Do head pats even feel nice?
>>154563278
Depends on whether the person is good at it or not.
Some feel good, some don't.
>>154563278
Why fuck are you asking me, I don't even know what other people feel like.
Are you talking about receiving or giving them?
>>154563278
It's like sex without genitals
Did you seriously never get pat on the head as a kid?
I actually feel sorry for you.
>>154563392
Why does she have poop on her face
>>154563278
Most guys are terrible at giving headpats.
Now getting a headpat from another girl, that's where it's at.
>>154563426
were your parents afraid of hugging you, in case people thought they were pedofiles?
>>154563452
She is a dog what do you think she was doing.
Because it was probably eating her own ass.
>>154563278
i just gave myself a headpat, it feels nice
>>154563477
Not everything requires a hug anon.
Besides you could get a hug and a headpat.
Or a hug and a backrub.
straight hugs are overrated.
>>154563473
>Now getting a headpat from another girl, that's where it's at.
Save the day, get a headpat.
>>154563523
>Not everything requires a hug anon.
being this american
>>154563426
My parents did pat me on the head. It was very humiliating.
>>154563623
Are you a transgender individual now?
>>154563654
Nothing like that. Just the usual issues of loneliness, insecurity and so on.
No. My niece doesn't enjoy them at all.
Yes, my dick fancies it quite a lot.
I want my waifu to headpat me!
>>154563363
Bags of sand
Why do they seem so sexual?
This kills the tsun
I have neither given nor received headpats in my life, only noogies. Headpats seem like a far less vicious cycle.
Friendly reminder not to head pat too vigorously
>>154563278
This taller girl at my previous job liked to randomly pat and play with my hair. Felt good man.
>>154563278
I absolutely love getting head pats, but it's embarrassing because I >>154563588
>>154563363
Warm bags of water.
>>154567370
You might rip the ahoge off?
>>154563278
Yes they do. Both headpatting and being headpatted. I really feel like having a girlfriend that isn't into headpats isn't worth it.Not that I will ever have any.
>>154563278
They feel really good. If she knows what she's doing - get a little rough - a headpat is nice dude.
>>154563278
I dish them out to my cousins. Nobody seems to mind them and some go all smiley when I give them one.
head scratch > head pat
I've headpatted a couple of kittens, does that count? They seemed to like it.
>>154563278
I've only ever gotten a few, but yes it feels good. Though I guess it's more the feeling of being appreciated and that someone is comfortable enough to do it to you rather than the physical feeling.
>Ew anon, can you please stop?
I don't do headpats anymore.
>>154563278
You just made 1000 autists pat their own heads. Gg.
>>154569481That doesn't work, anon. It doesn't feel the same if you do it yourself.
>>154563278
I headpatted my niece and she tried to back away so probably not.
There is a girl in the dormitory next to mine who is incredibly turned on by head pats.
>>154569965
That's when you watch too much anime.
>>154569965
Please tell me she's in London.
>>154563278
Depends on the person.
I like giving head pats to my younger siblings. It makes my brother a bit annoyed in a cute way, and my sister likes or hates them depending on how I go about it.
And even as a man in 20s, I love it my mom pats does this. Whenever I'm with her watching TV or something, I'd use her lap as a pillow and force her to pat me. If she doesn't, I'd start crying about it.
I've not tried this with anyone outside my family enough to have a good opinion on this. With my girlfriend, I'm not sure if I should be the patting or have her pat me. She's younger, so I feel like I should, but then again, maybe she's good at it like my mom. It's kind of embarrassing to just ask to try both, and I've not had a good enough chance to naturally try them.
>>154570113
>And even as a man in 20s, I love it my mom pats does this. Whenever I'm with her watching TV or something, I'd use her lap as a pillow and force her to pat me. If she doesn't, I'd start crying about it.
>If she doesn't, I'd start crying about it.
>pat girl on head
>gets pissed and says she isnt a dog
this isnt like my anime at all
>>154568043
>Two sets of ears
>>154570160
Not actually crying, anon. Just bitching and being annoying, not letting her watch TV or whatever she's trying to do. It works.
>>154570213
you're a grown ass man come on anon
>>154563278
Affectionate human contact generally feels good when done by someone you love and trust.
That's precisely why you should avoid them like the plague. You never know when someone will give you a hug or pat you on the back to lower your guard only to slide a knife between your ribs.
>>154570239
>adults can't do anything fun
>>154570018
Los Angeles, unfortunately.
>>154563278
They sure do.
>>154570113
just ask her to massage your head its not hard
>>154570213
I know what you meant and it still sounds bad
"i've just pattedmyself. It felt extremely lewd
>>154570379
Not caring about how others perceive you and showing your emotions as clearly as possible is a good way to keep healthy relationship with your family. Especially with one's parents. Unless they actually hate you.
It feels nice to get headpats.
Where can I acquire a loli to headpat?
>>154570582
use your imagination
literally, just imagine one in your head and that should be good enough
>>154563278
>>154563278
Yes but not as good as someone brushing your hair.
>>154563278
Yes, my loli loves headpats with shampoo
>>154570520
>tumblr gif
lurk for 2 years before posting
I don't like when people touch my head. I get headaches for some reason.
>>154570796
I've been here a lot longer than 2 years, who gives a fuck about filenames.
>>154570651
true
>>154563278
yeah
I like headpatting girls and they seem to enjoy it somewhat
>>154570819
that's cute
I don't know but I like doing it to my niece
>>154563278
I don't think so as my little brother and sister absolutely hate it, but I guess it would be kinda nice if it was a girl and she wanted to suck your cock
>>154571165
I bet they love it but are too tsundere to say it. I am the same with headpats.
