Because she didn't actually want to. She's a broken retarded person that only knows how to comfort men by fucking them. The thing is Shinji is a broken little faggot that doesn't want that kind of relationship with Misato. He wants someone to be his mother.
Because Shinji is a straight trans girl who's saving herself for marriage.
All he had to do was expresss any interest.
Hell, if he had asked she'd totally go for it. She even left herself drunk, under dressed and unconscious around a horny teenage boy.
Why didn't she brush her teeth?
Because shinji is gay and likes boys
Eva 1.0 Released 2007
Eva 2.0 Released 2009
Eva 3.0 Released 2012
5 inches flat is below average. The thing that most people don't get about "average" dick size is, micro-penis is a real thing and included in that average. So you have a room full of guys with normal dick and then some poor shit with a 2 incher, well then someone is bringing down the bell curve. Sorry to say, 5 is short, 7 is average and above is gifted. Dudes with clitdicks just ruin it mathematically.
Because she doesn't actually think of him that way and vise versa. There's an opposite sex attraction thing that's a bit screwed up, but it's normal they're both conscious of each other and others as the opposite sex. Shinji is this way toward all three main female characters without hard implications.
Well, she arguably tried depending on how you interpret this scene and Shinji's protestations
That's where you're wrong kiddo
People constantly assault the character for not having sex with any of the females. It's a most comfortable conclusion, especially when he's blushing and getting comfy with a guy.
Just when those topics combine, which is often.
Gotta be able to argue for your ship where you self-insert as Shinji with your waifu and against those ships featuring worst girl.
Kaworu in this case counts as a waifu, unless you self insert as Kaworu with Shinji as the waifu.
Shinji is the best waifu, I hope we can all agree on that
>self insert as Kaworu with Shinji as the waifu
The ultimate self insert
He's the only one who can cook, makes him superior by default.
Don't forget he can also clean.
What a perfect girl (boi).
No one was talking about either of those things for the majority of the thread until discussion was well over and the thread is dying.
Stop complaining no one gives a fuck about your dumb questions.
People talk about what is entertaining, that means it's more entertaining talking about Shinji crossdressing than rebuild plot holes.
Stop being a tumblrina, drama queen, no one gives a fuck.
>you say "deal with it?"
Yeah, exactly this.
You seem to be new to chans so I'll spoonfeed you.
When one person shitposts,samefags, interrupts discussion and talks to himself the whole thread they're being canser.
When a group of people shitpost and discuss waifus among themselves while having fun that's called a normal thread.
And finally when some faggot comes in and tries to though police everyone they're being called faggot and cancer as well.
Hope that cleared some things to you.
Why does Rei have nipples but not Kaworu?
I mentioned that.
If people are willing to talk about it rather than discussing rebuild then it's indeed more fun. That's not rocket science.
Are you dumb? We said to you already no one gives two shits what (you) want to discuss.
Male nipples are banned from Anime for some dumb reason
That was Rebuild lore, whole different story.
Crossdressing Shinji posting is no different than Rei vs Asuka waifufagging, you just don't complain about the latter because it panders to you.
Keep in mind that posting only happens until the thread is dead or if the thread was shit to begin with, so you have no argument here.
The reason is obvious. Misato has seen the goods, which are inadequate.
I mean i'd argue the opposite actually, he has like the most kills and which doesn't really tell the whole story but when the going gets tough i'd rather trust the guy who fucked Zeruel hard than the girls. Maybe Touji would have brought in some manly power but he didn't really get a chance.
Kazuma is pretty much the opposite of our little girl.
True alpha male.
Asuka had her mama as well but she still got btfo'd by mr big Z and if Shinji had like one minute more of battery or whatever Zeruel would have died without that whole berserk thingy.
Actually it's kinda funny how the show has Asuka, who loves to fight and has trained for most of her life fail like all the time and Shinji who is a big bad pussy and doesn't like fighting and has minimal training beat the shit out of stuff when he's motivated enough.
Ever compared the color of your ass to your face before?
I don't really want to argue against Shinji because he's my little waifu.
But in all honesty, you can't really compare Eva01 and Shinji to Eva02 and Asuka.
Eva01 is special and Yui takes things in her hands way too often. Half way through the anime Shinji already understands what the Evas are. As about Asuka, she perceives Eva as a robot, a tool, and rarely ever goes in berserk mode, so I don't think the two are comparable.
Oh, yeah. I'm definitely feeling pandered to with all the fan service in the manga, rebuild and the crew always recognizing Asuka. Oh, wait... that was KaworuXShinji!
I must have hit a nerv!
Ok wait a minute
Why would anyone want to live in orange micro communistic utopia?
They have a different mentality though, while Shinji clearly and openly wants someone to take care of him and love him, Asuka on the other hand although she might deep down want the same doesn't let that show. So if Asuka would just "open her heart" to the Eva as Rei helpfully put it i think she might achieve the same kind of results as Shinji.
I guess you could say that Asuka has walled off her heart and in doing so walled off herself from the Eva as well.
It's true, though.
Evangelion is extremely popular with girls in Japan.
