So, why didn't she just fuck Shinji?

Because Shinji only wants Big Angel Cock.

She has a vagina, it's up to Shinji to initiate the fucking.

>>154429647
Because she didn't actually want to. She's a broken retarded person that only knows how to comfort men by fucking them. The thing is Shinji is a broken little faggot that doesn't want that kind of relationship with Misato. He wants someone to be his mother.

because she has some standards

I mean no has to suffer Shinji

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>>154429647
Because Shinji is a straight trans girl who's saving herself for marriage.

>>154430058
Well, it's a bit more accurate that the only person who ever made her feel comfortable was Kaji and his spicy tuna roll.

>>154429647
Because, ultimately, she doesn't act like a typical jerk-off anime fantasy, even though Anno and his team sometimes forgot about that during the making of the original NGE.

>>154429647
Because she promised Ritsuko that she will not rape Shinji.

>>154431203
>remember
>no raping

>>154430198
Shinji is great though.

>>154430688
?
Literally sodomizes his mouth before forcing him into an elevator and promises to go all the way if they survive.

>>154431763
Well that scene wasn't presented as a good thing.

>>154429647
All he had to do was expresss any interest.
Hell, if he had asked she'd totally go for it. She even left herself drunk, under dressed and unconscious around a horny teenage boy.

>>154431803
How so? Because she dies from blood loss promptly?

>>154431904
Because it made Shinji cry.

>>154430058

>She's a broken retarded person that only knows how to comfort men by fucking them.

She only fucked with kaji, why do you say this? She tried to be a proper guardian for him

Even women have the right to choose.

>>154431971
He's just sad she got shot, nothing to do with Misato's tendency to sexualise all interaction with him.

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Why didn't she brush her teeth?

>>154431982
As if. She made Shinji do all the work, he dressed inappropriately around him, and lived vicariously through his ability to pilot Eva. She didn't even care about Asuka.

>>154429647
Because fuck Shinji.

>>154432089
Thought semen is interchangeable with toothpaste since both are white.

>>154432089
Misato is future me.

>>154432264
LONDON
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D
O
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>>154432219
>toothpaste
>white

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>>154429647
Because shinji is gay and likes boys

>>154432324
Fuck off Reifag.

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>>154432299
>toothpaste
>not white

Eva could have been a 10 if it wasn't for that disgusting sound she makes when drinking beer.

>>154431982
No she didn't.

Fuck, there are actual Misato haters. How can you hate such an endearing character?

>>154432975
She fucked a man. That makes her a slut.

>>154430058
>not fucking your mother figure
Weak

She tried

>>154433567
>fucking your mother figure
Freud

She knew that his dick is only 5 inches erect.

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>>154434094

>>154434094

Pretty good for a 14 year old Japanese kid.

>>154432113
>>154432957

She tried, but she sucks at it, also she has a lot of responsibilities with the end of the world and all that shit. Also she is more a big sister than a mother.

>>154432113

Shinji did all that because he wants to be a "good boy" so anybody would hate him. Misato is used to live around trash, junk food and untidiness.

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Eva 1.0 Released 2007
Eva 2.0 Released 2009
Eva 3.0 Released 2012

>>154429647

Would you fuck an emo 14 year old?

Actually, don't answer that.

>>154436073
Why is 4chan so okay with pedophilia? It is wrong.

>>154436124
she bleeds, she breeds.

it's biology dude.

>>154434094
since when was 5 inches short?

>>154436344
Since always.

>>154436451
what's average?

>>154436512
5.1 worldwide
5.6 US

Good old average, nothing like pinning that C grade to the fridge and feeling the swell of pride

>>154436694
but if average is 5inches but anon thinks it is small....?? isn't there a disparity there???

>>154437207
Shinji is smaller than a peanut: >>154434208

>>154437207
5 inches flat is below average. The thing that most people don't get about "average" dick size is, micro-penis is a real thing and included in that average. So you have a room full of guys with normal dick and then some poor shit with a 2 incher, well then someone is bringing down the bell curve. Sorry to say, 5 is short, 7 is average and above is gifted. Dudes with clitdicks just ruin it mathematically.

>>154436512
7" duh

>>154429647
Because she doesn't actually think of him that way and vise versa. There's an opposite sex attraction thing that's a bit screwed up, but it's normal they're both conscious of each other and others as the opposite sex. Shinji is this way toward all three main female characters without hard implications.