>>154571427
Are you a cute girl (boy)
>>154563278
I've only ever headpatted my pets. They like it.
Headpating exist as a repay mechanism in blowjob.
Yes. They feel nice, specially if you ask them to do it and they do it.
Also posting King of Head pat. I wonder how many characters out there never got a head pat and deserve one.
I wish I would've headpatted her when I had the chance.but it doesn't matter anymore
I know I feel nice when I see someone's head getting patted in anime.
>>154572508
Fuck off. I came here to have fun, not feel.
>>154572863
sorry, here's some pats
I never thought they were that great personally, but whenever I headpat my onee san she really enjoys it.
I think the reason it feels good is not because it physically feels nice, but because it's an intimate interaction that really shows how much the other person cares about you.
>>154573052
Is this what they call ruined orgasm?
>>154573196
No, she's just highly autistic. This one for example enjoys it.
>>154563473
tranny
Even this scalp massager felt good
>>154563278
It's a cultural thing, Anon. The head is said to be the seat of the soul in the east. For this reason, touching someones head is an act of intimacy since you are touching the body part closest to the soul. It's generally reserved for family, especially close, older members of the family. To be head-patted is to be accepted, loved and protected by the one patting.
So yes, OP, having your head patted feels good on an emotional level.
Also, having the hand of someone you trust on your head is comforting as fuck.
>>154563278
Of course not, last thing I want as a lady of the patrician variety is some degenerate teenager to get their greasy paws on my illustrious hair, such is unsanitary and destructive to one's hair quality~
>>154563278
It's only ever ok to do it to kids where I live. My sister tried to pat my fathers head once, he didn't speak to her for a week.
>>154573886
Its not a cultural thing.
All monkeys like to be groomed.
>>154574628
What fucking shithole do you live in? Either that or your dad is just a retard.
>>154574629
I'll grant you that it's nice but there IS a cultural element. If you try to touch the head of an Asian you don't know very well then you can expect some shocked response. That's very presumptuous.
Propriety is important in Japan. Just like personal names are to be used only with permission, intimate touching has boundaries.
>>154570280
>Raise child expecting him to get a job and become successful
>Instead becomes an infantile NEET who forces her to pat his head like in his animes
Why though? There's a big difference between fun and acting like a diaperfur.
Depends on the person.
e.g. My imouto likes it, I don't because makes me feel like a child.
>>154563278
Pats by themselves, no.
But caressing, very much so.
>>154574900
That will happen everytime you try to touch an stranger regardless of nationality or where you try to touch them
>>154573681
That one doesn't count, Anon.
That shit is a miracle worker.
>>154573681
>units 731 mind break device
>>154573681
I feel nothing from this thing anymore, after using it a couple of times.
Nowadays I have to pay for a real scalp massage to get that feeling.
>>154573681
>tags: ahegao, mind break
>>154563278
No, girls hate it.
>t.anon who autistically tries to do it once.
Only little kids like head pat. An adult would feel insulted, it's like belittling her
>>154577730
An insecure adult, maybe. I know I wouldn't mind.
>>154571004
You think it is because it's not you the one with a headache.
>>154577730
Bullshit. If it's from someone I trust, I can put up with it. If a random stranger were to put their hands anywhere near my head I'd just back away or move my head.
>>154572452
That's adorable.
>>154572452
>>154577448
>Touch random girl intimately
>lol why didn't she like it
>>154572452
What the fuck is this Howard the duck looking thing?
>>154563278
Of course they do. What I wouldn't give to have someone pat my head again.
>>154572452
cute
>>154579319
>>154580072
Who is this glop-stop?
>someone pats your head
>they get their sweat and germs all over your hair
The third dimension just can't compete.
>>154580197
Sorry, I don't know. I tried finding out ever since I beat it to her but I'm too dumb.
>>154563278
Only when you are comfortable with the person doing it. As a general rule I don't like people touching me or my hair but when it is someone I trust it feels like heaven.
>>154580197
It's a shoebill anon, come on.
>>154563278
Once in a while, just to show that you care about someone, yeah, they feel nice. Giving too many, or as a "reward" or doing it when someone is annoyed with you is just irritating.
>>154566849
It really does, it is specially embarrassing when you try to act tough but as soon as they put their hands on your head you became a puppy.
I dunno if its me but I always perceived headpats as something that also shows submission or hierarchy related.
Something about a growass man getting headpatted just feels weirdI enjoy them though
>>154563278
No. I'm not fuckin dog. It feels like people are pitying me with the head patPlus, I'm shorter than most people, and it feels especially humiliating when those younger than me pat my head
It ruins hair too.
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>>154580784
But anon, half the reason they do it is toembarrassyou.
>>154563278
My hairdresser with his fingers in my head is the most close thing to a head pat I've ever receivedand it fells nice
>>154573681
>>154575954
This.
I really had to convince myself not to buy one after trying it out, because I feared I'd scrape my scalp bloody.
>>154572508
It's alright to cry anon.
>>154577730
Kids might also feel like you are belittling them.
>>154575954
>>154573681
>>154580867
Too bad it doesn't feel as good if you do it to yourself
I'm an in-the-closet weeb and I'm in this class full of turbo-weebs (majority female but none of them are even a 4/10) one of them likes to pat everyone on the head and its just awkward. She's done it once in the hallway and I had to claim I didnt know her because I was with normie friends. I'm not a fucking dog, no it doesn't feel nice or pleasurable because thats not how the human skull works.
