Sayaka's in love!
>Customer san
Is this how you shitpost madoka threads now?
OP's just trying to bait that one obsessively autistic /u/ fag from last night.
>>155512498
>Making a thread to bait an autist
>>155512097
>ywn tenderly kiss an anon you just met until your head is spinning
I'm in london
Madoka threads are pure cancer.
>>155514273
genuine autist hates shipping in madoka, spends years evading bans for shitposting about it
>>155514542
To be fair, the OP is a blatant shitpost as well and I wouldn't blame the mods for deleting it. It's when he starts chimping out over regular discussion that it becomes an issue.
Would you a magical prostitute?
>>155513100
My first kiss came in Pattaya Thailand with my prostitute that I met at ping pong show. It was after she did raw ass to mouth with me. So basically I was passionately kissing a girl like it was one of my animoos, who 45 seconds prior had my poop dick in her mouth.
>>155515377
Why would you kiss a prostitute?
>>155515558
I was shit faced drunk, 8,000 miles from home and just lost my virginity so I was full of feels. We were laying in bed and I told her that she was really beautiful and she started kissing me so I just went with it. I felt gross the next day but she was a sweet girl.
Homu-chan and Mami, sitting in the tree.
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby in the baby carriage
>>155516137
Forgot the pic.
>>155516137
But two girls can't have a baby!
>>155516757
They use titsemen.
>>155516757
Girl CAN have babies, so that means it's okay for them to have babies with each other!
>>155516757
this is where the kind oji-san comes in
>>155512097
>kissing the worst meguca
are madoka or eva threads worse
I'm tempted to say madoka but reifag puts up a strong argument sometimes
The movie threads are going to be really something
>crazed /u/ autist enters thread
>sees another madoka autist posting a ship he doesn't approve of
>this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
Sleep tight, Kyouko!
>>155517150
>repeat for 3 years
>second autist is long gone but first autist just can't let go of him
Homura is getting married!
>>155512498
You don't even have to purposely make a bait thread for that, he'll just show up anyway
So what is generating more hype, new madoka movie or new eva?
>>155516757
If you can't make a baby, become one!
it took a while to figure out who the hell "cu-cus tomer-san" was
>>155512097
Cute. A CUTE
>mods delete the pasta
>but not the cropped porn
thanks for reminding me why I barely browse this shithole anymore, /a/
>>155518801
cute
>>155519036
yours too
mami X homura
homu x sayaka
>>155519350
Why does Kyouko love Mami so much?
>>155519409
wouldn't you?
>>155519110
What the fuck?
I lovemadokas mom
Sayaka and Homura are getting married!
>>155512279
お客さん
DELETE THIS
>>155512498
Wait, let me guess. He showed up in the Kyoko thread, right?
>>155519510
uh oh, what kind of trouble has sayaka gotten herself into this time?
>>155519573
>He showed up in the Kyoko thread, right?
He shows up in lots of places. He posted in the current Gabriel Dropout thread and was promptly deleted and most likely banned.
Cuteboys!
>>155519409
But that isn't canon.
Mami is in love with Homura.
>>155520078
Mami is only in love with herself. That's why she sacrificed her parents and started shooting up other medukas.
Truly a selfish bitch.
>>155520129
Maybe love is an overstatement, but she clearly lusts for Homura.
How shit was the Wraith Arc
Should I even bother
Why is Kyouko so infatuated with Mami?
I know what you are trying to do but can we stop this shit? It's bothering me.
Also, it's not even a fun way to shitpost.
>>155521933
Go be a stupid yurifag somewhere else.
>this chad is fucking Homura and you're not
>>155521056
Juicy buns.
>>155521950
I'm not a yurifag. This thread is just meaningless and doesn't have anything to do with the series. Be stupid somewhere else.
>>155522068
>Guys come on, I'm not a yurifag or anything, just stop posting them with guys
Go be a triggered yurifag somewhere else.
>>155522067
kyoko loves juice
>>155522266
Who are the middle four? The ones from gakkou garashi or something like that?
>>155522363
Wouldn't they all be from Shaft stuff?
Everyone itt is my friend.
>>155522363
Do you think Megucas live normally in the SHAFT universe?Would they befriend the Hidamaris?
>>155522363
CANON Meguca harem
SHAFT animated that!
>>155520573
It was OK. Everything gets fucked up once again in a completely new way.
It finally puts to rest the idiots who couldn't tell Rebellion transitions straight from the ending of the series and it's not a different fucking universe or some shit.
>>155522363
This proves the meducas are canonically hungry for Araragi cock. I'm not sure why that one guy is getting so upset.
>>155522410
How did Araragi feel as his penis was being licked by Kyoko, Sayaka, Madoka and Homura?
Their smiles : saved
>>155522447
>>155522417
>>155522410
>>155522245
>>155520078
>>155519683
>>155519636
>>155519634
>>155519510
BOW DOWN
>>155522417
Why is Kyoko so uncute?
>>155519409
Are they partners in crime?
N U T
B U S T
>>155522576
What did Shaft mean by >>155522363?
>>155522579lewd
>>155514863
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD.What's the purpose of this scene?
post cute homu images instead
>>155522709
>2 anime girls are next to each other
MOOOOOOODS
>>155522726
This one is pretty cute
>>155522724
cute friendship
>>155522726
There's >>>/c/>>2863466 for that.
>>155522854
I guess I fucked that up
>>>/c/2863466
>>155519454
remember whenshe drank morning lescue?
Is Mami a pedo?
>>155522922
She just likes dressup
Thoughts on this girl?
>>155522922
no, it's just some stress relief for her
>>155522724
morning is a good time for madoka
>>155522962
homu/10
>>155522922
>Mami's bulge
>>155523024
Will there ever be a better anime girl?
>>155523057
What does >>155522363 mean though?
>>155523098
Isn't it obvious? The meducas want some juicy Araragi semen.
>>155523146
who doesn't?
>>155523146
Araragi is the luckiest motherfucker ever. People's waifus are just his side bitches
>>155523184
why were the megucas with Araragi though? Explain that please.
>>155523236
>It's literally never happened before
People always talk about porn on 4chan
>>155523209
Who do you think he likes to fuck the most?
I summon thee, Sayaka!
>>155523184
>>155523236
It's not shitposting if it's canon though.
The above image proves the meducas are part pf Araragis harem.
>>155523297
What would a blowjob from her feel like?
Why do you people always reply to ACK?
What is his endgame?
>>155523343
who?
>>155523343
no one knows
why
How do you withstand this Kyoko?
>>155523573
By giving her every inch of my love
>>155523599
Robert Plant pls
>>155523645
>>155523649
I love Kyoko Sakura!
>>155523599
How romantic!
>>155523705
Madoka sucks anyways so the characters need to be shat on.
>>155522363
What he fails to realize is
>You said you'd invite me to the disbanding party filled with junior high girls.
It implies that he wanted it but never got it.
>>155522363
>>155522363
>>155522363
>>155522363
>>155523146
>>155523209
>>155523230
>>155523306
It never happened. Learn to read.
>>155523675
Mami loves her too.
>>155523678
>>155523705
No one can deny the love that me and Kyoko share!
>>155523756
>Mami loves Kyoko
How does Mami express her love for Kyoko?
I
>>155523752
>this denial
>tripidiot
Why don't you make another thread on /qa/?
Do so while Araragi is cocking your waifus.
>>155523752
Forgive me father for I don't know how to quote.
>>155523752
>>155523752
Or that it happened and they were all filled with an incestuous pervert's cum.
>>155523788
>this denial
>cant into reading comprehension
Yeah, I see.
Just because araragi fucked the megucas, doesn't mean I cant fuck em too
cutest couple
I feel bad for you. Being unable to understand a simple sentence must be depressing.
>>155523851
I've comprehended it perfectly you braindead tripfag moron. The reality is your waifus are in the Monogatari universe, and are therefore destined to be dicked by Araragi.
He will literally fill each and every one of them with semen.
>>155523851
I love Kyoko the most because I have the rarest Kyoko's.
>>155523903
At least we now know the trip of the batshit crazy autist.
>>155523907
So what you are telling me is that you didn't comprehend it. Got it.
>>155523919
Man, if I hadn't had left my shit unattended I would put you down six feet under in shame.
>>155523978
No one is using a trip
>>155523998
No, it's that you're a mentally defective retard in denial who's been crying all day.
If a heterosexual adult male looked at this, what would he feel?
>>155524030
>still in denial
Christ all mighty. You poor soul.
>>155523978
Everyone has know your trip for a very long time, !Akemi.
>>155524072
Why aren't you making another /qa/ thread? Too worried people will correctly bring up the fact that your waifu is getting dicked?
>>155524101
You will just come on over and shit that one up to. Plus, since I am a tripfag, I don't make threads. I patiently wait for them.
>still this level of denial
>>155523998
Do you have a rare Kyoko than this?
>>155524033
My first feeling was blowjob but then I remembered she's a lesbian so now I don't know what to feel.
I guess I'd step on her a little? Maybe she'd like that. Do you think she'd be okay with a guy as long as he wore a madoka wig?
>>155524047
Kyoko is actually my wife though.
>>155512097
>>155524156
>You will just come on
Like Araragi over your waifu? While he's fucking the rest of them too?
>Plus, since I am a tripfag
and a self-proclaimed moron at that.
>>155524209
would you grab Homura's head and thrust in? Or would you let Homura lick and suck on her own?
>>155524165
>>155524210
What is even the point of this? Are you actually just trying to ruin Madoka threads?
>>155524221
Sayaka vs Clara Dolls
Absolute Configuration
Magic, swords, blood, semen everywhere
Just fuck alredy
Wait, I'm a bit behind here, why does Mami love Kyouko so much again? Isn't Kyouko meant to be paired with Sayaka?
>>155524224
Still lacking reading comprehension? Are you okay?
>and a self-proclaimed moron at that.
You are funny.
>>155524244
No shit sherlock.
>>155524288
Fine, I am with Kyouko anyway.
>>155524244
>implying there's anything left to ruin
We're fucking the corpse of a dead franchise here, bud. The only ruinous thing that's happened here today is the fact that a madoka thread was made at all. If you ran it into the ground you'd probably be doing the world a favour
>>155524302
>Isn't Kyouko meant to be paired with Sayaka?
Both of them love money more than anything, which is why they prostitute themselves.
>you will never be a hentai fat old man
>>155524332
>You are funny.
and correct evidently. You are a crazed, braindead /u/ autist and your waifu is getting fucked by the monogatari MC..
>>155524359
Youll still be just a fat old man though.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on what is going on?
So when is the next movie coming out?
>>155524311
>Why even made you decide to start doing this?
Poor fella can't read thus taking his frustration out on others. Specifically me.
>>155524374
>/u/ autist
>projecting
>>155524394
Furns out not being able tounderstand cause rage.
>>155524394
Shaft canonically made megucas his bitches. Waifufags got mad
>>155524430
Brought to you by a tripshit that can't even type.
>>155524428
Why even ask? It's not like you care.
Look at how you are shitting on the characters in the very post you are asking for information.
>>155524437
>extremely active
With like the same 5 tripfags circlejerking and blogging about their lives. Shit has actually improved since then thank fuck because people occasionally talk about the series instead of what "X-chan" had for fucking lunch that day.
If you think any part of those threads were okay, you seriously need to fuck off of /a/ and never come back. No amount of scanlation is worth that shit.
>>155524493
Literally only 1 tripfag tried making that relevant and he dropped his trip.
>>155524461
Give me the rarest Kyoko you have now
>>155524545
But your image implies DELET. That is a no can do.
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Stop posting shit and post Mami
>>155524394
Instead of reading whatever walls of text get shoved down your throat, just post an image of two Madoka characters cuddling and see the results.
To summarize: crazed /u/ autists go into a fit of rage every time you post a "shipping" image of "pairs" they don't approve of, or if you post a Madoka character prostituting themselves to old men.
>>155524531
There were well more than one, and most of them dropped their trips because they kept getting banned for using /a/ as a chatroom to discuss their daily lives, autistically roleplay as the fucking characters or shitpost about one another in some kind of contrived witchunt vendetta.
Those threads were unilaterally awful. Better dead than that shit. You must seriously have a short memory if you can't recognize just how fucking bad things got
>>155524476
Isn't Urobuchi busy with Thunderbolt and Godzilla? We may have to wait 2 years or more for a new movie unless there's an article that I missed
>>155524581
Ayyy
>>155524603
So why is only one here? It means this one has not broken any rules.
>>155524581
It's been 6 years since this show aired
Why are there still so many threads
>>155524653
Or that they just haven't been banned permanently yet, who knows.
>>155524696
>Mami x Madoka
This is rare.
>>155524696
Oh you sweet summer child
>>155524696
>2 anime girls next to each other
MOOOOOOOODS
>>155524693
I am speaking about apple. He is still here.
>>155524729
meant for
>>155524708
Kyoko x Mami is a truer pairing than Mami x Madoka.
>>155524716
>tfw kevin was a mamifag then switched to sayaka and then wanted kyoko to rape him
How did Araragi fuck them? Im guessing:
Madoka = doggystyle while pulling pigtails
Kyouko = mating press
Sayaka = bellybutton fuck
Mami = titfuck
Homura = cowgirl
>>155524812
Initially, I didn't agree. But as time has passed, Madoka threads have convinced me Red x Yellow is the only true pairing in Madoka Magica.
>>155524880
but your berserk wall of text spam and ban evading is against the rules too?
>>155524892
>wanted kyoko to rape him
All because he wanted Sayaka to despair and turn into a witch.
>>155524912
Can't go wrong with a winning combination.
>>155524906
There is no question Araragi fucked Homura anally.
Madoka sex would've been more gentle.
>>155524936
Post the HOTTEST pic of Kyoko you have
>>155524856
Kyoko is Sayaka's gi--
>>155525000
>>155525177
How do you think he did it? >>155524906
>>155525215Pleasepost the hottest pic of Kyoko have
>>155512097
Are there any more pages of the meducas being kissed by old men? That hits the spot for me.
>>155525251
I really want to know your opinion on what positions Araragi did on each girl. Im actually being serious
>>155525257
>>155525309
What a shitty girl.
Are these two ever gonna interact ever again?
>>155525383
I don't get it. What about doujins?
>>155525420
Did you like the bitibiti doujin? That one was as vanilla as you can get and Kyoko enjoyed it
>>155519683
I wish they had bigger dicks.
>>155525488
The which?
>>155525522
The recent Kyoko doujin. Where the guy had a long penis and made Kyoko sploosh
>>155525587
Kyoko play game, wrapped the guy up like a mummy, noticed the bulge, the penis was long, kyoko's womb had no choice but to orgasm, it was like character development but in dick form or something
>>155525562
The one anon wanted me to translate?
>>155525631
Yes. Did you like that one? I think its DOTY
>>155525678
I don't care for doujins unless they are funny.
>>155525709
Can you translate Trooper Magi Votoms Magica? That one is pretty funny.
>>155516830
where do i get a baby?
>over 200 deleted posts in this thread
>mod won't just delete the thread
>the thread was blatant bait and shitposting from the start
Why?
>>155526940
Mods probably enjoy all this?
How come all the doujins are just pictures of a panda. Am i being memed or something?
Mami x Sayaka
>>155512097
As >>155525267 put it. Watching dykes fall to the cock is just great.
>>155523998
Don't you think her neck is too long?
>>155528379All the more for me to nibble on.
>>155512097
Sayaka and Kyouko are only for each other.
>>155528486
>Fanservice.jpeg
Can't wait till the Butcher breaks them up next movie.
>>155525406
Yeah.
>>155528460
Okay, Apple. I want to make up with you. Would you talk to me with my trip? Do you have any demands?
>>155528575
Sorry, the OP image was quite the temptation. Also you might not want to throw out such accusations so blindly.
>>155528821
As I don't read doujin that aren't funny I have no knowledge on that bitibiti doujin.
>>155528964
>>155528821
Reminder that all the madokas are slave to cocks and when Pence opens the camps you're going to be the first to get fried.
>>155529280
This kind of mental illness is why you're getting banned from bathrooms.
But you're more than welcome to visit the gas chambers :^)
>>155528964
The bitibiti one is actually pretty good. You should check it out and thentranslate it
bamp
>>155529853
How good?
>>155529068
Sorry, I am not American.
>>155533308
Kyouko/10
>>155534281
>>155534728
>tfw no Homu or Saya bitibiti doujin
>>155516830
How does that infant have such long hair?
>>155529853
Why should I translate? Kyouko sleeping with old men is a vile thing. If I was a girl, I would never do such a disgusting thing. Sleeping with old men itself is vile unless you are close to the same age group.
>>155535255
Wat. There's no old men in that one. And Kyoko is the one that kidnapped the boy. She was the one that did the loving. It's a vanilla story with a bit of humor at the end. It's your obligation as a collector of rare Kyokos to translate it.
>>155500004
>>155512097
Why did OP's first thread get deleted, but not this one?
He's spamming the same shit?
People need to stop posting this shit.
>>155535947
You went from Mami to Sayaka to Kyoko.
Who will you pretend to love next?
>>155514863
Kyuu looks smaller than normal.
.
>>155535947
Use your powers and vanquish all the evil within these threads!
This thread lacks Mami, guardian
>>155536237
Apple, are you gonna translate it?
>>155536027
No one. I don't think you understand the complex history.
>>155536237
So what you're saying is make this a Sayaka thread?
Should I become a tripfag
I still many Sayakas, I would have you all know!
>>155536379
Is that a trick question?
>>155536467
Madoka threads are just zombie threads. They shouldn't exist in this world anymore. You don't need to make a contract with them.
>>155536493
Who knows~
>>155536493
>>155536468
I have the rarest Sayaka
>>155536514
So it is aKyoukothread.
>>155536547
Don't mix your shitty memes with my Sayakas.
>>155536494
You did do a good job with the name. You didn't call yourself Bebe or Akemi or Apple. So you can change waifus anytime without regret.what did you think of the kyoko bitibiti doujin?
>>155536588
That's for lame-os.
It's all Sayaka, all the time.
>>155536610
That's because I was tripping before Madoka threads or Madoka existed.
I don't read Madoka Magica douijins.
>>155536675
That's for bakas.
Kyouko is superior.
>>155535947
Someone needs to stop them. Madoka threads need justice.
>>155536753
Even Sayaka can see that Kyoko is lame. She doesn't even have a cool and elegant weapon!
>>155536675
>>155536753
If a straight male sees this girl, what goes through his mind?
>>155536793
Says the one that posted Sayaka using Kyouko's weapon.
>>155536767
My job in life is to win the lotto and buy 4chan so I can purge the world of agents of evil.
>>155536880
When you see that girl in a love hotel, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>155536917
See! If Sayaka can't use it, it's no good!
>>155536880
I don't want to answer what I would do.
>>155536956
Sayaka is a certified baka. It is a miracle she can use a cutlass.
May I help with the purge?
>>155537107
Sayaka a smart girl!
>>155537125
Sayaka failed a test and even that shocked Kyouko. Kyouko can even speak english better.
>>155537176
Sayaka is much happier than Kyoko. Look at this smile!
>>155537265
That is a smile of insanity. It isn't genuine.
Madoka is shit anyway. Not even an acceptable take of the Mahou Shoujo genre.
Rebellion is much closer to the themes that lie in usual Mahou Shoujo shows.
>>155537370
She's always genki tho!
>>155537378
Shut up, nerd.
>>155535947
>>155536237
>>155536379
>>155536468
>>155536493
>>155536494
>>155536514
>>155536588
>>155536599
>>155536675
>>155536753
>>155536793
>>155536917
>>155536956
>>155537107
>>155537125
>>155537176
>>155537265
>>155537370
Just kiss already. Fuck eachother like wild animals. Kevin it is your sworn duty to impregnate Apple so she can give birth to your off springs.
>>155537564
Yup, that cute baka.
>>155537607
She's probably more cute than another girl!
>>155537672
Madoka? Mami? Homura? Sayaka is cuter and certainly handsome. Shame she was beaten by Kyouko.
>>155537773
She is no way beaten by Kyoko!
>>155537893
Yes she was. By a wide margin.
>>155538040
She can't even beat her by a small amount!
>>155538206
Really? Because Sayaka was having her butt handed to her.
So, ACK, where's your supposedly "good Madoka community that always scans/translates/posts interesting stuff"?
It. does. not. exist.
All there is is shitty blogposting tripfags who bring their cancerous chatroom.
Your precious Madoka threads are SHIT and they'll always remain so. Don't use the excuse of "you're ruining the community" because there's nothing to ruin in the first place. It's all rotten and unsalvageable.
Now do the world a favor and commit suicide. As soon as you're finished reading this.
And mods, kill this fucking thread. It's a shitstain, even for recent 4chan.
>>155538324
Apple, I'm worried about your ability to keep score.
>>155538583
I am worried that you forgot that Sayaka died.
>>155538534
It left 3 to 5 years ago my newfag friend.
>>155537589
Is this the greatest love story ever told?