I want to ______ this hafu erefu!

live a happy and healthy life with

have 10 children with

>>155459062
it is ERUFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLIQrFY3fUk

>>155459062
NTR with Rem

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>>155459332
Why though? Even were Rem not comatose, I'd imagine that, while Subaru is fucking Emilia and kissing her, Rem is present in the room, assisting the intercourse. "Subaru-kun, do you need more lubricant? DO you need another condo- Oh, I see you are going to cum inside her unprotected, do you want me to order some pregnancy tests to ascertain that Emilia-sama has been impregnated? All I want is for Subaru-kun to be happy with your family"
How can anyone like such a pathetic girl like Rem is beyond me. They must really have something worng with their head.
Not only that, she will probabily be their maid when Emilia and Subaru get married, doing all the chores andd dirty work around the house while Emilia enjoys her life as a goddess. Subaru would probabily use her only as a sex object, as a way of satisfying his basests fetishes that he doesn't want Emilia to partake beacuse she respects her too much. So Rem would become just a eventual fuckhole where to practice anal, bukkake and other desgusting activities, receiving no love and being prohibited of feeling pleasure. And this would go on until she became too old to be of use and Subaru lost interest in her, and she would be dumped in some smelly swamp, and live the rest of her days childless and unhappy until she would die cold and lonely in the slums amidst all the dirt and filthyness.
And above all that Emilia-tan would be shining towards heaven like the true angel she is.
Remfags suck.

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Are you prepared for the best game of the year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMGR0CDXyLU

>>155459062
Impregnate.

>>155459062
Put on trail for witchery.

>>155459062
half-rape

>>155459062
cuddle

>>155459062
mind break

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Meh don't really like her
Hump and dump

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Emilia is for standing back and letting a superior and much better girl starting a family with the MC.

>>155459062
half reipu

>>155459062
PREPARE AS THE VESSEL FOR THE WITCH SO SHE WILL HAUNT

>>155459673
She's for Subaru. Rem was made into waifubait in the anime, but for the LN/WN I'd push her towards Subaru.

>>155459062
mating-press!

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“It's been the longest three days of my life. Though from your perspective we didn't know each other very long at all...”
“NATSUKI SUBARUUUUUU!!”
“You targeted Emilia. —Regret it.”

**He wishes he could just forget about this stupid Crusch Karsten.**

>>155459771
This
>>155459672
>that autism

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“You're a hero, Reinhardt. It's not possible for me to kill you. But I can kill a hero. —This is how to kill you, Reinhardt.”

Oh god i can only get so erect

>>155462264
>not recognizing copypasta
pathetic barsu.

>>155459062
VR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vm91MULpK8

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Protect

>>155463861
what was that shitter called again?

>>155459062
marry and be faithful to

>>155459062
RAPE!

>>155459979
Then Emilia becomes their house maid and personal toilet

>>155463946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC7aJHYePJ4&list=PLqAuxZYoYr5-t2Ma3nTMx5-4auEM3_4vy

>>155463946
Emilia. It's right there in the filename.

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Erase

>>155459979
Disgusting.

>>155459332
NTR with Rom!

>>155459062
h-hold hands with

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>>155459062
>not a pure-blooded high elf

For one, I would love to share some political philosophy books with her. She really needs to learn about how power works.

I would also lend her my books about war. I've got plenty about medieval ages war, which give a good understanding on both the tactical and political side of war.

>>155469503
>For one, I would love to share some political philosophy books with her. She really needs to learn about how power works.

This. So much this. If it weren't for Mazda unintentionally taking the heat off of her by going full Elliot Rodger, she'd have been laughed out of the competition for her naivete.

>>155469503
She has the mental age of a 14 year old cause she was hibernating in a block of ice for a century.

>>155459062
exterminate

elf are vermin

>>155471107
Pointless, some great monarchs started young, like Alexander and Scipio. There were even non-monarchs who had weight in history like Joan of Arc and Okita Souji, who were really young as well by the time they started making a name for themselves.

The problem with Emilia is her lack of proper education on philosophy, history, politics and war. Also, whilst she may be good at magic, she's really poor at combat (both from a tactical and strategic point of view). She does have plenty of charisma, though (at least, once people go past the fact she's a half-elf they tend to like her a lot).

She's also been far too sheltered to become a proper ruler - her boo-hoo story about being hated/feared for being a half-elf doesn't change this. Of course, this wouldn't be an issue had she been raised properly to become a ruler, but since she didn't have that, some hardships that toughen her character would have been good, alas nothing happened that shaped her to have a queenly character.

She also lacks a good adviser.

>>155466138
Now this is autism!

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>>155459062
Have my oni wife's and my children be babysat by

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>>155468401
CPU Candidates are not to be sexualized anon

>>155459062
Marry

>>155459062
love

>>155459062
bap

>>155459062
literally delete

So that the real main heroine can come back and regain her well deserved role back in the story.

126 soon?