Oh shit nigger! The main character of the last anime you watched

>Akko Kagari
>Ninja Slayer
I'm fine.

>>153678936
>Chirico Cuvie vs Saiki Kusuo
gg ez

A boyish highschool girl vs a fit middle school girl.

>>153678936
>Demi-chan
>Tomo-chan

>>153679154
Isnt takahashi the main character of demi chan? And the last manga i read is the daily mind reading high school girl one, so i have a big ol goof coming after me and a mind reading girl as my body guard...............

>>153678936
>Illya
>Pikari

I don't know.

>Goku
>That guy from the Infection zombie manga

...

>>153678936
>Akko vs Guts
I give Akko 3 seconds and a great horrified expression.

>>153678936
>Nyanko Days
>Bungou Stray Dogs

I'm pretty sure tigers beat house cats, so I'm fine.

>>153678936
>Subaru (Re:Zero)
>Josuke Higashikata (Jojolion)
I'm more than safe.

>>153678936
nagi from kannagi
nakano san from mousou telepathy

hmm

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>anime: Sorey from Tales of Zestiria
>manga: Tanya Degurechaff

I am in good hands.

>>153678936
>Gabu from Gabriel Drop
>Fuyuzora Kogarashi from Yuragi sou no Yuuna

No worries here

>Mikazuki
>Raizel
Yeah I'm fucking fine

>reading

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>Tanya Degurechaff
>Honoka Kousaka

fuck

>Sonsaku Hakufu
>Inugami Sakuya
Whether I live or die, this will definitely be fun to watch.

I swear I just watch these for fun, my actual taste is better.

>>153678936
Mrs. Kobayashi
vs
Franken Fran

i think ill be good

>gabriel (gabriel dropout)
>Kodaka (I don't have many friends)
I think I'm safe but idk gab is an angel with divine powers and that

Tanya Degurechaff vs Ainz Ooal Gown

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>Tanya Degurechaff
>Yotsuba

I would sacrifice myself rather than allow any risk of her getting hurt.

>>153679599
She won't move a finger to find you, so you'll be perfectly fine.

>Kiriyama from gatsu no lion
>bullet from Trash
Since the latter has powers of teleportation and invicincibility I'm perfectly safe from kiriyama.
but in the end I'd get killed by the one supposed to protect me.

>>153678936
Last anime I watched: Evangelion
Last manga I read: Fire Punch

I don't think Shinji would even try to harm me, and if he did he would need his Evangelion because without it, it just wouldn't be a fair fight

I don't think Ric from Arakawa Under the Bridge can beat Iron Man sensei, I'm very fucked.

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>>153678936
>Kirakira Precure
>The Different Story

I have Ichika-chan versus Kyouko or Mami. I do not want them to fight. I would voluntarily turn myself in if she let me give her a hug.

>>153678936
>hunted by Tanya
>bodyguard is Umaru
...well shit.

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>>153678936
>Kazuma
>Goblin Slayer
I could probably just pay him off before it gets messy

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>Hunted by Kobayashi from Maid dragon
>Protected by Nakano from Mousou telepathy

Nothing exciting will happen, but i'll live.

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>>153678936
>Akari from Aria The Animation
>Agni from Fire Punch
Akari is a ruthless killer

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>>153679812
Nothing to fear

>>153678936
>hai hai Kazuma des
VS
>mind reading schoolgirl

If he got to bring the rest of the party along, I'm probably safe, since somebody will fuck it up.
I just hope he arrives quick, otherwise my bodyguard is going to get extremely confused at all the "what the fuck are these anime characters doing in reality" thoughts going through my head.

>>153679887
>wanting her to read Kazuma's mind
You might as well not have a bodyguard.

>MC from zaregoto
>MC from I am hero

Well, Hideo at least has a shotgun

I beat Luffy could beat Tohru the Maid Dragon.

>>153678936
Very fucked. Both by bodyguard and hunter.

>>153679926
And he is part zombie and insane

>>153678936
>that faggot from parasite
>alita
easy peasy

>>153679924
If I'm lucky her reactions will distract him long enough for me to get him in the head with a bat or something. Considering Kazuma's luck, though, I'm not optimistic about my chances.

I guess my best option is to try and figure out what boneheaded situation convinced him to kill me in the first place.

