I think I'm in love.

>>154790865
You know that's a boy right?

>>154790865
ITS A TRAP

>>154790865
She's so disgusting.

>>154790865
> swallow

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Nothing lewd this time you fucking deviants

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>tfw you'll never hear her seductively yell EXPLOSION ever again

>>154791064
>>154791088
What kind of girls do you think that she (he) likes? Haha

>>154791312
Megumin is naturally lewd though.

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>>154790865
>I think I'm in love.
>14 years old

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>>154790865
I want to pat that fluffy head

>>154791619

You might not want to. I kinda had my way with it.

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>>154790865
Loli Zinnia

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>196cm
>roughly 105kg

Imagine how fun it would for him to manhandle your tiny body. He'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend you over and fuck you on.

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>>154792246
>no Artisan Weaver/Megumin doujin where he mating presses her over the guild receptionist counter

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Megufags on suicide watch

>>154790865
That water looks nice.

>>154792246
i left that life behind

>>154790865
she is the one and only thing that is not completely trash from that series

>>154793306
Nice bait, faggot.

>>154792860
I'm actually okay with it as long as Megumin is not the one getting fucked by some random guy.

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>>154792860
Yunyunfags on suicide watch

>>154795195
We need to make one of these bully copypastas for Aqua.

Why's she so perfect guys? I need an answer.

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>>154796384
Don't question perfection.

>>154797558

Just don't even try. She is a being of pure flawlessness.

>>154797558
>>154797603
>you'll never have a Megumin in your life
suffering

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What would you do to this Megumin?

>>154792246
He would never be a top. He has the heart of a young boy longing to be topped by amazonian women and thicc milfs.

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B-BAKA STOP PERVING ON ME YOU LOLICON HENTAI!

>>154798358
cuddle and hold hands

>>154798358
hold hands

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>ywn be laughed at and told how pathetic you are by Aqua as she pegs you with a massive Aqua-blue dildo

JUST FUCKING END ME

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>>154790865

Probably just hungry

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>>154798454
>implying Megumin actually acts like this

Thank god she doesn't, that would be cancer.

>calling herself a loli

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>>154798550
She may not have called herself a Loli, but as you can see by that scene, she does act like that.

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>>154798358
Ram my cock down her throat over and over until she uses explosion on my dick and I cum explosively before dying and our blood, cum, and cunt juice is turned into a puree

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>>154798583
No, she doesn't

She covers her breasts like anyone normally would, but doesn't sperg out like a cliche tsundere. Even when Kazuma first stole her panties, she calmly called him scum and asked for them back.

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>>154798468
>>154798520
>>154798646
Those all sound great, but Darkness is blocking your path. How do you get around Darkness to get to Megumin?

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>>154798440

>>154798665
Megumin is a dirty slut and wants Kazuma to rape her shitty asshole.

>>154798721
Tell Darkness I'm going to do dirty, dirty things to her when I'm done with Megumin. Tell her I'm going to whip her ass so hard it leaves welts. She'd be incapacitated by orgasm.

>>154798721
use drain touch on her and verbally abuse her

>>154798721
tickle her

>Megumin abandoned her chuuni eyepatch after the 2nd episode

This isn't right.

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>>154798778
>dirty

She is clean

>shitty asshole

She is clean and probably has no interest in anal

>she is a slut

As much as you can be while being a boyfriendless virgin I guess

>>154798895
She's comfortable enough with the party that she doesn't have to bother keeping up a chuuni appearance.

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>>154798931
>As much as you can be while being a boyfriendless virgin I guess

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>>154799041
Am I wrong?

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>>154798986
She is a chuuni by nature though. When Darkness appeared with Vanir's mask she asked Kazuma to give it to her since it appealed to her chuuni sense.

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YUNYUN IS GODDESS
MEGUFAGS BTFO
MIGHT AS WELL KYS NOW AND SAVE NATURE THE TROUBLE

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>>154798550
She actually do it in the episode where she is in the bath with trashuma

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MEGUMIN IS A BULLY! A BULLY!

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YUNYUN IS BEAUTIFUL AND PURE

MEGUMIN IS A B U L L Y
U
L
L
Y

>>154799295
He actually did it, the absolute madman

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>>154799295
>>154799376
>>154799434
Go away! Go away from my thread, Yunyun!!!

>TFW YUNYUN WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A LOOK OF INDIGNATION ONLY TO BREAK WHEN YOU PLAYFULLY HARASS HER AND GENTLY KISS HER FACE
WHY LIVE?

