If you could choose a single rule that all anime made from this

>>154631581
No fanservice

>>154631581
No more harem/love triangle anime.

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One female MUST be a cake and be relevant to the show.

>>154631581
Yuri bait and "trap"-like characters are not allowed.

>>154631581
No more high school setting.

>>154631581
Kill the fan favorite character.

>>154631616
this
non-sexual nudity is acceptable

no more little girls

Plot is forbidden, and characters are allowed only if they never speak.

>>154631764
Fuk u
The only reason i enjoy anime is because of little girls

>>154631581
Remove censors

>>154631581
No more yuri.

>>154631692
>and
That's two rules.

It must all be good.

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>>154631581
All anime must include at least 1 retarded dragon girl.

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>>154631581
All characters must be lolis.

>>154631581
The same studio has to animate all the episodes.

>>154631581
STOP being sellouts and animating bullshit IOS game shit.

No oppai characters.

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no more filler episodes

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>>154631581
No more otaku pandering

ecchi is mandatory

>>154631581
Learn proper introspection so as to avoid cliches.

>>154631755
This, and also the most popular girl. The saltyness would be incredible

A yuri couple is mandatory.

a yaoi couple is mandatory.

Gender ratio of characters can't surpass 3:1 in either way.
Moefags, yurifags, fujoshits forever btfo
Quality of harem anime increases as they have to at least put an effort to make an extra male character for every 3 new bitches.

>>154631581
Every kind of relationship (romantic, economical, political, you name it) should be as realistic as possible and suit the economical basis of depicted society.
Exception: comedies (japs can't into good comedy)

>>154632867
Best post

must be at least a lil bit gay

>>154631581
>Must be good.
Any other rule is dumb.

>>154631764
>loli holocaust
you monster

>>154631581
Must have loli

>>154631616
Fag

>>154632867
All you've done is enforce the use of a trope.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseTwoGuys

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No DAMN hiatuses

>>154632867
You can't have a quality harem. Being good goes against the very concept of what a harem is. Which is pandering bullshit for lonely losers where girls are just basically collectables.

>>154631679
If we were talking about 4chan, I would ban all trip fags

>>154633249
never acknowledge tripfags

if you reply to them call them anon

jesus fuck

>>154631581
They can't be adapted from WSJ manga.

>>154633176
>hiatuses
>anime
Are you that upset about Regalia and Kekkai?

>>154633278
Well I agree, but I can't exactly say " ban all anons" can I?

>>154632867
>Quality of harem anime increases as they have to at least put an effort to make an extra male character for every 3 new bitches.
>Quality
>Harem
>having much of this shit taste

Every anime needs to be high quality.

>>154633371
Not quite, main ones for me are HxH and SaW. Also here and there during the season, there are delays because of sports and stuff. IE MM last 2 episode delay

>>154631581
Have actual endings. Must have an ending. I don't care if its different from the source material just have an ending.

No squeaky mouse voice characters.

all childhood friends must win

>>154631581
>47 replies
>ctrl+f
>No isekai

>>154634022
OK. Just for you I'll change my wish.

All anime must be isekai.

>>154631581
>If you could choose a single rule that all anime made from this point forward must follow, what would it be?
Male lead characters must have an original personality.

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>>154631581
No more pure girls, only used goods should be main heroines!

>>154631581
No cowtits allowed, only DFC.

>>154634356
i wish you a tumor in the brain , anon!

>>154634356
You monster!

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>>154634356
this thread is getting better and better!

Staff working on any and all adaptations must be willing to use the the dynaism of the medium to its fullest, so as to offer an experience that proves enriching for both fans of the source material and new fans alike.

>>154631581
No betas as mc

>>154631581
All studios are limited to producing one show per year

>>154634869
Actually let me modify that, all studios are limited to producing one ADAPTATION (LN, manga, ect.) per year

Childhood friends always wins

>>154634869
all studios are limited to produce one episode per Franchise!

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>>154631581
Every romantic subplot must have a definitive, unambiguous conclusion by the last episode at the latest.