Of course I agree that Shinji also have done a lot and suffered a lot too. But still if it wasn't for Yui he would have died 10 times in the serie, starting with episode 1. Asuka didn't have that kind of connection with her Eva or as >>154444866 pointed, didn't wan't to have it.
Do people in general actually masturbate to close acquaintances? I mean i might be a bit weird but i've never masturbated while thinking of a person i know. Just seems kinda wrong to me idk.
How? Shinji was at his lowest point after Kaworu's death. He turns to Asuka who he was too ashamed to visit before. When he accidentally uncovers her he resorts to cheap pleasure because of his wrecked state of mind.
>Anno: Everyone understands that it's a fiction, but precisely because it's a fiction you have a pure feeling, you fall for the character to an even greater extent. You assume that an anime character will not betray you. Iku-chan said [to me], "in the last episode, please have Rei Ayanami get married and become pregnant. Just please betray the Ayanami fans. The Rei Ayanami they are thinking of is not real. The real Rei Ayanami gets married, and her belly..."
>Oguro: (laughs) Ah, if Ayanami really existed.
>Anno: He told me something like, "please, make them realize that, If she were real, she would get married, become pregnant, have a child, and grow older." I was thinking, "we don't have to go that far..." (laughs).
>Oguro: (laughs) Iku-chan is a wicked man.
>Anno: The truth is, I have no emotional attachment to Rei at all.
>Anno: In the midst of making Eva, I suddenly realized that I had forgotten her. Her very existence. For example, in episode seven, I remembered and added one shot with Rei. I had no attachment to her at all. I think that was okay, because in episode eight, she didn't appear. Not even in a single shot.
>Anno: Episode 6 was too early.
>Anno: At the end Rei says "I don't know what to do," and Shinji says, "I think you should smile," and Rei smiles. ... Afterwards, when I thought about it, I cursed. In short, if she and Shinji completely "communicated" there, then isn't she over with? At that moment, Rei, for me, was finished.
>Anno: When she smiled, she was already finished, this character.
He knows, he just wants your (you)s
I know too. But that one was too tempting.
When will fujoshi understand that Shinji is heterosexual? If he was homo he would fap to Toji or Kaji. But no, the only supposed male he was interested in was a feminine twink with girlpenis. Just like Ikuhara.
Don't let the Reifags hear you saying that.
Agreed. Why no one appreciates this cuteness?
Karl is best.
People who watched Evangelion dubbed should kill themselves desu
No, he's like a cute kitten. He wants to get Shaun's attention so much it's absolutely adorable
except he almost rapes him once.
Asukafags and Reifags are just butthurt Shinji is the best Eva waifu and character.
Sorry, kids, I watched it so long ago for the first time, bad internets and all, it was really hard to find a good sub. But you wouldn't understand, you're so new it's painful, Christ
I think I just got cancer.
>not ordering the tapes in 1998 through sketchy Chinese services
Get on my level, faggot.
Yes, and that just adds to the cuteness.
>"Haha your thread is dead" "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE IM THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE LEFT YOU STUPID FUJOS"
>"Hey give me (you)s so I can remain in your heart forever as a hated Reifag haha"
If you say kid in your post about 20 more times, maybe someone will believe your LARPing.
And some people still question the fact that Karl is indeed the best.
Karl wasn't even in that one, dumb Karlfag.
Karl sucks. Shaun agreed, don't bother him about it.
Shit, it's smooth Animeworu, stealing all the spotlights again.
Shaun is your regular tsundere though.
Maybe Karl sucks but only in the good way.
No, Karl is terrible. Sadamoto is a faggot and wrote him and Shaun like they're in some shitty cliche BL.
Tsundere relationships are overdone and fucking terrible. Deredere Shinji is best Shinji.
Also stop bumping the thread and let it die or you'll invite shitposters.
>Also stop bumping the thread and let it die or you'll invite shitposters.
I don't really care. They will come one way or another.
I never said I liked Shaun though.
Karl is great and Shaun is terrible and their relationship is cliche BL and terrible, but Karl is still great.
Shoujo: Oh prince-kun you're so cute *blush* I-I didn't wait here for you *blush* *blush* not at all.
BL: B-baka! Guys don't like other guys!
I was attracted to him, I knew I shouldn't like a guy like that.
I'm a shoujofag, so Animeworu is my cup of tea.
Karl can fuck off.
And Sadamoto can fuck off with him.
I don't agree, but this is hardly the thread to talk about it.
Hilarious considering Anno is the biggest Shoujofag out there and called Eva, "Sailor Moon with Robots"
>I don't agree, but this is hardly the thread to talk about it.
Why not? The board is called anime and manga. How many BL manga have you read to say they're ALL the same? It's hardly a reasoned opinion.
Like in any other genre there are bad and good ones, the fact that many follow some basic clishe doesn't mean you can't find a good one.
This is an Eva thread, not a BL thread, and I'd rather not go into such a cringey topic here of all places.
BL manga is generally shit because it relies on the love-hate dynamic far too much.
Even in 90s Anime with huge fujo followings like Gundam, the interest was in the boys who were rivals, who hated each other.
