get any witch pussy?
>kids show
>airs midnight
>even shingeki airs earlier
What the fuck
>>155654490
>implying
>>155654505
And lewd too!
>>155654664
And gay.
>>155654688
We're all gay
You have 10 seconds to explain why Wangari is not the best witch
protip : you can't
>>155654844
I hope she steps on a lego. She has it coming.
>>155641130
actually yeah, when is akko's birthday? i thought japan loved to give characters birthday for no reason.
>>155654844
I'd say that she's a nigger but then i'd get banned so i'm going to say that she doesn't have enough screen time to determine if she's best grill or not.
>>155654844
She has too much YAY and is distracting from Akko.
>>155654844
She's not Diana.
>>155654907
>said it anyway
>>155655087
>>155637993
>dreamed about hanging out with Akko
what the shit. I don't even care about LWA that much
>>155644459
man, i wish i could draw so i could do this
>>155655087
I didn't, i said i'd say that she's a ngiger but then i'd get banned so i didn't say it.
>>155655146
Fucking stop >>155655101
>>155655202
She's not though. Wangari is a good witch and a fantastic reporter.
>>155654844
I want to show my wang to wangari!
>>155654490
Barbara is very cute
>>155648102
how does that matter if she looks like that?
>>155655311
I want to put my cock'e into Lotte.
>>155655378
>>155653878
so we have little witches with other little witches
and we have little witches with little girls
but what about little witches and little boys?
>>155655378
I want to throw hot coffee on Lotte!
>>155655424
I want an episode were Akko turns Andrew into a shota, which also kills all his stoicness.
>>155651233
explains a lot
>STAND NAME 「SILVER CHARIOT」
>STAND MASTER 「SHINY CHARIOT」
>>155645031
I takeUrsula
>>155654300
>even the name is the same
Whoa Sensei, you and Charot must've been really close!
>>155654241
Don't be mean, Anon. She'll eventually figure it out.
New opening this week, right?
>2 hours until new episode airing
Doki Doki no Waku Waku!
>>155655865
Barbara's hair looked like it was in one of those large ponytails for a second
How old is Chariot? Shouldn't her biological clock demand kids from her?
I'm so fucking hyped for Croix and new op
>>155654241
>Ursula uses the bird in telepathic manner
She's talking through her wand.
Anything like this done for ep 14?
>>155656111
I'm starting to think Shiny Chariot is the villain in this series. Sensei has two personalities, the evil shiny chariot and the pure, good hearted sensei.
>>155644757
My negro
>>155656208
>lies to akko about her real identity
>manipulates akko into unlocking the ultimate magical power
it certainly doesnt look good from an objective point of view
>>155655378
Lotte is for dockke, friend.
>>155644920
> Brasil
> whites
Maybe you don't know, but only 3% of brasileiros are Caucasians (and they are not 100% pure), this logic "I am not too black, I am white " only exist in South America
>>155654699
>>155656208
Shiny chariot is more like Gendo imhofam
> Get on the broomstick, Akko
>>155651652
Hokuto no ken?
>>155656457
Akko can get on my broomstick, if you know what I mean
Reminder that there are people in here who unironically only speak the english language and knows nothing else.
>>155644697
>>155644797
>>155644920
>>155656361
Crossboarders please GTFO.
>>155656407
>you will never be a cute witch and be lusted after by cute boys and girls>you will never be Akko and cuddle both Andrew and Diana after watching a scary movie together
>>155656699
and thenandrew dies but managed to impregnate akko and now she and diana are together while raising his kid as their own
>>155656407
>kissanime
>>155656808
I haven't noticed that watermark
But I'm not autistic enough to repkace that pic with a own screenshot
What if Constanze was Wangari?
>Wake up
>See this
What do?
>>155657103
Switch off my computer
I can't wait for Naruto being a teacher
>>155657103
Ask her what today's magic lesson will be and hope is levitation
>>155657103
Ask her where's Akko
did that dude that said he was doing a lwa vidya ever post anything? guy said he even wrote a design doc.
Can I get stream link?
>>155657211
isn't it the usual one
What is Akko gonna do? I don't get it.
>>155657234
Neet is down for me.
Is it just my end?
>>155657236
She's gonna become a the leader of the strike after opening that big mouth of hers. The shocked reactions are probably because she went in to try and end it.
>>155657286
Still hour to go anon.