>Light Yagami
>Giorno Giovanna
Could go either way

>>153679960
Tohru is not the protagonist
Hint: her name is in the title.

>Yui Hirasawa

versus

>Takeo Gouda

I'm good

>>153680073
Light is fucked though. Giorno can literally replace organs.

>Urara - Chiya
>InuNeko - Inugami
I expect a lot of barking.

>Tejina vs the genki cat from Nyanko

Pretty 50/50.

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Shinji Ikari
Joseph Joestar

If you said their respective mothers, things might get more interesting.

>>153678936

>getting hunted by Kazuma from Konosuba
>getting protected by Tomoko from Watamote

battle of the neets.

>>153678936
>Kaban-Chan trying to kill me
>Deku being my bodyguard
I'm not too worried.

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>imouto from one room
>yotsuba

I'm not worried

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>Tohru
>Guts
I think Guts has got this.

>>153680074

>Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
>"Dragon Maid" is the subject being modified by "Miss Kobayashi's"

Time to go back to school kid.

>watched youjo Senki recap episode
>read Goblin slayer
Hopefully he'll prepare for Youjo but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Tohru vs Guts
Im not sure who wins here Tbh

Anime
>Iron-Blooded Orphans
Manga
>Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san

I'm fucked.

>>153680247
Tohru's name isn't in the title, Kobayashi's is.

>>153678936
Shinji Ikari
Vs Giorno Giovanna

Well... that should prove to be interesting

>>153680247
>Tohru is the protagonist they say
>Kanna has more screentime than her.
Yeah, sure.

>>153680260
>she arrives, gun in hand
>"you aren't a goblin"
>GS leaves
>anon is promptly murdered

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>last anime: bang dream
>last manga: love live
what the fuck are they gonna do? a band play-off?

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>>153680074
>>153680356
Delete yourself from this board please.

>Maka Albarn
>Jolyne Cujoh

Shit I don't know

>>153678936
Yotsuba is protecting me from Yui Hirasawa, easy shit

>>153680470
"Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid"
Please point where in the title is said dragon maid's name.

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Mc from persona 4 the animation
Vs
Naruto (last manga i read)
Im pretty sure i would be fine except the part where i die from homosexuality

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>>153680233
Imouto would fuck Yotsuba up.

>>153680470
I said that the name of the protagonist was in the title, I didn't say that the subject of the title was the protagonist. Now you're going to tell me that Akira is the protagonist of Akira.

>>153680635
Stop posting here.

>>153680635
(Yuu)

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Renge has to kill me and Yotsuba has to defend me.

Yotsuba wins ez

>>153678936
Yuu from Fuuka vs whoever was the MC of Bokurano?
Zearth or not, I think I'll be okay.

>>153680289

his sword is literally called the Dragonslayer

>>153679593
>Implying she won't modify you to make you easier to protect
You're screwed, Anon.

So that is how you ask for recs?
Good to know.

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>Akko has to kill me
>Yotsuba has to protect me
I'm fine.

>Tohru
>Goblin Slayer
I think I'm good

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>JoJo from part 4
>Vash the Stampede

i think i'll be fine

>Satou Kazuma wants my blood
>Ikari Shinji has to save me

Well, if I can avoid getting sniped or drain touched I can probably take Kazuma by myself. Shinji won't really be much help.

>>153680119
I don't think that'll help. The Death Note doesn't "give a person a heart attack", it "makes them die of a heart attack"; the end result is still death. Or he could just pick another cause of death, like "Anon commits suicide". Giorno might have a chance if he has GER.

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>>153678936
Anime: Machi from Kuma Miko
Manga: Renge from Non Non Biyori.

I don't know. Machi has a naginata but she's also mentally crippled and could be outsmarted. She'd probably overthink her plan to kill me and fuck up. Renge is smaller and weaker but more resourceful.

>Akko from LWA
>Betaneki from Tokyo ghoul
My bodyguard is shit but it isnt like I need a bodyguard to rekt akko

>>153681270
GS got his shit kicked in by a single ogre. How the fuck is he going to kill a dragon?

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Anime: Hellsing Ultimate
Manga: Hellsing

erm....

>>153678936
>Kazooma
>Nitta
0% fucked

>>153681364
It depends of the circumstances, a Death Note can't kill someone if the circumstances are impossible. For example: it can't kill you from a hearth attack if you are having a hearth surgery at that moment and you can't kill yourself if you have no reason to do so.

