>Some treasure hunter digs up his grave,finds his fucking

>kidnap his son
>severe his head and shit on it
>place it outside of konoha

>>155290803
His son and Wife Asumas dauther and Kureni

>>155291245
Why Asuma's family? He's cool with him, he didn't do anything to him, literally.

For Shikamaru, knowing that the fucker is very smart, first trying that he doesn't realize he's been resurrected, then all the kidnap/mindbreak rape or whatever he wants for the all mighty Yashin

>>155291384
After all these years being trapped under that dirt I would destroy everything that is close to Shikamaru.

>>155290758
That would be a good Arc in Boruto.

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Why's this character so popular? He's just a random satanist.

At least our guy Kakuzu had a backstory.

>>155292102
Because like him and Orochimauru he is still alive

FUCK OFF you stupid fucking Narutoshitters
holy fuck
stay in your stupid fucking containment thread

>>155292102
He's fun, unlike the other Naruto villains he doesn't have some long tragic backstory, he's just a crazy fanatic. Also shikamaru is the best character in the series and it was great to see him fight him.

>>155292185
Doesn't his immortality run out if he doesn't get his daily sacrifice in? Also starvation.

>>155292210
>April fools
Haha, I get it.

>>155292102

Kakuzu and Hidan are equally great. Best Akatsuki duo.

>>155292210
At least use the pasta.

>>155292210
>2-3 Super threads get posted every day filled with consecutive shitposting
>"Oh it's just them underages having fun."
>Naruto threads are only seen once every 3-10 days
>FUCKING NARUTARDS REEEE

>>155292245
yeah he is probally bones by now but he is still alive and if someone outs some flesh on him its over

>>155292260
Eh mines is Itachi and Kisame. Overrated duo, but the idea of some shy dude trying to indirectly save the world while being accompanied by a sarcastic fish partner tickles me.

>>155290758
Fuck off you cancerous Narutard spammer.

>>155292518
No

>>155292427
Itachi was too stoic for my taste,Kisame was great tho

>>155290758

Would Shikamaru still be alive? The grave was inside Shikamaru's family's lands, it's unlikely that a grave digger would go there unless years have passed and something happened to his family or the village.

Why should they care? Nardo and Sauce could literally vaporize him in a few seconds if they wanted, good luck getting back from that.

Well, I would try to put him in the same situation; when I'm about to kill him, I turn him immortal. Then, I severe his head, put it inside a hole, and shit inside that hole every day. Link that hole to the toilet, somehow.

>>155293132
fucking kek