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>>154429647
Well, she arguably tried depending on how you interpret this scene and Shinji's protestations

>>154432975
>Misato
>endearing
Wew that's some next level bullshit, dude.
She's clearly a broken cockslut and a manipulator.

>>154436073
Yes if he's cute obviously

>>154436124
14 is the age of concent in many countries. Teenagers are not pedophilia.

>>154437625
I don't think the number of people with micropenises is large enough to drop the average that much.

Wikipedia says .6% of men.

>>154439625
That's usually only for teenager-teenager relationships, not teenager-adult relationships.

>>154439572
Misato is a beautiful person.

>>154437625
What's the median dick size?

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>>154439846

>>154437625
Mode dick size is around 5.8 inches.

>>154440385
But what's the average dick size for a 14 year old.

>>154439817
I agree. But since Misato is a 29 y.o. lonely cockslut she would fuck everything that moves.

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Why Eva thread always ends up discussing dicks?

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>>154430048
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>>154439845
Wouldn't want to get a kiss from that mouth >>154432089. Ew, gross.

>>154440708
Because waifufags are bigger faggots than Shinji.

>>154440708
This is what happens when the waifufags aren't here. It's all dicks.

>>154440759
I'll trust Kaji, someone who isn't a beta virgin like you fags.

>>154429647
He's gay.

>>154432324
Aren't their feet cold sleeping like that?

>>154441724
Eternal summer.

>>154441766
Then I guess they use the blankets to hide their boners

>>154441798
Yeah, that's why Woru is crossing his legs. Shinji's dick is too small to raise the blanket.

>>154441798
>>154441823
Now that all makes sense.

>>154441652
See how noone raises hell when someone says he's gay? You fujos take everything too seriously.

>>154442080
It's a meme you dip

>>154429647
Statutory rape retard
She's not a pedo

>>154442080
Because that's true. No need to argue here.

>>154442080
Why are you so obsessed with fujos? You keep bringing them up every thread.

>>154442183
Tsk, it's obvious he's insecure about his own sexuality, poor thing, can't think of anything but dicks.

>>154442250
I'm not even the heterospammer, I'm just saying you need to stop feeding that troll because obviously everything he says is false.

>>154429647
Why did the art style change so much from the first 10 episodes to End of Evangelion? Its like DBZ rapidly changing art style between every new saga.

>>154442293
>stop feeding that troll
Hm, what? I just replied to the other anon. He's talking to himself, no one responds him.

>>154442080
People constantly assault the character for not having sex with any of the females. It's a most comfortable conclusion, especially when he's blushing and getting comfy with a guy.

>>154442250
I'm more confused why people keep responding to the bait. Every thread.

>>154442392
>>154442330
>He's talking to himself, no one responds him.

Its amazing how every eva thread is always about
>Shinji's sexuality
>whether Asuka was attracted to Shinji or was using him for validation
>who is best girl

Did I miss anything?

>>154442381
Shinji is heterosexual, he was just like that because someone was nice to him.

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>>154442491
>opening Eva thread
Everytime

>>154442491
I don't think anyone mentioned the validation thing or have waifuwars in this thread.

>>154442498
Shinji is whatever feels good.

>>154442532
Well, not yet. Eventually some one will mention those things.

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>>154442491

>>154442293
No one feeds him except falseflagging Reifags like this guy: >>154442498

>>154442491
Just when those topics combine, which is often.

Gotta be able to argue for your ship where you self-insert as Shinji with your waifu and against those ships featuring worst girl.

Kaworu in this case counts as a waifu, unless you self insert as Kaworu with Shinji as the waifu.

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>>154442564
Shinji is the best waifu, I hope we can all agree on that

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>>154442564
>self insert as Kaworu with Shinji as the waifu
The ultimate self insert

>>154442602
I made a thread yesterday about Gendo and SEELE in Rebuild, turned into another bout of shipping and waifufaggotry.

>>154442645
Only at the end when discussion died down

>>154442719
None really answered my question on what happened to SEELE members, and why Gendo is so friendly with them.

>>154442746
Because no one gives a fuck about Rebuild, we were talking about something way more interesting.

>>154442746
>what happened to SEELE members
Happily turned to goo
>why Gendo is so friendly with them
He couldn't say them fuck you until his plan was due

>>154442780
>>154442746
You were asking about rebuilds? Who cares then?
It's full of plotholes.

