This is your second in command.
I never knew Jotaro x Koichi was THAT obvious
>>153816669
how did Diavolo become a boss if he's this clumsy?
What if Diavolo was toilet-trained but Doppio wasn't so Diavolo routinely had to give Doppio phone-instructions to try to avoid him shitting or pissing all over himself
post yfw davidpro skips part 5
>>153817674
>>153817589
Puberty
We live in a world where Jorge Joestar is translated. Rohan is getting an ova. & Part 5 is coming soon.
Just give me a DM Qs & a PHF ova & I'll finally feel good about myself.Jorge Joestar animated adaption when?
>>153818450
>spoiler
Hopefully never. I've spoken to Japs online about it and from what I've gathered it's fucking awful, the only redeeming factor is how it keeps managing to one up itself with the amount of bullshit it creates as it goes along, and it's incredibly poorly written and reads like a shitpost from a guy who hasn't actually read the series before. There's a reason the Japs don't talk about it, and soon we'll all be able to see exactly why for ourselves. I'm actually kind of excited purely for how bad it'll be tbqh, though I seriously hope it's never acknowledged by any other media at all ever.
>>153818450
When is the next JoJo event?
I know chances of part 5 being adapted are pretty good, but I'll rest easier once it's actually confirmed.
>>153818646
36 Kars on Mars
>>153818646
I like stories with a clusterfucks like that, and I am genuinely curious how bad can it go.
>>153818705
There aren't any on the horizon. If they decide to adapt GW in 39 episodes like DiU (most likely scenario) they'll try and get it to begin airing in April like DiU did so they might announce it at a similar time, which means October is the best bet if it airs in 2018. It's unlikely to air this year and if it does it'll only be like one cour this year and the other 2 next year. You don't really need to worry at all though, 3-4-5 is 'core' JJBA in Japland and the other two were adapted and the last adaptation did well financially so 5 getting adapted is practically guaranteed unless Warner goes bankrupt or something but that doesn't seem likely.
>>153818646
>Reads like a shitpost from a guy who hasn't actually read the series
You know, that is one of my major thoughts on it. Like the Passione boat scene was like someone just looked up the people on the wiki and tried to explain characters just from that.
I appreciate the "Just stick an o on an Italian word to make it a name" way of thinking though.
>>153818724
It's a disaster. Perhaps because English isn't my first language, I had to re-read several parts because I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
The down time chapters are all relatively okay and are comparatively sober
>>153818724
Same, and the Nips I spoke to agree that that's it's only draw but that if you like trainwrecks you'll get some enjoyment out of it but that's it's only good feature. I honestly hope it really is as awful as they say because that would just make the wait worthwhile. If it somehow manages to disappoint on that front then it'll be even better since it somehow managed to be even worse than the bottom of the barrel tripe we expected.
>>153818450
>wanting this animated
>>153819066
I can't believe Shueisha actually fucking published this shit and charged people money for it. I can't believe there's over 600 pages of this shit, plus illustrations.
>>153819066
What the fuck
>>153818724
Here's a link to translation if you'd like. Apparently there are spme typos so he's letting people review each chapter & fixing them once they point it out.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6rsd95Drd1mMEVkTFcwQ2JzMmM/view?usp=sharing
Also found a link to all the Illustrations made after the book.
They are quiteBizarre
http://j-books.shueisha.co.jp/pickup/vsjojo/maijo/01/
>>153819262
Like. Seriously Bizarre.
Joji likes pointing...alot.
>>153819066
>What is a joke?
>>153819066
Reminder that even the translator, who unironically defends Jorge Joestar as good, refused to adapt this shit and changed it so it came out of her back instead
>>153819262
They dont even look like jojo characters.
>>153818724
I love clusterfucks but Jorge Joestar is precisely the kind of forced "lel so randumb" shit that I find repugnant.
There are some pretty cool things in it but it's such a poorly written mess even as a parody it just doesn't really work.
I feel like it's going to be forgotten now that everyone sees it for how fucking bad it is and there is no longer any speculation. It's just going to be something we try to forget about like Eyes Of Heaven.
What's more OP, Man in the Mirror or Hanged Man?
>>153819691
Man in the Mirror, in that you can do literally nothing to stop him. Hanged man can at least be predicted.
>>153819523
Well it's not drawn by Araki. He only did the covers I think.
The writer did all the other illustrations.
I think this is the best rendition, & that's BECAUSE Araki drew it himself.
Still reading this though, but first Im gonna finish Part 5. Then PHF. So I'll be way behind, but I blame my college work & study schedule.
>>153817674REEEEEEEEEE
>>153816669
Threadly reminder of jotaro's mental disablities
>>153819895
But ??? he has ptsd ??? not autism ???Probably both desu
>>153819895
>Mental disability
>Probably in the top 5 smartest characters of the series
>>153819948
sperg?
>>153819948
>top 5 smartest characters of the series
>when Pucci, DIO, Bruno,Mista, Emporio, and Kars exist
>>153820016
>Emporio
Delet
>>153820064
no u
>>153820082
Jesus Christ i cant wait to see FLat Emporio animated
>>153820016
>Mista
Did that nigga ever get through a fight without getting hit by his own bullets?
>>153820116
Getting hit by your own Bullets is smart because you in theory have infinite ammo since it keeps coming back to you.
here's a summary to part 5cut off your hand to win
>>153819002
5 will probably do well enough to get part 6, but how the hell would a SO anime even do? I don't think we can expect adaptations of SBR or JJL.
Is Diavolo cute?
>>153820231
SO is gonna end up being a big hit in the west but fall flat in Japan
Go here
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/
Draw your favorite character in whichever processor
post results
>>153820231
Even if SO does well financially SBR and JJL are unlikely given that SBR sold less than SO at certain points and the magazine change killed a lot of interest initially until it was nearly finished and people got back into the series again and JJL is doing pretty well for a UJ series but still not on the levels 3-5 were. Plus trying to animate some of the shit in both of those Parts will be difficult in addition to SBR being pretty long and JoJolion likely being even longer when it's finished. SO isn't hated or anything it's just where popularity started dropping since Araki decided to just write whatever the fuck he wanted and not care about the demographic of the magazine he was publishing in, which carried over into SBR which finally found a good magazine for it and now JJL which is flourishing.
