>Anon, you have to tell us a bedtime story or else we

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Thats mama anon to you little loli.

Once upon a time, there was a nine tailed demon fox...

Once upon a time there was a penis...

Once upon a time I married all 3 of you. Now you are my cute wives and we make love everyday.

how can chino have a husband when she's so young?

>>154558861
If the first post wasn't this or Patrick I would've been seriously mad

Okay anon, help me out 3 words at a time. I'll start

Once upon a time

>>154559177
THAT'S FOUR WORDS

>>154559177
I impregnated you

>>154559177
ftfy
Since the beginning

>>154559250
lolis were made

>>154559220
>>154559269
The end.

>>154559295
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

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>>154559295
10/10 masterpiece story

>>154558883
BELIEVE IT!

WAKE UP

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>>154558883
Who was also my wife.

>>154558794

Early one morning before the sun rose up
Before the birds began to sing
The mountain troll proposed to the handsome young man
She had a false tongue

Herr Mannelig, herr Mannelig, will you be betrothed to me?
For that, I offer you gifts very gladly
Surely you can answer but yes or no
If you wish to or not

To you I wish to give the twelve steeds
That go in the grove of roses
Never has there been any saddles upon them
Nor bridles in their mouths

To you I wish to give the twelve mills
That stand between Tillö and Ternö
The stones are made of the reddest gold
And the wheels are silver-laden

To you I wish to give a gilded sword
That chimes of fifteen gold rings
And battle how you will
The battle you would surely win

To you I wish to give a shirt so new
The best you will want to wear
It [literally: she] was not sewn by needle or thread
But crocheted of white silk

Such gifts I would surely accept
If thou wert a Christian woman
However, thou art the worst mountain troll
The spawn of a Spirit and the Devil

The mountain troll ran out the door
She shakes and wails hard
Had I got the handsome young man
I would have got rid of my plight

Herr Mannelig, herr Mannelig, will you be betrothed to me?
For that, I offer you gifts very gladly
Surely you can answer but yes or no
If you wish to or not

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>>154559481

Once upon a time there was an anon, a very lonely anon. Everyday he would wake up with sadness in his heart, wishing for someone to bring him happiness. But the wait was too long for him that he decided to take matters into his own hands. A lover of cawfee, he decided to apply for a job at his local cafe. Oh, how he was overjoyed to hear he was hired. It was as if a new chapter in his life just started. 'Twas true, a new chapter did indeed begin. Chino, Megu and Maya, those were the names of the three little misses who changed his life.

The anon looked forward to work every day. He wanted to see those three divine smiles. He wanted to see those angel in the flesh. As time passed by, Valentine's day had come. Never before had he received chocolate, but today was different. "Here, anon, this is for you," said the three little misses as they handed him ribbon wrapped pouches. Tears, tears of happiness, rained down his face. He vowed from that day forward, that he would make them as happy as they had made him. The end.

>>154559984
gay

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>>154558794
Come gather round, lolis
It's high time ye learned
About the raging black swordsman
And the wounds that he's earned...

Katsute, minikui Fuji tsubo ga atta. Kare wa totemo minikuinode daremoga shinda. Owari.

>>154558794
I don't know why after watching maid dragon I hate fake loli

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>>154559984
>That will never happen to me
Maybe it's time.

>>154560650
I swear to God, that is the best introduction to Berserk I have ever read. Always love those threads.

>>154559481
Is this real? Whoever made this up has a gift.