/a/, you are Madoka, a regular schoolgirl with a typical day.

>>154764622
Trib with Homura.

>>154764622
Seduce Kamijou by kissing him on the lips and asking him to be my boyfriend, thus sparing Sayaka the heartache of Hitomi getting to him first.

Get in the fucking robot.

>>154764622
I create a reality where lonely south americans don't come to /a/ to role play like faggots.

Find an /a/non and let him take my virginity.

Not become Meguca

create shitposts like the one OP did

>>154764622
Smell my own ass.

>>154764622
Masturbate. Can't have angst when you're getting your jollies. No angst = no contract.

Slut it up.

Become meguka

>>154764622
Sign contract.

>>154764622
Go to the mall with Sayaka.

Madoka is so ugly.

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>>154770245
no

>>154767862
Could an ugly and boring girl like Madoka slut it up even if she wanted to?

>>154764622
Do I get to know what happens in the next episodes so I can find a way to ultimately cheese the plot and get the best possible ending?
If yes, masturbate and then do that.

If not, just masturbate.

>>154770243
Is it alright if I just go with Madokapple and Sayaka to the mall, OP?

>>154771486
the hell is madokapple?

>>154771561
A portmanteau of Madoka and Apple...?

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Tickle torture Homura.

Final Vent a giant spider.

Become a Mami's pet.

>>154771486
You should have called them Madokapplin.

>>154771865
>not tickle torturing Sayaka

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Get evicted

>>154764622
Masturbation, wish for the most powerful vibrator and whisk all of the despair out of the witches

Sex with Homura

>>154771028
Even if you have full plot knowledge, how do you cheese it? Making Madoka's actual wish early still leads to rebellion happening.

>>154773875
You don't and that would just make Homura reset the timeline. As for "cheesing it" Homura spent over ten years trying just that. Bad end every time until she hit the show's line.

>>154773875
make Homura go through so many timelines, madoka becomes literally infinitely powerful, then wish for witches and despair disappearing, while keeping Madoka alive

>>154764622
This: https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Magia_Series

>>154764622
When I hear QB telepathically calling my name I'd confirm I was hearing voices nobody else was hearing and get to a fucking hospital. Auditory hallucinations can be a symptom of psychotic disorders and other problems with the brain.

>>154773875
Make a very detailed wish that eliminates every possible bad outcome.
Madoka just said "i want to be god XD".

And just when I forgot about his existence.

>>154774836
Remember to get Mami and Homura checked out too ...

and lewd them

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Say "fuck yeah I'll become a magical girl" and go on rad adventures with Mami-san and Sayakachan and befriend the fuck out of Kyouko and Homura and then die horribly, YOLO

>>154776116
You have more things to worry about like me impregnating you 24/7.

Use my wish to make myself literally omnipotent, then laugh at kyubey ,all humans and all witches as they are forced to worship me.

>Be a masochist
>Become little girl
>Wish for all of the despair
>It turns you on
>Become most powerful magical girl
>...
>Profit

>>154777557
So everytime you aren't suffering you are griefing. That may mean that you will turn into a witch merely by sleeping.

Did Rebellion kill the series?

The movie is already 4 years old and there hasn't been anything new.
Aniplex was busy making other stuff in hope to get a new cash-cow but nothing succeeded so far.

I fear they might do it too late like Kizu with nobody giving a shit anymore once it airs.
I mean: Look how dead this thread is or how dead Madoka threads in general are. In 2020 literally nobody will care anymore.

>>154773875

Just don't let Homu remember what happened in previous timelines after becoming Godoka. Suddenly all problems are just plain fixed.

>>154778603
Given how there wasn't really anything going on before Rebellion I don't see how it killed the series
It's more that their failure to follow up killed the series
Whatever the new thing is is definitely going to happen eventually though

>>154778601
I am pretty sure that a Lich has no need to sleep

>>154778603
>As a work ages people stop talking about it
What a surprise.
If people forgot about Ryuki in 12 or so years for the majority of people to not point out the parallels, it's only a matter of time for people to forget about Madoka too.