R8 my taste feggits
>>153820245
He's like a kid in a beefy body. I want to hug him
In what year will a SO anime be announced?
>>153820419
Late 2019 most likely.
>>153820419
At this rate, 2019 most likely to be aired 2020.
Or never.
>>153820419
Fuck that
When are we getting Steel Ball Run animated?
>>153820329
Has wall eyes gone too far this time?
>>153820272
I hope to God that WB sees it's good enough to keep funding it after SO then.
>>153820376
On one hand, SBR is my absolute favorite part by a notable margin but on the other it's the one I don't want to see animated, because even though I think DP have done a pretty solid job so far, there's just no way to animate SBR with their budget. It and JJL are the two most artistically beautiful and detailed parts, which is a big part of their appeal, but SBR particularly has a huge sense of speed and movement, which DP haven't been that good at due to the artstyles. I think they'd have to resort to shitty CGI for the horses, and since those are such a massive part of SBR it'll just look fucking awful. Especially since it's so long anyway.
I could see them stopping after Stone Ocean since it is pretty much the end of the storyline. I'd kill to see a proper adaptation of SBR and JJL though.
>>153820517
Probably 2021 or 2022. It's a ways off. I imagine VA will be 2018, SO will be late 2019 or early 2020, and SBR late 2021 or early 2022. JJL would probably be 2024 or 2025.
>>153820419
june 2017
>>153817674
>>153820329
>>153820016
> Emporio
Alpha as fuck but not particularly smart, just mature for his age.
>Mista
He never really did anything that smart, except for the way he did in white album which even then wasn't top tier clever or anything.
I'd probably replace them with Jolyne and Gappy, they're both creative as hell with their stands and the way they beat their enemies. Valentine's maybe a 6th place, nigga knew what to do with D4C.
Also you fags asking for a part 9 mexican JoJo luchador?
One problemIts live action
>>153820376
I almost think SBRs lack of popularity is why they'll animate it - sell a story that more appeals to westerners in a form that the west is more used to than manga. I'm a bit concerned though since the part 1 opening only shows part 6 and back.
>>153821189
>since the part 1 opening only shows part 6 and back.
It makes sense considering it's the OG Joestar bloodline, not the series as a whole. Even then, it's not like that's a confirmation that the parts will or won't be adapted.
>>153817645
Doppio is so pure he doesn't even know he has a dick.
>>153821189
There's a lot more difficulty in adapting SBR than anything prior though. And the series has almost zero actual official presence in English, not anywhere near enough to get them to animate something specifically for the Western fans that don't actually buy anything. And the story doesn't really appeal more to Westerners, plenty of Nips love it it was just read by less people for being in a less popular magazine. A lot of the overly 'American' stuff in it is parody or satire or done in a way that people of any cultre can understand, like Valentine's villainy and stuff.
>>153821147Fucking estrella platina
>>153821147
It doesn't necessarily have to be about wrestling
>>153821258
He knows he had one near his mouth and ass
>>153821300
Why would it be so hard to animate? Is it all the horses or something, cause I can't really see how. I am retarded though so bear that in mind. I see your point on its lack of popularity but wouldn't that encourage them to animate it then? The audience would have liked it they just didn't have the best delivery method, an anime would fix that.
>>153821300
>Valentine
>villainy
>>153819737
Even arakis cover has them looking like generic anime characters. They shouldve imitated the late part 2 artstyle if its about josephs father. Or part 8 if its alt universe bullshit. God the whole thing looks and sounds like a retarded mess.
>>153821147
Shit Id enjoy something like that. Or how about a james bond jojo?
>>153821480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iefdBDWPMVsI thought he was bullshitting about that image
I would love to see a James Bond jojoBut op shizuka invisibility isnt a thing anymore so there needs to be a new ability for it
>>153821422
The horses is a big one, but also because it's the one part ENTIRELY focused on movement. Every scene is pretty much a movement, it's just a whole lot of work to actually animate and they'd either have to cut some major corners with the art style to make it simple enough to animate in a sane amount of time, or use shitty CGI for much of it to save a little on the budget where possible. The other parts all have a whole lot of movement, too, but SBR is all about an actual race so nearly every moment has significant amounts of movement, especially with the horses. Can't just hold a frame for 3-5 seconds or keep everyone standing still.
>>153819737
Is it really Araki's style? It doesn't look like it at all to be honest
>>153821522
I see your point but surely by the time it comes to animate it then animation quality will have improved enough to do it. If not it could be like the 90s berzerk anime, not really got the necessary resources but it's animated in such a way to make it work.
Actually could they do SBR as movies? Not live action but with a movie's budget it would probably be doable, at least if it's a series.
>>153821521
Son of a bitch is posing every step
Mexico read the manga before most people here who shit post
What
>>153821632
It would be like 10-12 movies, it's a very very long part.
>>153821632
>by the time it comes to animate it then animation quality will have improved enough to do it
what did he mean by this?
>>153820329
I don't even know what it's supposed to be
but it looks like it has a bowtie
>>153821189
Arigato, Gyro
>>153821632
>Actually could they do SBR as movies? Not live action but with a movie's budget it would probably be doable, at least if it's a series.
A movie would have more budget, but less run time
and SBR is really, REALLY long
>>153821683
CGI quality. There's a world of difference between CGI of 2007 and of 2017.
>>153821711
We need to take the meme deeper anon
I want to BE Jolyne Cujoh!
>>153821933
you vs the girl he tells you not worry about
>>153821954
Why?
>>153821859
There goes Dio, fusing animals againbut can we go even deeper?
>>153821954
I want jolyne to make me cry. Whether she beats me or says something mean.
>>153821991
>not wanting to be the cutest cutie in the world
wow are you gay or something?
>>153821954
I want to hold hands with jolyne
>>153821189
Arigato, Gyro
>>153821954
I want to be Jolyne's wife (male)!
>>153821954
i want tohugjolyne
>>153822030DEEPER
>>153816669
Metallica vs King Crimson
best fight in jojo part 5
>>153822271
I want jolyne tocuck me
>>153822501
Fuck off
>>153820405
Alright taste but those least liked make you a big old faggot
>>153822422
why do people like king crimson vs metallica? literally diavolo jobbing
>>153821954
>Cujoh
Which JoJo would be the hottest if they were all grills?
who was your favorite character of season 4, Diamond is unbreakable?