>>154581067
>thinking every headpat is equal
>>154581067
>I had to claim I didnt know her because I was with normie friends
so how is high school treating you?
>>154581067
you must be 18+ to post here
on the side note, I had the same problem 2 years ago, the difference is that I had an anime bag, and girls would suddenly approach me and even hug me. No, I'm not a fag, they were, extremely ugly, and some spics.I miss those days
>>154581067
18+ website m8y
>>154581251
Not even really friends with her in the first place, she just thinks we're friends because I'm nice to her and grin at her anime memes.
Outside of people playing pretend anime, highschool is going fine anon.
>>154581166
She pets people too. It sounds all cute and stuff for anime, but it looks like the "foam adventure" cringe video. I'm tempted to upload a pic I took but I don't want the risk.
>>154581413
>>154581414
born in 1999, legal folks. Though I can't say I havent shitposted before underage.
My mother told me she loves when I play with/comb her hair, but never said anything about liking my headpats, although she doesn't seem to dislike them. In fact, she seems at ease when I do it.
>>154581564
fuck off freud
>>154581499
>born in 1999, legal folks
Stop making me feel old, I'm not even 30Any human contact would feel nice at this point desu
>>154581564
All the incest porn I've watched and yet your comment is the only time I've been disgusted.
>>154581845
What? Why?
>>154581662
Man that's why I haven't told anyone. So much guilty pleasure watching anime and I've been becoming more anti-normie ever since I started using this fucking site.
Used to be in sports and had a relationship freshman year and here I am now, contemplating suicide over the fact that there's only 2 more episodes until gabriel dropout ends.
I want off this ride
When I was in high school and college, my male classmates tended to like patting my head. I assume it had something to do with the fact that I've always been the shortest in my class. I used to feel a little indignant about it at the time, but now as an adult I look back and feel nostalgic. People don't pat your head anymore when you're in your 30s. Enjoy your headpats while you can.
>>154582132
>gabriel dropout
just off yourself already
>>154582132
You clearly haven't been here enoughsince you just started fucking blogging without even trying to tie in the point of the thread.
Have fun and watch more anime though.
>>154580849
My heart.
>>154582300
he's just shedding his last layers of 3d life. First you blog, then you cry, then youre ready for 2d
>>154580708
>>154563278
Yes.
You never got any?
>>154582090
I take it back. Cute beats douche once again.
>>154582954
Why was this on /d/
>>154584449
mindbreak is /d/
When I head pat my dogs, they love it.
Though I didn't head pat the other one lately because his taste in waifus suck.
>>154584497
Should someone go and post these >>154573681
things then?
>>154584854
Who are you quoting?
>>154584927
OP ofcourse. Cant you see?
>>154582954
Maybe it's right to have some hope after all.
>>154573681Does this have a booru tag or something?Or a nip name
>>154563278
Just thinking about getting a headpat gets me excited.
>>154573681
Oooh these are nice. My brother got one awhile ago and I got to try it.
>>154585417
is he into gay incest? Because you might get mindbroken and raped with professional headpats
>>154585550
He isn't, and neither am I. Which I think is for the better.
I would certainly enjoy being mindbroken with someone else's professional headpats though.
>>154563278
Depends on whether or not the person giving it is good or not.
Also most people dislike that kind of physical contact.
I want headpats but the only person I know who could do it is my mom. And asking her would be too embarrassing.
>>154586309
How so? My mom even asks me for headpats sometimes.
>>154563377
Me on the left
>>154587546
Anon you have the ability to become a white kneesock? I'm jealous
>>154587616
>not being a cute white kneesock that is worn by a cute animu girl
>>154587835
I'm sorry i was born in the wrong dimension
this is a lewd thread
>>154587835
This is a fetish and it's mine.
I've never actually seen anyone do headpats, and neither have I ever heard of couples doing it. Might be a cultural thing? There's plenty of hairstroking, brushing and headscratching though.Maybe Slavs don't like headpats
>>154582132
I recognize that cake topping
>>154563477
I give head pats to my little bro. I give him hugs too, but I also give him head pats. It's a nice form of affection anon, there's nothing wrong with head pats.
>>154579583
Google crazy african bird
>>154563278
One time a legal loli gave me a lap pillow and petted my head. Best 10 minute sleep of my life.
>>154591230
did she also clean out your ear?
>>154591262
She was impressed by how clean my ear was
>>154563278
nigga heatpats are the besti love getting them
>>154563364
both are good but getting>giving
>>154591353
just like my animus
>>154563473
This. I'll be made to pet his head for hours but the minute I want some head pats it's like he's trying to give me an open palmed noogie.
Be gentle with head pats.
>>154591006
>tomboy
>tanlines
>headpats
I MUST FIND THIS
>>154571912
Bunnies always like a good head pat.
You shouldn't keep it in a cage though anon, buns can be litter trained and should roam during the day! At least when you're home.
I 'mire your bun anyway. Very kawaii
>>154563473
>>154567370
>>154591435
how to pat- getting the most out of skinship
>do not be rough
>stoke medium-slow speed
>follow hair direction
>continue even after subject has fallen asleep
>on that note- this is good for those having a nightmare
happy pattings
>>154571912
>>154591669
pets also like being tickled under their chin. That is insufferable for humans though.
>>154591765
I need more details on speed. How many meters per second? Does the hand linger after each stroke? What point to start?