Assuming I have knowledge of the events to come, call up Homu, brief her on the stuff she doesn't know about yet and hold a strategy meeting discussing the best course of action.

>>154779152
Forgoing normal human physical requirements probably takes magic power.

>>154779438
>Call homu
>She kills you and resets the timeline because you're not Madoka

>>154779924

>at Mami's with tea and keiki

Can such a comfy thing exist in this cruel world?

>>154780563
How would she know?

Cover the Advent Deck in sheet metal so I don't get Scissors'd

>>154779623
I am sure I can find some long lasting torture online for constant mana regen

>>154764622
Intercept Homura on her way to school, drag her off to somewhere private, so we can eat each other out, kiss, cuddle, and hold hands.

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>>154764622
Sell my soul to this guy, no questions asked. He's cute, so he must be totally trustworthy.

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>>154781064
Yea but is he hip with the kids?

>>154764622
Kill myself swiftly before Homura has a chance to save me.

Should I watch Rebellion?

Should I consider watching Rebellion with a German dub?

>>154781331
maybe. it's a step down from the series.
no.

>>154781331
Yes. No.

>>154781331
German Dub isn't bad, but japanese with subs is better

And yeah, watch it

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>>154781331
You should watch Rebellion
I don't know why you would want to watch it with a German dub but I can't stop you from doing so

Really voice acting has always been one of the high points of this series and Rebellion is no exception, it would be a shame to watch some dumb dub.

>>154781331
Watch it with all the dubs playing at the same time.

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Ask my brother if want /ss/

>>154781406
>>154781422
>>154781506
>>154781507
I'm trying to improve my German. I can read well enough but even the OP of dubs to children's shows go over my head.

>>154781705
You still should watch it in Japanese. The voice acting for Rebellion is great.

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>>154781704
yare yare

>>154764622
Become a Precure.

>>154783217
Why would you downgrade yourself?

>>154783267
To progress further.

>>154783267
Dude he could take on Walpurgisnacht by himself if he was the right kind of Precure.

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>>154783267
>downgrade
>not wanting to be as strong as the force that created our very universe

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>>154783562
>not being the force that reforged the universe in your image

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Make what is already canon happen again.

>>154784227
Please stop doing that, it's annoying

>>154764622
>episode 1
>raping Moemura isn't an option

I'll kill myself.

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>>154784261
Doing what? Answering the OP? I thought that was the point of the thread.

>>154784362
You're not funny

>>154783562
>not wanting to be as strong as the force that created our very universe
I personally wouldn't be able to truly live with myself if I were like that. Also I can guarantee you giving 99% anons or even 99% of Magical Girls even close to such power is a misuse of it.

Go to hidamari and hang out with Yuno

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>>154787028
This.

>>154764622
I'd waste my wish on something stupid, waste a lot of magic fighting overzealously, then regret it at the moment I become a witch and beat myself up over it until some newb comes along and ends me. So basically I'd be Sayaka.

>>154784296
It's an option if you come across the opportunity.

>>154764622
become madoka
my wish will be for urobuchi to never make an anime again

>>154792187
For fuck's sake, could you at least not post blatantly cross-board images while you shitpost? I come on /a/ to look at cute girls, not whatever this shit is supposed to be.

>>154764622
kiss sayaka

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>>154764622

>>154792737
What a cute image.

>>154764622
do everything like in the movies so that I and homu get god powers and can homo it up

>>154793287
Who am I?

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>>154764622
I would hug all of her friends for way too long and then they would think I am a weirdo. I wonder how Homu would react if Madoka hugged her right away in the first episode? Would she be able to hide her feelings or would it be too much?

I would probably spend some time with Homu afterwards so that she does not feel so lonely.

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>>154787228
>>154787028
This would be fun too if they do exist in the same world. Yuno is even shorter than Madoka so it would be nice to hug her. But she would probably not know who Madoka is. Do you think she would think I am a weirdo for trying to hug her?

