/a/nons, if you woke up the next morning in the Nichijou universe, what would you do?
Make a garbage thread on /a/.
>>154708829
Ask Izumi out on a date.
I would say "EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?"
Blow kisses!
wake up
>>154708989
Fuck the neko.
See where Mio's wooden cubes ended up next and laugh at all the trouble they cause
>>154708829
go steal this from Chan Mio
Salamat pagi
Symphathize with Yuuko over our retardation.
Hop on the Pussy Wagon
Pay Hakase to built me a Shinka robot and transfer my consciousness into it.
>>154709331
DELET
>>154709331
I-Is that a fat old man doing that to her? Fuck, I don't think I want this boner.
Begin my quest for the ultimate power in the universe
Masturbate
Brush my teeth.
>>154709625
this
>>154709686
Haven't done this in over two months.
>>154708829
Apply for a janitorial position at the school just because I want to be around the wacky hijinks when they occur.
>>154709625
That's always the answer in these kinds of threads.
>>154708829
Try to wake up
>>154709331
>>154709944
Saved
>>154708829
overreact dramatically and suplex my dog
>>154709088
Good, I'm not the only one.
I'll befriend Yuuko.
Sleep soundly for about thirty hours then wake up and immediately fall asleep again.
I would do exactly what I'm doing in this universe
I WANNA GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD!
>>154708829
Remove Nano's key
>>154711284
That's would be the only friend I would have made in my life.
>>154708829
>Nichijou
Fug Yuuko. Introduce the concept of self-rule to the Japanese and watch as they abandon every inhibition that was created for them by the united states. Smuggle some uranium in too.
>>154708829
Kill myself for ending up in such a normal and average universe
"Why couldn't I have ended up as a cute girl in the GuP universe? Life is meaningless."
>>154714405
You will end up as a boy, and others will ridicule you for having such a girlish hobby for tank.
I think I have a boner
>>154708829
But I agree with >>154709944 , the image could do away with the fat-ass man's hands.
SO FUCK ALL OF YOU AND STOP JIZZING IN MY CUMQUATS. SUCC OFF.
Steal Nano's key.
Also ask Hakase to make me into a Nano.
Oh, I'd look for that kickass talking triangle crow.
>>154709944
>Yuuko has pubes
MUH DICK
Stalk Yuuko.
Annoy Sakamoto-san