Let's twist things up a little. When it comes to bedroom:
Left on is into cuddling, cosplay sex and
your favorite fetish
Right is into hardcore femdom, NTR and pegging.
Which one you choose now?
That's actually really interesting, it's pretty nice to see opinions on different standards of beauty depending on what race is judging.
There should be more of this in a fantasy setting in general.
Normally I'd go with left, but
would be a problem.
Can't be with your waifu when you're in prison.So I'll go with right just to be safe.
well you get her with that fetsih, duh
What does hardcore femdom entail? I'm genuinely curious. How far does it go and what doesn't count as hardcore femdom?
Either way I went with left before, and I'm going with left still.
I just love all kinds of fillable forms and CYOAs
I don't want to spoil anyone, but hc femdom, ntr and pegging would be even more tiresome. If I could just skip the bedroom activities and only had to hug her, I would choose the apron girl. Otherwise I would choose left.
Thats the point, shes suppose to have some bad sides to not topple left completely.
How about this? Which one?
once i went to a hiking with some friend, and there was this cute girl that didn't want to wear boots couse "they had a nasty looks", so she went with her "fashonable shoes" where you would probably twist your ankle if you didn't had some Mountaineering Boots.
i told her how it was going to end, and of course stupid peoples need stupid incidents,
good thing a friend of mine was a Rescue helicopter pilot and the weather was good, otherwise i would had to push down a cliff a dumbass with a broken leg.
so , Right one all the way, that mean she is smart.
Why did I waste time on this
my fellow gurofriend.
>No body picked my slut girl the last time I asked this, so how about we twist it up
>Left it totally perfect and cool and likes cuddling, cosplay sex and even your favorite fetish!
>But right is into hardcore femdom, NTR and pegging
>Well? Well? how about it, now you have to pick my favorite girl, don't you!
How about this. Right without the hardcore femdom, NTR and pegging.
Some days I want to fap to nns girls getting woundfucked.
Other days I just want to fap to tender, loving buttsex.
A person can't just eat one dish for life without getting sick of it, can they?
Following up on Ray-K's art, pick one.
Femdom and pegging are my fetishes.
We can rp NTR.
>Right is into hardcore femdom, NTR and pegging.
You just want to force us into choosing left.
Go fuck yourself.
No, wait. I'll fuck you instead!
>into pegging, hardcore
Anyone got a source on this?
>mexican halfbreed pregnancy
You're falsely accusing me.
Regardless of the fetish stuff, someone who is lazy like me will at least understand me and not try to make me become a better person. I don't want someone who is perfect, I want someone who gets me. I don't really care for a perfect idol whom I can only admire, I want someone whom I can touch. And, no, I don't want anyone worse than me for any kind of superiority/inferiority complex, I just want someone who actually knows the life I live, not just someone who will look down in pity.
I'll show you rejects TRUE vanilla
I was almostinto you but then
Love between a brother and sister is sacred!
Parents not so much
>I was almostinto you
c-could we work this out?
>your options are
>get a gf
>or get cucked by a girl
Left. How is that even a choice?
Rate my taste faggots
Not sure why there wasn't a 'Short Girls' option there though, as I would've filled in all boxes for that one
> tfw no qt3.14 communist gf to punish
> tfw I can't force her to sing old wehrmacht songs during sex
> tfw I can't spank her til she renounces Marxism
> tfw I can't force feed her dumb vegan face big red steaks
> tfw I can't tie her up and pour hot wax on her until she screams gas the kikes
> tfw I can't tie her up and force her to piss on the Communist Manifesto if she wants to cum
> tfw I can't hug her deeply afterwards and tell her she did great
This could be relevant to your interests.
Ah, but you accepted the aggression by clicking proceed button when 4chan told you this was an 18+ website, making YOUR move of launching a nuke at me a violation of the NAP. Orbital continent buster particle cannon inbound.
Loli-Perks: Slut (6), Housewife (7), Ojousama (8), Kuudere (2) [23pts]
Misc. Perks: N/A
Magic Items: Wedding Ring (5pts), Super Apron (3pts), Loli Pills (2pts)
Total: 50 Loli Pts.