>>154591765
>on that note- this is good for those having a nightmare
I should pat my dog more often. Crap now i wonder again if dogs see nightmares or if she just likes to cry in her sleep
>>154591811
>meters per second
Anon you're going way too fast
>>154591568
You should, it's quality.
>>154591898
you can use things other than integers
>>154591811
.5-.75 ft per second is good for long patting sessions.
quick pats (1-3 s) can be up to twice as fast, though they are more akin to ruffling
>>154591845
dogs are fairly alert and light sleepers. more research is needed, but the recommended start is stroking set at the slowest, most gentle and light speed while going "shhhhh" at minimum volume
>>154592081
>ft
im not some kind of caveman
>>154573681
There's only one correct use for those.
>>154570178
Those are antenas.
>>154592101
15-22 cm, or .15-.22 meters
sorry, our lab is still in an outdated measurement system, but i assure you are research is solid.
>>154592358
are you sure about those measurements? Do you count the backstroke, when you move your hand back to the start, as distance moved? Because 15 cm per second is pretty much the entire length of the petted head in one second.
>>154592432
>are you sure about those measurements?
yes. we here are LoliLabs pride ourselves in accuracy.
>Do you count the backstroke, when you move your hand back to the start, as distance moved?
no. as stated before, stroke in direction of hair only (if the subject is shota or otherwise has close-cut hair, this rule may be adjusted accordingly). one the end is reached, lift the hand back to starting position and stroke agin
>>154592632
*once
*again
sorry, interns.
>>154563278
yes, I used to love getting head pats or my ears scratched, or especially having someone brush my hair.
.
Everybody I try it on is indifferent. My cousin likes me giving her a back massage though.
>>154591006
That's a boy.
>>154570796
Who gives a shit about where does it come from mate.
The image is there.
>>154591669
Sadly, there's hundreds of shit balls and piss in my house.
Some plants were murdered by this little cute piece of shit.
>>154592782
Tight, I like bacon.
>>154592106
>tags: imminent_rape
>>154592782
I remember the first time I played this. Spent one in-game week petting her head.
>>154598889
Delete this.
>>154563363
a trash bag filled with jello and sticks
>>154592782
That's a lot of petting though.
>>154599321
Not one I heard before
I tried to headpat myself and I dont like it at all. But if I turn the headpat into a headrub its pretty good. There needs to be more headrubbing and less headpatting.
>>154574930
That's not a real argument though. All you did was list some extremes you made up.
>>154588941
How is hairstroking different from headpats?
>>154563278
It's the best feeling in the world.
>this thread
I have learned today. I didn't realize so much went into this.
>>154599246
Seriously, that game may as well not even have porn since making her happy is so much more interesting.
>>154588941
It does not feel good unless you are a loli prob. Headpats, massages, hugs, etc are all weird to me even though I grew up where that stuff is not uncommon.
>>154585723
I like the other girl more.
>>154606955
Vegeta needs to chill
Sometimes they can cause too much fluster.
>>154563278
I am a guy, 22 years old.
I can confirm that they do in fact feel nice.
I can also assume you've never received a nice one.
Send this anon headpats now.
>>154608326
i would lay in my moms lap and ask for pats. when i went to collage i got pats from friends too
feels good man
>>154580594
Basically, if you're going to give headpats, don't do it like Dio would
What does getting hugged feel like?
>>154563278
>was 12 that time
>got head pat from my aunt
>got hair loss and some fungal growing on my head few days later
>found out she has touch my uncle hair with the same disease and it is highly contagious and she decided to not chop her hand off but instead gives me headpats
fuck head pats unless it is 2d
>>154608449
>>154570113
If dubs they are fated to meet and do battle in the art of headpats
>>154608692
>chop her hand off
Anon I have some bad news for you
>>154563278
Were you a bad kid OP?
Dad headpats are GOAT
>>154563278
Ask you're mom (^;
>>154605098
The rape option at the beginning was fun but I agree, after that the game should have been nothing but headpats.
My little sister hates headpats, so sometimes I do that just to piss of her.
>>154599246
>>154605098
>>154611569I am probalby retarded, but she keeps dying. Wat do. Pls help
>>154611649
Are you patting her head?
>>154611698
I've tried various combinations of stuff but she died anyway. Only like 3 tries tho because this shit is discouraging.
>>154611750
Pat her head all day every day
Feed her fully
Buy her clothes
No sandwiches allowed
>>154611649
Stop touching her.
Headpats feel as worthless or as wonderful as the person being patted wants it to feel like. Sylvie does a good job of portraying it - she doesn't understand them at all and doesnt react to them but by the time she's fully in love, she absolutely melts under them.same for 3D's
>>154611624
>That cute but lewd glasses loli
>>154613724
>not being affectionate with friends
anon...
>ywn headpat a puru
>>154613724
>I've never had a girlfriend
>>154563278
YesSource:ex-gf liked to head pat me
>>154615059
>>154615059Either use yandex if none of the other sauce works; or save the image, open up a separate Google Images tab and search that way
Just think about how close your hand is to their brain. Scary.
>>154608616
A b-bag of sand, right guys?
>>154614754
I want to pat them all
>>154617700
>there are people on this board right now that dont know the joy of headpatsid pat you all if i could
>>154605098
I disagree. Making her into a sex addicted beast is really interesting.
>>154617589
a thin flap of skin is the only thing keeping you from patting a skeleton
>>154617589
I'd rather have my hand close to their heart if you catch my drift.