I really liked Yoshikage Kira and his stand, Deadly Queen
>>153822658giorno
>>153822658
>Look exactly the same just with tits
This is the shittiest R63
>>153822625
D E E P E R
SENPAI
>>153822658
Trash.
>>153822707
Are there any male characters who would actually look the same or similar as a girl?
>>153822658
if Part 8 Josuke has 4 balls
What would the rule 63 version be like?
>>153822625
DON'T STOP NOW
THIS IS HOW WE WILL REACH HEAVEN
>>153822850
Most of the Part 5 cast, Bruno especially
>>153822509
Im kidding you faggot.
>>153822850
Yotsuyu and Hot Pants.
>>153822859
4 ovaries
>>153822919
Yotsuyu confuses me
In a good way
And in a bad way
>>153822919
Why does Damo associate himself with a pretty boy like Yotsuyu?
Does he fuck him?
>>153822988
>Tfw you have no rock cock so you will always be a bottom
>>153822988
They bonded through their mutual love of torture.
>>153821189
Arigato, Gyro
>>153822859
Seven Vagánias
>>153822988
You have to stick with your rock bros
>>153822625
I think... I see something now
I just read Jorge
It's a irredeemable, ridiculous clusterfuck, which butchers the canon and a lot of the characters, but ends up somehow enjoyable in its sheer retardationJoji best Jojo
>>153823251
you must go deeper
embrace your morbid curiosity and see just how far this will go
>>153820245
i want him to fuck my ass while i fuck doppio. no homo
>>153823423
How would that be possible?
>>153823497
easy, i just have to also be insane
>>153823251
Is that a face in there?
>>153823291
Someone is actually using my ms paint Polnareff
Holy fuck
>>153822859
https://youtu.be/U4pZAsSnW-o
>>153821933
BOTH ARE CUTE
>>153822713
>>153822859
>>153819066
>not wanting this animated
>>153824442
what is the strongest stand, and why is itstar platinumthe worldrequiemover heaven?
>>153824442
Anon we need to go deeper
Deep enough till that image becomes real
>>153824557
>>153824708
W-whats gonna happen if we get to heabun anon..
>>153824708
Do it faggot
End us
End everything
>>153818450
In Jorge,Reimi literally had a stand arrow stored in her ass and shits it out in a sexual manner
>>153824867
So black censorshiptoo lewd anon
>>153825224
speeeEEEeeedwaggONNN
>>153817674
>never get to experience Trish boobs
>why even live?
>>153825224
Yes i'm sure it's starting to resemble something...
Could it be... Speedwagon's Stand?
>>153825224Faster
>>153826061
Haven't been here for a year
Has the colored translation of VA finished yet?
>>153826139
n-nani????
>>153826233
>that image
Destroy yourself
>>153826139
Rasen kaidan
Kabutomushi
Haikyo no machi
Ichijiku no taruto
Kabutomushi
Dororōsa e no michi
Kabutomushi
Tokuiten
Jotto
Enjeru
Ajisai
Kabutomushi
Tokuiten
Himitsu no Kōtei
>>153826442
>>153826139
Stop
delet
>wake up
>check to see if They Called Him Diavolo has been retranslated
>it hasn't
>go back to sleep
Which is the bigger asspull?
>>153826944
MiH punching Emporio just right so Emporio could gain Weather Report
>>153826944
At least its explained how to get GER
Need this
Get this from arrow
Done
Same type of stand is horseshit
Does that mean Hanged man can defeat Man in the Mirror since theyre both in Mirrors?
Or Yellow temperance can beat Cinderella or Khunm because they can change faces
Maybe fucking Boingo can defeat Rohan cause Muh Manga standos
Fuck off with that same type bullshit
This is even more horse shit though>>153827053
>>153826442
>>153826605
>>153826944
Neither are.
Use your brain.
Finally caught up to the manga, and my favourite scene so far is Josefumi fucking those 2 rockbros up.
>>153827542
FUCK
>>153827655
>gapp caving in an old hag's face with a shovel
>not the best scene
frick off
>>153827655
how much did you love pic related
>>153827807
I wonder
>>153827542
ENOUGH
>>153827896
>>153827807
Perfecto
>>153827967
>>153827926
>Just wanted to make a doodle of Speedwagon
>Anons somehow use it to reach heaven
I don't know how to feel about this
It feels good
but perhaps it was a mistake
>>153826944
Ger was not even an asspull hoe
>>153827926
>>153828028
We've come full circle now.
Welcome to the new universe
>>153828076
>People still don't get Stardust Crusaders/Heritage for the Future
>>153828028
Mortals are not allowed to see the face of 'God'.
Thats what Dio was trying to teach us all along.
We would go mad before we could comprehend what we are witnessing is 'God'.
And so.
If a mortal cannot lay eyes on 'God'.
Then a mortal needs to become 'God'.
But.
That mortal can never see his own face.
How does he truly know he is 'God'.Yall niggas beleive in gravity?
>>153828081
Arigato....DIO...
>>153827967
>>153828010
Why do I feel an urge to lewd the big sexy?
>>153827896
>>153828225
He's the male version of 'healthy'
>>153828225
Cause he'll melt yo puss or crack-yo-peen
How many Parts do you think Araki will ultimately complete before the end?
>>153828449
Early-mid part 9 with Sebastian
>>153828449
9
>dio trilogy
>arrow trilogy
>corpse parts trilogy
>>153828449
He'll do 10, and the final part will have all the previous MC JoJo's as the crew,
>>153828544
t. EoH fan
>>153828565
If that was true, I would have said that Jotaro is the MC of the crew.
>>153828544
9 parts, and the 9th part will have fully matured boss GioGio as it's protagonist
What's the chance of JoJo getting a female main villain?
>>153828592
Oh fuck caught me in my own fuck trap fucking fucksorry senpai
>>153828692
If its not kaato now never
>>153828692
the future is now, anon
>Implying JoJo will ever end
>>153828592
Did it bother anyone else how the entire game only served to wank Jotaro into oblivion while everyone else was just kinda there?
reminder the manga is shit and reading is for nerds
>>153828544
as intersting as it would be to see all of the characters in the series interacting with each other, the most appealing thing about the world of jojo is the idea of a legacy story where the characters don't know each other and aren't even aware of their fated bloodline despite the fact that we, as the readers, do.
something like what araki said
>Jotaro Kujo, protagonist of part three “Stardust Crusaders”, sets off for his journey accepting the bond that connects him to his grandfather and his grandfather’s great-grandfather (Jonathan’s father).