>>153678936
Assassin:
Saiki Misaki, Ghost Talker's Daydream

Bodyguard:
Sakura Hibiki, Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru

The interesting thing here would not be how I'd die, but how the not-so-consensual BDSM session between Saiki and Sakura would be after I've been killed.

>Major Kusanagi
>don't read manga

Fuck. Not even the MC of the last webcomic I read could help me now.

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Considering the last anime I watched was Heybot, I don't think I even need to take a bodyguard into account.
Either A) there'd be no screw in it for him, so he'll fuck off from disinterest, or B) I'll bribe him with a screw to tell whoever may or may not have put the hit on me that he did his job - he gets two screws out of that deal, and again, fucks off.
Easy.

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>>153678936
>Anime: Kyoshi from prison school (re watched for another laugh)
>Manga: Thorfinn from vinland saga

A perverted highschooler v a badass viking. I think I'm gonna be fine.

>>153681346
>Josuke fix the blast to the moon

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>>153678936
>Goku from DBS
>Goku from OG DB
I'm ded

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>>153681514
>not understanding GS is God

>>153679593
>Mrs
Tohru proposed?

>Monster
>killing stalking

goodbye world

>>153681656
No, the death note can't issue orders that are physically impossible and, if you try to, it will just kill the target with a heart attack instead. It has a 100% kill rate.

Also, why the fuck would undergoing heart surgery stop you from having a heart attack? Undergoing surgery doesn't make that organ invincible, in fact, it's usually the opposite.

>Hanabi
>Hina
I'm should be ok as long as I can find a supply of roe.

>>153678936
>Azumanga daioh vs Ganta
Oh my

Yui Hirasawa will attempt to hunt me down. Yuzu Aihara will be my bodyguard. I think I'm safe.

>>153682118
>Also, why the fuck would undergoing heart surgery stop you from having a heart attack?
Certain procedures require the heart to be stopped during surgery. You can't have a heart attack with a stopped heart.

>>153681948
At best, they'll get too distracted fighting eachother/themselves for the assailing Goku to carry out his hit.

>>153681948
Unless DBS Goku has a Time Ring, won't he stop existing if he kills OG Goku?

Anime: Onizuka sensei
Manga: Thorfinn

This is going to be one hell of a fight

Misaka Mikoto vs Guts
Who wins???
Find out next time on my hairy asshole tv

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>>153678936
>The main character of the last anime you watched is now sent to hunt you down.
If it's Akko, I'm pretty much safe already.
>The main character of the last manga you read is your bodyguard.
Haven't read a manga in forever, but the last LN I read was MGRP. RIP Akko. Snow White's a top-tier bodyguard.

Anime tanya vs manga tanya.

i-i don't know

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>>153678936
Am i fucked?

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>anime: konosuba
>manga: Goblin Slayer
I am not sure what to feel

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>>153682786
Guts tanks lightning strikes and blasts for breakfast.

Not sure how he'd handle railgun but I think berserker armor would pull him through. It literally makes him fight until his body is destroyed and unable to move.

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>Tanya Degurechaff
>Rally Vincent

hmm. probably still going to die, but it will be a glorious battle.

>>153683249
Kazuma is really lucky so hes sure to stay alive, you probably wont make it through tho.

>>153678936
>Becky v. Guts
Hmmmm

>>153678936
>Sensei from Demi-chan VS Helck
They're both buff dudes but I think I'm fine, simply given the difference in nature of the respective medium

Kobayashi-san VS Tomoko. I can't imagine them fighting.

>Onoda Sakamichi
>Unico
I'm good.

>>153678936
we all good they are just fictional characters who are made up and on paper

>>153683911
>gets his fingers cut with said paper and dies of bleeding.

>>153678936
>The teacher from Demi-chan
Versus
>Deku, from Boku no Hero
I'm fine.

>>153684001
>have plasters
>stops bleeding

MC from Long riders vs Saitama.

I am fine.

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>>153683602
>Kazuma is really lucky so hes sure to stay alive
About that...

>Assassin: Umaru
>Protector: Accelerator

This isn't a fight, it's a massacre. I'm not complaining though, because I'll be alive and safe.

>>153678936
>Goku... from DBS
>Iwata Naofumi

R.I.P.