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>>154442614
>>154442638
He's the only one who can cook, makes him superior by default.

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>>154442854
Truly a man's man.

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>>154442854
Don't forget he can also clean.

What a perfect girl (boi).

>>154440461
7 inches flacid

>>154442822
>>154442764
Well talking about rebuild plot holes is more entertaining than talking about Shinji's sexuality and shipping.

>>154443008
No one was talking about either of those things for the majority of the thread until discussion was well over and the thread is dying.
Stop complaining no one gives a fuck about your dumb questions.

>>154443008
Go to Evageeks if you want to talk Rebuild.

>>154443008
People talk about what is entertaining, that means it's more entertaining talking about Shinji crossdressing than rebuild plot holes.
Stop being a tumblrina, drama queen, no one gives a fuck.

>>154440756
From what series is that? Getter Robo?

>>154443093
This.
Tired of self-important fucks trying to control these threads like it's their safe space.

>>154437625
By that logic you also have a lot of gifted guys improving the average.

>>154443093
>>154443242
Ya'll always complaining about Reifags being cancerous but when someone calls you out on it you say "deal with it?" Pretty shameful.

>>154443062
Its not a question of that, NGE is over 20 fucking years old. Its always the same old questions.

>>154443093
So you admit to being a fujoshit that only cares about if Shinji's getting dick in his arse. Kind of proved my point.

>>154443336
>you say "deal with it?"
Yeah, exactly this.

You seem to be new to chans so I'll spoonfeed you.

When one person shitposts,samefags, interrupts discussion and talks to himself the whole thread they're being canser.
When a group of people shitpost and discuss waifus among themselves while having fun that's called a normal thread.
And finally when some faggot comes in and tries to though police everyone they're being called faggot and cancer as well.

Hope that cleared some things to you.

>>154443466
Nothing wrong with Rei Q!

>>154443526
I'm not a reifag, I think all the NGE girls are shit as waifus. One is autistic and the other two have electra complexes.

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Why does Rei have nipples but not Kaworu?

>>154443550
If you weren't a Reifag you would notice no one mentioned dicks in that post, except you are and dicks is the only thing you can think of.

Because she's thirtysomething years old and Shinji is 14 years old.

>>154443576
Too lewd.

>>154443577
I didn't, but someone mentioned that its more fun talking about a crossdressing Shinji than lore related eva topics.

>>154443595
She's 29

I prefer Reifag threads tbqh.

>>154443616
I mentioned that.
If people are willing to talk about it rather than discussing rebuild then it's indeed more fun. That's not rocket science.
Are you dumb? We said to you already no one gives two shits what (you) want to discuss.

>>154443658
The victim complexing Reifag?

>>154443686
No, threads about Rei.

>>154443674
Don't you get bored of posting in threads about Shinji's sexuality, that reach 500+ posts every day for as long as /a/ has existed? Sad!

>>154443710
Ohh. Yeah same

>>154443336
Because Reifags are always trying to police everyone through threads and interrupting discussion.

>>154443284
Sorry about your small dick, anon

>>154443504
>n-new fag!!!!
Go-to insult it seems.

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>>154443576
Male nipples are banned from Anime for some dumb reason

>>154443616
That was Rebuild lore, whole different story.
Crossdressing Shinji posting is no different than Rei vs Asuka waifufagging, you just don't complain about the latter because it panders to you.

Keep in mind that posting only happens until the thread is dead or if the thread was shit to begin with, so you have no argument here.

>>154443779
lurk 1000 years before posting
A shameful display

>>154443713
Yeah sad, now feel free to fuck off and bitch elsewhere.

>>154439625
say it with me, adult x teenager is not okay, go on, adult x teenager is not okay.

>>154443819
>l-lurk more, I'm better than you because I spend all my time on 4chan!!

>>154443794
>Male nipples are banned from Anime for some dumb reason
K-kazuma sama

>>154443874
It is not okay, I agree.

>>154443876
Fuck off already, I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from reading your posts.

>>154443885
Exception to the rule.

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>>154443876
really?

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Can you see a dick like I do?

>>154443652
ie thirtysomething

>>154443925
Yes, Reifag, we all see that dick. Thank you for sharing it again.

>>154443925
I mean it's not surprise really, masturbation is a big part of many 14 year olds life.

