Don't bother watching any other show this season, or even

> Second story breaks the rules of the series already

No

It's boring.

It's shit.

>>155478985
this desu

shit

>>155478985
This.
Had an entire argument about this last thread.

I guess you can pretend to randomly call it AOTS after 1 episode.

baka.

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We have already decided.
http://poal.me/l9sot2
58% says we liked it. That's a big percentage.

>>155479388
> 29 total votes

Sure thing /v/

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It's like a reverse Hell Girl

>>155479388
Actually that's a terrible percentage. The people who wouldnt like it to begin with didnt even watch it, almost half of the people giving it a chance didnt like it, that's pretty bad.

>>155479387
>>155478985
which rules are you referring to?
i havent watched the original yet so im unfamiliar with how he operates exactly

>>155479550
Only people who do something wrong should get punished.

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>>155479550
>Repossess anything after a day
>Buys clothes
>They take the clothes away
>Simple straight forward logic
>Buys $500 makeover
>Adds 60 years to her age instead of just undoing the make over

He isn't a monkey paw. Monkey paw doesn't lay down rules.

It's whatever though.
I'll let this one slip, but next episode better not pull something like that

I thought it was ok i don't know why there a bunch of anons actively hating it already since there has only been one episode

>>155478955
worst fanbase has already been decided, I see

>>155479739
>only been one episode
But i's a sequel in an already famous franchise.

>>155479739
The first few series of a season tend to get some shitposting from people whose wishlisted shows haven't started yet. Also newfags to whom the show isn't modern enough.

>>155479754
It's just one of those shows that are plagued with shitposting for the first few weeks of the season until it's clear what's going to sell well and the shitposters move on to that. The threads will be calmer in a few weeks unless this show becomes really popular.

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>>155479636

>Only people who do something wrong should get punished.

But he doesn't have that rule

>>155479636
>laziness and greed are not wrong
Sasuga /a/.
Anyway, if this is AOTS then we're in for a pretty dire season.

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I got a sudden urge to fap to this THICC slut

Still seems odd that the 2 guys in the first story no longer got fired in the new version, despite the new version still ending the episode with the boss pissed off at them.

>>155484068
What makes you think they weren't fired? Just because he didn't say it?

>>155484573
In the original they explicitly were both fired. They very well might have been in the new version as well, not like their boss was happy with them at the end, but they took out the ending line of the boss yelling that they were both fired.

>>155479388
>58% says we liked it
That's not what it says at all though.

>>155481187
We are in for a pretty dire season, but I seriously doubt this will be AOTS. This is the type of show that should theoretically be my favorite thing if it wasn't shit, but I'm pretty sure I would even like SnK more if I bothered to watch it, and I know it's not up my alley.

>>155484969
I'm pretty much in the same boat, I generally love this type of episodic setup, but the poor execution will make it a disappointment.

Fuck this meme.

>>155479388
I will not buy Tsubasa's game.

>>155478985
>my interpretation of the rules is absolute
Youd make a terrible lawyer.

She broke a deal with the devil, She paid the devil's price.

>>155478985
>>155479550
>>155479636
Warau salesman has no such rule. He's literally just a fucking troll.

>Car episode
Teaches random guy how to drive by letting him crash everywhere on random fancy expensive cars and then goads him into driving drunk and fucking his shit up
>Golgo-face guy episode
He's tired of people looking to him to solve all of the problems they have, so salesman makes him go mad until he ends up finding some fat ugly sugar mama and sucking her tits 24/7. The family stumbles upon it and are shocked.

>>155479723
She bought something that couldnt be repod specifically to trick him, so he punished her.

This show is a pleb filter. If you like it you're a patrician, if not you're a pleb who probably likes isekai harem anime.

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>>155485866
>Teaches random guy how to drive by letting him crash everywhere on random fancy expensive cars and then goads him into driving drunk and fucking his shit up

That was great, Moguro goads him into driving a stolen truck, has him break countless traffic laws while chased by the police, cause several accidents and break a couple buildings before coming to a stop surrounded by police.

Best thing is as Moguro is walking away he ponders just how many laws that guy broke there, and then just says it was amusing.

But yeah, as you say, he is just a troll doing things for the hell of it, rather than someone trying to fairly teach moral lessons.