>>153683711
I would, however, love to see them interacting.

>>153684319
Yeah, HES going to get revived by a goddes.
YOU will be dead.

>Assassin: Majin Buu
>Protector: Mitsuboshi Colors
i'm safe

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>>153683693
Becky?

>>153684513
no GS is my body guard kaz is the assassin

>>153678936
ok,
last anime I watched: Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphan
last manga I read: Arifureta (very long title behind this)
well, I would call it a draw....

>>153678936
>saikin ga imouto MC is hunting me down
>MC from Dorohedoro is my bodyguard

I'm okay with that

>>153680448
well, that would be awesome, I guess

>>153680448
>forced to listen to twinkle twinkle little star until your ears bleed

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>>153681656
>you can't kill yourself if you have no reason to do so.

>>153678936
Akihito Kanbara vs Tota Konoe. Neither would be able to kill the other, so they'e probably end up becoming friends after fighting a while. Hopefully before I'm dead.

>>153678936
Um
>Takashi-sensei from Demi chan
>"Darling" from Musume
Takashi will get distracted wanting to ask Kurusu about his 9 monster girlfriends

>>153678936
>Luffy vs Kenshiro
Would Hokuto Shinken even work on Luffy?

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Who's the main character of Dungeon Menshi?

Kobayashi-san is hunting me

But the last manga I read was Kobayashi-san too...

>>153678936
>Youjo Senki
>Prison School
Fucking SX did it again

>>153687017
The food.

>attacked by MC of Dragon Maid
>defended by Shin from Kingdom
I think it's unfair, don't really even need Shin for this.

>Gali Gali
Such is the fate of human debris

>>153687234
Which episode did you watch? Just finished 6 here.

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>Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
>Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Um, judge? The assassin and bodyguard are making out.

>Gon
>This one gangly fuck from a random harem manga
I am so thoroughly fucked.

>>153678936
> Anime : YuGiOh
> Manga : It's my life

Not sure if safe. Depends if we can beat the fuck out of Atem before he begins a shadow game and wins by default because cheat.

>>153686375
Well, Giorno still could stop him from killing himself.

>>153686918
I would love to see this happen

>>153678936
whichever the MC of mirai nikki is
kurusu kimihito is defending me, so please not yuno

>>153678936
Hakuya Mitsumine wants to kill well, I'm fucked, not even my nigga Goblin Slayer can protect me against him

>>153678936
That guy from chaos child vrs jonny (jjba sbr) fine

>>153678936
> Tsumugi Inuzuka vs Mai Mashiro

are you sure about this?

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>>153678936
>Goku
>Takagi
What Takagi will do to protect me, tease Goku to make him forget that I was his target?
Might work, he's a retard.

>Assasination Classroom
>Get rekt by KoroSensi

>>153678936
>Last watched to the end: Banner of the Stars
I'm perfectly fine as long as the Abh in general don't get involved; otherwise, dead.

>Last watched at all: Iron-Blooded Orphans
Dead if he's got the equipment from the show. Slight chance of survival otherwise.

>>153688043
She will tell him that you are a pussy and so fucking weak that even she can beat you, all in front of you. [spolier]Then she will smile at you when Goku leaves[/spolier]

>>153678936
Last anime I saw: Yuru Yuri
Last manga: Masamune-kun

So, uhh...

>>153678936
>natsume takashi
>kobayashi from maid dragon
nastume's kind of a girly boy but he could still beat up some crippled middle-age otaku woman
that said I'm not really scared of an effeminate teenager who seems to detest violence in the first place, so I don't think I need a bodyguard anyway

>Amuro (Mobile Suit Gundam)
>Jousuke (Jojolion)
Well... it has a mecha, so...

>>153678936
-Nambaka
-Dolly kill kill

>>153678936
>Mobile Suit Gundam
>Uchi no Maou Kamimasen yo

Can Amuro beat Satan?

>>153678936
Atsuko from LWA
Killy from Blame!

Im fine, probably

>>153678936
>Seiren
>Dorohedoro
PFFFFFFFFFT

>>153678936
>Honey Kisaragi
>Konosuke Mori

I don't even know which one I'm rooting for. I wouldn't mind being killed by Honey, but I like that vampire motherfucker.

>>153678936
Shit, I just started watching valvrave, the MC is like a zombie that can switch bodies and pilot a giant robot.