>>154799266
There is a difference between liking cool things and wanting to be making poses/speeches constantly.

>Yunyunfag awkwardly coming to a Megumin thread to make friends

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>>154799208
>openly admit to bathing with a scummy guy like Kazuma
>Megumin thinks this is an accomplishment

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>>154799511
>THIS FACE

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If Yunyun doesn't go away, I-I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke!!

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YUNYUN > DARKNESS > WIZ > AQUA >>>> ERIS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SMEGUMIN

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>>154799663

>>154799721
Crimson mages are instantly better than the other girls because of their superior genes. However, Megumin is clearly the best of them all.

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>>154799530
She was practicing her lines outside Keele's dungeon.

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>BLAND CHUUNI KYOANI REHASH WHO EXISTS EXCLUSIVELY FOR COMIC RELIEF

>WELL-DEVELOPED GODDESS (PHYSICALLY AND AS A CHARACTER) WHO FILLS MULTIPLE NICHES

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Boys, boys. Why can't we have both?

>Yunyun
>just a big breasted Megumin with an inferior haircut
What's the appeal?

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>>154799848
FUCK YOU

>>154799908
>she'll never make this face at you as you take her virginity consensually

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Can someone give this to Kazuma please? Don't open it, it's private.

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>>154799908
>>154799848
Both is good.

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>>154799986
Whoops... I opened it and instantly came in my pants.

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>>154799848

After marathoning the whole 2nd season today, I can with utter certainty declare that Yunyun and Lalatina are actually a step above the others.

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>Yunyun lovers exist

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>>154791541
I have nyoh idea.

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>>154800073
>I like saggy tits: the post

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YunYun was a mistake

There are so many 10/10 megumin doujins. It's absolutely orgasmic.

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>>154800129
I love Megumin's 3 lip

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>>154800129
>watching Konosuba
>not liking saggy tits

Explain yourself.

>>154792246
hes smaller than me though

>>154800273
>>154800129
die

>>154800321
Hmm, I think I want you to delete this one

>>154800129
Actually no I'm more of an omnivore when it comes to breasts with an aversion towards overly large cowtits.

>>154798547
Why does this creature want an おんぶ?

>>154791088
>>154791064
Ok, when did this meme start and why wont it die?

>>154800288
You're right. But I'm still oddly unsatisfied.

>>154800597
Where's the meme?

>>154800597
It doesn't exist.

>>154795195
imagining it, it looks like 2 pages won't cut it to illustrate this

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Do you prefer:
1. Lewd Megumin
OR
2. Cute Megumin
?

>>154800767
I'm a purityfag, so cute Megumeme gets my vote.

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>>154800767
>>154800845
Megumin is lewd, cute and pure all at the same time, so that's a non-matter!

>>154791064
>>154791088
Does it matter?

>>154801043
Not really. I'd suck her feminine penis if she had one.

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>>154790865
Welcome to the club. I'm losing sleep over this.

>>154795195
This has to stop

>>154799908
I unironically want to be Yun Yun's friend.

>>154801453
i wonder who posted this?

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>>154801620

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How do I stop thinking about her?

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https://youtu.be/fIgm6lxvUfQ

I am approximately 2 hours into this video due to starting and stopping it over the course of a few weeks.

>>154802107
You masturbate.

>>154801620
What's wrong with wanting friends exactly? It's actually kind of strange how Yun Yun struggles maintaining relationships considering how fun she is.

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>>154800767
Cute is lewd in its own magical way.

>See Yunyun in the town square
>She's cute, so walk over to try and chat
>Meanwhile, she spotted you
>She starts shaking
>With every step, the shaking intensifies
>Suddenly, you're five feet away, and notice that she's shaking like a leaf on a tree
>May as well open the conversation
>"Hi."
>Before the words are fully off your lips, she runs away somewhere, far in the distance
>...
>The next day, Yunyun waits in the same place in town square
>All day long.
>She carries a marraige certificate and engagement rings
>Waiting for the man who will never come back

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>>154802831
that's enough

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Megumin is for...

>>154803615
marraige

>>154803615
Headpats, kissing and cuddling with. Also,
anal.

>>154803615
Do you think megumin actually lost her other stocking or just overdosed on chuuni?

>>154804176
She probably just thinks mismatched legwear is cool, just like the eyepatch.

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Anon anon!

>>154804355
What is it, sweetie?

>>154804355
Hai, hai. Anon desu.