>There are six generations between them. In this case I can say that Dio Brando, the enemy, represents both destiny and fate. I don’t think there’s anyone who can assert they know anything about an ancestor from six generations previous.
>From his point of view Jotaro completely ignores if his ancestor was someone who did good things or, rather, someone who made wrong choices. He just takes upon himself that blood bond that connects them, considering it an honor even!
>>153828692
Never. Araki probably wouldn't even be able to give a female one of his main villain deaths.
>>153828794
Nope. EoH has good taste and knows Jotaro is best JoJo.
>>153817863
Wow, someone saved my shitty drawing
>>153828794
Thay's really just one part of the bigger problem, which is that tons of dialogue and scenarios were repurposed from the manga. If you're gonna do a crossover you might as well get creative and embrace it for the dumb nonsense it's bound to be.
>>153828154
DIO...
>>153828747
>implying he won't be run over by a car in a hit and run in a few days.
>>153828874
Uh...
>>153828888
Quads confirm.
>>153828874
Whay about Scarlet's death? That was quite gruesome and she wasn't even a stand user.
>>153817674
>when they animate 5, skip 6 and do 7
>>153828980
you know once araki "dies", he will keep ghostwriting jojo from his mansion in egypt
>keep getting calls from florida
fuck off jolyne
>>153829066
please delet this
i am already depressed enough
>>153827542
>>153827926
So we reached Heaven...
Amazingbut can we go OVER HEAVEN?
what if jojolion doesnt have a main villain
>>153829629
>>153829629
It wasgappy the whole time.
>>153826944
Are you stupid? Jotaro's time stop is foreshadowed.
>>153826944
neither are asspulls and you're a speedreadtard
>>153829706
Not that guy, but no, it really wasn't. Just saying "muh stand is the same type as urs XD" is not good foreshadowing.
>>153829732
>meh GER is unstoppable ! ! ! so lucky ! ! ! no asspull here my gangstars!
the ending to part 5 was the most disappointing thing I have ever read. the assassin build up was amazing imo but then when they got to the end boss it just ended so quickly and it felt so empty.
like how when a eunuch reaches his climax but can't reach the peak since he has no balls.
>>153828794
It's not like Jotaro doesn't deserve a special role compared to the other JoJos if they are going to do a massive crossover with DIO as the villain (which apparently was Araki's suggestion even though I don't have a translated source right now).
Besides the poster boy of the franchise he does have a huge claim to the spotlight because of his role in the parts he's in.
What bothered me was that it was only Jotaro and absolutely no one else. All the other JoJos were secondary characters. Characters like Gappy or Joseph were no more important to the game's story than Hol Horse was.
On the opposite side, I'm close to finishing Jorge Joestar (on Chapter 15 right now) and it did bother me that Jotaro has not been mentioned once in any way whatsoever. It's like he didn't exist. Even Johnny was mentioned once by Valentine.
Although I guess I should be grateful Jotaro got spared from the monstrosity that is Jorge Joestar.
>>153820016
>No Joseph
When Araki himself says that he could beat DIO's timestop in his prime...
>>153830051
i never said i liked GER, i thought it was pretty underwhelming, but asspull =/= thing i don't like, it was well established that the one to get the arrow was going to be the winner, it wasn't an asspull in any way
>>153830166
>When Araki himself says that he could beat DIO's timestop in his prime..
>>153830166
>in his prime
>when he had no stand
>when the world is a stand
>and he can't see it
sounds like retardery to me
>>153830276
>your next line will be... THE WORLD
>dies anyways
Pretty much.
>>153828922
>If you're gonna do a crossover you might as well get creative and embrace it for the dumb nonsense it's bound to be.
I agree but that's how an abomination like Jorge Joestar happens.
I feel like if there even is another massive Jojo crossover it should try and find that middle ground between being faithful to the characters and stories but also going for off-the-wall crazy shit and fun interactions (something neither EOH nor Jorge have)
I like jo
>>153830545
But do you like OJOJ?
What about JJ?
OO
>>153821954
I want to be tied to a dolphin by jolyne's stand and survive the end of the universe so that I can use an autistic dead guy's stand to kill his gay priest brother by making him OD on oxygen
>>153830276
>Dio is a vampire
>Joseph has hamon
>Dio can't attack Joseph if he covers body with hamon
>Joseph allah ackbars into Dio and wins
>Joseph always wins despite everything
>Thinking he cant be DIO due to his master bullshitery
Oi im lafin
>>153830723
i always knew rohan was a shitposter
>>153830771
> forgetting about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y459IvS4wVk
>>153830771
>implying DIO doesnt send 20 air raids of knives during itmestop at joseph
>implying DIO doesnt send 20 egyptian bitches at joseph during timestop
>implying Joseph has enough plot armor to defeat the Mac Daddy DIO and his Giant Banana Armor Super Buddy, The Globe
>>153821954
I want to BE Jolyne so I canfuck her dad!
>>153830723
>>153830723
They butchered it.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6rsd95Drd1mMEVkTFcwQ2JzMmM/view
Somebody somewhere sat down, looked at this, and said: "This seems like a piece of literature people will enjoy, I hope fans will like it as much as they like the hit manga series Jojo's Bizzare Adventure."
FUCKING WHY.
>>153830999
Wait, are the bottom two on the left photoshopped or real?
please tell me that they did not use that shitty rectangle face.
>>153830999
>>153830999
FUCK I REMEMBER KIRAS JADED ASS FACE IN THAT EPISODE
>>153830999
That episode had the worst quality.
>>153830723
>>153830999
>>153831040
>666 pages
>>153831040
>Not recognizing Horhe Josúta as the pinnacle of literature that is is
TRASH
>>153824538
Wrong. It's actuallyStar Platinum: The World Requiem Over Heaven:Bites The Dust
>>153831201
>>153824538
You are both wrong. there is literally no equal to pic related.
https://youtu.be/8nQGNzrplZA?t=48m19s
Is he right, Jojofags?