>>154621439
>>154622322
Headpat Simulator 2017.
>>154622406
Pretty sure it came out like two years ago
>>154599246
>>154622440
The latest update was released this year.And every year is Headpat Simulator if I'm with Sylvie.
>>154622508
>Waifu age is upon us
I pity the anons who killed themselves before seeing this come true.
>>154563363
lukewarm mashed potatoes in a trashbag.
>>154622841
What did it add?
>>154622322teaching feeling
Sorry for spoon-feeding everyone, but he needs to experience this.
>>154563363
I come here to talk about Japanese cartoon girls.
Not to feel.
>>154563278
No they dont. The only reason this even is a thing is because of how mentally handicapped japanese people are. Hugging someone in public is like fucking them in broad daylight to these people. Holding hands is considered lewd. Dont even get me started on on yelling a persons name. Patting someones head is equal to treating them like a dog in any other culture and would be replaced by hugging in any western nations. Head pats are retarded and the only reason they "feel good" (on an emotional level) is because they hold the same weight as hugs do in the west, they show that the person cares.
>>154611624
Orgasmic
>>154623851
No idea. Haven't played in a long time, so everything is different.
>>154624818
You are either a fag or you have never received a good headpat.
I mean, I only headpat cats, but they love it.
>>154624818
>Hugging someone in public is like fucking them in broad daylight to these people
So I've been raped by nips without noticing?
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>>154563278
>Do head pats even feel nice?
>276 replies
how did he do it
>>154627176
Escapism, just like the anime girls on real backgrounds thread.
>>154627176
We must imagine headpats feeling nice.
>>154626467
>Pet her face
>Heart-shaped pupils appear
>>154620653
Skeleton's are cute.
>>154563278
Try patting your own head. It feels bretty gud
>>154563278
My little sister started to love them since watching Gochiusa, especially when Mocha came to town. Everyone was getting patted.
>>154563278
If you're a dog, sure.
>>154563278
Not really. It's more of a Japan thing as a sign of showing affection. Hugs feel a lot nicer.
>>154629484
>mindbreaking your imouto by letting her watch anime
>>154630063
It's a good idea. He will keep her pure this way.
>>154582954
>nade nade
>>154563278
in a culture where it's best that your pride remain socially withheld, and everyone else does the same thing females are often prone to submission. it's best to withhold your affections as well when they may have social impacts even if it's among friends, so when a guy pats a girl she may think he's risking any status of his that may be affected by this because he thinks it's worth it to show her he cares.
of course this is all subconscious and no one actively thinks that way, rather it's always at the back of their head thanks to that culture which will soon be RUINED BY MUSLIMS
>>154563278
>does human contact feel nice
I wouldn't know, anon.
In fact, I think its higly person dependant.
I don't really like getting my head patted, but my girlfriend really does. But I guess its more of an emotional thing.I dont even like when someone touches my head, to be honest.
>>154632107
It's from Lurk: MoreHere's a hint, there's a handy dandy button that tells you EXACTLY what it's from, without even opening a new tab! Imagine that, newfag
>>154632107
It's fromlurk more, newfag.
>>154632107
First day here?
Of course, I would pay someone to just scratch and pat my head at night.
>>154632592
>I would pay someone to just scratch and pat my head at night.
finally a job i can do
>>154632592
Where do you live and how cute are you?
I'll give you head pats, scratches and massages for great rates.
>>154632592
tfw you will never get headpats without having to pay a stranger to do it ;_;
>>154632752
what if you pay them back in headpats?
i take pats, shortbread cookies.
hire me
>>154563278
If you're a beta bitch, you'd probably enjoy being dominated like that. However, if you're a man, you won't like it.
>>154632713
I don't know if how cute I was would come into play if I was paying you
but at least I'm not fat or massive or anything, so I could just lay on your lap or something
scratch my back as well please
>>154632752
chut it! ;___;
>>154632821
That sounds like a good deal anon.but it'll never happen because you're probably thousands of miles away from me and we're both complete betas who would be way too anxious go meet someone from an anonymous imageboard IRL
>>154630063
Her favorite anime so far is Galaxy Angel so whatever I'm doing can't possibly be all that bad.
>>154630473
It'll backfire pretty harshly if she ends up growing into a lesbo though. We just need to avoid shows too heavy on the dyke overtones, Gochuumon is the gayest anime I'll allow her to watch.
>>154632948
That's just fine. I don't want to pat smelly heads, after all.
>scratch my back as well please
Sure thing, backscratches are underappreciated. The world needs more of them.
psychologyfag here, petting is actually suppose to have a calming effect. I think it releases dopamine or serotonin but I'm not 100% sure on that part.
>>154633238
>pat smelly heads
of course not, that'd just be a little rude to have a smelly head when someone's going to pat it.
yus, please!
>>154633040maybe one day, at a con or some shit, we'll meet by chance. then you will get plenty pats
>>154632160
>>154632168
>>154632548
Are you the same anons I was arguing with in /OTP/ yesterday or is /a/ overall just a bunch of assholes.
>Implying reverse image search works with Webms
I mean sure you could convert it to gif but you can't expect newfriends to think of that
>>154633940
I'm the first anon you replied to, and no, I don't know you, nor do I really want to.
/a/ is overall a bunch of assholes, and you must be a newfag to not know this.
Yeah, reverse image search doesn't work. But the kicker is that the webm has a title. The title has the name of the movie and even which part of said movie.
>>154633940
>is /a/ overall just a bunch of assholes.
