You're on your way from the supermarket, and you happen

Uh yeah, I call 911 because there's a hospital like 3 miles away.

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>>154821153
Drinks-wise I only really drink water, coffee, tea and alcohol; the middle two of which I only really buy in a dry format. And I just filter water at home.

And unless this loli drinks a lot, and can hold it down, I don't think drinking liquor to stave off dehydration is going to work if she throws up the half the handle she just chugged a minute later.

>>154821153
I can only share my semen with her, nothing else. Sorry, OP.

8 redbulls and a bushel of green onions would make her stink and sick I'm pretty certain.

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I'm a cyclist, so I'll give my big 750 mil bottle to drink out of. She'd look cute as hell holding it with two hands.

>>154821864
Doesn't alcohol cause dehydration?

All I buy is alcohol and candy, so yes

>>154821153

This scenario would never happen, because in my country 50% of the time it's snow everywhere and rest of the time it's wet.

>>154821153
I would probably walk straight past her.

She can have half my smoothie. And some gum I guess, but I only get the strong icy mint flavour, she might not be able to handle it.

>>154822245

Yes, but the immediate problem of dying to thirst can be postponed by the water content. It's still a fucking bad idea.

>loli
I'd rather watch her die while drinking some water right in front of her face

>>154822380
>>154822245
The type of alcohol involved also comes into play. E.G. chug a cool beer or sip on some kind of icy mixed drink on a hot summer day, you will feel immediately refreshed and moderately hydrated; drink an equivalent volume glass of whiskey in the same amount of time. A. if you don't drink regularly; there's a good chance you're going to throw up in the next 30 seconds. B. if you DO drink regularly, sure you'll hold it down, but your thirst isn't going to be particularly sated, and you're going to be pretty miserable in the heat once the drunkeness kicks in, and the headache and general nausea that comes with it can really "ruin the rest of your day".

Don't drink liquor to quench your thirst in general.
And don't get drunk on liquor when it's really hot.

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I can give some of my blood.

>>154821153
> not taking her home
Are you guys even trying?

>>154825870
>taking a random loli in your home
What will your neighbours think, anon?

>>154821153
I WOULD RAPE HER

I DONT CARE ANYMORE

I only drink water, tea, coffee and beer. So have a beer kid.

>>154825870
Loli are dangerous. Are you sure you want to show them where you live?

>>154821864
>filter water at home
How often on average do you have to replace your filter? I'm really considering buying a water filter but I want to know how much it's going to cost me over time.

>>154821153
Gallon of milk
Some sort of raw meat
Some sort of seasoning for the meat
Frozen vegetables or bagged salad
Maybe a box of cookies
Maybe a frozen pizza or can of soup if I feel like an easy dinner

Depends on what I'm buying that day I guess.

>>154821153
Nope, I'd just ignore her and continue walking.

I don't buy bottled water, only concentrated fruit juice, but I have plenty of fruits with water in she can have.

>>154826550
4 months.

Can last even longer if you clean it out every week or so.

>>154821153
I'll share some of my Gatorade with her.

Gatorade fixes every illness.

>>154826493

Lolivans are real. Headpats are no joke, man.

>>154827607
You suck Kino

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>>154821153
I only drink tap water, so no.
>>154821628
>paying $2000 for an ambulance ride when you could just carry her

>>154829556
>paying for an ambulance ride

t. third world shitter.

>>154829598
Yes america sucks

>>154829598
>third world
Heh, no.

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>>154828777
This guy knows

>>154828777
It has electrolytes. Its what Lolis crave

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>>154821153
I make a beeline home because I don't want to get involved and no one's getting my Frosted Flakes.

And then I lay in bed and sleep for 16 hours and go fucking insane because I swear to god there's nothing to do around here and I want break to end so I can go back to university already because nobody fucking cares around here and I've been listening to the same fire alarm beeping about low batteries for days and no one wants to do shit and I'm sick of it

>>154832082

You can call the building supervisor about that fire alarm.