Does Jojo suck ass?
>>153831279
>Jojofags?
opinion discarded
Would the Pillar Men be invincible with Stands?
>>153827398
>Does that mean Hanged man can defeat Man in the Mirror since theyre both in Mirrors?
>Or Yellow temperance can beat Cinderella or Khunm because they can change faces
>Maybe fucking Boingo can defeat Rohan cause Muh Manga standos
>Fuck off with that same type bullshit
Literally none of those are the same type of stand.doesn't mean that "seemu taipu obu sutando" wasn't a bullshit asspull though
>>153830999
This seriously looks like it's been through a couple rounds of ContentAwareSatan already
>>153831441
>This seriously looks like it's been through a couple rounds of ContentAwareSatan already
>>153830999
>people still defend anime Shinobu
sad tbqh
>>153831553
>Cherrypicking one scene that got fixed
>>153831553
>people still LIKE shinobu
Sad tbqh
Shinobu is the best jojo girl
>>153817674
I'm getting sick of this exact post immediately after each part ends
>>153830879
>Implying Old Jospeh wasn't nerfed to the ground by Araki because he was to broken in Part 2 to be allowed to do his shit in Part 3
Its like how they nerfed Jotaro in part 4 and 6.
If it was young joseph from part 2 DIO would be fucked
>>153831666
fuck off satan
>>153831666
Nice try Satan. back to the Fiery Gulag with you
>>153831711
>nerfed
>>>/v/
>>153822608
Because Diavolo was always a faggot where as Risotto should've been the final boss
>>153831666
I agree.
>>153831727
>>153831763
no, go crucify yourself.
>>153831666
delet
>>153831812
BEGONE THOT
>>153831802
Risotto basically killed all of his so called friends though.
>>153831666
i can agree with satan over here just don't curse me with demon majicks
>>153830999
>>153830723
Hey, it's good that they changed it though, right? At least now those episodes will look passable.
Though I'm still a bit upset some of the antics got cut.
>>153831802
It would have been cool if Giorno and the other teamed up with the assassins to take down their boss. I doubt Diavolo would have an easy time.
>>153831802
Did Risotto even have any characterization?
>>153831841
your meaningless prayers only fuel my lust, my four balls are already primed, ready to load.
Why didn't Jotaro ever use Star Finger again?
>>153832006
Doc, PLEASE, calm down
>>153831973
We know more about him than any other La Squadra member
>>153831666
Satan is always right.
NO. IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
>>153821357
Dorada Expirienza Requiem
>>153830108
Nah, Jotaro was mentioned once. It was Josuke and Jolyne that both escaped the wrath of 36 universal resets.
>>153832596
>>153832596
delet this
Post edits of king crimson.
>>153831812
>>153826944
I always thought that the world gave him the power of every joestar stand. That would explain why he could use hermit purple and stop time.
Post best boy.
>>153832913
Would Doppio sperg out if the Boss touched him?
>>153832052
Because SC is S-H-I-T
>>153832913
that's not diego
Burger King Russia says hello (ye it's official) :^)
>>153831711
>Joseph uses several tricks, plenty of them with ropes, to beat some of the most powerful beings in the world
>Gets a stand that's a psychic rope
>Can't do shit with it
Hate to admit it, but old Josephu's shit
>>153817674
i will literally shit blood
i will never not be angry
i will be rage incarnate
>>153833012
He doesn't even react when Diavolo literally flirts with him on the phone.
I just finished part 5.
I'm thinking about skipping ahead and reading 7 and however much of 8 is out before I read 6, is that a good idea at all?
>>153833082
Requesting Burger King Crimson
>>153832971
i love this, don't stop posting
>>153833082
>not Part 8 Gappy singing about fries and chicken
>>153833333
quints demand it
>>153823251
The one on the right looks like a mix between the photo of Dio's Back and Made in Heaven.
>>153830800
>implying jolyne isnt one of the worst jojos
>implying NUT is bad
>implying part 5 crew is bad
>implying part 6 is good
>implying beach boy isnt best stand in part 5
>nigger
>>153833496
>implying jolyne isnt one of the worst jojos
stopped reading there
>>153833333
>quints
oh shit, let me spend 8000 hrs in paint real quick
>>153833431
well...
>>153831802
diavolo a best
risotto is just the same as any other edgy cool guy
>>153833564
>>153829629
What if jouske just explains the situation to joubin? What if the main villain comes out of left field and shocks everyone?
>>153833582
>risotto
>edgy
>>153833640
okay edgy was the wrong word but rather he is just the "im silent deadly and calculating" archetype that is literally in every anime ever
>>153832971
It feels like I'm watching Josuke getting raped.
>classmate sees it
>"Kill la Kill heheh"
Here's female Jotaro.
Should I change anything? Does she have a man face?
>>153833564
Are Nutman posters the most intelligent in these threads?
>>153830723
>>153830999
Wait, what's going on here, they didn't change it? Those are just some fan edits or what?
>>153833744
Which is the thing. Risotto isn't the main villain so he ends up fitting that category more
What makes him stick out at all is the fact his one an only fight was nearly fucking the Boss up
>>153833822
Joshuuposters are just a tryhard and less funny version of Damoposters.
>>153833640
How did Diavolo torture this guy? I thought he hated Cioccolata for doing the same.
>>153833914
>t.Damoposter
This is 100% accurate.
>>153833978
It's the truth, you know.
>>153833914
Damoposters were just a poor mans Pucciposters
>>153834027
switch Johnny and Jotaro and your golden
>>153834027
>Leaving out Jolyne
>Giorno that high
>Jotaro that high
100% shit
>>153833082
>>153833333
Okay so back to my PC
>>153834063
Not at all. They didn't overstay their welcome, for one thing.
>>153834027
God I am so tired of these generals. Every thread has retards like you with their shit taste.
Where did it go wrong?
>>153834147
>In the Food Court of the CRIMSON KING™
>>153834027
It's accurate if you inverse it and switch Giorno and Gappy.
>>153833976
They violated a rule of the gang and got punished for it.
Also Diavolo's paranoia got TRIGGERED and Cioccolata tortured patients who trusted him because he got sexual pleasure out of it.
>>153834027
pff
>>153834194
t. Josephfag
>>153833761
Thats Koichi you dumb fuck
stop pretending that gappy is a good character
>>153834288
Accurate
>>153834322
Explain how Gappy is not a good character without meme words.