Yes. As it should be.
>>Implying reverse image search works with Webms
If you weren't brain-dead you would think about pressing the button that says "title".
You retard.
>>154563278
It is a well known fact that headpats neutralize cute things. It is like a drug for every cute little trap or a loli. That is why they are given so rarely. You don't want your little loli to get addicted. Once they become addicted, it is easy to take advantage of them, just pat them on the head and they go into low power mode (it's like a mini high for them).
>>154634269
sky wizard fly away, it's on the filename.
>>154633940
You mean OPT?
Jesus, you're new is showing.
>>154633223
Just go all out and turn her into a turbo weeb. If she's indoors watching anime all the time it will delay her losing her virginity by at least a few years. Just keep her away from cosplaying and fujoshit, that stuff will inevitably turn her into a sex-crazed slut.
>>154634598
>spoonfeeding a retard
Fuck off
>>154634716
I'll try and think of it as continuation of my stupid reply.mfw it actually shows the anime if you jewgle it
>>154634598
Thank you i just assumed it was some commentary on the scene and not the anime
>>154571912
What am I looking at? It looks a little like a bunny but no ears.
>>154635267
yeah what the fuck is this adorable anime
>>154635267
>>154635369
are you both retarded?
>>154632656
How
>>154634611
Consider it a combination of Freudian slip from being in an actual OTP thread earlier, autocorrect, and my own autism, mostly the latter.
As for the new I've been here around 3 years, been on other boards longer.
>>154637314
>3 years
>still thinks hes not new
You gotta lurk 2 before posting. But i cant expect much els from a namefag.
>>154563426
What?
Since when that manga went that serious? I stopped reading it on that fun tournament.
>>154637314
>3 years
>>154570113
l-lewd
>>154591765
>follow hair direction
Wow, that's some shit headpatting advice.
>>154632822
>However, if you're a man, you won't like it.
>Implying gender privilege.
>>154638881
Google it.
>>154570113
I'm getting some really bad vibes from this post. Do you start screeching if your mom doesn't give you your daily head pats?
>>154638932
is every source that comes up equally good, or are most of them going to be bullshit?
>>154638983
Find out the fun way!
>>154629484
I want to kiss her wavy lips.
>>154637314
>3 years
Thats 3 years to long to long of an overstay from reddit.
Adopting next year.
Headpat will be real.
>>154641671
I hope for you it's a boy.
>>154641725
What? Why?
>>154641748
Daughters only make you suffer past 14~16.
>>154641800
Not if you give them a good fucking.
>>154641800
Not going to happen. We are going to be a very happy family.
>>154641671
cool, are you single? how old sempai? I'm interested, share that info
>>154641859
I'm not married, but there's someone who will be the mother. As for my age, II'm nearing 30
>>154641671
give shota/loli many headpats
if loli brush up on female puberty and tips
if shota make sure he develops good taste in waifus
>>154641980
I'm well read on how to raise her from an informed perspective. Lots of books and asking around for help. But I appreciate the tip anyway, thank you.
You're all creepy
>>154641671
Live the dream, make your loli waifu a reality.
>>154641671
How old is the child?
>>154642064
good to know anon
good luck
pat safely
pat responsibly
>>154563278
>do headpats even feel nice?
>350+ replies
This isn't really an anime board, isn't it?
>>154642975
But headpats are very related to anime.
>>154643054
I suppose but, of all the topics we could discuss to extent this thread will get maxed.
>>154643184
The average /a/non lacks human contact in his life, so it's only natural to get curious about the subject.
>>154585723
That's a ripoff of Superior waifu
>>154643327
They're completely different characters though. The only similarities is that they're small and have long purple hair.
>>154643376
I wish I was small and had long purple hair that makes people want to pat my head.
>>154643376
>Purple
>>154643430
Me too ;_;
>>154643506
yeah i regretted that right after posting it, it's actually indigo
>>154641800
You mean during
>>154645127
No, After.
That's when you get NTR'ed by a boy who's interested in your cute and proper daughter.
>come back the next night
>this thread still exists
i love you all have a picture of my waifu
Loli hands are so small, so they can pat the dick.
How do you get someone close to pat you without just saying it?
asking for a friend
>>154641671
>>154641800
Learn from Usagi Drop.
Dick her before she get dicked.
My little sister always had a stupid grin in her face whenever I head patted her, well into her 20s.
All it is, is someone stroking your hair. Which yes, feels good.
>>154645718
well first they have to know you like it in the first place
>>154580436
>>154580197
https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/84004
>>154595837
You must learn to bunny proof your home anon. WILL THE BUN TO CHEW ON TOYS NOT YOUR HOUSE.
Also they learn to use the litter box pretty quickly, look it up, I thought mine was gonna shit everywhere forever cuz I started late, too, but it worked.
>ywn know what this feels like
just kill me already
I still remember when my mother headpat me when I'm still a child.
It's okay. I don't care.
>>154641859
GOHAN'S MY SON NOW
>>154581067
>I was with normie friends
Spoilers: You are the normalfag.
>>154642160
uh, and? Are you lost?
>>154642160
It can't be helped.
>>154641671
>falling for the daughteru meme
Good luck faggot
>>154642425
Don't be weird.
>>154642502
She will be just over one.
>>154642599
I've wanted a daughter for a very long time. She's going to know nothing but love. I'm very excited.
>>154649701
>She will be just over one.
My flatmate has a little kid and it's a fucking vile spawn of satan. It's gonna take some time until it grows up into a cute daughteru. Enjoy our hell.
yes they do
>>154649786
Those first 4 or 5 years are a nightmare.