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>>154804581

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>>154799848

>>154803615

BULLYing

>>154792246
I would bang him, no gay.

>>154800104
KIMOCHI WARUI DESU

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I don't know why I keep coming into these threads and posting this.
I've never even watched the show, is it any good?

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>>154804355
Your name and your hat are fucking stupid.

>>154800129

>udder certainty

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>>154805044

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real thread starts here >>154799295

>>154790865
>Shit character from a shit show
You have very low standards faggot.

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Marry, kill, fuck, bff.

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>>154805166
Also explosion magic suck. Are Crimson Mages all that useless? You're a disgrace.

Why not both?

Serious question here, /a/. Should I get Chunchunmaru tattooed on my dick?

>>154805535
Excalibur is better.

>>154805488
megumin akuwa darkness yunyun

>>154805535
>>154805653
Why not both?

>>154805488

Marry Aqua, people turn into different people after marriage but Aqua is already there, if you know what I mean. She's fun, an open book, and is not going to get weird on you later.

Kill Megumin because all that is perfect can only stay perfect eternally in death.

Fuck Darkness. On the regular. Aqua would probably let it slide half the time or just forget and her religion is very forgiving so she'd even be on board, possibly. Aqua would be converting a heretic with a soft squishy fuckdoll masochist. Eris worship needs to be fucked out of her until she converts to an Axis cultist...the grovelling nasty pig! Imagine Darkness, forced to lick Aqua's toes while you screw her senseless.

Bff Yumyum because even her baby rejected her, she brings food over, and she is actually competent.

>>154805725

Sir, you are disturbing the other posters, we are going to have to ask you to stop.

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>>154805755

What about them am I disturbing? Be specific when filling out your complain on this form.

>>154790865
She looks good with that outfit

>>154805819
>>154788225
Never come back.

>>154795227
Nice idea, sir.

>>154805999
Trips confirm, Aqua is getting the bully copypasta!

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>>154806043
I know I've got one of these.

>>154805998

Oniiiiiisaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!

How can you bully her anyway? Replace all wine she has with vinegar? But she can purify it.

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>>154798532

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>>154806383

I'll think of something. I mean, Kozuscum already got us started. Replacing her good booze with shitty booze. Break her parlor trick stuff. Replace her with a competent priestess who worships Eris. Use her holy raiment as fabric softener.

I propose: replace her with Eris/Chris. Burn her blue pajamas. General petty defilement such as filling her hair with leaves and dirt or otherwise marring her beauty. Leave her in that alligator cage for days, maybe with an "STD-purifying free blowjobs" sign while people throw change at her. Make her work at the succubus cafe?

DESU she recieves pretty much nonstop abuse as it is, so anything worthwhile needs to be extra harsh and edgy. Plus her divine powers make it tough to work her over since she has a lot of buttons to press easily but nothing serious like a self-incapacitating spell or a masochistic streak or crippling social anxiety.

>>154806605
You can fap with her pink hagoromo.

>>154790865
Ah, your transition to becoming a pedoNEET has already started. Nice.

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Post your best Megumemes!

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nyaaaeeeerrrgghhhhhh

Megumeme or Megameme?

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>>154807625
I will shit in your hat, useless mage.

>>154807781
I don't like calling her Megameme. I mean, sure, she's a meme, but a rather small one.

>>154807801
>a rather small one.
And flat one.

>>154795059
It was a competition to see who can make Kazuma cum more

>>154807801
>she's a meme
How?

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>>154807683
I would like to become Chomusuke.

>>154807964
Chomusuke doesn't enjoy this because Chomusuke is a female cat

>>154808027
Is Chomusuke's gender even addressed in the LN?

>>154808027
Gender doesn't matter, Chomusuke is still the best character in konosuba.

>>154807100

Nail Eris in front of her while calling her Eris-sama and making Aqua watch while roped up and gagged with her hagoromo. In a pool of frog throat goo. The whole time, Eris mocks her and calls her self-proclaimed goddess and kohai.

>>154808253
Steal all her money and donate them to Eris church.

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Daily reminder that you will never make Megumin look like this.

So doesn NOT bullying Darkness count as bullying?

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>>154808394

Nice!

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>>154808443
Or any woman for that matter

>>154808529
Thank god. 3DPD ahegao is awful.

>>154799835
>comic relief
>genre: comedy

megumin=iris>=yunyun=eris>*

overrated girl

>>154799295

Go Yunyun! Show her who's boss!