>>154443955
Or maybe he likes dicks.

>>154443932
29 is really not that old.

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>>154429647
The reason is obvious. Misato has seen the goods, which are inadequate.

>>154444011
>>154434208

>>154443971
I mean it's from his own perspective his own hand, his own dick, maybe he likes his own dick i mean idk.

>>154444011
>>154444045
Poor boy, he really is only good for one thing.

>>154443990
Yeah well that's just a matter of perspective innit.

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>>154444103
Are Shinji and Kazuma related?

>>154444097
>from his own perspective
>his own dick
Shinji sure flatters himself in that case.

>>154444103
Piloting the Eva?

>>154444097
If we can agree he likes dick.

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>>154444141

>>154444158
Yeah but like many males like their own dick but not dick in general y'know.

>>154444154
But he's not good at that either.

>>154444141
Do dicks stop developing at 14? Shinji isn't doomed.

>>154444154
Taking it in the ass.

>Piloting the Eva?
He's not even good at that either.

>>154444183
Do you like your own dick?

>>154444187
I mean i'd argue the opposite actually, he has like the most kills and which doesn't really tell the whole story but when the going gets tough i'd rather trust the guy who fucked Zeruel hard than the girls. Maybe Touji would have brought in some manly power but he didn't really get a chance.

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>>154444141
Kazuma is pretty much the opposite of our little girl.
True alpha male.

>>154444237
99% of the time it's Yui's merit.

>>154444219
ehh.. It's not something i'd be proud of but i'd rather have it than nothing so yes i do like it.

>>154444238
Why is his ass so brown compared to his face?

>>154432089
Late to the party but this is what the average Japanese girl's mouth looks like.

>>154444289
what the fuck?

>>154444289
Japan has great dental hygiene.

>>154444288
It's the play of light ;^)

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>>154444261
Asuka had her mama as well but she still got btfo'd by mr big Z and if Shinji had like one minute more of battery or whatever Zeruel would have died without that whole berserk thingy.

Actually it's kinda funny how the show has Asuka, who loves to fight and has trained for most of her life fail like all the time and Shinji who is a big bad pussy and doesn't like fighting and has minimal training beat the shit out of stuff when he's motivated enough.

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>>154444288
Ever compared the color of your ass to your face before?

>>154444280
Good 4 u anon.

>>154444355
More like average for me.

>>154444346
I'm pretty sure it would be lighter than my face, since it won't be exposed to sunlight.

>>154444339
I don't really want to argue against Shinji because he's my little waifu.
But in all honesty, you can't really compare Eva01 and Shinji to Eva02 and Asuka.
Eva01 is special and Yui takes things in her hands way too often. Half way through the anime Shinji already understands what the Evas are. As about Asuka, she perceives Eva as a robot, a tool, and rarely ever goes in berserk mode, so I don't think the two are comparable.

>>154443794
Oh, yeah. I'm definitely feeling pandered to with all the fan service in the manga, rebuild and the crew always recognizing Asuka. Oh, wait... that was KaworuXShinji!

>>154443849
I must have hit a nerv!

>>154444507
Eva 02 also has only half of Kyoko's soul.

>>154444557
Isn't the idea that after Kyokos body died rest of her soul went to the Eva i mean permanently split souls kinda undermine the whole concept i'd say.

>>154444616
I thought that Asuka couldn't synch well because of that.

>>154444644
Its a bit weird that Shinji had the same mental problems as Asuka, yet he could pilot with grace. Plot armor desu.

>>154444507
Yeah i guess it's kinda unfair to compare Shinji in 01 and Asuka in 02 but still Shinji fucked up that stubby legged fuckwit real good even before his mom took over.

Eva is shit, fanbase is cancerous
Girls should leave 4chan and go back to kitchen

>>154444794
>most of eva fanbase consists of girls
>even in this thread

I thought i was the only one that noticed this.

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Why would anyone want to live in orange micro communistic utopia?

>>154444685
They have a different mentality though, while Shinji clearly and openly wants someone to take care of him and love him, Asuka on the other hand although she might deep down want the same doesn't let that show. So if Asuka would just "open her heart" to the Eva as Rei helpfully put it i think she might achieve the same kind of results as Shinji.

I guess you could say that Asuka has walled off her heart and in doing so walled off herself from the Eva as well.

>>154444856
Can fuck everyone, at the same time.