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>>155487397

>>155478955
Sorry, kid. Call me back when your AOTS isn't a show with shit writing.

>>155478955
Is this the shitposting show of the season? I've already seen like five threads for it.

>>155487689
Seeing that the show is about a troll who finds ruining others lives amusing, and does so in a way that vaguely looks like "punishing people for doing bad things" even if it often isn't, the discussion of future episodes will probably continue to resemble this episode over if it was "fair" or not.

>>155478985
EVERY
FUCKING
THREAD
I can't wait for the other seasonal shit to air so only 5 or 6 anons are left in these threads

>>155487425
He does it to piss losers on /a/ off, honestly.

>>155487689
The first couple of shows always gets this bullshit.

>>155488328
What else is there to talk about? It's not particularly entertaining, and there really isn't much meat to it.

>>155487431
Hush my sweet spring child! Uchouten Kazoku is starting soon, you needn't worry about Salesman anymore.

>>155488420
>What else is there to talk about?
What would happen if she bought and ate food with that credit card.
What would happen if she bought a gun with the credit card and shot herself?

These are the answers I am looking for.

>>155488504
>What if the show was more interesting?
It would be a more interesting show that was more worthy of being talked about. Easy question.

>>155488561
I don't know if you understand what speculation is, but that comes with every show.

>>155488504
Going down that road, what if she bought a one way plane ticker overseas and enjoyed herself at her destination, and checked into a hotel room to spend the night before the next day.

I think /a/ hates this show because these loser victims are similar to them

>>155488504

>What would happen if she bought and ate food with that credit card.
Well she had certainly drank at the bar so food would probably count in that subsistence category

>What would happen if she bought a gun with the credit card and shot herself?
Moguro would probably be mildly surprised at the length she went to and the gun would no doubt be repo'd

The "rules" are probably quite flexible for Moguro in cases like that where it's irrelevant either way, he's had his fun/

>>155488504
>What would happen if she bought a gun with the credit card and shot herself?

Or the girls at her job that sent her on her reckless shopping trips to begin with.

>tfw you wanted this to be the comfy secret anime of the season but it ended up being the shitty controversial anime of the season

>>155488631
>strawman

>>155488631
Both of the victims so far were wageslaves which are hard to identify with as a NEET.

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>>155488701
Same. It was just bad timing. If it hadn't aired as one of the first, there wouldn't be this much shitposting.

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>>155488725
hi again, how've you been anon?

>>155488701
>implying most of the shitposters will watch past episode 1

>>155488701
>>155488754
>being this much of a crybaby
People would have pointed out the shit writing regardless of if 10 people watched the show or 100 did.

>>155488701
nah dont worry about that, it will be the dead anime in a week or two

>>155488631
>>155488735

I can only imagine these threads if they remake the episode where a lonely loser ends up beaten and in jail because they wanted a girlfriend.

>>155488789
>crybaby
What? I'm not the one getting my feeling hurt because of Moguro though.
Stop being buttblasted about anime.

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>>155488789
>says the one throwing and autistic fit in every thread about how the writing is "shit" and "muh strawman" meme
You aren't making a convincing argument anon.

>>155488701
>>155488754
>>155488787
We've had 5 or so threads that 404 before breaking 40 posters or 200 posts and there are still this many people shitting on it. The only Warau thread that hit the bump limit is the first one.

Don't pretend like this is just bad timing.

>>155488851
No, you're the one getting your feefees hurt because someone DARED criticize your shitty """"AOTS"""".
Stop being buttblasted over words on the Internet.

>>155488882
We actually had two threads that hit bump limit. All the other ones were deleted though, yeah.

>>155488885
>DARED criticize your shitty """"AOTS"""".
It's not even my AOTS though, I'm just moderately enjoying this show because I've also enjoyed the original series.
I don't know who you think I am, but you've got it wrong.

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>>155488869
>s-stop saying the writing is s-shit!!
>okay, why ISN'T the writing shit?
>.......s-stop saying the writing is s-shit!!

>>155488882
And what makes you think that the people shitting on it will keep watching?

>>155488869
Are you convincing yourself? Because that's all that matters. You're trying very hard at it, so I'd hope you're succeeding.

