how do I become cool like Mr. Kaji and effortlessly pick

Probably something to do with exploiting daddy issues. Also be confident and come off as non chalant an scruffy but in a chic way since you are actually well put together. Develop a wicked sense of humor

My boy Kaji is just a male charm incarnate. Basically you have to be good-looking and flirty but at the same time show women that you truly care about them and love them

>>154017714
Lmao virgin alert
All you need to do is look in a girls eyes and let her know you can provide her with a brutal rape

>>154017530
>exploiting daddy issues
Asuka doesn't have daddy issues and is still all over him
>>154017714
>show two opposing things at the same time
you can't show two opposing things at the same time
>>154018076
>you're a virgin
>btw to get chicks you need to let them know you can rape them
sounds like something a virgin would come up with

Kaji's exaggeratedly honest and flirty
be that and it will go well if you're decently good looking at least

>>154018161
>Asuka doesn't have daddy issues and is still all over him
Mommy issues, daddy issues, drug addiction, etc. It's all the same in the eyes of a suave motherfucker.

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>>154018161
>Asuka doesn't have daddy issue
>absent father
>not an issue

>>154017426
literally just be a nice guy

>>154018076
>rapefag
Spoken like a true virgin my man

>>154018161
>Asuka doesn't have daddy issues
Rewatch Eva
>>show two opposing things at the same time
What did he mean by this?

>>154017426

If you think Kaji had to put any effort into picking up chicks, I've got bad news for you.

You start by being everything you're not.

You wanna come close? Work on yourself until you feel comfortable dying alone. At about that time, You'll have everything together to the point where they'll start coming to you.

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>>154020003

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>>154017426
Some bitch keeps stealing my watermelons

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>>154021720
Some bitch

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>>154021762
not this time

>>154017426
Be a handsome and tall Nipponese man.

>>154017426
Be confident in yourself and look casual and relaxed, you know with the loose necktie and the roll up those sleeves and those eyes, deep as the sea.
But for that kind of thing to work it's important to be somewhat handsome, overconfident ugly guys are cringey, otherwise it'll require a lot of effort

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>>154022585

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>>154023107

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>>154017426
Just be yourself. But make sure your self has unnaturally nice long hair is very tall for your race and has perfect facial aesthetics that all accent your devil-may-care attitude. It's as easy as that, anon.

>>154017426
He only loved Misato though.

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>>154017426

How do I become awesome like Mr. Ikari and get to bang a mother AND her daughter?

>>154017426
1) Run a watermelon garden
2) Fug an alcoholic
3) Move to a foreign country
4) Die
>>154024206
1) Become scientist and/or engineer
2) Get involved with shady secret societies
3) Abandon your son
4) Die

>>154017426
He made me start a garden

I kept on waiting for him to turn evil, then he just turned out to be a nice guy

>>154024206
>Ikari
>awesome
Best joke 2017 and all the years coming after this

>>154025873
Gendo is a fucking G anon

He jumped his place through STEELE and got him undyning loyalty in the Magi

>>154026010
He fucked over every single person that placed their trust in him.

>>154026213
That's just how the world works my friend.

>>154026272
Edgy

>>154026213
Yui wanted to become an immortal being though

She was the real cunt afterall

>>154026272
>>154026314
Everybody was a fucking cunt in the show except for Kaji and Kowaru

>>154026396
Misato was a good person

>>154026493
The more I think about the cast of Eva the more I hate it honestly.
I'm pretty sure this is what Anno wanted.
Make a salad from all the genres,make it good but make the audience despise parts or all of it.

>>154026747
That's the point

Everyone is a fucked up shitty mess, you're not alone on this fucked up place

>>154017426
It is normal to feel gay for Kaji-san?

>>154017426
corner them in a elevator and don't stop pushin.

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>>154026396
>Everybody was a fucking cunt
That's how real people always are to some extent, anon. Nothing cunty about being human.
>>154026962
Kaji is literally the sexiest man of all anime.

>>154027066
>>154026780
"Human,all too human"

b urself

>>154021762
What a lazy fucking 'shop..

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>>154017426
Kaji is like Geralt of Rivia, smooth with the ladies, long hair and scruffy looking.

>>154017426
Just bee yourself