>>155657286
live here, try reloading
>>155657306
Oh shit. I'm still mixed up over daylight savings
>>155657286
both neet and the backup from last week are up
Dianafags = 80% yurifags, remaining 20% want to fuck her themselves
Sucyfags = 60% yurifags, remaining 40% want to fuck her themselves
Akkofags = 50% want to fuck her themselves, 30% yurifags, 20% hetfags
>>155657392
>implying the yurifags don't also want to fuck diana themselves
>>155657286
Neet is working for me, you sure the problem isn't at your end?
>>155657392
I want to be Diana.
>>155657392
I am all of those things
>>155641275
In a way, it's kind of neat seeing threads for a show slowly descend into pure cancer.
>>155641275
Sucy is a canon /d/eviant so it's justified
>>155657392
Pretty sure there's an Dianafag who wants Andrew to fuck her.
>>155641826
Constance has qt, tiny feet.
Oh, now I get it, Chariot never won the fucking race.
She took the trophy and pretended like she won. That would explain the surprised faces.
>>155657710
You are dumb.
When its starting? My stream is showing some robot stuff
>>155657786
45 minutes
>>155657781
Okay, it was dumb I admit it. I was just making conspiracy theories.
Like, don't be such a killjoy about it, man.
Since Sucy is a /d/egenerate, can we safely assume that she's hiding a dick under those robes?
>>155657933
only sometimes
>>155657520
>Being perfect
>Having a cute goofball as your loving girlfriend
There is no downside to this, really.
I want to kiss and rub her qt pale feet.
>>155657710
The yay is strong with this one.
>its an "Akko needs tuition money to continue going to Luna Nova and starts working at a bath house for supernatural creatures" episode
>>155658052
Would pay good money to see.
>>155658016
I want to cum inside Sucy
>>155657933
>Sucy gets a boner in class
>she forcefully puts Diana's hand on her dick and waits for her to give into temptation and start stroking
>Sucy ends up getting blown by or fucking diana in class every time
>>155658041
Look, everybody makes stupid ideas! It's a common thing. Like Akko!
Nothing wrong with being happy go lucky, like Akko.
Anons, does Chariot look better as a red head or a blue head?
>>155658183
How did they choose Akko's VA, by seeing who could make the most ridiculous noises whenever she does something crazy?
>>155658211
Tell me.
>>155658211
Red with short hair, Blue with long hairboth are very good though
>>155640098Thanks. Multiple years of photoshopping pics for 4chan has paid off.
>>155658259
Hair down Chariot just does not look as good. Spikey haired Chariot is the best if she is going to be a red head.
>>155658290
Keep up the good work anon. I expect more.
>>155658290Is this yours too, anon? You make really good stuff either way.
>>155658290
please share your template for this one
>>155657933
>Sucy gives herself both male and female parts
>constantly masturbates in class, alternating so she's never left waiting by a refractory period
>by the end of class she's soaking in a slimy puddle
>everyone tries to ignore the sound of her orgasms going off every couple minutes like clockwork
>>155658052
>Akko has problems to pay the next semester contribution.
>Part time jobs outside school grounds are forbidden
>There is only one person in LN rich enough to pay her for something
>After much persuasiveness from Ursula, Akko is hired as Diana's clumsy personal assistent
>Hijinks ensue
>>155658529
Id watch it
>>155658529
I am on board with that.
>>155658529
Sign me up, sounds like a great show
>>155657198
Who is making these?
>>155658588
When will we get Akko in space?
>>155658211
I want a fiery redhead Ursula to leglock and force me to impregnate her so much
>>155658617
Soon Anon, soon
It wouldn't be a true Trigger show if she doesn't end up there for the finale
>>155658628
>implying she's not gonna use her magic futa cock to impregnate your asshole
>>155658617
That would not end well.
15 minutes
Why doe she look so sinister here?
>>155658711
The best. That man was a hero. Very fast edit by the way, I am impressed.
>>155658373
I can post the version without the condom, if that's what you want.
REMOVE WOODWARD. remove woodward.
>>155658767
I never trused her. She hides her identity and seems to have an agenda.
>That Tsugumomo that runs first
Still, i want this spirit to wring so much semen out of me that i have a near death experience.
>>155658822
no, I meant the condom
>>155658698
I wouldn't mind
Same stream like the last week, right?
>>155658855
>can pretty understand what is going on because of the many times I've read the manga.
>Actually awake early enough to watch it live
I finally get to experience this.
>>155658871
Ok.
What will be Hannah and Barbara end game?
>>155658977
Pure love
>>155658976
thanks a bunch
>>155658855
>Animax instead of BS11.
This and LWA don't overlap, right? I hope they change channel in time.
>>155652342
I was never that fond of the first OP, at least the start of it.
The first ED though was great.
anyone usingstar_anisor does it not show LWA?
>>155657286
>>155657234
I've never actually tuned into a live broadcast before so I would not know what to be searching for.
>>155658855
Doesn't she die in the manga?
>>155659182
showed it last week
>>155659182
Watching both to see which one streams LWA
>>155659237
both of them are on same channel now so pick one
>>155659182
It's on the right channel
>>155659237
both are showing the same commercials right now.
STARTING
IT BEGIINS
It begins.
They both stream it, pick freely.
>>155657286
Working on my end
How many fucking times are they gonna recap those magic words for us?
Loli Akko and Diana spotted
link me please
I'm liking this new OP
OP2
New OP is pretty fun
>They thought it was going to be Akatsuki Departure
BTFO
Diana looking good in the new op
Much better than the first OP
>Hand holding
>handholding
new OP!!!!!!!!!!
SUGOI
>>155659383
If they use it, it's going to come in as the hype theme for the finale.
Nice OP, better than the 1st.
>captain Constanze
Diana vs. Akko hype
NEW OP!
Even frank is in the OP
Wait, new Tatami Galaxy?
>>155659383
Only few idiots thought that.
>Frank in the OP
Haha
>>155659434
She was awesome
It looks... meh.
It has less animation than the first OP
>>155659410
Tiny Chariot and Tiny Croix! As mirrors for Akko and Diana, no less.
>tfw new OP is DOKI DOKI NO WAKU WAKU
>>155659419
No, just give it up.
Andrew in OP!!!!
l liked it
Much better than op, only thing I didn't like was those Akko transformations
>>155659409
>little military academia
The new OP is cute. Diana's going to be Akko shadow partner. Shit's going to be fucking waku waku no doki doki
>>155659439
Wait, then Andrew too? That anon was lying?
A reminder to NOT make a new thread; there is already one up.
>>155659447
Did you close your eyes the entire time?
>>155659469
Yeah he's there too
Wow Diana peeking? So cute~
>Diana mirin the Shiny Rod
Diana oogling Akkos long and hard rod
>>155659478
link it
JAS STOP BEING A FATASS FOR ONE SECOND GODDAMN
>>155659497
>Chun Lee
KEK
Ursula cracks me up
>>155659497
>Diana actually smiling
oh shit its happening
>It's a fucking SOL episode.
>>155659497
Is that Boris in the upper left hand corner?
She's on purple team, like boris.
jealousy
Storikey!
>>155659497
>no woodward
ohHHH SHIT
New OP: https://twitter.com/pKjd/status/851088818543370240
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~
[plots in anime]
>>155659543
>not knowing about the socio-politically impact of labor unions
fucking pleb
>>155659537
>Andrew's dad is here too
WAT
Badcock best girl
Stop the Ursula bullying
>using Ursula as slave
Worst school
And I was wondering why they called Ursula to the meeting all of a sudde.
Ursula still being picked on ;_;
strike
where do I watch it?
>>155659597
He's gonna be the big bad of the B plot - where muggles try to REMOVE WITCHES after A plot shit hits the fan
ROOMBAS
>>155659643
Unemployedsphere
The Roomba queen is on the scene
>Kamina has arrived.
That's one awesome theme this bitch has
I love the sound of it.
Holy shit, I can't believe both theories were true. The gir lwith lasses was Croix and Akko and Diana are meant to mirror Ursula and Croix.
>Magictronix
>Its literally a roomba
Croix using drones means Constanze just found a new master
M A G I C T R O N I C S
ACTUALLY FUCKING ROOMBAS
kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Naruto's womanly voice is this sexy
Oh man.
>villain music
>Special red one with a horn
They couldn't help it
>It's an actual fucking roomba
Sasuga trigger
>can't unhear Naruto
Fuck
>>155659672
Fuck you, chariot is supposed to be the kamina.
Is this a special Shiny Chariot ep?
Pls respond.
