This skinny 13 year old mage walks up to you, pulls up her skirt

>>154484549
Rape the loli.

>>154484549
Nigga you know she eatin jizz

Feed her

>13

>>154484549
Ask her to become my nakama because I'm very lonely.

>>154484549
It's funny since I'm making pudding right now and I need someone for taste testing,

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>>154484549
Have her sign this.

>>154484549

Give her some food then send her on her way.

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>>154484549
Give her a bowl of eggs and tell her "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this".

>put it in

make her learn a different spell

>>154484549
>mage
>no food in 4 days
I call her a shitty mage then toss her some bread crusts.

>>154484926
I realize you're probably talking about semen but it makes me wonder.

Why does this trope of "I need a taste tester" come up in anime so much. Why can't people just taste test their own food.

>>154486133
You could be a harem protagonist with that density, anon.

>>154486199
I suppose it's possible I am but can just never realize it.

>>154486133
your palet is unique to you.

having at least one other person taste test helps you know if it is fit for others` consumption

>>154486133
I am almost completely insensitive to chilli, other people tasting my shit lets me know if I've gone overboard or not.

>>154484549
Tell her I'll feed her if she learns magic that is not related to explosion magic.

>>154486824
You monster.

>>154484549
Call up social services to arrest her parrents for neglect and ensure the kid gets some food and clean clothes meanwhile.

>>154484549
Shed manly tears and help the poor girl by giving her food and a place to stay. When she is healthy, send her to school and groom her into a beautiful girl worthy of marriage.

Probably do what that other guy did in that anime I can't remember when he said "Flash me your tits and I'll buy you lunch."

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>>154484549
____
Are you a goblin?

>>154484549
Ignore her and go look for Aqua.

>>154484549
I would go to jail

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>>154484995
>click on thumbnail
>it's not that document to join Aqua-sama's church
you only had one job...

>>154490000
I only thought of that gag after I hit submit.

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>>154484549
Punch in her small fucking face so she forgets the pain in her malnourished gut.

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>>154490171
How could you punch this?

>>154484549
Can she cook, clean and do laundry though? if yes she can be my wife.

I don't need any stronk indipindint wymyn after all

>>154484549
>What do you do?
Bury her in a barrel of concrete.

>>154484549
She can have all the food she wants but she'll have to hold my hand.

>roleplay thread

>>154490508
She can cook, steal food, and nuke things. That's about it.

>>154490654
sounds like another of those western feminist females.

>tfw being Eastern

feels good mang. white race can go extinct.

>>154484549
Send her back to daycare.

>>154484592
>>154484771
Pedos in the house!

>>154490677
Dude whatever. Us white males are disowning the feminist social justice/excuse for not being able to cook females.

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>>154484549
I tell the anon who posted this exact concept in a thread yesterday to DELET THIS once again, and go feed Megumeme for the price of showing me a naisu explosion.

>>154490707
>>>/pol/

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>>154484549
give her a bowl of eggs

>>154486018
cruel

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>>154484549
Ask her to blow up my country's government building.

>>154484549
Bowl of eggs

>>154491260
Will domestic terrorism 4 food

>>154490691
>Pedos in the house!

t. a neglected old hag

>>154484549
make her have sex with me until she shows me a positive pregnancy test

then feed her

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>>154484549
>Make her something to eat
> Take her on a date
> Ask her to be my Girlfriend
> Then after Many years marry her.
Easy

>>154484549
Impregnate her with multiple quintuplets and proceed to take over the country with explosions.

>>154491741
>malnourished young teenager with stunted growth giving birth to twins, let alone quintuplets, with dying during childbirth

>>154490579
Yeah, cancerous. It would actually be better if this was just a blatant /c/ or /e/ thread.

>>154491424
More like a reddshitor or tumblrite landwhale.

>>154484549
get her preggers

Put all my points into her explosion

>>154484549
>Casual wizards need to eat and shit like beasts born from the barrow land
Undeath be blessed

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>>154490419
Goddamn it

>>154486133
This comes up on real life too. My mother always asks if her food is good, even though she tastes it before serving.

>>154485844
*my dick

What's this business with a bowl of eggs? Is it a new epic maymay I'm not aware off?

>>154493984
The only new thing here is you.

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I'd do everything Kazuma does, but focus on her instead of being manslut.

>>154492071
Who is also a pedo? Dude, I get so Triggered when I see a tublrite landwhale social justice pedo.

>>154494095
I'd just make sure I massage her butt properly while carrying her back.

Voom Voom.

Take her to subway and order a foot long. She can take it.

>>154494370
the western world?

>>154484549
Deport back to Japan

>>154498755

Good idea

>>154494095
This, plus I'd turn down the invite to Lalatina's place so I never even have to meet worst girl and have her ruin a volume and a half.

>>154485844
Shit, I was just coming to post this.

Oh, well, maybe next time.

>>154484549
Give her a nice, tasty treat.
It's semen.

>>154484549
Harvest her organs.

>>154499185
How much nutrients does semen have?

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>>154491085
the cat in the hat approves

I want to be her 1st kiss

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I'll give her one full meal a day, a roof to sleep under, and daily explosions, as long as she agrees to be my body pillow at night. I want nothing more than to embrace her tiny body.

Megumin would go from 10/10 to an 11/10 if she peed herself after every explosion

>>154484549
Feed her, I'd always help a loli in trouble.

>>154500436
Highly lewd image.