"I'll do anything! Please don't tell anyone!"

Virgin

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Because bitches be frontin'

>>153961513
Anon, this girl is dead. Are you really going to fuck a corpse?

>>153961513
Because Furuya doesn't have time for women. He's pre-occupied with trying to save his cat.

>>153961513
I'd ask for ONE MILLION DOLLARS

>>153961513
He's not into necrophilia.

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>sexy brown
>willing to fuck him senseless
>ditched for pale, cold bitch

>>153961747
But he literally was. That was the entire point.

Reminder that your body fluids stop working once you are dead, so she'd be as dry as possible.

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>>153961655
A corpse that looks like that? Hell yeah I would fuck it.

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>>153961988

>>153961988
that's what vaseline is for

>>153961999
She is cold and hard though.

>>153961513
Anon, not everyone is a horny teenage bastard that would fuck a corpse is he had a chance.

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>>153961513
>Why does the MC not ask for sex?

I wouldn't have asked for sex if it would put me at risk of fucking a superior girl in the near future.

>>153962342
Wait. What's stopping me from fucking one?

>>153962385
Law

>>153962342
Outliers!

>>153962342
>>153961655
Let's not forget she wasn't dead when she asked the MC this. It was after he over heard her yelling in the well about her dad taking nude pictures of her on her birthday.

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>>153961513
Because he's not a scum maybe?
Also getting girl's trust is a better option than exploiting her right away and end up being hated.
There is a fine line of friendzone somewhere here though.

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>>153963112
That's only if you're interesting in a relationship. Doesn't matter if she hates you later or not, something along the lines of "still had sex". A highschool student who isn't scum? Come on now. That the height of the scum hormones.

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>>153963559
Plz login.
>interesting in a relationship
More like
>relationship means sex more than once

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>>153963637
Ask Rea's Mom how the lack of novelty in a relationship worked out for her sex life.

>>153963996
>Sankarea
That about zombie-girl?
I didn't finish it at the time, got interrupted by spiraling masturbation fit that lasted a week.

>>153963996
*step-mom

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>>153963996
Also
What lack of novelty are you talking about in a teenage relationship?
Assuming you get a female to trust you and get in bed - you'd be fucking like rabbits until you're sore.
I'm not speaking about lifelong marriage here, just that playing it nice with a girl's secret might bring more sex then just "Then let's fuck" once.

>>153961513
Why would MC want to do it with a rotting pussy?

>>153961513
Probably because MC would want a girl to have sex with him because she wants to and not because she was forced to. Like normal people.

>>153965057
She wasn't dead when she asked him this.

>>153965057
Don't act like you've never rubbed one off on zombie porn.

>>153965192
> normal people
Any idea how much sex happens due to peer pressure or obligation?

>>153962167
Sink them in warm water for a while or use an ona hole warmer.

>>153965319
Not him, but
>Any idea how much sex happens
>4chan /a/
Well how do you think?

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>>153965376
>use an ona hole warmer.

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>>153965763
>I'll take prostitution for $500, Alex.

>>153966027
>Prostitution
>2 times ED, never tried again
The question still stands.

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>>153966075
>Prostitution is the only reliable means.

Happy endinga are all anyone needs anon.

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>>153966075
Never fear! Where there's a will there is a way.

>>153966027
Take a shower and learn to smile then no matter how ugly or undesirable you are you can at least net a 3/10 at worse

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>>153966769
Not him, but what if I can easily get 3/10, but always start to think they're so ugly - it's not worth the trouble and fuck off to fap as per usual?

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>>153966769
Why? I can get the same results with $$$ which is infinitely easier than wasting time to improve certain qualities of myself for a slight chance at getting lucky.

>>153967010
Turning the lights off help. Just find a hot girl that's insecure with low self esteem, which is not hard

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>>153967074
not him but
Well for starters - it costs money.
If you get 3/10 - you can potentially have it for free for months.
With my income I can afford say 14 hookerhours a month after I pay all bills.
That's not an awful lot and income is not that small either.
Second - I don't know how it works where you live, but you need to personally visit and make a selection even if you order a takeout.
If you don't - they'll send a crocodile leftovers of the shift to you.
It's still effort.

>>153967074
Mostly bragging rights on /a/ and a false sense of superiority for being able to pick up chicks, otherwise women are shit, unbearable and not worth going through the effort for unless they're 10/10 but in the end all pussy feels the same

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>>153967256
>hot girl that's insecure with low self esteem
>hot girl that doesn't know he's hot
Anon those are unicorns, you realize there's an awful lot of competition for a healing dicks provider position and I'm not really anywhere near top of the list?

I don't get the point of fucking someone just to say you did it. Unless you've actually met someone you loved, what's the point? Might as well just jack off, social standing doesn't mean anything.