>>154444856
It's for evil lonely villains whose wifes have died and they lack human closeness.

>kills his supposed "crush"
>faps to girls next day
Fujos have it hard

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>>154444817
It's true, though.
Evangelion is extremely popular with girls in Japan.

>>154444777
Of course I agree that Shinji also have done a lot and suffered a lot too. But still if it wasn't for Yui he would have died 10 times in the serie, starting with episode 1. Asuka didn't have that kind of connection with her Eva or as >>154444866 pointed, didn't wan't to have it.

>>154445144
And same with Gundam and a lot of mecha shows, I may add.

>>154445097
It's like how Gendo fucked Naoko and Ritsuko after Yui's death.

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>>154445097
Shinji's POV

>>154445225
Yeah well Gendo i'd say is a bit cray cray y'know.

>>154445247
Is that from instrumentality?

Because she only fucks Chads like Kaji

>>154445225
You're being delusional at this point.

>>154445247
Do people in general actually masturbate to close acquaintances? I mean i might be a bit weird but i've never masturbated while thinking of a person i know. Just seems kinda wrong to me idk.

>>154445299
And exploits beta orbiters like Hyuga.

>>154445346
I masturbate to my best friend all the time.

>>154445359
I bet she fucked Hyuga too

>>154445378
He wished.

>>154444794
This
When will our fellow otaku understand that those are just girls shitposting and that Kawoshin was made as a bait for them

>>154445319
How? Shinji was at his lowest point after Kaworu's death. He turns to Asuka who he was too ashamed to visit before. When he accidentally uncovers her he resorts to cheap pleasure because of his wrecked state of mind.

>>154445247
Isn't this montage played when all humans become one? How is it Shinji's POV?
Not him, btw.

>>154445346
He masturbated over Asuka's body. Yes, he's that weird.

>>154445395
Lel.

>>154445396
Gendo fucked Naoko and Ritsuko for different reasons

>>154445396
Stop responding to the Reifag's bait, please.

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>>154445395

>>154445418
Gendo fucked other women after Yui died, Misato tried to fuck Shinji after Kaji died
But would you argue that Gendo didn't love Yui or Misato didn't love Kaji?

>>154445418
Obviously, he fucked them for their services. I mean it doesn't change their feelings for either Kaworu or Yui.

>>154445441
What does it have to do with what I said

>>154445436
Anno was a mistake.

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>>154445436
>Anno: Everyone understands that it's a fiction, but precisely because it's a fiction you have a pure feeling, you fall for the character to an even greater extent. You assume that an anime character will not betray you. Iku-chan said [to me], "in the last episode, please have Rei Ayanami get married and become pregnant. Just please betray the Ayanami fans. The Rei Ayanami they are thinking of is not real. The real Rei Ayanami gets married, and her belly..."

>Oguro: (laughs) Ah, if Ayanami really existed.

>Anno: He told me something like, "please, make them realize that, If she were real, she would get married, become pregnant, have a child, and grow older." I was thinking, "we don't have to go that far..." (laughs).

>Oguro: (laughs) Iku-chan is a wicked man.

>>154445421
Can you please stop pretending everyone is that same Reifag because that was a different person.

>>154445399
>>154445396
EoE's unused script; Shinji masturbates in his room thinking about girls, the room fills with unspecified sexual imagery.

>>154445409
Yeah that's weird of course but i meant more like in general.

>>154445493
Fuck off Reifag

>>154445493
Fuck off Reifag

>>154445500
And?
That montage wasn't played at any point where Shinji was masturbating, it showed every human becoming one.

>>154445500
NGE's unused script; Shinji gets a boner and faints when Kaworu touches him, also they kiss and do skinny dipping.

>>154445493
>>154445436

>>154445537
The montage is centered around women's images, if it isn't someones masturbation POV then i don't know what it is.

>>154445559
Eghh let's not talk to the guy.

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>Anno: The truth is, I have no emotional attachment to Rei at all.

>Anno: In the midst of making Eva, I suddenly realized that I had forgotten her. Her very existence. For example, in episode seven, I remembered and added one shot with Rei. I had no attachment to her at all. I think that was okay, because in episode eight, she didn't appear. Not even in a single shot.

>Anno: Episode 6 was too early.

>Anno: At the end Rei says "I don't know what to do," and Shinji says, "I think you should smile," and Rei smiles. ... Afterwards, when I thought about it, I cursed. In short, if she and Shinji completely "communicated" there, then isn't she over with? At that moment, Rei, for me, was finished.