What's your favorite stand? Ability-wise?
>>153834322
This, part 8 is good but that's in spite of him, not because of him. Kira and Josefumi were better separate.
>>153833827
Please reply, what is this bullshit.
>>153833791
She's got a bit of a masculine jawline. I'd keep the features the same though, thick eyebrows are important for Jotaro's character-design.
>>153834289
Did I say its because of joseph? No.
You have Shit taste and are a retard to boot. You are whats wrong with these generals.
>>153834405
have you never seen an anime bd?
>>153833791
>no hat
>>153834027
Switch Joseph and Giorno, and Josuke and Jotaro and it's perfect.
>>153830771
you literally have not read or watched part 3, get the fuck out retard
>>153834288
Again
>Young Joseph better than Old
>>153834288
Seems like a pretty safe /a/ approved opinion :^)
>>153834415
Sorry I ranked your fave character last.
>>153834426
No, I mean are the BDs in this case unchanged and some guy then did an edit in a few minutes to show how much better it could look?
>>153834498
the changes you see are in the BDs themselves
>>153834359
stone free
>>153834437
I asked what the fuck I was supposed to do about the hat but nobody answered. I don't think girls' uniforms include hats either.
>>153834414
>She's got a bit of a masculine jawline
Fug
But thanks for the feedback
>>153834494
Heres your last (You) child.
>>153833082
>>153833564
>>153834147
what coupon is that?
>>153834541
If that's the case, then good. I just thought the filename of the videos below suggested that they were the BDs.
>>153834359
>Ability-wise
Stone Free
>Design-wise
D4C
>>153830771
>>153830904
>DIO goes to drain Joseph's blood
>Joseph was waiting for this moment to unleash his last and strongest attack
>HAMON PIGEON
>>153834574
>I don't think girls' uniforms include hats either.
It's still Jotaro
Do you think they would give a fuck?
>>153833333
ok quints master im on it
>>153834490
dementia creeps up onto you
We need to purge these generals. The shitposting, memes and shit taste needs to end. Theres also too many femanons here.
>>153834791
Is there a reason you keep posting about "PURGE THE GENERALS REEEEEEEEE" every 5 or six posts like they matter?
Just curious
>>153834791
You need to go back.
>>153834791
>>153834791
>purging femanons
you fuckin gay?
>>153834791
You know you're not the first one to say that.Femanons are degenerate though. Why can't they like a nice boy like Josuke?
>>153833867
having a specific "category" of a main villian is so retarded, diavolo is so much more interesting than risotto.
>>153834233
t. shit taste
>>153834911
Name 1 interesting thing about Diacuck
>>153834446
switch ur shit taste with good taste
and its perfect
>>153834969
his muscles
his hair
his eyes
oh you said one thing
>>153834969
Split personality isnt just some eyechange cop out, its another person.goes to ridiculous lengths to hide his identity, an example of this is when it took him less than 5 seconds to evacuate and clean out a hotel room while the cleaning lady was about to open the door
So how is Jorge Joestar?
>>153834288
actually kill yourself
>>153834969
his split personality disorder
the fantastic design
his cool contrast between doppio and diavolo
his stand
his incredible reveal
everytime hes on screen he gets shit done or donuts one main character
hes the most intimidating main villian in the show, and has so much presence on screen when hes there, all the while looking like a tweaked up coke addict who hasnt left his house since the sixites.
need more?
Would Doppio have a mental breakdown if he found out he was Bossu, or would he be happy?
>>153835071
Sometimes genuinely interesting and entertaining, but also reeks of fanfic retardedness and takes the "Bizarre" title way too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNJ00iAZ7I
What ever happened to BD comparison anon?
>>153835123
>Part 5
>On screen
>the show
>>153834841
You fucker, especially you, should be one of the first to go.
>>153834847
Fuck off you impotent little shit.
>>153834850
Do you actually expect to get any pussy from the femanons here? And even if you did, do you really think anyone who browses /a/ is sexually attractive?
>>153834839
Yes these threads need to go. I am tired of dealing with the asinine bullcrap in jojo generals when I want to discuss the series.
>>153835237
think hes working on Phantom Blood and BT
>>153821189
Arigato, Gyro
reminder not to reply to the attention whore
>>153820329
bretty gool
>>153835273
He hasn't updated anything in weeks though.
>>153835238
i think i got a mental breakdown when part 5 wasnt announced in great festival so i desillusion myself to believe its already out
>>153835268
>I am tired of dealing with the asinine bullcrap in jojo generals when I want to discuss the series.
We still discuss the fucking series ya god damned baby. if your are that tiled by goddamn memes and shit just fuck off to reddit
>>153834121
>Leaving out Jolyne
I got you senpai.
>>153834705
If I nobody else says anything I'll give her the hat.
>>153835268
>needing pussy
>not reaching climax just from knowing the girls might interact with you even by indirectly replying
get enlightened then come talk to me
>>153830108
>It's not like Jotaro doesn't deserve a special role compared to the other JoJos if they are going to do a massive crossover with DIO as the villain
he had more of a role than fucking jonathan
>>153835123
>his incredible reveal
What was so impressive about his reveal? Dropping Doppio for someone with even less screentime didn't do much for me
>>153835432
>screentime
You're supposed to call out his memeword shit, not roll with it
>>153820329
>>153835365
>DIO not dio brando
no shit faggot
>lucky star
>not the pinnacle of anime comedy
Choose one and only one.
>>153835470
i want to see you do more art
>>153835542
the sad part is i was using an actual picture as a reference
>>153835503
They're the same person diggity dawg
The name DIO is significant because it was DIO becoming his ideal self so it takes the capitalization JOJO always took.
>>153835535
Wrong thread, buddy.
>>153835568
>DIO and Dio brando are the same person
I never thought i would see the day
>>153834359
>D4C is supposed to be a close range stand
>Somehow loses to Scary Monsters who has shittier stats than it at close range
Araki, why
Scary monsters is already completely broken, since you have a stand that can self replicate dinosaurs forever
>Infect a bunch a mosquitos
>Mosquitos infect humans, other animals, etc
>Giant army of dinosaurs that obey your whim and infect even more people
Like shit is diego retarded or something? He doesnt even realize he didnt kill the president and got cut in half for nothing.