>>153967407
Surprisingly, there's a lot of those types in any college or highschool if you're brave. It's the mentality that no natter how attractive you are, there's always someone better looking which is a common trait i've noticed in decent to hot looking girls. This is why you see ugly dudes or assholes net someone out of their league because diligence and confidence is all you need. Just don't have a disfigured face/teeth and you're good to go

>>153967670
So if some 12 year old calls you a virgin online you can say nah

>>153967689
>out of their league
No such thing. If you still have a pulse, no one is completely out of the range of probability.

>>153967749
Why do I care? Yeah, I'm a virgin. So what? I'm probably going to be a virgin until I die, unless I do meet someone and fall in love, which is unlikely because I don't get out much. I could probably find some girl willing to fuck me, but there's no point in just fucking anyone.

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>>153967339
Do you game? MMORPG by chance? In a game you usually have two options farm, farm, farm, farm, and farm some more for the drop you want. Which like the potentially for free sex at 3/10 is like 1%-5% on an item drop rate ( or panty drop rate). Or you could buy the item from the auction house, or merc the farming by hiring someone or linkshell/guild to farm it for you. Of course you may have to farm, craft etc for that currency or you can buy game currency online. Either way the monetary option is always easier and fastest when compared to a game of chance.

I only make about 73k a year. I'm single so I get taxed the most and I have student loans I'll be paying back for the rest of my life on top of other bills. Yet I can spare $200 to $300 to Visit the Asian massage parlors a couple of towns over every two weeks or so.

Because thats opening yourself up for legal consequence, and morally it's not right.

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>>153967670
It's a confidence boost that makes you feel better about yourself and ironically that increases your chances of getting laid again.
It just instinct stuff, it works that way.
>>153967689
Not that I would know anything about it myself.
>diligence and confidence
But I-
>Just don't have a disfigured face/teeth
-am fucked anyway but thanks.

>>153967857
But what's the point in just "getting laid"? I don't want to just "get laid". I can always buy an onahole if hands won't suffice, if sexual pleasure is all I need.

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>>153967845
>game
>MMO
Not really, I dropped those 10 years ago after I realized it's farm for more farm and that's it.
Just a cleverly constructed artificial mechanics that exploits human psychology or wallet.
>73k
>mfw make a third of it but no loans
I don't argue the logic, just that it's pretty costly alternative for the most.

>>153967849
Her dad taking nudes of her opens her entire family up for legal consequences. And would it be morally wrong to keep such a secret anyway?

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>>153967979
>But what's the point in just "getting laid"?
To satisfy one of the basic physiological needs anon.
It feels good because it's instinctive, like good food.
> I don't want to just "get laid".
You really do or you are asexual.
>I can always buy an onahole
The brain is not so stupid and reward for pleasure without a partner will dwindle fast, turn into guilt even for some people far from religious mindset.

>>153967817
Though it's a nice sentiment, love is overrated. If you haven't found someone compatible during highschool or early 20s it becomes exponentially harder to find someone worth it. Modern women are a mistake

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>>153965376
>onahole warmer

>>153967857
It's okay anon, waifubots will be a thing in our lifetime

>>153968188
>>153965789

Jesus Christ folks.

https://www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-50498-USB-Onahole-Warmer/dp/B00GOPZGCW

Do you two fuck cold pocket pussies?

>>153968357
That's some nth level degeneracy

>>153968089
Well, okay, maybe to say I don't want to have sex is misleading, but I don't really care that much if it's not with a specific person I care about, much less someone I don't even find attractive. That would be pointless for me and unfair to them. It's not that I don't think I would enjoy "just getting laid", either, but I just don't really care much about it. The best way to put it is, I wouldn't seek a relationship simply because I wanted sex, I would seek a relationship with a specific individual because I wanted to be with that person. A relationship is only meaningful if it's a way to be with someone you care about, to me. Otherwise, it's purposeless. A relationship is a means, not an end. If there is no end or goal for it, the means is meaningless.

>>153968184
Especially that soul mate/true love bullshit. You have any idea how slime your chances are? Especially if you calculate your soul mate is one out of potentially all girls who have lived, currently living, or yet to be born. Talk about finding a needle in a multiverse.

>>153968466
You won't find a woman who shares that sentiment unless the planets align and there are 3 consecutive bloodmoons. Good luck though anon

>>153968184
Ah, get outta here with your armchair psychology. I don't expect it to be easy, or even probable. All I'm saying is, unless I do on a rare chance meet someone I genuinely love, and mind you that doesn't mean someone who meets my perfect expectations or even any expectation, I don't really care whether or not I die a virgin. And in that case, it won't be because I don't want to die a virgin, but because I don't want to die without being with that person, if you'll excuse my cheesiness. Yeah, I get that it's not likely, I'm fine with that. If I don't meet someone I love, it's not like I'd gain anything by getting with someone I didn't love. And if there isn't a single person out there who I could love, not even one, that's just how it is. It's not like I'll fill that hole with something not important to me. And don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those guys who has a list with all his expectations for a girl. That's gay bullshit for people who don't know how to live. I'll just know who I want when I meet that person. And if I don't, looks like I'll die a virgin, you know?
>>153968625
Yeah, I guess.