>>154649786
All children can be a bit of a bother when they are very young, but it will all be worth it.
>>154649701
What are you going to name it?
>>154649912
Her, not it.
And I'm going with Annie.
>>154649974
Pretty bland name
>>154650134
Those are the best names, at least it is a human name and not something stupid like Sakura or Yuki.
>>154650134
I think it's lovely.
>>154650184
Do people actually do that?
>>154650229
Plenty of people end up with "creative" names.
They're also more likely to have fucked up lives.
>>154649974
Annie May?
>>154650229
I live in slavland. White trash are giving them names like Vanessa and shit.
>>154650184
>at least it is a human name and not something stupid like Sakura or Yuki.
what did he mean by this?
>>154650229
A lot of young parents give crazy names to their kids nowadays.
A waifu name is actually not that bad now that I think about it.
>>154563426
Oh my God! What's wrong with her FAAAAAAACE!?
>>154650296
vanessa actually sounds nice to me, white trash here go with __anna or stripper names like brandi or nikki
>>154650255
Then I'm even more glad I chose Annie.
>>154650268
No, just Annie.
>>154650296
That's a pretty bad name if you ask me.
>>154563278
Headpats are a meme. I tried headpatting my cousin and everyone at the table made fun of me.
>>154650566
There's a time and place for everything
>>154650499
It's a fucking foreign name. It's like giving your son the name of Enrique.
>>154563426
I know japs don't like drawing noses but this is ridiculous
>>154650642
sorry didn't mean to imply I'm slav, was just surprised at the difference in white trash names
>>154650506
>Annie
is this the movies reference? i hope so
>>154563278
Usually.
Headrub during headache is best.
Anime doesn't cover that much.
>>154650566
>I tried headpatting my cousin
>at the table
You fucking dolt
>>154641859
Is she /ourgirl/ /a/?
>>154650761
I've never seen that movie, and no, it's not a reference.
>>154650805
I mean she was sitting on my lap, I thought it was now or never.
>>154650849
When a loli is in your lap and there are people around, you pretend the loli is a bubbling vat of acid.
>>154650849
anon please learn to read the mood of the room, please
>>154650829
oh
>>154650849
work on your smooth game. work on your pat game
>>154650883
This 100%
>>154650184
annie oakley?
>>154650883
Not that anon but it is not that easy.
In those cases the parents are usually hanging with their friends or family so no one is taking care of the brat. Soner or latter she will start doing shit to call someone's attention and you will be the only one stupid enough to notice. As soon as she realizes you are giving her attention she will glue to you until the end of the party.
>>154651187
Pretty much this. When the adults are talking I just zone out and the kids notice me.
>>154581499
>Born in 99
>These are people who unironically think they're welcome here.
They fact that you're blogging and not lurking is even worse.
>>154651187
Then squeeze the loli. Don't pop a boner though. That would be weird. Head pats aren't stealth.
>>154637314
>3 years
>Still hasn't lurked enough to know board etiquette.
I think you might be retarded newfag.
Also stop with the namefagging Jeffery.
>>154650566
did she like it though?
>>154651649
No idea
>>154650818
Those are some sick moves I'll admit.
I headpatted this family-friend of mine. She really loved it and It felt great giving one.
OTOH, this really, really, tall classmate of mine head patted me and I just felt pure humiliation.
So I guess it depends on your personality.
>>154651396
Don't ask for the imposible. To be honest it is not as good as it sounds, I was scared shitless.
To this day I hope she did not feel it.
>>154633223
>[HorribleSubs]
I can tell you at least one thing you're doing wrong.
>>154651727
would it have changed if they were the same height as you?
This thread reeks of pedo
>>154650566
Head pats need to be done as a result of something. If they're out of no where most people find them weird.
Besides, the patrician answer to a loli sitting on your lap is to rest your head on top of theirs. Shouldn't have gone for the headpat.
>>154651242
I sometimes wonder if kids have a pedo sense.
>>154653809
That's because /a/ is filled with pedos.
>>154653937
Literal or meme tho?
>>154653809
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg
>>154653959
If you were here for more than 2 weeks you would know.Literal. I'm one myself.
>>154653959
Literal. The anon talking about "Annie" is cwl from the /snk/ threads.
>>154654000
whats your range?
>>154654047
7-13.
People who can't headpat are the same kind of people who think just batting their pet on the head a few times is sufficient.
>>154654028
What does that even mean?
>>154654115
Cruel World Loli
>>154654076
pretty good tasteif i were a pedo id go for 10-13
>>154654240
And?
>>154654338
And what? You asked a question and I answered.
>>154654293
>if i were a pedo id go for 10-13
>if
Anon, this website is anonymous for a reason. Common, you can be honest with yourself in here.
>>154655304
why would i want to hide that on /a/?
>>154654240
Can you not call me that please. I've asked before
>>154563278
>girl clearly in heat
>give her the hand not D
im just wondering if japanese pretend to be retarded or actually are
>>154563505
Hey, this actually feels pretty good!
>>154655617
>Not being able to make girls orgasm with just headpats
>>154655673
that´s why they have vaginas anon
>>154655589
No fuck off.
>>154655492
Don't know. It's just that you sound like a closet pedo.
>>154655717actively avoid snk threads for spoilers. whys he called that?