If you love your loli, then do the work!
What if my favorite fetish is impossible?
>Her voice completely turned into that of a whore
>She voices slut teacher in Kuzu no Honkai
Yes, and these are Flatty McWorthless and Mikey Hikaru, and I've got a Mikotonoshiroitori.
I ended up having to fap just from filling this out. Still haven't gotten around to filling out the fetish chart.
I know most people will pick right, but I like women who can adapt to the cold or at least try to.
I always go hiking at the break of dawn with summer clothing in the winter.
I wouldn't mind "freezing" with her.
My brother of African descent
Sure, I can be a cowboy, as long as it's not redneck hick "cowboy"
Flatty is for fucking. Both literally and in the sense that she goes out in front to distract the enemy since apparently she's functionally immortal.
Mikey is for badass samurai bullshit that can't be covered with badass cowboy bullshit, in a "one of the seven samurai hooks up with Billy the Kid and goes on an ADVENTURE" sort of way
And the Pidgeon is the plot. I will show Mikey the honor of the American people by reuniting this samurai with his lost waifu. Kitsune is borderline furry, but you know what? Those banditos are bronies. And that makes him okay.
>"you are instantly twisted into an horrible monster that can only be described as an anime girl with a gun"
Real Cowboy / Flatty McWorthless & Weird Icecream Seller / Egyptian Magic Tome
She'll steal me from someone else?
>giant gay loli with a flat breast and a fat breast, that is also a farting pure slut monster catgirl with a dick with hair that is like seven colors that wants to grope and murder while holding hands
This belongs in a fun /d/rawthread
That only makes it better. Here's why:
> you force her to try it even though she doesn't want it
> she realizes it's yummy and begs for more
> too bad, no more pudding for you
> if she does a good job taking your cock and begs loud enough
> you now have a nice treat you can give her afterwards
I'd prefer left regardless because I'm not a touchy-feely guy and I'd probably let right down if they expected me to hug them all willy-nilly like that.
That said I can not cook at all and there's gotta be a bit of give and take. I'd rather we just both tried to cook a shit meal and then cuddled afterwards
Now I am saddened by my lack of a khornate loli bride
Finally finished it, it turned out to be trickier to fill out than I thought. I kept starting to fill boxes then thinking, wait, liking something isn't the same as fetishizing it. Hair length, color, most clothes, normal sexual positions are all things I'd never specifically fap to so I left them blank. Then some things I gave a low score to because I can only handle a certain level of the fetish, others because I only rarely fap to it.
Bothered me that scars aren't on there, I upped my initial "crippled girl" score to cover that even though they only sometimes overlap. And while I can't stand them myself, there's nothing for anorexic girls to go along with the healthy and fat entries.
Ofc values do exist. It's just relative and on you if you embrace them or not.
You can't say that love between siblings is wrong, but certainly it is no good and a consequence of a mental "dysfunction" of interpersonal relations and bad parental upbringing.
From a pure biological/natural aspect, the meaning of humans are to reproduce in order to create from a variety of genes a even better version of oneself and this goes on and evolution does the rest.
Incest always means stagnation and stagnation is reprehensible to human nature because it does not contribute to the future of mankind at all. The same goes for gays/traps and whatever they call themselves nowdays, they aren't able to reproduce and to contribute at all, they stagnate and will eventually die.
No, Flatty and Cornelius, Tactical Minigirls
Although why does Cornelius call me onii-chan if I'm an anime girl with a gun? Nevertheless, between the gullibility and wanting to be like me, I can easily turn him into a trap
Flatty is so ridiculously superior to the rest it's not even funny; her one drawback (being suicidal) gets negated by finding someone who loves her.
The first two start out sounding good then get ruined horribly by being 4chan cancer.
Values exist in the loose sense that people do recognize things as values and act according to those perceived values, but there is no objective rule regarding anything besides those of physics. The universe isn't going to give a shit whether I give money to a thousand people or rape a thousand homeless people, and despite the fact it's edgy to say so, it simply is true. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't act based on my own personal feelings or codes, but I don't believe those to hold any meaning greater than my wish to follow them, and if they do not serve any purpose to me there is no reason for me to continue following them. I don't really mind, but I guess a lot of people find it scary or depressing to realize that there is nothing besides their own thoughts. But, if you really care about something, it wouldn't really matter if you knew that nothing else in the universe cared about it, yo can still care about it whether there is reason to or not.
I'm totally with you on that one and have not objected in any way to what you just elaborated.
Btw. Kant himself didn't believed himself much into morals, but he also never spoke against "objective morals" which bring up certain values.
He once said something like "If you do something, which does not give you a good feeling and you can't think of a reason why it makes you actually uneasy, just don't do it - there may be something deep down in us universally, that we don't understand by now, but is always right about things"
Sorry, my english is quite shit and i just roughly translated it out of my mind from german. The point kant wanted to get across was, just because everything seems relative, including morals and values, does not mean that it justifies to live a life of utter nihilistic tendencies, whitout beliving anything and forcing the pessimistic worldview on yourself because of the reason
"it's the most realistic way to see it". Especially not, if a certain choice you make does not feel good.
>thinks I need to say more
>especially thinks he can be judge of anything
looks like I won't even need the cheat, I already have weapon-grade gun autism.
>using incomplete chart
Worse that niggars
Most people seem to pick the one on the right however you are wrong. The one on the left is toughening herself up and that shows character, the one on the left will take the easy way out every single time. When it comes down to it you can warm up the one on the left or freeze with her while the one on the right is more likely to prioritize herself over any of your needs, she may even cuck you.
>white suburban bitch boots
I don't understand? Is that an american thing? They look like comfy, warm boots to me. They might not be the most fashionable thing out there but they do one thing and they do it well.
Holy shit, a cute nice girl who seems submissive to everyone else but will actually dominate me badly in the bedroom? That is literally exactly what I want in life.
Why would I want cosplay sex from the girl? I'm supposed to be the one who cosplays while she fucks me in the ass.
don't like ntr though
This took a fucking while, rate my taste.
>implying holo shows affection well
>been painted many colors
im only on vol. 8 pls dont spoil if shes pure
guess my waifu from my top picks
The same reason you buy new technology instead of old.
Picture two identical laptops that have both been bought a year ago.
The first is waiting in the shop, still waiting to be bought. It doesn't even have a dent in it. If you buy it, you will have the joy of setting it all up yourself, and not to mention, using it.
The second is a laptop that has gone through three owners already. The first treated it right, and the only problem was a scratch at the back. The second messed it all up by being an absolute slob with it. He ate over it, he ejaculated on it, he trimmed his pubic hairs on it, and smoked near it. He sold it at a ridiculously low price because of how bad it looked. The third owner turned out to be another decent guy, so he cleaned it all up, disassembled it, cleaned all the components thorougly, applied new thermal paste and oiled up the fans so they won't be as loud, installed an SSD and installed Debian testing on it and set it up so it would function like Linux Mint (but with extra security and more stability than you'd get out of Mint)
A laptop that is still waiting in the shop.
A laptop that has gone through three owners.
Which one would you pick?
Considering her other two fetishes involve her being in charge, I'd say she likes to fuck other guys.
also rate my taste
Are you me? I'm the
chairwomanof my college's Student Equality Commission and I can pretty much only get off to political-themed humiliation/domination these days
And just my favourites because no-one's gonna read the whole thing
not unless you tell me
I think I'm an attractive enough
girlfor the Pretty Cure world, so it's a bit of a steal.
>I think I'm an attractive enough girl
>attractive enough girl
You misunderstand. I don't have a lot of free time.
First I tried copypasting sections of the guide to match my preference, then I realized it was quicker to just go through the entire list with one color, then switch colors and repeat.
Right. Then when she tried any of the weird shit on me, I'd establish dominance like a fucking man and fuck her in the missionary position with complete and utter disregard for her pleasure.
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