>Anno: When she smiled, she was already finished, this character.

>>154445559
>Shinji gets a boner
It's just your speculation.

>>154445591
It plays right when everyone is merging together, so I doubt it.

>>154445597
Yeah, I know. He just set up a point to good to pass on.

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>>154445628
He knows, he just wants your (you)s

>>154445598

He isn't wrong.

>>154445624
You can think like this, but it doesn't change the fact that later Shinji tries to have sex with each girl

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>>154445643
I know too. But that one was too tempting.

>>154445598
Reminds me of Kishimoto and Sakura.

>>154445658
Are you a German girl?

>>154429647
She tried

>>154445441
Shinji never masturbated to Kaworu.

>>154445672
Karl is moe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYyY8TD8vDQ&t=3s

When will fujoshi understand that Shinji is heterosexual? If he was homo he would fap to Toji or Kaji. But no, the only supposed male he was interested in was a feminine twink with girlpenis. Just like Ikuhara.

>>154445696
Stop responding to the Reifag. Thanks.

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>>154445711
>official English dub

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>>154445647
Don't let the Reifags hear you saying that.

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>>154445711
Agreed. Why no one appreciates this cuteness?
Karl is best.

>>154445711
I think i just pooped my pants. you smell that?

>>154445727
He wasn't interested in him for real.

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>>154445759
I have a soft spot for autists

>>154445732
Stop escaping to your comfort zone and face the truth, thanks

>>154445732
I wanna know, it's important.

>>154445711
Wow this is so gay

>>154445759
Manipulative bastard.

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>>154445711
>dub

>>154445711
>Lets do what?
>SECCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS
lmao

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>>154445819
People who watched Evangelion dubbed should kill themselves desu

>>154445836
>Kaworufags are violent fucks who wish death upon others
What else would you expect?

>>154445862
Back to tumblr, oversensitive Reifag.

>>154445862
Kill yourself with a rusty shovel, dub lover.

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>>154445818
No, he's like a cute kitten. He wants to get Shaun's attention so much it's absolutely adorable except he almost rapes him once.

>Reifags are dubfags
The masters of shit taste.

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>>154445895
He's autistic.

>>154445895
"Haha your friend is dead" "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE IM THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE LEFT YOU STUPID SHIT"
"Hey kill me so I can remain in your heart forever as a hated memory haha"

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>>154444794
Asukafags and Reifags are just butthurt Shinji is the best Eva waifu and character.

>>154445887
>>154445904
Sorry, kids, I watched it so long ago for the first time, bad internets and all, it was really hard to find a good sub. But you wouldn't understand, you're so new it's painful, Christ

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>>154445711
I think I just got cancer.
Send help.

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>>154445938
Fucking Karl.

>>154445938
This. Karl is a huge jerk.

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>>154445956
>not ordering the tapes in 1998 through sketchy Chinese services
Get on my level, faggot.

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>>154445920
Yes, and that just adds to the cuteness.

>>154445977
Keep him a 100 feet away from Shaun at all times.

>>154445983
>implying
Whom are you trying to fool kid?
God, this neo-/a/ is real cancer, and it all started just three years ago

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>>154445938
>"Haha your thread is dead" "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE IM THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE LEFT YOU STUPID FUJOS"
>"Hey give me (you)s so I can remain in your heart forever as a hated Reifag haha"

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>>154446058
Kek.

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>>154446058
>dat doujin
Gyomania is god.

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>>154446041
If you say kid in your post about 20 more times, maybe someone will believe your LARPing.

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>>154446099
And some people still question the fact that Karl is indeed the best.

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>>154446169
Karl wasn't even in that one, dumb Karlfag.

>>154446169
It was Animeworu who said the most iconic line in history though.

>>154446188
>Karl wasn't even in that one
Well yeah. But:
>>154446099
That's clearly Karl and Shaun.

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>>154446241
Karl sucks. Shaun agreed, don't bother him about it.

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>>154446206
Shit, it's smooth Animeworu, stealing all the spotlights again.

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>>154446248
Shaun is your regular tsundere though.
Maybe Karl sucks but only in the good way.

>>154445964
I thought Japan was homophobic, yet this guy just admitted to being gay for an underage Anime boy?