>>154655734
thats pretty funny actually, for more reasons than one. i just see more appeal in that range than others
>>154655928
He's an abusefag that wants to do all sorts of fucked up things to young versions of Mikasa and Historia. Tried to pay someone in the threads to have a kid for him and offered more money if he could abuse her too. Bought a loli sex doll and takes care of it like a real child.
In general, he's a fucking lunatic.
>>154656198
>Tried to pay someone in the threads to have a kid for him and offered more money if he could abuse her too. Bought a loli sex doll and takes care of it like a real child.
Pictures of the loli doll?
>>154656198
find it hard to believe but i want to and its probably real
anyways thanks
>>154656240
https://img.fireden.net/a/image/1474/74/1474747518570.jpg
>>154656387
Nigga this looks like a real kid. The fuck. I thought he had some 1:1 anime loli doll
>>154656387
Mother fucker, I thought you were joking.
>>154656387Now I want a loli sex doll. Are they expensive?
>>154656456
Anons in snk just call it his loli doll or annie doll. It's easier and less creepy than thinking of it like a real kid. Still gross.
>>154656499
I kinda wish I was.
>>154656387
where is this legal?
>>154656558
No idea. I don't talk to him, I just tell him to remove himself from society permanently.
>>154642160
Go back to facebook then nigger.
They feel good.
I miss when girls would give me headpats out of nowhere.
>>154651396
How do you stealthy squeeze a loli?
>>154656387
JESUS NOPE
>>154656667
oh no i dont want one. just intrigued such a thing is producted and marketed
i would like to poke one, though. i imagine they must be really soft. sillicone, maybe?
>>154656976
There was some jap company who did human-sized anime dolls, complete with custom vaginas and anuses. Pricy as fuck tho
>>154656976
I don't know anything about real dolls or sex dolls. According the chick he tried to get money off, it's a fully functioning sex doll, but he keeps saying he doesn't do anything sexual to it.
Buys it clothes, reads to it and everything.
>>154656976
>>154657177
Sorry, according to the chick he tried to give money too. Not get money off.
>>154657064
ah yes ive seen those, they look somewhat heavy. id like to poke them too
>>154657177
yes but i never knew loli ones were made. does that mean theres a shota equivilant? how have sjw not kicked up a fuss?
>>154657177
>he doesn't do anything sexual to it.
>Buys it clothes, reads to it and everything.
I'm having a hard time deciding whether that makes it more creepy or less creepy.
>>154657280
>how have sjw not kicked up a fuss
When you are so deep down the rabbit hole that you have 1:1 anime fuckdolls, any kind of outside interference wouldn't do shit
>looked up a loli sex doll on alienexpress
>$1380.00
Well, time to spot being a NEET and get a job.
>>154657615
>look it up
>some dolls look like skyrim on low details
>>154657329
It's creepy anon. She doesn't post very often any more because people ask questions. But there where blogs where she posted some of their messages and shit.
Personally, I think he has some serious mental issues because when he talks, he seems perfectly normal. Weird stuff.
>>154657890
Even worse: most dolls tagged as lolis are actually old hags in a smaller scale.
>>154594654
You blind anon, is a girl with short hair
Is this like a new meme?
And is it literally law to do that there?
That's kinda weird lol
>>154657615
>time to spot being a NEET and get a job
Holy shit, I figured it out. The sexdolls are a lie aren't they? They are an elaborate Abe trick to get NEETs back into the workforce.
>>154563426
How am I supposed to remember anything that happened so long ago.
>>154656387
I want one.
>>154563278
>Tried to give head-pats to an ex-gf
>She would get annoyed and say "I'm not a dog"
Is there a way to give head pats that's not condescending?
All I want from life is a gf who won't get annoyed when I pat her on the head.Seriously anons, the lack of a head to pat is tearing me up instead
>>154563425
This. It's a deeply personal and intimate thing to let someone touch your head. It shows love and trust, but it's a casual enough thing that you can do anytime.
Well this thread has been interesting.
>>154580790
>going to USC
Disgusting desu
>>154657432
and against the company?
>>154661140
the best kind of threads
>>154661841
>and against the company?
>hurr durr ur product is shameful
>reply comes in kanji
>>154661239actually I got a CSU in NorthCali, but my parents live in LA, so I kinda live there,too.
>>154660515
Me on the bottom
>>154580784
>an expression of affection is humiliating
>>154652178
But Coalgirls are so bloated you'd think they drowned in a swimming pool. And I don't know who the hell Sallysubs is, but I've learned never to trust anyone named Sally and I'm not about to start now.
>>154667002
Go for FFF then, or hell just go with Vivid's TV release since it looks better than most of the BD releases.
>>154666189
Real life isn't anime. Usually the only people who get headpats are little kids and pets. And I imagine that for short people, it can make them feel self-conscious.
>>154563278
I miss that show...
Why is this thread still alive
>>154669446
What do you have against headpats?
>>154669446
Nerds dont undrstand that headpats DONT feel good and if you do youre probably autistic. People arent animals.
>>154670617
>People arent animals
I really like head pats!! But only when it's given by someone I look up to, and at a time that makes sense. There's like one guy who gives me them sometimes, but he does it a bit clumsily so it doesn't feel as nice as it could.
>this thread up for 2 days
>suddenly my sister indirectly asks for headpats
>she doesn't go here
This sort of thing happens to me all the time
I'm scared that I've been given Haruhi's powers and my subconscious is wreaking havoc on the world
>>154671580
3 days.
You have nothing to worry about, apparently you are just a Mikuru.
>>154672029
I'll take that with the willingness of an Itsuki