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I would remind Homura that she is a good girl who deserves love and eternal salvation.

Then I'd tell her that I love her.

>>154779152
But Kyouko stays at a hotel. What reason would she need one if she doesn't sleep? She already steals her food.

>>154795981
That's a non-canon pairing which wasn't explicitly stated to be official. Go fuck yourself off of this Christian board with all your dirty projections of indecent fantasies concentrated on little girls, please.

>>154778603
I see you're under a false impression that a popular shows needs to be milked until it's dry and ruined, then move to next. Thankfully this is Japan where people have a shred of respect, not Murica.

>>154796165
>tfw I actually agree with this.
I am an endangered species on this board, let alone any board.

HomuraXSayaka. That is all.

>>154796278
That is not worse than HomuraxMadoka, but it is definitely not better.

All Madoka ships are equally worthless, except SayakaxKyosuke.

>>154796043
So you and Kyoko don't have to clean the sheets after an all night session of rubbing vagoos.

>>154797029
>being this mad
>>154797130
Yeah, pretty similar. Funny how I'm one of the official arts Sayaka is seen wearing a yellow bow.

>>154796043
A place to relax.

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>>154797215
NatsuRibbons is OTP

>>154801169
What a nice moustache.

>>154800062
No lewding meduka.

>>154764622
I pick out my own ribbon. Then I find that damn incubator and I make a contract and become meguka. I wish all magical girls from now on retain their human mind and form, even if they become a witch!

There. Done.

Get a restraining order on Homura.

>>154808152
So cut.

>>154764622
Fuck everything.

>>154765175
Dikes don't have dicks so they are all virgins on account of not yet taking it.

>>154801169
>>154803638
I miss the mustached familiars.

>>154810184
They were definitely pleasant to look at.

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I'm glad we were able to have a nice on topic Madoka thread without people spamming shipping pics or autists calling everything out and fighting.

>>154811234
It was pleasant.

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>>154812333

>>154781705

Just watch actual shit in German then. Like the news or something.

>>154808541

I just dislike how Weiss Schwarz usually put super-busted synergistic abilities on a single card now, but damn that card is pretty stupid as well, thinking back about it.

Also, Sayaka's Wish.

>>154810184
They are so soft looking

>>154764622
Stay at home and play games everyday. Fuck dumbshit cyberpunk school.

>>154814001
Is the only true answer.

>>154813795
Larger vocabulary, less expression. Ideally I'd pick a show that I know the plot to. Does Haibane Renmei have a German dub?

>>154811234
Could be worse, right?

>>154764622
have sex with homu so she doesnt go bat shit insane and want to absorb me into her body

>>154814001
It's not cyberpunk, we don't see anyone with a mohawk hairstyle.

>>154813930
They look like funny gentlemen despite being some abominations created by a witch.

Join the German army as a aerial mage... wait, wrong show...

SayakaXMami's loli.

>>154815862
No boobs, no milk, no cheese , no deal.

tatakae

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Find my way into a better show

>>154764622
Marry myself

>>154764622
Masturbate and then have sex with my father.

>>154816525
How?

>>154764622
Masturbate.

Why do you guys only wants to masturbate? Is there not anything else? Shopping for clothes? Hanging out with friends? Anything?

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>>154787028
Haha YES

>>154818499
Why is it that girls only want attention? Is there not anything else? Shopping for clothes? Gossiping with friends? Anything?

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>>154764622
Try to copy Bible Black events with lot of hentai scenes.

>>154818976
Apple-chan is a girl incase you didnt know.

>>154816014
>end up back in madokaverse

>>154819750
Madokaverse is bestverse

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KMS

>>154764667
FPBP

>>154818499
Be a superhero who fights for justice but we all know how that goes.

>>154822243
>You die as a hero or live to see yourself becoming a monster.

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>>154796683
>>154808541
>You will never get to have a threesome with Mami and Sayaka