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>>154446317
Why hello there.

>>154446317
Japan is homophobic, yes, gays are nothing but a joke there, but homos in fiction and supposed attraction to those homos is okay.

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>>154446315
No, Karl is terrible. Sadamoto is a faggot and wrote him and Shaun like they're in some shitty cliche BL.
Tsundere relationships are overdone and fucking terrible. Deredere Shinji is best Shinji.

Also stop bumping the thread and let it die or you'll invite shitposters.

>>154446317
Karl is Sadamoto's self-insert schoolboy crush, just like how Animeworu is based on Ikuni.

>>154446403
But didn't they use to do a bunch of homo shit in the samurai-era?

>>154446440
Yes, it wasn't considered homo though, those were samurai ways

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>>154446419
>Also stop bumping the thread and let it die or you'll invite shitposters.
I don't really care. They will come one way or another.

I never said I liked Shaun though.
Karl is great and Shaun is terrible and their relationship is cliche BL and terrible, but Karl is still great.

>>154446419
>cliche BL
But that's anime version though, that's literally based on shoujo romance novels Anno reads to "understand" women.

>>154446496
Do they not look back on those times and think it was kinda gay?

>>154446496
It's not gay it's GREEK.png

>>154446542
They do, I asked them myself
But fujoshi I know think it's cute

>>154446536
Wrong.
Shitty BL is all about some rapist dude who fucks another dude who keeps denying he's not gay.

Anime version is classic Shoujo, Manga version is shitty BL.

>>154446554
So how did they go from homo samurai to thinking gays don't exist in modern times?
Exposure to the west?

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>>154446553

>>154446577
Yes, anime version is just boring-ass a cliche shoujo, good thing you admitted it.

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>>154446536
>>154446577
Yeah:

Shoujo: Oh prince-kun you're so cute *blush* I-I didn't wait here for you *blush* *blush* not at all.

BL: B-baka! Guys don't like other guys!
I was attracted to him, I knew I shouldn't like a guy like that.

>>154446624
It's qt.

>>154446604
Yes, death of samurai, shoguns etc etc destroyed samurai as a group and their gayness along.

>>154446614
Thanks

>>154446624
They're both cliche, but at least Anime has some originality to it since Anno made Shinji a boy.
You wouldn't find that dynamic in BL.

>>154437625
This would have been a lot easier for you if you understand simple terms like average, mode and median.

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>>154446624
I'm a shoujofag, so Animeworu is my cup of tea.

Karl can fuck off.
And Sadamoto can fuck off with him.

>>154446684
I dunno there are pretty good BL mangas out there. It's not like you always have to read the boring cliche ones.

>>154446720
>liking shoujo
Escapist shit taste
Stop liking Eva

>>154446737
I don't agree, but this is hardly the thread to talk about it.

>>154446746
Hilarious considering Anno is the biggest Shoujofag out there and called Eva, "Sailor Moon with Robots"

>>154446746
You really know nothing about Eva.

>>154446768
He used shoujo as a bait for girls and got his results. Several years later he marries a qt fujoshi mangaka. Too bad girls didn't recognize alpha male Anno's game

>>154446768
>I don't agree, but this is hardly the thread to talk about it.
Why not? The board is called anime and manga. How many BL manga have you read to say they're ALL the same? It's hardly a reasoned opinion.
Like in any other genre there are bad and good ones, the fact that many follow some basic clishe doesn't mean you can't find a good one.

>>154446800
Nah, Anno just loves Shoujo and female mangaka.
He was a huge Sailor Moon fag and worked on stuff like Kare Kano.

>>154446825
This is an Eva thread, not a BL thread, and I'd rather not go into such a cringey topic here of all places.

BL manga is generally shit because it relies on the love-hate dynamic far too much.
Even in 90s Anime with huge fujo followings like Gundam, the interest was in the boys who were rivals, who hated each other.

Eva brought in a new dynamic by taking your typical Shoujo and genderbending the girl into a boy (Shinji) to get Kawoshin. And then that became a new fujo dynamic that rivaled with the old shitty one.

>people actually think Eva's theme is shoujo love
It's funny how Anno's a huge escapist himself, even admitting that he hates Eva for the truth it tells him, liking escapistic stuff like shoujo romance, and after all of that he's still expecting people to understand that truth and start living. What a fucking hypocrite, you'd say. But you know what's the actual truth? He doesn't like it, but he still lives, since it's important. I think it's funny how people are all over Kawoshin while it's true message is that there's no shoujo irl, there's pain and hate.

>>154447019
Kawoshin had miscommunication and pain too.

>>154446887
Well you were the one who started this topic by pointing out it's shit, when it's clearly not.
Do you expect people to just swallow it up, thus agreeing with you?

I can clearly see you have no fucking idea what you're talking about though. You jump back and forth with the argument talking half sentence about the past and half about the present.

If you have difficulties understanding, even though it should be obvious to every sane person, I'll repeat. Senen-ai manga and yaoi has many different settings, have many different character types and relationships. I can list a dozen by heart that have better characters and character development that your average popular show. I bet you also think that adds up to uke-seme dynamics, pathetic.

If you have seen/heard about 2-3 shit shows/mangas of the genre, your argument doesn't hold water and your opinion is useless.

>>154447019
No one was saying it's the theme dumbass, we're just saying their dynamic is Shoujo-esque.
You can like Shoujo and still live your life without being escapist.

One reason why Anno keeps pandering and being favorable to fujos and not Otaku is because they're not being escapist and actually getting jobs and living lives. Otaku aren't.

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>>154447110
No need to get so heated.

>>154447068
And Anno even said Shinji didn't have to kill Kaworu.

>>154447110
It's generally agreed most BL is shit, just like it's generally agreed most harem and isekai are shit.

in non BL-Anime, the rivalry dynamic between two boys is what fujos have been obsessed with since early Gundam.
Eva changed it up a little.
Now we have a mix of both.

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>>154447183
He started this.

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>>154447241
>It's generally agreed
>literally no argument
Why even bother?

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>>154447119
>One reason why Anno keeps pandering and being favorable to fujos and not Otaku is because they're not being escapist and actually getting jobs and living lives. Otaku aren't.
Fucking this.
For how much you fags like to complan about fujos, they're the ones that are living in reality, they're the ones with the jobs, and they're the ones with the money which is why the market is favoring them.

Otaku are still lonely and holed up in their houses. You don't hear about female hikikomori, do you? No.

As far as Anno is concerned, the otaku are the ones being escapist and the fujos are just fine. That's why he panders to them and only speaks positively of Kaworu/Shinji. That's why he marries the chick who made doujins of them, not of Shinji with your waifu.
Get rekt.

>>154447282
Ask anyone and they'll agree it's shit.
That's why everyone was praising Doukyuusei, because it was such an oddity amongst the bounds of shit. Despite it being pretty mediocre itself.

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>>154447356
>Ask anyone and they'll agree it's shit.
>literally no argument x2
If I ask my friends they won't agree it's shit, your argument falls apart.. oh wait, you didn't even have one to begin with.

>Still talking about some mediocre show when all the best stories will never get a manga adaptation
>Still being as pathetic as ever.

>>154447452
Doukyuusei wasn't a show, what are you even talking about?

>>154447481
It's got a movie. Most of these kind of stories will never be animated.

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>>154447552
Yeah, because BL is shit and you're shit for liking it.

>>154447322
>le women are stronk and livin' a liiife XD
Fucking kill yourself, fujo roastie, you don't even know what it is to be a male

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>>154447570
Are you already giving up?
Boring, pitiful.

>>154447589
Yet those roasties are buying the Anime industry away from you as we speak.

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>>154447322
I must be an otaku then, god knows I have no social life.

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>>154447649
No one gives a fuck about the West, I'm talking about Japan.

Otaku there are pathetic fat fucks and the fujos are cute highschool girls. Of course Anno is going to favor the latter. The Anime industry already favors the latter.

Expect a lot more Free and Yuri on Ice shitstorms in the future.

>>154447589
I wouldn't want to be a male in this day and age. PC culture endlessly shits on them and I laugh at both from the sidelines.

>>154447700
I live in Asia though.

>>154447589
>you don't even know what it is to be a male
Aww, that's cute. Cry more, fat fuck neet.

>>154447748
So do I.

>>154447322
>>154447700
Well fuck these posts just reminded me I have to do my time series analysis report soon. Shit.

>>154447801
Aw, same pinch! >XD

>>154447837
Fuck off.

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>>154447863
Wow.

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>>154447912
Stop falseflagging and stop bumping the thread.

Reminder that Shinji canonically masturbates to girls only