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>>153961513
Ghost girls >>> Zombie girls

Also, Wanko is the best girl in that show.

>>153961513
>lets cuddle and watch movies together
this will never be you

>>153968819
It is possible to fall in love with someone after the fact anon. You don't have to head over heels for someone before you go for the goal. You can like someone on a attraction level and with time fall in love with them in all the other arbitrary categories you find important. Love is just the result of the chemistry going on in your brain. You can force those reaction to happen, it wouldn't be the first time. People settle and eventually fall in love all the time.

>>153965319
that's beside the point. if this situation presents itself clearly you can make the girl fall in love with you and not just force her to have sex with you once. why wouldn't you play the long game and rip the bigger reward? to choose immediate satisfaction is a brainlet decision.

>>153969035
That's only a bad thing if that's what the OP is looking for. Not everyone wants some silly platonic relationship. People want to get physical right out the gate!

>>153969172
It all about odds, anon. The game of chance. Of course you try to get her to fall in love with you, not a guarantee. And let's say you do shoot for the long game and the chance never arrives? You die, she dies, you move, she moves, you find someone else, she finds someone else. Then you've wasted your time trying to achieve something you could have got from the start. Not weighing your odds is folly.

>>153969112
Yeah, I know you're probably right. I'm also the kind of person who can't just fall for someone from afar. I have to know them as a person, not just as an image in my head. But if I do meet someone who is willing to be with me, I think I'd fall for them. I don't care about any specific qualities they have, either. I guess I would just want a girl who would be willing to be with me anywhere, no matter where that was. I don't just idolize people and call that love, I'd have to like being with that person. It's also why I can't really into waifus. because it isn't complete. If I can't communicate with that person, I can't fall for them because I can't really "know" them. I know I'm a romantic fool, but I don't care.

>>153968310
Still at least 50 years away, anon. You'll have your gynoidfu when you're 70.

>>153961772
What in the fuck was wrong with him?!

>>153969789
That's alright, by the time I'm 70, people's lifespans will be twice as long, and youth can be bought for a cheap price.

>>153965319
Exactly the kind of argument some random loser on the internet would use to defend the fact that he is pure and "superior".

>>153969901
If you make it 70.

>>153969901
Hopefully we'll be able to buy new bodies by then

>>153970073
Nothing to defend and nothing pure or superior about. I'm human, humans do things that aren't always on the up and up, but it's still very much the normal human thing to do.

>>153961513
You wouldn't a zombie.
Unless you want to lose your dick.

>>153970137
We don't even have decent fuck dolls or Android sex bots yet. Spare bodies are a ways off. Like centuries.

>>153970238
She wasn't a zombie at the time when she said this. She was very much alive and didn't want MC telling people about her dad taking nudes pictures of her on her birthday.

>>153970137
We'll be fortunate to have a digital-neurological interface by then, if you ask me.

>>153970238
That's a risk some are willing to take.

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>>153967689
>Just don't have a disfigured face/teeth and you're good to go
>teeth
Ok, I guess I'm fucked then. It's ok, I was fine being a virgin till 26 anyways.

>>153971916
Tfw british.

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>>153961513

>>153971954
Murrican, actually. I just eat too many sweets and my dental hygiene habits got fucking ruined by braces in high school.

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>>153961513
Zombie is not for lewd. His cousin is for fucking but he bitched out.

>>153972171
Exactly! MC needs to get his priorities straight.

>>153972171
Oh the censorship.

>>153965376
I just run my hog up in there cold and fuck it til the friction warms it up, it's more rewarding that way>>153966769

>>153961513
What a shit-tastic ending.
Dammit, I would even bought the manga if it wasn't for that.

>>153974085
I've yet to watch a anime with an ending I liked.

>>153974641
I meant the manga, until a certain point when Rea eats Chihiro, but it was actualy his heart. What a put off as the continuation was unsatisfying
The anime ended mediocre like all adaptions of stuff still in the works.
The ending theme was memorable though

>>153961513
Not living his life correctly.

>>153974085
What happened at the end?

>>153975631
Chihiro is saved by Rea's father ( not sure if they asspulled this) they don't end up together and in the extra chapter are shown Chihiro and Wanko's grandnieces meeting Rea, her not aging anymore and is something akin to a sage
I'd rather had a grimmer ending.

>>153976317
So MC should have asked for sex while he had the chance?

>>153976986
At least, he should have done it at the end.
She will rot in the forest for the next hundred years all alone, losing everyone she knew.

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>>153961655
>not having a necrophilia fetish
Plebs on this board, I swear.