It's okay to not like things

I watched it because I thought the premise and cover looked interesting, and now I'm hearing it already had an anime before? is this a straight up remake and I shouldn't bother with the old one, or should I watch the old one too if I like this?

Any news on when the OP is coming out?

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>>155488954
Who're you quoting anon?

>>155488987
The animation quality in the old one is pretty solid considering the age. Problem is the lack of subs for most episodes.

I prefer the old moguro voice. deeper and more menacing.

>>155488957
They won't.

I'm saying that you remove the people shitting on it, and you go to 5 posters and 30 posts, and this is at peak.

You aren't getting a comfy thread regardless, so you should be thankful that you get half a week to actually talk about it if you want to but I honestly don't see what there is to talk about since it was really just meh

>>155489038
oh it's only partially subbed? that sucks. but I guess that's not the worst thing in the world for a series that doesn't have an overarching plot and is just a collection of short stories (I assume)

>>155488987
It's half-remake, half-new stuff.

The old show is all mostly untranslated.

>>155488968
I'm not convincing anyone to do anything, I'm simply defending Moguro because I think he's a cool character.

>>155488885
You are a faggot

>>155488987
Episode 1 and episode 2 will be a remake for the first half, and a new story for the second half. It remains to be seen if it follows that formula for the full series.

>>155489090
>i think he's cool so the shit writing doesn't matter
Do you also defend shitty harems because of all the tits?

>>155489162
>shitty harems because of all the tits?
Yes? Is that a trick question?

>>155489162
You can defend harems on the basis of fanservice, so maybe he jacks off to Moguro, I'm not one to judge an anon's tastes.

>>155488504
>What would happen if she bought and ate food with that credit card.
I can imagine an episode already:
A bulimic supermodel who grew up too poor to eat well is now rich but cannot use her money to gorge on food and get fat like she always wanted to, so Moguro gives her a choker or something that prevents her from actually eating anything, only tasting it. She wants to feel full for once, though, so she takes it off and eats a massive meal. Moguro finds her and works his magic. She wakes up the next day and is 400lbs. She goes broke.

If OL used the credit card though, I'd think she would just wake up the next day feeling hungry. Maybe they'll make her puke it up.

>>155489162
The writing isnt shit just because it doesnt fit the conventions you think it should. So far the only "argument" ive seen is that its shit because moguro isn't fair.

>>155490307
>The writing isnt shit
Wew.

>i'm going to take away what was bought
>except this one time, i'm gonna take more LOL
>people defend this

>>155490332

OJ specifically stretched the deal by trying to buy things she didn't think could be repossessed at all, it's no surprise that she got fucked; you don't mess with Moguro

>>155490486
Except the things could be repossessed. He did that just fine. Broke the rules, my ass.

>>155479723
How can you people be this retarded? You can't take back the spa shit and beauty. She clearly broke the rules by taking something that can't be given back so he punished her.

>Each episode follows Fukuzou Moguro, a traveling salesman, and his current customer. Moguro deals in things that give his customers their heart's desire, and once his deals are made and their unhealthy desires are satisfied, Moguro's customers are often left with terrible repercussions, especially if they break the rules of his deals...

>especially if they break the rules of his deals

It's literally in the fucking description of the show you mongoloids.

>>155491039
>You can't take back the spa shit and beauty.
Except Moguro did?

How can the people defending this show be this retarded?

>>155491075
He removed her beauty, he didn't take anything back.

>>155491075

He didn't take the pampering back, otherwise she'd just look normal

If I could compare it to anything it would be similar to Yami Yugi's Penalty Games

>>155491128
>>155491189
>woman got beauty treatment to be prettier
>moguro should have removed the treatment as per his own fucking rules
>woman should have been restored back to normal
>she wasn't, she got worse
>people defend this
>these people think 0 + 2 - 2 = -2

>>155491235
The rule is that you buy something and he takes it back the next day.
The beauty treatment can't be taken back, therefore she broke the rules and gets punished instead.

Breaking the rules = fat jew wizard fucks you up

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>>155491235

Please describe to me how you would instruct these lovely repo-girls how to remove a relaxing spa session and expensive drinks consumed, as well as the limo ride she probably paid for

>>155491235
>thought she could cheat the system
>gets fucked over
Based Moguro.

It is best to think of Moguro as someone who is amused by ruining someone's life in a way that the victim will at least in part blame themselves.

