If you were Third Child instead of Shinji /a/, what would you

died horribly.

I would marry Kaworu.

>>154130152
Cum on Asuka's comatose body instead of my hand

>>154130152
Tell asubitchface to stfu, then pilot a giant emotion driven robot to my death as it eats my impure soul.

Fucked Misato

>>154130152
does anybody have that neon genesis gendo image?
I'd do that basically
and also give asuka a hug and a shoulder to cry on

kill myself

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I would have handled this scene better, thus preventing third impact and rebuild.

>>154130442
this after drinking with her

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>>154130351
>>154130312
>>154130186
Probably all these in that exact sequence.

>>154130152
Piloted the fucking robot

>>154130152
14 year old me would probably have tried to feel up asuka and rei and misato a few times, then died in the first fight. I was an incredibly incompetent and incredibly unashamed teenager, and I didn't care if girls knew I was looking at their ass or tits. I also got mad at my friends a lot because they were more interested in pornstars than the cute girls at school. I felt they were blind to something that was right in front of them.

>>154131561
epic meme!

>>154130152
I don't have daddy issues so I probably would have just piloted Unit 01 until the stress killed me or I ended up accepting instrumentality because living is painful for me.

Shinji was very brave to reject that.

>>154130152
I would leave than shithole after the first angel, we all gonna die, i dont want to be first

-Destroy the Eva series
-Kill Seele
-Take over the world
-Implement #fullcommunism

Exactly what he did on ReTake

My dick would have gotten inside Misato, Rei and Asuka, I'll tell you that much.

>>154130152
I'd be better than Shinji at getting along with the people around me, but I'd still be a terrified little bitch, and I'd probably die.

fucked misato and died

>>154132544
preferably in that order

>>154130152
I would have piloted the fuck out of that EVA, tried desperately to fuck Rei.
After being rejected I'd have the EVA rip me out of the entry plug and eat me.

>>154130152
Fuck Misato
Fuck Rei
Fuck Asuka
Fuck Kaworu
Fuck the Eva
Fuck the world

nut on kaworu and kill the piano

>>154133609
>Fuck the Eva

Hotdog in a hallway man

>>154130152
Fucked Rei
Fucked Misato
Slapped the bitch out of Asuka
Saved Ryoji
Stopped fucking Misato
Shot Gendo in the face
Slapped Asuka becuase she's going to get herself killed
Saved Toji
Fucked Tendo's sister bowlegged
Me Rei and Toji would spend most of our time fighting the angels smoking weed and chilling out.
Since the final angel knew I was all about the pussy they'd have made kawarou into a girl
Take unit one to seele headquarters and murder everyone there, then rip gendo's head off then fuse adam and lilith inside of eva unit 1 which would sort of make me into demigod.
Would put eva onto the moon
Then spend most of my time flying around with my angel bitch.

Piloted Eva, married Asuka

>>154130152
I would have raped Asuka the first day.

>>154130152
Literally piloting a over powered robot would be kind of boring

>>154130152
Kill all niggers
Kill all muslims
Kill all angels

World is great again

>>154133990
>Me Rei and Toji would spend most of our time fighting the angels smoking weed and chilling out
This guy gets it. I mean, have you ever seen Rei's apartment? It's the perfect place to chill and smoke

>>154132028
Kys, disgusting

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>>154130351
this, but
with her wearing the inflated plug suit

>>154130152
I'd ask for therapy. I'd somehow contact Kaworu and get him to stop his kids. I'd squish SEELE and Gendo under Unit 01's foot. I'd get Misato to go to Alcoholics Anonymous. I'd tell Asuka I'll always be a beta cuck and never her dream man so stop trying, and she's way too good for me anyway. I'd tell Rei she was a goddess with powers so no one can fuxk with her.

i'd kill myself.

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>Use pilot clearance to get to the clone chamber.
>Impregnate all the rei clones after giving them bigger tits and deleting the genes contributing to inhibition.
>Kill that batch of Rei clones so I don't have to deal with that shit
>Rinse and repeat each week

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>>154135407
>not wanting to bang asuka and marry her

what are you, gay?