The last manga I read I was trying to get through the mahjong parts of Kaiji. Kaiji stands no chance.

I'm fucked! (He's fucked!)

>>153678936
Kazuma (konosuba) tries to hunt me down while Sumire-chan tries to protect me.

You know, I think I'll be just fine. Sumire will likely punish Kazuma after he steals her underwear or something or he attempts to steal her underwear and ends up with the old man's.

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>Akko (Little Witch Academia)
>Kyouma (Dimension W)
I'm safe.

>>153678936
>anime
Demi-chan
>manga
Inuyashiki.

Basically a big Japanese highschool teacher (5'10) is hunting me while a motherfucking superhuman robot is protecting me.

>Anime
Kyousuke from OreImo
>manga
some random yuri schoolgirl

well i guess both of them are gonna be equally useless

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>>153678936
>Rakugo
Yakumo Yurakutei , the old fart sent to try and kill me while
>Monster musume
Honey keeps me safe with his monstergrill harem

I'm gonna do alright

>>153689483
>Honey keeps me safe with his monstergrill harem
You don't get to bring friends

>>153689649
Still, not a challenge.

>>153681364
GER is literally auto win

>>153689483
You say that, but Yakumo has led more people to death than Darling has. How is he going to protect you from lover's suicide?

>>153689649
Does anyone have a cap of that page from the Manga where the doctor was like "HOW TF ARE YOU ALIVE?"
Darling is invincible

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>>153678983
Akko Kagari vs Ais Wallenwhatsit.
I think I'll live.

>>153690052
Where does this trend of turning random words into acronyms to make the sentence harder to read come from?

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>>153689968
>not a challenge
>Shinigami himself

>JoJo (Jotaro)
>Kimihito Kurusu from Monster Musume
Fug.

>>153690152
Probably Twitter with its 140 character limit.

>>153690242
Can't even keep his husbando safe.

>>153678936
Keijo girl vs. Nurse Hitomi. Ass>tits, so I guess I'll die happy.

>>153678936
>Kokonoe Rin and Kokonoe Rin.
Well that's interesting.

>>153690270
Just don't piss him off and you will be okay.

>>153690350
He is the assasin, not the bodyguard.

>>153678936
>Ranma vs Nishikata

Nishikata can't win against Takagi, how can he even compete again Ranma?

>Fuuka vs Suzuka
>Mother vs daughter
I feel like a very bad person.

>Akko
>Kobayashi

I don't even know.

>Hanabi Yasuraoka Vs Guts

>>153678936
> Akihisa Yoshii as hunter
> Hayate Ayasaki as bodyguard
i should be fine :l

>>153678936
Koto vs negima

Sounds fun

>Tanya von Degurechaff
>Punpun

It was very nice knowing all of you.

>>153678936
>Goku
>Sui from Sui Yobi
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm at about a 27.

>>153690493
Kobayashi is actually smart, you will be fine, she knows how to handle retards.

>>153678936
>mfw the only manga I read right now is One Punch man
Does it even matter what anime I watched?

>Honoka has been sent to hunt me down, probably to give me a hug
>Fucking guts will do everything he can to stop her

I just hope guts inherited his mangaka's love of teenage pop stars.

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>Konosuba
>Dungeon Meshi

So, what, Kazuma vs Laius? I'd think Laius would be better in a sword fight, but Kazuma'd just steal his sword and hit him in the head with it.

This'll end with Marcille traumatized again and somebody getting eaten.

Madoka
Main character from worst, I can't remember his name

I'm safe cause I'm not a witch or magic girl

>the guy from Seiren
>Amuro Ray
I think I have this one in the bag

>Berserk
>Berserk

i'm okay

>Tetsuo Takahashi(Demi Chan)
>Goblin Slayer

absolutely wat

>>153692980
Manga Guts can hear Anime Guts CLANGing from a mile away.

>>153678936
>Takahashi-Sensei
>Toda-kun

I'm pretty fucked if we don't end up bro'ing out instead

>>153678936
>Kazuma
>Elijah Ballard

I think I'll be okay

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>>153678936
>Attacker: Ainz Ooal Gown
>Defender: Hideo (protagonist) from I Am a Hero

Well, I had a good run. It was fun shitposting with you all.

Lupin the 3rd
Kaiji

I'm so fucking dead.