>it's an actual roomba
Laughing my ass off, holy shit
>TABRET
>>155659662
That's a cute legolas.
>workers unionize and go on strike
>automate everything
Ha!
Get fucked, proletariat
>>155659699
She's Kagura's daughter
>Magic tablets
>Modern Magics Class
Croix has amazing chest
KUROA - SENSEI
>>155659725
It's a special Jasminka episode.
>It's a "Magic is outdated and useless" episode
Why the fuck would you leave your utilities to magic
>>155659730
Checkmate Liberals. 15 bucks an hour? How bout learning an actual skill instead?
Actually fucking "leave the future of magic to me"
>Akko's bedhair
CUTE!
DOKI DOKI NO WAKU WAKU
I have a feeling I am 5 min ahead of everyone.
It causes me to miss the OP though.
Is Diana too busy talking Akko to save the school again?
All they want is a 5 day week and paid overtime.
Why is Akko such a dick to these workers?
>Flying on a roomba
>Akko already swayed by Kuroa
>Ursula nowhere to be seen
>>155659784
Were they schoolmates?
>Croix just introducing electronics
>Basically everything ran on magic
>Akko trying to end the strike herself
>>155656699
>>ywn be the sole asian girl in a British institution infested with yellow fever
>>ywn amass a harem consisting of a gothic filipino, a wealthy british boy, a pretty blonde over-achiever, and lonely mature former idol
Are flying roombas really all that revolutionary?
>All the audible exhalation in Ursula's speech.
So that's what makes it so boner inducing.
>>155659795
You're where I am then
Man CGI Cyborg 009 looks like dogshit.
Croix is the SMUGGEST
I love her already
>>155659824
I would lose my shit if mine suddenly started flying
>Haikyuu live action
Huh.
>>155659712
>a hovering vacuum is the greatest magic achievement
but are we really surprised at this point
>Everybody expecting a high-tech end-game big bad
>It's a fucking roomba saleswoman
I can't fucking contain my sides holy shit.
New ending song spotted.
AKKO HAS JOINED IN
>AKKO on strike
Holy fuck, I'm dying
>Akko joining
AUDIBLE KEK
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR
>Akko joined the strike
sasuga
>Akko joins them
heh
>>155659850
It's average. I watched the first 2 episodes and I think I saw some errors
>>155659824
What good are flying roombas for?
Cleaning the air?
SASUGA DIANA
What the fuck is Akko doing
Is this a pay or rights dispute?
>No cubes
Guys this isn't even the roomba queen's final form
GODDAMN IT AKKO
Diana a cute! CUTE!
Stockholm syndrome
>blushing Diana
kek what
>diana
kek
>>155659871
Syrian children gassed by pro-Rebel forces: 2017, colourised.
Akko BTFO.
>KI ZO KU
IT'S LITERALLY THE RED REVOLUTION
>Angry Diana
HOLY SHIT YES! EMOTIONS
Diana BTFO and ran away
>>155659915
She just joined Labour.
Akko is a diehard Corbynista.
>KI ZO KU
Christ what a commie
AKKOOOO
>Diana leaves the strike alone and does nothing about it until the moment Akko joins it
She's not even being subtle anymore
KIZOKU
KIZOKU
KIZOKU
GANGBANG DOUJINS WHEN?!?!?
GANGBANG DOUJINS WHEN?!?!?
GANGBANG DOUJINS WHEN?!?!?
GANGBANG DOUJINS WHEN?!?!?
CANADA ON STRKE
>>155659976
>Akko raping the minotaur
Why the hell is Diana stalking Akko now?
Lotte is adorable in that cloak
>>155659958
I'm not suprised, she's about as intelligent as the average Labour MP
>Let's get in on
V-viewtiful Joe!?
>>155659961
Diana and Akko photoshop this
HUNGRY
ANGRY
LET'S GET IT ON!
CUBES
>this stream
jesus fucking christ
>THAT TEACHER SQUEAL
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>155660059
I'm shipping that.
S S S
The SS are here
SSS!
>SOLUTOIN
THIS FUCKING BAKA
SASUGA CROIX
>FUCKING SHILL
Diana is literally stalking Akko in the middle of the night. What the fuck?
>/sss/
heh
We magitek now
>misspell
Tattun please
>>155660080
>>155660083
>>155660084
D T R
>>155660035
>Margaret Thatcher breaking the coal miners strike, 1985, archive photo
>Croix infomercial
I'm laughing
>Draining the entire laylines for magic
THIS WON'T BACKFIRE AT ALL
The hell is this bitch selling?