Eva brought in a new dynamic by taking your typical Shoujo and genderbending the girl into a boy (Shinji) to get Kawoshin. And then that became a new fujo dynamic that rivaled with the old shitty one.
>people actually think Eva's theme is shoujo love
It's funny how Anno's a huge escapist himself, even admitting that he hates Eva for the truth it tells him, liking escapistic stuff like shoujo romance, and after all of that he's still expecting people to understand that truth and start living. What a fucking hypocrite, you'd say. But you know what's the actual truth? He doesn't like it, but he still lives, since it's important. I think it's funny how people are all over Kawoshin while it's true message is that there's no shoujo irl, there's pain and hate.
Well you were the one who started this topic by pointing out it's shit, when it's clearly not.
Do you expect people to just swallow it up, thus agreeing with you?
I can clearly see you have no fucking idea what you're talking about though. You jump back and forth with the argument talking half sentence about the past and half about the present.
If you have difficulties understanding, even though it should be obvious to every sane person, I'll repeat. Senen-ai manga and yaoi has many different settings, have many different character types and relationships. I can list a dozen by heart that have better characters and character development that your average popular show. I bet you also think that adds up to uke-seme dynamics, pathetic.
If you have seen/heard about 2-3 shit shows/mangas of the genre, your argument doesn't hold water and your opinion is useless.
No one was saying it's the theme dumbass, we're just saying their dynamic is Shoujo-esque.
You can like Shoujo and still live your life without being escapist.
One reason why Anno keeps pandering and being favorable to fujos and not Otaku is because they're not being escapist and actually getting jobs and living lives. Otaku aren't.
And Anno even said Shinji didn't have to kill Kaworu.
It's generally agreed most BL is shit, just like it's generally agreed most harem and isekai are shit.
in non BL-Anime, the rivalry dynamic between two boys is what fujos have been obsessed with since early Gundam.
Eva changed it up a little.
Now we have a mix of both.
>It's generally agreed
>literally no argument
Why even bother?
>One reason why Anno keeps pandering and being favorable to fujos and not Otaku is because they're not being escapist and actually getting jobs and living lives. Otaku aren't.
For how much you fags like to complan about fujos, they're the ones that are living in reality, they're the ones with the jobs, and they're the ones with the money which is why the market is favoring them.
Otaku are still lonely and holed up in their houses. You don't hear about female hikikomori, do you? No.
As far as Anno is concerned, the otaku are the ones being escapist and the fujos are just fine. That's why he panders to them and only speaks positively of Kaworu/Shinji. That's why he marries the chick who made doujins of them, not of Shinji with your waifu.
Ask anyone and they'll agree it's shit.
That's why everyone was praising Doukyuusei, because it was such an oddity amongst the bounds of shit. Despite it being pretty mediocre itself.
>Ask anyone and they'll agree it's shit.
>literally no argument x2
If I ask my friends they won't agree it's shit, your argument falls apart.. oh wait, you didn't even have one to begin with.
>Still talking about some mediocre show when all the best stories will never get a manga adaptation
>Still being as pathetic as ever.
Yeah, because BL is shit and you're shit for liking it.
Are you already giving up?
I must be an otaku then, god knows I have no social life.
No one gives a fuck about the West, I'm talking about Japan.
Otaku there are pathetic fat fucks and the fujos are cute highschool girls. Of course Anno is going to favor the latter. The Anime industry already favors the latter.
Expect a lot more Free and Yuri on Ice shitstorms in the future.
Stop falseflagging and stop bumping the thread.
Suck my ass, I wish your mom dies of cancer or something
Yes, in Japan it's quite specific why males are shut-ins and all. In the west main reason is this new shit culture.
Stop using emoticons and stop typing like a retard.
You need to go back.
>Suck my ass, I wish your mom dies of cancer or something
What a dangerous social element indeed.
Can't you get when something's ironic?
Is that Reifag's new form?
We should proably ignore it then.
Apparently it can evolve, scary.
Here's Anime Kaworu, are you happy?
Your English sucks btw.
>The only anon in this thread who isn't a filthy Reifag
Hmm... Really makes me think.
wew I guess I am then. Shit's really fucked up.
We're playing 3D chess, using the Reifag boogeyman as pieces.
Sorry you're too autistic to get it.
>mfw it's the Reifag shitting on himself the whole thread
This, reply with "Fuck off Reifag" until it becomes a meme.
If it's successful maybe we'll be able to end the endless cycle of Eva threads for good. No longer will it be discussed on /a/.
And then we can ensure the victory of the KyoAnifags once and for all.
>tfw reifag is probably isn't even ITT, but his legacy is already destroying all Eva threads
He's here. He's always here.
You underestimate his autism, which is why the only way to defeat him is to out-autist him.
Now fuck off Reifag.
I-I don't understand... I'm not the one you tell me I am, yet I feel him somewhere... I'm not s-sure anymore, a-anons... I-is he always watching? H-how do I free myself from him?
Another thread thoroughly fucked by Shinji x Kaworu.
>i'm a reifag