>>153678936
Miss Kobayashi is chasing me, Guts is my bodyguard. I'm pretty okay.

>>153693696
The more I think about it the worse it is. We wouldn't even be able to trust a single person. We would only know he was coming. Being in public would be terrifying.

>>153678936
>akko
>Jotaro
k

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Kirino vs Christ chan...

DEUS VULT!

>>153680233
>imouto
>not the tree

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Kobayashi is hunting me
Kobayashi is also protecting me

>>153678936
>Shinji hunts me down
>the man from Harukana-Machi-E protects me
Well, is a 50-year-old stronger than a 14-year-old?

>Tanya Degurechaff
>Tanya Degurechaff

Well, one thing's for sure, there will be no survivors in a 10 mile radius around me. Not so sure what happens to me.

>>153679501
>being an anime only fag
There are so many good manga without anime adaptations. In fact, the vast majority of good manga have no adaptations.

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>Inuyasha vs Astra
I don't know, I'm probably fucked.

>Protagonist from Tatami Galaxy
>has to get through Miyamoto Musashi
I'm more worried for him than for me

>>153679375
He will eventually kill you. Eventually

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>Kinomoto Sakura
>Kurume Tarou
I'm fucked. But I don't mind.

>>153694513
No if Gappy steals his Return from Death.

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girl from Angel egg vs. Agni

>Mikazuki Augus
>Yukihira Souma
If Mika can't use Barbatos, I think Souma won't have any problems dealing with a crippled.

>>153678936
>Goku trying to kill me with Helck as my bodyguard

I'm dead.

Ms. Kobayashi (Dragon Maid)
Kouhei Inuzuka (Sweetness and Lightning)

So there's two ways this can go:
- Single Salarywoman vs. Single (widowed) Maths Teacher
Or (more likely)
- Single Salarywoman and otherworldly allies with supernatural powers vs. Single (widowed) Maths Teacher

RIP

>>153678936
> Youjo Senki
> Youjo Senki

Tanya vs. Tanya. Being X helps me, how could I solve this paradog!?

>>153678936
>Goku
>Saitama

Someone get me popcorn

>>153694788
But it does not belong to him in the first place. And secondly how do you steal from The Witch of jealousy? Who's power seems to specialize at stealing stuff too
That's like a very bad idea. Also remind her that she is said to have destroyed half the world

Tohru vs Meliodas should be a good fight

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>Satania-Chan
versus
>Dunmer Caster playing on modded Skyrim

>>153678936
>Youjo Senki
>Boku no hero academia
How will Deku handle fighting a Little magic girl?

>>153678936
I don't think Tiger Mask can really take on Rudeus Greyrat.

>>153695368
op said manga, not vidya

Just finished rewatching nichijou, just reread berserk.
I think ill be ok.

>>153695240
That doesn't matter, Stands have abilities and the power of people doesn't count. Also, Soft & Wet is pretty broken, it could even steal the magic or even the Jealousy itself of the WItch.

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>>153678936
>mikazuki
>medaka
I doubt a crippled kid could beat a non-crippled who can copy any power

>>153680448
Beat eachother to death with their instruments.

>>153678936
>Goku
>some chick from a comfy SoL 4coma
Welp I'm gonna die.

>>153678936
>Gabriel
>Meliodas
Yeah I'm just fine, Gab-chan is fucked

>>153695448
Nah, Guts is fucked.

>>153678936
>Jotaro

>Joe from Ashita no Joe
Probably not going to end well

>>153695849
What 4coma?

>Space dandy
It's allright, they never catch anyone

>>153678936

>Yuru Yuri
>Yotsubato!

Today will be a fun day.

>>153678936
Goku is coming to kill me and Tomoko from Watamote is trying to keep me alive. I couldn't possibly be more fucked.

>>153678936
>Onizuka is trying to hunt me down
>Ippo is trying to protect me

I think Onizuka's going to get to me eventually. Ippo's tough, but there's no rules holding the two of them back.

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>Kobayashi-san is hunting me
>Kaiman is my bodyguard
Unless Kobayashi calls her girlfriend, I'm safe.

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>Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple
>Kaneki

Uhhh

>last anime was Charlotte
>last manga was Boku no Hero Academia

im fucked

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Who is the main character of Bokurano?