FUCKING COMPUTER SORCERER STONE
STOP THIS MADWOMAN
SUPER SEXY SYSTEM
Croix is a good girl, calling it. Woodward is evil
>explaining your magic bullshit with technobabble bullshit
>>155660087
Never stop Akko never stop.
>>155660092
Seriously? Does she have nothing better to do?
This bitch will consume all the disponible magic resourses with her technology. Fucking capitalists.
>>155660118
>SOLUTOIN
sasuga tattun
Has Tattun forsaken us or did I miss him all the time in the last weeks?
>Big bad is a windy saleswoman
O I am laffin
>Bitch sensei is the only one objecting
Of course
>Akko has a new sensei
>bath scene
Lewd
>Hannah and Barbera showering
MUH
DICK
>Sucy doesn't mind being spit on
Also, Croix's theme is rad as hell.
GOOD
GIRL
>you will never strap Akko to an operating table, gently assuring her this will make her a real CHARIOT as you take your saw to her skull
>you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of her prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as she slowly loses herself as you carve away her higher brain functions
>you will never bathe her and flip her daily to prevent bedsores as she is in recovery
>you'll never see the childish wonder in her eyes when she awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with
>you'll never teach her how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up food you chewed yourself into her mouth to feed her
>you'll never tuck her into bed, gently stroking all over her body as she murmurs and falls asleep
>she'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop
>you'll never fuck her ass raw as she sobs into the pillow before putting talcum powder all over it as a punishment for when she's naughty
>you'll never greedily slurp up her drool every morning to wake her up, suckling her cheeks for the sweet nectar
>she'll never call you daddy in her slurred, barely coherent voice as her feebled mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory
>>155659777
trips confirm /pol/ack is correct
>Hannah and Barbara prepare to sacrifice Akko to the toilet fairies
>showering together
New wave of lesbian greentexts
>>155659958
Akko is a foreign student studying in the UK so she's obviously a LibDem member
Akko virginity is on danger
NAKED HANNAH AND BARBARA
RIP
>>155660163
Ursula = KEKED
Hannah Barbara a cute
>Caw & Caw bathing together
wew
Hannah and Narnara are murderers!
OH SHIT
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!
Also new thread where, we're at image limit
holy shit the Bolsheviks are here
RIP in pieces Flame Sprite-kun.
>>155660191
Trust the foreigners to be communist. They're just trying to Britain down so they can easily take it over!
Maggie Thatcher, save us!
Whelp that happened.
what the fuck
WE'RE AT IMAGE LIMIT
MIGRATE
>>155637327
WE'RE AT IMAGE LIMIT
MIGRATE
>>155637327
WE'RE AT IMAGE LIMIT
MIGRATE
>>155637327
I'm dying
Roomba's to the rescue
Falseflags and revolutions in my little witch show?
smartphone magic
Fucking magic roombas holy shit
I wonder who gave the creatures those magic blocking sheets.
>dark-skinned Akko
Muh dick
>mfw I agree with Finerann this time
>uses the entire sciol for product placement
Sasuga Tech Sauvy Villian.
>All those servers
>Shooting Star sighted in Japan
ha
>>155660192
Croix looks less menacing than I thought
>Ursula being NTR'd this fast
FUUUUCK
N E T O R A R E
E
T
O
R
A
R
E
>>155659653
>>155659597
I can already see doujin with him, exploiting witches. He's perfect old man protagonist.
shit ed 2bh
>>155660516
kill yourself
>>155660561
no u
>>155660150
Nah hes doing fine I think hes just busy he even signed my LWA poster at Anime Matsuri.
>>155660879
No one cares you fucking retard
>>155660035
>Diana visibly flustered
MUH DICK
>>155638476
You can tell that guy is American.
Someone make an American spurdo edit of that post.
>>155660879
Really? Show it to us? (on the next thread of course)
>>155660129
It's all the same though is the point.
Magic makes sense once you learn the theory behind it, same as technology.
It's just with magic, we know it's fictional, so we don't have much in terms of expectations. For technology, people always take it as an extension of human technology, and get disappointed when it doesn't explain as much as they expected it to.
>>155660035
Is Akko wearing Diana's panties on the head and got found out?