His deals are made in bad faith, he doesn't play fair, and there isn't some moral equivalency that he feels the need to satisfy.

>>155491404
He's the devil, essentially.

>>155491362
>The rule is that you buy something and he takes it back the next day.
Yeah and he didn't, he took more than that. Good to see we agree!

>>155491365
Magic.

>>155491396
>give a clear set of rules
>have the character that gave them, break them
>dis b gud ritin

>>155491235
You seem to be missing the distinction between repossessing something and removing it.

>>155491459
>given a clear set of rules
>have the character that agreed to them, break them
Wow it works both ways. 3deep5you

>>155491459
He didn't because it can't be taken back.
The girl then decided to willingly break the rules by buying something that can't be taken back.
She broke the rules, and for that she gets punished which is unrelated to the act of taking back what was bought because she broke the rules already.

>>155491467
No anon, 0 + 2 - 2 does not equal -2. It actually equals 0 again.

>>155491508
>>155491531
>buy something that she thought couldn't be repossessed
>it was repossessed anyway because Moguro is magic and he can do that
>B-BUT SHE B-BROKE THE RULES

The greedy cunt broke the rules, so the rules are moot.

>autists fail to understand this

>>155491546
At least pretend to read the posts you're replying to.

>>155491598
>that she thought couldn't be repossessed
Yeah she broke the rules.

>>155491620
Take your own advice.

>>155491598
It was not repossessed. Moguro did not possess it after it was removed.

A dude is very sick and need a new heart. He asks for one along with an operation, as part of a deal with the salesman.

What would happen?
Would it be fair?
Is there any hope in this cold world?

>>155491640
>i THINK i broke the rules
>that means i factually broke them!
It's like I'm arguing with a child.

>>155478985
Retard.

>>155491683
She did break them, with intent, retard.

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>>155491671
>It was not repossessed.
Then Moguro broke his own rules.

>>155491546
If you want to use your retarded math example then

>You can buy anything with this credit card but it will be taken back the next day
>But if you buy something that can't be taken back you will get a penalty fee of 100

The math then becomes 0 + 2 - 100 = -98. She broke the rules so she gets the penalty.

>>155491598
He didn't repossess the beauty, he took away her beauty as a punishment for buying something that can't be taken away. Because it's beauty that she bought he removes her beauty completely.

The repossession and how much she lost are completely unrelated.

>>155491683
>think
It's clearly against the rules he made.

>>155491732
Because it can't be repossessed, which means she broke the rules by trying to cheat the system. Don't shitpost with best girl.

>>155491730
>She did break them
By buying something that got repossessed?

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>>155491678
I think this would be a job for another shady character.

>>155491678
But you don't get to propose a deal. He offers something, and you can accept or not. Also no, the guy is fucked.

>>155491822
Black Jack is like Moguro if he had a sense of justice.

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>>155491764
>But if you buy something that can't be taken back you will get a penalty fee of 100
[citation needed]

There is no such rule. All that was said was that what the woman bought was to be repossessed. So starting again from 0, then that means she will always end up at 0 when Moguro comes to grab her shit.

Except that one time she randomly ended lower than that.

>buying something that can't be taken away
And what was that? Because we saw Moguro remove her beauty treatment just fine (on top of making her old, which is breaking his own rules).

>It's clearly against the rules he made.
For the nth time, thinking you broke the rules and factually breaking the rules are not the same thing.

>Don't shitpost with best girl.

>>155491922
Honestly, dude, I think you just have autism. The point of these stories is really obvious, and if you don't like it then just don't watch it. Rules lawyering is pointless here

>>155492027
>Honestly, dude, I think you just have autism.
Not an argument.
>The point of these stories is really obvious
So? Does that mean they are not poorly written and diluting (and in the woman's case, completely mangling) the message intended for the viewer?

>>155492068
There's no message. I'm sorry your autism prevents you from understanding people's intent and emotions.

>>155491922
>there is no such rule
He repossesses the things that are bought with the credit card, but the girl bought something that can't be repossessed. Moguro does not like people who break his rules so he punishes them.

Literally just forget the fact that she bought beauty and became ugly, you seem to just be confused and distracted by what was taken instead of the actual thing and reason on why that happened.

>>155492068
It means that you can't understand obvious stories so the message is lost because the viewer isn't smart enough to understand it.

Rules don't matter because Moguro doesn't give a fuck and just trolls people if he feels like it. I'll still probably drop this, though. The designs are pretty cringe-inducing, and I don't like episodic shows.

>>155492133

>The designs are pretty cringe-inducing

Fuck off with that word

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>>155492108
>the message of the stories is really obvious!
>still ruined by the poor writing, tho
>but the stories don't have any messages!

>>155492165
>4chan is one person

>>155492112
>but the girl bought something that can't be repossessed.
>And what was that? Because we saw Moguro remove her beauty treatment just fine (on top of making her old, which is breaking his own rules).

>It means that you can't understand obvious stories so the message is lost because the viewer isn't smart enough to understand it.
Ad hominem isn't an argument, dude.

>>155492165
I didn't say the message was obvious, I said the point was obvious. Maybe you aren't autistic, you just have a poor grasp of language.

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>>155492195
>it wasn't me

>>155492233
>the point
Unless you're going to explain whatever functional difference there is (spoiler: there is none), I'm going to consider this a really shit attempt at deflecting.

>>155492207
>Because we saw Moguro remove her beauty treatment just fine
>remove

There you even say it yourself, he doesn't take back her beauty, he REMOVES it because she broke the rules. There is no repossession because he punishes her by REMOVING the beauty she has.

>>155492303
>please explain basic english to me

Alright, fine. The point of the stories is literally just Moguro being an asshole. It's just about him fucking people over. No message. No justice. It's just him being a jerk.

For some reason, that point eluded you. Probably because of your crippling autism.

>>155492304
And we again go back to our good old math problem.

0 + 2 - 2 = -2

Oh wait no it's not. Call it however you want, but the deal is that Moguro would get rid of everything that the woman bought so nothing is permanent and she'd be able to do whatever the fuck she wanted without it eating into her economy. The woman bought a spa beauty treatment, she didn't buy a "become 40 years younger" potion.

And that's a shit example because even in that case Moguro should have had returned the woman back to normal.

>>155492165
Don't try to argue with them. They will continue deflecting any arguments so they can feel superior for liking an old series.

>>155492372
>monkey's paw setup from beginning to end
>i-i-it's not actually a m-monkey's paw story tho, please ignore the shit writing

>>155492388
>why isn't the world clean cut 1:1? everything should be a clean easy math problem cuz that's the way it works in my head

This like the definition of autism my dude

>>155492439
>i thought it was one thing but it actually isn't and now im mad that they didn't stick exactly to my expectations

sounds like a you problem

>>155492304
>>155492388
Its more accurate to say she bought everything that came after the beauty parlor, adoration of the masses and the attention of the cute guy at the bar.
So Moguro billed her future potential for those things.

Oh please can you people stop arguing and just talk about something else?
I was expecting comfy and relaxing talk about this show.Sure it would then only get about 70 posts but still.
We have enough arguing and stupid conversations that goes nowhere as it is on this board.

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>>155492440
>the story set up some internal logic for itself to follow then disregarded it, this isn't good at all
>SHUT UP THE WRITING IS NOT BAD YOU HAVE AUTISM DELETE THIS

>>155492388
Did you even read my post? he REMOVES her beauty. All of it. Again it has nothing to do with how much she purchased but it is the act of breaking the rules which made him REMOVE all her beauty, your math problem has no relevance in this argument because the solution doesn't matter due to her breaking the rules. She gets a penalty for breaking the rules that Moguro told her when he gave her the card.

>And that's a shit example because even in that case Moguro should have had returned the woman back to normal.

Why would he? She broke the rules so he punishes her for it with a punishment that is unrelated to the beauty that would be repossessed if it could be repossessed.

>>155492388

Moguro does not do these things for people out of the good of his heart, he "helps" people because he knows that they'll fuck up and he'll get his jollies from their eventual punishment

He fully expects people to take advantage of his "kindness" and they pay for it

He's a trickster playing of the temptation of man, just leave it.

>>155492525
>the story set up some internal logic for itself

It does, Moguro offers a person something and a rule. While he doesn't explicity tell them that he will punish them for breaking the rule the viewer already knows that since it's a rule to begin with.

The internal logic is not disregarded, the show follows it completely. Writing does not somehow become bad if the reader cannot comprehend it, the two are unrelated.

>>155492527
>he REMOVES her beauty. All of it.
Breaking his own rules in the process. Why is this so fucking hard to get?

>She gets a penalty for breaking the rules
Except at no point did she do that. Why is this so fucking hard to get?

>Why would he?
Because that's the rule he himself set for the use of his unlimited money magic credit card. Why is this so fucking hard to get?

>>155492528
If this wasn't a monkey's paw "these fuck themselves over" kind of setup then they wouldn't have given us any rules. There also wouldn't be any story, he would have walked up to the woman, turned her into a skellington and fucked off.

>>155492525
Honestly, let's assume your incredible autism is correct and they did break the rules.

How is it bad storytelling? It still achieves its goal, and evokes the right emotions in the audience members who are capable of going outside their basement, so what's the issue?

>>155492421
Wait so you cant like older series because it is now consired to person thinking that he is superior

>>155492649
>While he doesn't explicity tell them that he will punish them for breaking the rule the viewer already knows that since it's a rule to begin with.
Yeah, sky is blue. Thanks for the heads up.

>The internal logic is not disregarded
Except the part where Moguro breaks his own rules to take more from the woman than what she bought.

>>155491365
Do you think Moguro-san ever forced a client to 'do it' to pay off a debt!?

>>155492649
>>155492676
Can you guys fuck off to go argue somewhere else so rest of us can talk about other things about show

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>>155492676
>He's still at it.
This Anon is a mad man, 3 days of questioning why he turned her into an old lady.

>>155492676
He cannot not repossess her beauty. This means she broke the rules. This means Moguro punishes her with a punishment that is unrelated to the rule anymore because it was already broken. Again you keep being distracted by the fact that she loses her beauty instead of actually looking at why he took her beauty.

How hard is it to understand that having the devil tell you that you have to give back everything you buy the next day, and then buying something that can't be given back is breaking the rules?

She broke the rule, she gets a punishment for breaking the rules. Why should he follow the rules if they are already broken by her?

>>155492676

>There also wouldn't be any story, he would have walked up to the woman, turned her into a skellington and fucked off.

But that's not fun for Moguro, someone as sadistic as him likes to watch people destroy themselves with that which they desire

I don't know whether the rules are so that Moguro can find justification or as some sort of test to see if the mark is worth fucking with in the first place

To be fucking frank I didn't expect a thread about an adaption of a fucking 60's manga to garner so much tension

>>155492785
Deflection

>>155492685
>How is it bad storytelling?
Monkey's paw stories are about the wishee getting a gift, then due to their shitty personalities using said gift to bring ruin upon themselves.

The woman did not invite punishment, it was just handed to her just cuz. Just because the intended message is clear as day doesn't mean the story supports it well at all. Like imagine a story where the moral is "please protect mother nature" but the hero wins by cutting down trees to make catapults.

>>155492785

The sad thing is, there isn't anything else to talk about

>>155492877
The women literally says herself that she wanted to buy a spa treatment because it can't be taken back.

She knows full well that what she is doing is trying to cheat the system, which is breaking the rules.

>>155492837
>He cannot not repossess her beauty.
He could and he did. And just in the same way he took 40 years out of her despite no rules being broken.

>>155492846
>someone as sadistic as him likes to watch people destroy themselves with that which they desire
That's not what's happening.

>in the first story he didn't let the dudes destroy themselves, he got in the way
>in the second story he punished the woman himself despite that she did nothing wrong (let alone destroying herself with the credit card)

>>155492974
Thinking of breaking the rules =/= Breaking the rules

You're quite the dense person, I must say.

>>155493028
In what way was he going to take something from a sleeping women and give it to a spa? You don't buy beauty from a shelf and put it on then take it off again the next day. She broke the rules because it can't be repossessed, it can only be taken away which is not the same thing no matter how hard you try in thinking it is.

>>155493103
She broke the rules (all bought things will be repossessed the next day) because she bought something that couldn't be repossessed. This is not thinking about breaking the rules, it's breaking the rules. Just because the salesman doesn't literally scream in your face that buying something that can't be repossessed is breaking the rules doesn't mean that it's not breaking the rules.

>>155492877
Then maybe it's not a monkey paw story. Like everyone keeps telling you, it doesn't have a moral. Maybe you just projected your expectations, and now you're mad because it didn't fit the tiny box you'd carved out for it.

>>155493312
That's a fancy bird

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>>155493312
>>155493370

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>>155493196
>In what way was he going to take something from a sleeping women and give it to a spa?
Did you forget the fact that he's magic?

>because she bought something that couldn't be repossessed.
She didn't. Her beauty was repossessed and 40 years of her life were repossessed. Now here's a quick question for ya: Of the two aforementioned items, how many were bought the day prior to the repossession?

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>>155492831
It's honest to god autism, I'm sure of it.
At least he has dedication to a cause, I suppose.

>>155493488
>anyone that disagrees with me has autism
>i'm also so pathetic that i reply to myself and hope nobody notices

>>155493487
Seriously, who cares? Just give up. You want it to fit in your little box, we don't give a shit, and neither will ever convince the other.

>>155493533
>implying i'm Lelouch
I'd rather kill myself, honestly.

>>155493487
Is the spa also magic? Also I like how you just relegate the argument into "lol magic" instead of actually trying to defend yourself.

>she didn't
She did
>Her beauty was repossessed
It wasn't, the repossession crew did not come to take it away because she broke the rules, in which case she was punished instead. The rest of your argument is invalided because the rule no longer applies because it was broken.

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>>155493533
>anyone that disagrees with me has autism
Anyone that goes a solid 3 days throwing a temper tantrum about an anime has definite signs of autism though.

>>155479723
I hope nobody asks for a baby

>>155493616
>Also I like how you just relegate the argument into "lol magic"
It's perfectly valid. Moguro is magic and he's getting involved in this shit. You don't like? Maybe we can go argue over some other show that's not written like shit.

>She did
She didn't.
>It wasn't, the repossession crew did not come to take it away
And why couldn't Moguro use his magic to repossess the beauty?

>>155493871
Only you think it's bad writing. Maybe that means you're wrong.

>>155493871
Her beauty is ugly and gross, yuck! Who'd want to repo that?

This show sucks. And, the autist is probably right

>>155493871
Then do please explain why it's written like shit that doesn't resort to mindlessly trying to dismiss the fact that she broke the rules.

Then how could the repossession crew repossess her beauty?

Why wouldn't Moguro just magic the clothes she bought earlier out of her room? He didn't, because he only uses magic to punish the people for breaking the rules.

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>>155493992
>if everyone thinks the day sky is red, then that means it's red, man

>>155494065
Woah, you're right, why have I been distinguishing subjective opinion from objective fact all these years when I could just make false equivalencies instead? You've changed my world, man.

>>155494039
>Then do please explain why it's written like shit without bringing up the parts with shit writing.
Getting desperate, aren't we?

>Then how could the repossession crew repossess her beauty?
In the same way Moguro took away the woman's youth. The fucking magic.

>because he only uses magic to punish the people for breaking the rules.
The first story proves you wrong.

>>155494169
>because he only uses magic to punish the people for breaking the rules.
>The first story proves you wrong.

This is true. Moguro punishes everyone for the hell of it. He's just having a good time.

>>155494169
Because every single post so far has been the same argument but worded slightly differently.

Did the repossession crew take away the woman's youth or did Moguro do it?

They broke a different set of rules that weren't his own, but they still broke the rules.

>>155494235
The big problem is that they attempted a monkey's paw setup while also having the paw actively fuck over the mark's life instead of letting them do it themselves. The writer simply did not know how these stories are supposed to go and you end up with shit like this that doesn't make sense.

>>155494286
>Because every single post so far has been the same argument but worded slightly differently.
It's almost like you refuse to acknowledge the issue.

>Did the repossession crew take away the woman's youth or did Moguro do it?
Moguro did. So?

>dudes in the first story
>breaking any rules
Yeah, it's confirmed, you're just one of those faggots that defends shows you don't watch.

>>155494380
>they attempted a monkey's paw setup
Pure projection. You cannot prove that this is the intent.

>>155494380
Because I give you arguments and facts that you simply ignore just to keep spamming the same debunked argument over and over again.

Moguro is not the repossession crew, he removed her beauty, not repossess it.

>they have a lunch break and have to get back on time
>are not allowed to get drunk on the job
>get drunk and forget the time anyway

They broke the rules of their job, try harder next time.

>>155494396
>oh boy i'd sure love it if my life wasn't shit
>wait now i can grant my wishes
in a good monkey's paw story:
>fuck, my life is worse than before, i wish i hadn't been such a shitty person
in a bad monkey's paw story:
>what the fuck did i do to you, moguro, why you do this

>>155494481
It's not a monkey's paw story. Like you said, it doesn't end like one.

>>155494503
The setup is exactly the same. The only reason it doesn't end like one is because of the terrible writing.

>>155494528
>being different or not being able to understand it = bad

>>155494528
We define genres now entirely on their setup? I don't think Romeo and Juliet would have been a tragedy if they survived at the end.

>>155494455
>Because I give you arguments and facts
Don't flatter yourself.
>the same debunked argument
Which one? That one that keeps destroying you? "debunked" is a funny way to describe it.

>Moguro is not the repossession crew
So fucking what?
>he removed her beauty
Yeah, more than what she acquired with the magic credit card. Am I talking to a wall?

>moguro uses his magic on people who break his rules
>the dudes didn't break his rules
>YEAH THEY BROKE OTHER RULES BUT IT'S THE SAME THING
Really now?

>>155494566
>it's 2deep4u!!!
This is just pathetic at this point.

>>155494583
The difference being that Romeo and Juliet is a complete story with a beginning, middle and end. Warau Salesman is an episodic series where the same thing keeps happening - they try to setup a monkey's paw scenario where the person who gets their wish granted gets his life destroyed by it, except Moguro is the one doing it instead because what the fuck is writing

>>155494693
>except Moguro is the one doing it
Woah, it's almost like it's not a monkey's paw story, then.

>>155494713
>tries to make a monkey's paw story and fucking fails at it
>that means it's not a monkey's paw story! the writing isn't bad, see!?
Why am I even still here?

>>155491599
>moot
who?

>>155494794
They aren't trying to write a monkey's paw story. You keep saying they are, but they just aren't. The story is not about them fucking themselves over, it's about Moguro fucking them over. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

>>155494837
It can't be that because of the motherfucking setup. I said this before and I'll say it again: If this is a story about a midget fucking people over then what in the holy shit is all this wish crap? Why is it not a story about a magic midget punting people across the street into a fucking trampoline while playing a comically oversized trumpet?

>>155494903
Because it's a bait and switch. He plays like he's going to help them, but doesn't. Setup alone is not enough to define a story, as I've already demonstrated.

>>155494693
>destroying
That's a funny way of describing having to write the same thing over and over again because you fail to understand it.

That he didn't repossess her beauty but removed it. The removal has nothing to do with the repossession but with the fact that she broke the rules.

That part is more focused on the fact that they took expensive drinks and couldn't afford it, the part of them being scolded by their boss is just an extra.

>>155494955
>she broke the rules
She didn't break a single rule.

>>155495181
The women broke the rule of having what she bought with the credit card repossessed the next day by buying something that can't be repossessed, causing her to be punished by the salesman unrelated to the repossession of what she bought because it couldn't be repossessed which is considered breaking the rules.

so this is basically a show about an asshole Stand user?

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>>155495307
Not everything magic is a stand

>>155495332
No, but this plays out like one.

>>155494944
>Because it's a bait and switch.
Oh, so I guess they baited me into thinking the writing will be good, too.

>>155478955
There's a line between subtlety and nothing happening. Fortunately, this is nowhere near that line, so I don't have to worry about it getting interesting later.

>>155493533
If you couldn't get it after crying for 3 days you're either a massive autist, incredibly stupid or a really dedicated shitposter. Or maybe all three.

>>155495307

Fucking hell stick to your general that actually made me more mad than anything else in this thread

>>155495307
>Jojonies

>>155492676
>Breaking his own rules in the process.
Can you please screencap the exact moment in the anime where he states this self imposed rule that he himself absolutely must follow?

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>>155496122
>implying
This anime is deep as fuck.

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>>155498173
~2deep4u~

>>155498193

I'm not aware of the manga or 90's anime but the bartender and the bar in general feel like they're going to become quite familiar