Does he stand a chance against this man mountain?

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>>153678936
>josuke higashikata
>jolyne kujo
should've read part 8 first

>>153678936
Hunted by Kobayashi.

Protected by TOSHINOU KYOUKO.

Huh.

Kazuma vs Helck

Looks like Kazuma will visit his main heroine again.

>>153678936
> Mikazuki (Gundam IBO) as my hunter
> Emma (Promised Neverland) as my bodyguard
> "Don't worry, we'll all escape together!"
NO, EMMA, YOU CAN'T OUTSMART A FREAKING GUNDAM!

>>153694513
wouldn't it just be the first time from your perspective?

>Yui Hirasawa
>Miia
k den

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>>153678936
Naruto is after me, and I have Haruka to protect me
Pic is Haruka

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>Yasako
>Tomo-chan
The outcome of this is going to be adorable.

>Yui from Yuyushiki
>Tooru from Kobayashi-san
I think I am fine even without the help.

>>153678936
>Konosuba
>Hell Teacher Nube
I think I'd be ok even if no one was protecting me.

>>153678936
a depressed lesbian must defend me from Miss Kobayashi

im more fucked because of the dragon

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>>153678936
>Iron-Blooded Orphans
Shit? Who's the main character, nobodies really important enough.
>Takamura
It could be fucking Biscuit or Hush and I'd still die in a ditch

>Akko from LWA

I don't think I even need a body guard.

>Eren Yeager

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>>153678936
>Kimito from Shomin Sample
>Guts
It was nice knowing you all

>Kemono Friends
>Serval is sent to befriend me or something
>The Promised Neverland
>Emma is both a powerhouse and a keikaku machine.
I am in good hands.

if it's Kaban, though, I'm fucking dead

>>153678936
>8man
>The entire cast of Mayoiga

I just hope my bodyguards wont kill me or each other im the procces.

>>153696700
>Kyouko is too distracted trying to molest Yotsuba to even come after you

>>153678936
Mikazuki (Iron Blooded Orphans)
Vs
Sugimoto (golden kamui)
A rifle can beat a gundam right?

>>153697481
A Sugimoto the immortal can.

>>153678936
So I got Saitama and Saitama. So I don't know if I'm safe or I'm fucked

>>153678936
>Akko hunts me down
>Josuke gots my back

well... I'm not worried I just want to know what the hell she wants.

>>153678936
Silver Crow (Accel World) vs. Kyouka Amamiya (Not Lived). No clue who'd win.

Watch out, the Akko is coming to get me! But fear not, Kumoko will protect me.

>>153697519
You just doomed the entire universe.

>>153697353
>Eren goes full titan
>Shining arc!

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>>153678936
Hunting me down: That teacher guy from Demi-chan.

Bodyguard: Gabriel from Gabriel Dropout

If I can just get Vigne to nag Gab enough to protect me, or buy her some net games in exchange, I'll be fine.

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>>153678936
>hunter MC
Major from GITS arise
>bodyguard
Hijirihara from danganronpa killer killer

i'll be fine

>Hanabi of KnH
>Kurapika

I'm fiiiiiiiiiine

>Akko
>Luffy

I'm fine

>>153678936
>Hunted by Gabriel
>Protected by Vivio
I think I'll be fine.
If all else fails I'm going to pay for Gabriel's microtransactions in exchange for my life.

>>153697519
Saitama finally found an opponent that allows him to go all out. Whoever wins, you made him so happy he's going to spare you.

>>153678936
>Akarin
>Sugimoto the fucking immortal
A battle that will be remembered for generations to come.

>>153678936
Chika from Aquors tries to hunt me down.
I have Saitama as a bodyguard.
Most people wouldn't be worried, except I noticed that the Love Live training schedule is literally double Saitama's.

>>153697908
teacher guy from demi-chan is portrayed as pretty tall but you have to remember that the average asian height is like 4'6 so he's probably only 5'2 or so, and he's also kind of a pussy who gets manhandled by highschool girls. You probably don't even need gab's help.

Watched Demi-chan, read Mousou Telepathy. I guess he gets distracted by her demi like abilities.

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kazuma me hunting while the shieldbro tries to keep me alive. Hmm this would be interesting.