>>153835567
dont take this as an insult but you have great shitposting potential
I want Giorno to shit in my mouth
Post daddies.
>>153835619
I want Giorno to shit in your mouthand turn it into a piranha which devours your organs
>>153835661
>>153835597
They are, literally the same person.
What the fuck kind of retarded meme is this?
>>153835661
Wow, that's a god-tier Oldseph
>>153835728
oh shit muh dick
>>153835728
MUH
>>153820329
>>153835690
Could Giorno turn the shit in his bowels into like slugs and worms and stuff so he keeps his anal tightness?
>>153835728
that instantly made my boipucci wet.
>>153835728
>>153835847
i would like one cookie please.
>>153835847
how about two watermelons?
>>153835873
>>153835889
>>153835661
>>153835364
I bet you have a cuck fetish too you loser.
>>153836048
>doppio likes kids
>diavolo hates kids
what went wrong?
>>153833333
here you go anon
If we assume Death 13 had a competent user and actually used the oppritunities provided to kill their opponents, is it the strongest stand? Everyone has to sleep eventually and it's pretty much an instakill.
>>153835661
dumping all my dad Josephs
>>153835160
But he isn't the boss
how does this work
>>153836111
Fuckin' thanks anon, you deserve those trips
>>153836117
If you fall asleep with your stand out Death 13 is fucked
>>153836111
>Trips
>>153836148
He's using the steel ball to activate D4C's ability
>>153835071
Genuinely repugnant.
There are some interesting things but it's so fucking bad, jesus.
I can't even tell if the author is legitimately a terrible writer shoving all of his autism and Part 2 wankery into a half assed attempt to "fix" Jojo, or if he didn't even read the series and decided to make one giant ironic shitpost and force as much bizarre randumb shit as he could.
Either way it's been mostly terrible but I want to see how this trainwreck unfolds in the last chapters
>>153836006
>>153836035
>>153835661
>>153836129
>>153836006
>>153836035
Does this come with any milk?
>>153836111
Would part 5 had been godtier if it was trying to evict Diavolo from The Local Italian BK for not paying his employees?
>>153836235
>>153836197
> not being smart enough to appreciate good literature
>>153836267
>>153835661
Look at my great meme :D
Post characters who didn't pay child support.
>>153836413
>>153835661
>>153836460
>>153836460
>he will never make you a single mother
why live?
>>153836453
holy shit this is terrifying
>>153836453
that shit is magic
>>153836497
>>153836460
>>153835661
>>153835732
probably a reference to how in jorge joestar the DIO from part 3 is an imposter and the real Dio is the saint from part 7
or so i've heard
>>153836460
>>153836460
>>153836558
>>153835661
>>153836593
>>153835661
>>153836638
>>153835661
>>153836561
yuck
>>153836709
>>153835661
>>153836737
for some reason this being not in chronological order triggers me.
>>153836497
>Bubbles
>SHIZAAAAAA intensifies
what you can tell about a person based on their favourite part
>part 1
>likes moral heroes and probably believes morality is very important
>part 2
>probably the coolest guy you'll ever meet, at first you will think he's operating on a low level of irony but really he's operating on the highest level of irony to the point where he pretends to be operating on a low level of irony ironic all. probably has an IQ of 180
>part 3
>either a shonen fan or someone who finds laughing at people with autism funny, either way a pretty humble and laid back dude
>part 4
>probably the guy with the best taste in anime and manga, if you ever need something to read/watch ask this guy
>part 5
whether it's mild or severe, this person has autism
>part 6
either that guy who always picks a girl character, that guy who watches BLACKED or both
>part 7
>the guy who thinks the best part is the part that is written the best with the least plot holes rather than the part that has the best memes
>part 8
probably a "the newest is the best" kind of person though more likely they're just a massive contrarian
We Joseph posting?
>>153836834
You're pretty shit at this.
>>153836834
You've wasted your time.
>>153836834
what you can mostly tell by a person who makes bloated shitty post like this is
>they
>have
>autism
>>153836834
>part 5
>whether it's mild or severe, this person has autism
go toheck
>>153836834
You're not even trying.
>>153836876
yes plz
Where did this "Jotaro has autism" meme come from? He's clearly just a product of his time; cut from the same cloth as Clint Eastwood and Kenshiro. He's a pretty common character archetype.
>>153837134
>implying Kenshiro isn't autistic
>>153837132
>>153835661
>>153837134
>Where did this "Jotaro has autism" meme come from
Well, it's just that, a meme. It's a joke.
>>153837134
just read the manga, you'll come to the co conclusion he has autism.
>>153837134
Readers projecting onto Jotaro.
>>153837134
Mostly just a case of memes going too far, but Araki did once say Jotaro had a hard time communicating with others because he always assumed they already knew how he was feeling.
>>153836834
>I love part 6
>I also watch BLACKED videos
What does this mean?
>>153837229
>>153835661
here's the dad
>>153837237
You need to reevaluate your life choices
>>153837134
Why do people keep comparing jotaro to clint eastwood and kenshiro. Jotaro isnt really badass. Not like the man with no name. Sure he does the whole stoic warrior thing but hes pretty shit at it and tries too hard to be cool and the whole punk delinquent thing was stupid.
>Joseph will never be your grandfather
>>153837318
what a fresh and compelling opinion young adult male from america please go on
>>153837303
I love part 6 though. Why should that change?
>>153837347
That isn't what I'm saying
>>153837134
1. clint eastwood characters are often called autistic to the point where people ask if clint eastwood himself is autistic
2. everything jotaro says and the way he acts has undertones of autism, he has an autistic perspective of what is "cool" and "natrual" behavior. while giorino is a extreamly cool and overall a mary sue, jotaro himself escapes this by seeming uncool just as a result of him seeming like he's actively trying to be cool so much.
3. the japanese are by far the most autistic nation of people on the face of the earth with very little compertion with the UK draging far behind in 2nd place. so natrually a character written to pander to the japanese audience is going to act autistic.
Havent been here in a while, what happened with the arcade game?
/A/, who is your fav VA character and why?
>>153837344
Oh look irony. How cute. Part 3 jotaro sucked. Stop trying to justify your love for him by comparing him to clint.
>>153837364
Can you imagine sounding this fucking retarded while trying to sound well-informed and smart?
>>153820016
>DIO
>smart
LOL
>>153837318
>Why do people keep comparing jotaro to clint eastwood and kenshiro.
Because those were inspirations for his character, you retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCKAj-f0BA
Jojo has gone too far please end this now.
>>153837360
But those videos are hot anon.
>>153837392
oh man, what a great post
I'm convinced
>Stop trying to justify your love for him by comparing him to clint.
I didn't make the comparison, Araki did. I really wish you
>Jojo fans
would kill yourselves until I'm actually only talking to fans and not dumb little cuckboy bitches.
>>153837386
bruno because he gives me a heart boner
>>153837423
Reevaluate.
>>153837280
oops I think that's all
So was the arcade game ever done?
>>153837395
I'm sorry smart people make you feel uncomfortable famalam
>>153837405
True but hes not as cool as clints stoic characters. Hes more like a guy who tries to imitate them and ends up looking autistic instead.
>>153837364
>This entire post
This is what real autism looks like.
>>153837452
nah, retards do though.
Which is why your posts make me feel so triggered. You are violently retarded and I feel unsafe.
Are there any shitty fan animation of jojo characters out there that actually aren't all that shitty? I'm thinking something like a jojo equivalent of lullaby for the gods
>>153837452
>replying to a persistent retard
>>153837469
I'm really glad you're revealing your mental problems to all of us.
>>153837134
he's a product of his time, but he's existing in another time now. he's an odd one out.
>>153837471
I took inspiration from the topic.
>>153837445
Now anon theres nothing wrong with a little appreciation for black cock. My life is fine thank you.
>>153837191
Jesus Christ, that's cancerous as fuck. Whoever made that image might actually be autistic.
>>153837506
but you just did reply to a persistent retard, anon
dont be a hypocrite
>>153837525
dont be modest, that all came off extremely original and self-founded.
you should be proud, maybe
>>153837506
>repling to the wrong post
>calling someone retarded
was attaining such a pure form of irony part of your plan?
>>153837528
>>153837507
Are jotarofags this dense?
>>153837469
Shitposting memes are one thing, but actually believing them makes you a genuine retard.
>>153837528
>>153837583
dude, don't throw your temper tantrum in here plz
>>153837568
Im sorry I like what I like. Im looking at some right now.
>>153837134
Considering all the terrible, bland-ass jokes people spam every thread, do you really have to ask?
>>153837562
where did you get that i replied to the wrong post?
What the fuck happened here?
>>153837597
>>153837607
What fucking memes? Its obvious araki tried to make him like clint but failed to actually capture what made clints characters cool. Are you actually going to argue or keep talking like a retard?
So is it just a meme or is it something people actually think is true
http://www.strawpoll.me/12404294
>>153837658
It was more of a hope that you were pretending to be retarded.
>>153837658
She was hit in the head with a frying pan a few times.
>>153837675
this is a
*NO TEMPER TANTRUM ZONE*
>>153836929
>>153835661
I love these
>>153837602
Is it so bad to want to see your beautiful wife pleasured like you cant?
>>153837675
Pls be bait. I'd worry for your future if you really meant this.
what is going on in this thread
>>153837134
This is why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAbsUJXBIng&t=1507s
>>153837740
>>153835661
This is one of my favorite Araki doodles.
>>153837764
>Youtube anal-ysis
yucko
why are teens allowed in these threads
>>153837811
NEW
>>153837811
>>153837811
>>153837811
>>153837764
Don't believe this person's lies.
>>153837757
>>153837832
>>153837833
Aaaaand now the mods are gonna be pissed thanks guys
>>153837757
>>153837833
christ people
>>153837796
>>153837844
>I-its youtube so it m-must be dumb r-right, guys?
Jesus, are you sure you aren't autistic?
>>153837924
plz dont post defending your shitty spoon-feed video
it isnt proper conduct
>>153837756
>>153837723
>hurr durr youre just retarded anon this is totally bait
If youre going to bother to reply then explain how Im wrong. Im not saying jotaro is legitimately autistic. I acknowledged that he's based off of clints characters but the difference between them and why jotaro doesnt really have the charm those characters do is pretty obvious. Since youre such smart fucking people you can show me how Im wrong. Go ahead.
>>153837981
Explain how you're right.
>>153837924
I don't give a fuck if it's from YouTube or not. I believed the person who posts this video at first but then I realized there was something wrong with their "facts" such as "Jotaro has autism and PTSD".
>>153837981
>NO
>TEMPER
>TANTRUM
>ZONE
Reminder that people who hate Jotaro are contrarian niggers with no real substance of character or opinion.
Simmering man-children who need to be Anon in order to post their putrid shitpinions
L;^D
>>153837981
>Still replying
>Taking your gay little Chinese cartoons this seriously
>>153836351
>>153838014
Already did. Several posts ago.
>>153838080
Cute
Very cute anon. Youre like the lolis I fap to in various anime. If I werent anon Id probably try and fuck your pucci.
>>153838101
Chinese cartoons are my life anon. Don't pretend you have better things to do yourself. You wouldnt be on /a/ if you did.
>>153838588
lol dead thread lol
if you had the balls you'd just make an ass of yourself the next thread and bring this one up
>>153838588
not an argument
>>153838637
Youre the ass you faggot. I bet youre a literal faggot too.
>>153838043
Whats wrong with Jotaro has autism and PTSD?
How would you feel after crossing the world trying to save your mother and you find and fight:
>A pedo gorilla
>Weirdly proportioned dude in a car
>Guy that gardens inside your head
>Old lady that makes your friends lick toilets
And last but not least
>Gay vampire who stole the body of your great great grandpa, fisted your friend, knifed and sucked your grandpa, tried to knife and suck you, then dropped FUCKING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT on you, and he has a giant muscly yellow banana follow him around that can stop time
>>153838793
He doesn't have PTSD nor autism.
>>153838588
>Projecting your own insecurities onto others
Sad!
>>153820329
jesus
>>153838588
lol
>>153838793
You sound like you're from Tumblr to be honest
>>153817674
Part 5 is still shit all hail part 6
>>153821189
Arigato, Gyro
>>153839186
Is that fucking killer queen
>>153840118
Yes. Yes it is.