>>154631581
No ending after just two seasons.

>>154631616
>>154631761
/thread

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Every MC must be aizen. Every anime will be essentially Quantum Leap but with aizen.

Sibling incest is a must

>>154634303
>male only
You fucked up. Within one year every MC will be a female with an archetypal personality.

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All anime should be sugoi~! and tanoshii~!

Every harem plot twists where the MC picks up the Other Guy after 2 episodes if he doesn't dedicate himself to one of the harem members execlusively.

No unironic isekai

only dark skinned oppai lolis

That it has to be visually appealing.

>>154631581
Best answer though.

>>154631581
all main characters must be, and look, over 18

>>154631581
anime are only greenlit for 24-26 episode seasons.

I'm tired of waiting 2 years for a complete story. and getting blue balled by cancellations.

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>>154636262

>>154631581
2 cour maximum, no sequels

>>154631581
No be retarded

>>154631581
If a scene of fanservice is shown where the girl is undressed, nipples must be shown.

>>154636262
What a retarded rule.

>>154634356
found the Hitagi fan

No self-insert MC

>>154636438
Who calls her "Hitagi"?

>>154636309
>>154636430
it would cause a new renaissance and you know it.

>>154636626
It would cause nothing. Fictional 19-year-olds neither look nor act significantly differently from fictional 17-year-olds.

>>154631581
Harem anime are not allowed to have open ending.

>>154636672
they act differently from fictional 14-year-olds.

>>154636747
Not really, no. They act however the fuck the creators like, which is generally completely different from reality to begin with, and some arbitrary restriction on a number attached to them isn't going to force creators to make them act the way you want.

>>154636473
People who only read subs and don't listen to the dialogue at all.

>>154631581
Creators must write what they want to write, instead of adhering to tropes and pandering to kimowota.

>>154631581
Souce material it is based off must be finished before adapting it into an anime.

No pandering to foot fetishes.

>>154636857
What if the creators want to adhere to tropes and pander to kimowota?

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>>154631616
>>154631761
Females were a mistake

>>154631581
Cowtits are banned.

>>154633179
>girls are just basically collectables.

From the way my friend who get laid often talk about them, they basically are. I know anime is supposed to be fantasy, but it doesn't hurt to have a little realism.

>>154636946
>friends*

Every anime must have a proper end.

Female characters must have actual unique personalities and not be a soulless collection of moe archetypes.

>>154631581
No pandering to otaku.

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>>154636935

No more CG

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All girls cast is mandatory.

>>154631581
The loli has a fair chance at winning and isn't just there for fanservice/waifuing.

>>154637514
>No one makes anime anymore because nothing sells

>>154637696
It'd just create a change in demographics more than anything else.

No Lolis.
Fuck the,"she looks 7, but really she's 7 BILLION!"
Nah cunt

All VAs have to be virgins unless their character is a massive slut.

>>154637773
What difference would that even make?

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>>154637582
but then you can't have Ajin, a perfect completely CG success

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>>154637797
All the difference.

>>154637722

Who would buy all the expensive merchandise and DVDs?

>>154637865
You'd be surprised who.

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>>154637773

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>>154636882
What would become of Kyoani?

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>>154637582

All cunny must be uncensored

>>154637857
explain that image

>>154637722
Except that new demographic would now be otaku, and you wouldn't be allowed to pander to them. That's assuming you could make another demographic become otaku (good luck with that).

>>154638034

They focus on ass and stomach instead.

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>>154638034

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One show for studio each season, that way they can use all their resources in one show at time.

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>>154631581
Not be shit.

>>154638132
Some anon is posting an image from another show in every konosuba thread trying to gey (you)s.

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>>154638132
Megumi was sleeping with a guy even though she's an idol seiyuu.

>>154631581
Japanese characters should look Japanese.

>>154637514
>>154637722
>Otaku don't have to be your audience! Otaku are dead!

Yuri must either be explicitly confirmed or not be present at all.

>>154631581
Japan is not the center of the universe.

>>154638637
If this seriously bothers you, you might want to get tested for autism.

>>154631581
Don't waste my time.

>>154631581
every time the male lead fails to confront his feelings to a girl a kitten gets stomped to the ground

>>154638034
90% of that image is leg.

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>>154638658
>only this bland and average (yet not ugly) 12-16yo japanese boy/girl can save the entire universe!

You are allowed three instances where the protagonist can reject a beautiful women throwing themselves at him consequence-free while he is single and established to be straight. Afterwards all such cases must have an actually justifiable rationale.

>>154638637
Oh come on, that could be applied to every nation's pop culture. Do you complain about every superhero fighting it out in New York City, or London always being the epicenter of bizarre murder conspiracies?

>>154638789
>I love X

>>154638750
Not even 10% of anime is like that.

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>Creating any adaptation means that you are hereby obligated to follow the key plot points of the source material to completion. The length of the adaptation may not be shorter than three individual seasons, which will air in intervals no larger than 18 months.

>>154638750
>>154638908
>getting assblasted that a Japanese industry caters to Japanese people

>>154638578
>>>/reddit/

>>154639241
>>>/noose/

not to follow any rules here

>>154638493
Stop please

Mandatory /ss/ bait.

every anime must get a dub

Anime studios no longer have to follow goverment imposed censorship.

Adaptations can't exceed 20% of all studio's anime. This would force them to actually create something original.

Make Anime like western cartoons.

>>154638908
Take your crossboard memes and fuck off.

>>154638750
Most of that doesn't have anything to do with the world revolving around Japan, though. Only the "Japanese" part does, and that part is completely immaterial.

All adaptations must be faithful to the source material to the ending. If the source material is ongoing, then the anime may not outpace it.

>>154640193
>let's force uncreative people to try and be creative
What could possibly go wrong.

>>154631581
Increase reverse trap main heroine count to at least one per year.

>>154631581
No idolshit

Every show must have a trap, even if it's just for one episode and in the background.

>>154635175
>Sunrise splits into 30 studios

>>154631581
no more Shinji's

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>>154636899
Females like their beefcake too. I think this one's just an asexual.

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>>154633092
>loli holocaust
This is the greatest concept i have ever heard of.
Just imagine all the different creative directions one could take this idea into.

>>154631581
all anime must have fight scenes, and those fight scenes must have at least 50% or more of the animation budget put into the fight scenes alone

>>154631581
Lawful Good and Neutral characters win.

>>154631581
Self-insert beta MCs only

ALL ANIME HAS TO BE DONE WITH MOTHER FUCKING PUPPETS

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>>154631581
About it.

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>>154645206
PUPPETS NIGGERS

All siblings must be blood-related.

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>>154631581
The setting must be in the continent of africa only from now on

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Conclusive incest love story lines are obligatory. No pussy backing out bullshit either, though it can be a secondary theme is the author is intent on being a tasteless faggot.

>>154645084
Black Bullet had a loli holocaust.
It was barely even mentioned again.

>>154631581
Being actually good

>>154645522
As a fan of Black Bullet for what it was worth, I can't believe I didn't realize this

>>154633278
>>154633249
Just go into the options and force anonymity.
The only people who bug out over it are new and trying to fit in.

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Every single anime must have a unambiguous romantic subplot.

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>>154645717
True they just get killed off left and right but it would be interesting to see that in a slice of life anime

>>154645206
Fuck that, you'd just make the Kawamoto hipsters stronger.

>>154631581
Every character must have a visually distinct face(can be told apart from others without hair) except in the case of twins.

>>154631581
No more LN adaptation

>>154645976
>>154635255
these

>>154631581
NO MORE CGI MECHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>154631581
Every anime that has a romanized title featuring the letter e must feature a major character that wears no form of skirt or pants or otherwise covering for her lower half (including an oversized shirt), bar panties.
Furthermore, everyone in the show must be absolutely and completely oblivious to this fact.

>>154631616
of course