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>Yusuke Urameshi
>Hamtaro

>>153697519
I got this too. It's not going to be good for anybody Except Saitama

The Shepherd from Tales of Zestiria hunts me, but I have no problems because I am guarded by touta Konoe.

>>153678936
> lucky star
> one piece

im good

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Drifters vs Gakkou Gurashi.

I'm safe with shovel knight protecting me

>Sabagebu!
>Dungeon Meshi

well, I'm utterly fucked.

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>>153678936
>last manga you read is your bodyguard
>mitsubosi colors
welp...

>>153699790
But she is not the protagonist. It's Yuki against Toyohisa and he really wants your head.

>>153678936
Darker then BLACK versus Magi, huh

Shinji vs. Gatts. I feel pretty safe.

Saitama vs Giorno

I think i'm safe.

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>>153678936
>Karen Kujou
>Vs Tanya
I-I feel kind of bad.

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>>153678936
>Konosuba
>One Piece

Pretty sure Luffy would win.

>>153681514
Scrolls.

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>Akko Kagari
>Guy from btooom
I'd have to be the one protecting akko from btoom guy because she would probably hurt herself before me.

>>153678936
>kemono friends
>witch craft works
I'll be fine

>>153678936
>I have both read and watched Boku no Hero Academia last

So uhh...Deku is fighting himself wether he should hunt me down or not?

>>153678936
Okabe is suppose to protect me from Ryuko. Great...

>>153678936
> Tanya Degurechaff
> Eren Yeager

This is going to be one hell of a fight.

>>153678936
>Kaban-chan
>Kaneki Ken
I'm not sure I even need a bodyguard.

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>>153678936
>Setsuna
He's not killing anyone

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>>153689649
They're not my friends.

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>Rough looking, husky 30 something your old sensei
>Protecting me a late 20s year old male in the body of a senior from high school
Well if we team up we can probably win! Tabun..

>>153688742
I'm assuming this isn't what you're talking about but I ended up looking up Sumire 16-sai!! and that shit was pretty fucking nuts

> Hunter: Alucard from Hellsing
> Bodyguard: Hotaru Shidare from Dagashi Kashi

Time for me to make peace with God. Goodbye cruel world...

>>153678936
>Toyohisa from Frifters
>Guts
I-i think I have fair chance, r-right?

>>153701745
Drifters, of course

>>153701745
Toyohisa got tooled by some guy with smoke samurai summons. Guts has berserker mode if it comes down to it. Your bodyguard is a bigger threat than your assassin, if anything.

>>153678936
maid dragon vs akko ; the weak ass bitch witch
akko is done

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>>153678936
>Youjo Senki
>Tanya

>Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san
>Nishikata
Well, he trains so he's not very weak but Tanya is on a whole different magnitude, she can use magic, weapons and she's a girl so he's gonna die and I'll die surely shortly after.

Toua from one outs
Luffy

>>153678936
Kazuma is coming for my ass, but I got the Ring King and his harem to back me up apparently.

>That annoying edgy kid from Ajin
>Natsu from Fairy Tail

I'm fine.

>>153678936
Goblin slayer will defend me from... Kiritsugu Emiya.
I'm so fucking dead

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It's okay though, I have Gappy to protect me.

>Yuru Yuri
>Akari

>Mousou Telepathy
>Nakano
I'm fine, only problem is I won't see Akari coming but at least Nakano can read minds.

>>153678936
>josuke from JoJo
>jirou from black torch
I am probably fucked since Jirou only got his powers

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>Oddman 11
>Dragon Maid

I can't fucking believe Setsu is going to cuck Tohru by taking Kobayashi-san from her

>Naruto
>Nanoha

I think I'm fucked, but I'm not sure.

>>153678936
>Kazamatsuri Bond
>Misaka

I'm fucked if Bond just assassinates me
I could survive if it turns into a fight

>>153678936
>MC from Amagami
>Nakano from Muosuo Telepathy

She can totally see through his plans. I'm safe. She just can't sleep.

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>>153702119

not fucked at all. anime isnt real.

>Nyanko days main
>Boku no Hero main

I don't think an innocent girl would do such a thing.

>>153678936
Nozomi from Keijo vs Ryougi Shiki.

I'm alright I guess.

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>>153678936
>Godai from Maison Ikkoku
eh, he's pretty fit, he could take me down if he wanted to.
>Motoko "major danger" Kusanagi
HIS ASS DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE