What do y'all think of Kobayashi-san from Maid Dragon?

>>153567877
She's my wife.

>>153567877

I'd do her

>>153567877
>She

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Definition of a Plain Jane.

>>153567877
>having drunk sex with ossan sarariman in a dead eyed girl's body

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>>153568465
Nope, this is. Kobayashi is a 6/10 to Hanabi's 5/10.

>>153567877
Souless office drone

>>153568530
Hanabi is proto-yandere/10
Kobayashi is bro-tier/10

>tfw nobody shares your head-canon that Kobayashi is just an expy for Kaoru Mori

We need more maid-fanatics in manga, /a/!

>>153567877
I want to be her housewife.

>>153567877
She needs to let her hair down and stop dressing like a man. I'm fucking dying for an episode where someone makes her dress up a bit for whatever reason.

>>153567877
Stay at home dads have a lower chance of getting cucked

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Kobayashi is designed specifically for marriage.

>>153568530
Replying to lelouch only brings you down to his level

>>153567877
>I'd be her cucked husbando
You lost me

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she's cute

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she's flat

>All this samefagging
Tooru pls go and stay go

i love her

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She's ultimate waifu material. Please Marry me Kobayashi!
I'm filled with sadness because of the fact that I'll never have my own Kobayashi.

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>>153571271
>tfw Kobayashis exist but you will never look at them because they're too plain, have rock bottom confidence and your male ego will never accept a woman who is into your male-oriented nerdy things

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>>153567877
She is my wife and I love her.

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>>153571367
...

What have I been doing with my life?

>>153567877
looks way better with her hair down

>>153571367
Do non-overweight single Kobayashis exist though?

>>153571367
>your male ego will never accept a woman who is into your male-oriented nerdy things
wrong

>>153571478
Yes they do.

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>>153568455
Can you faggots just leave?

>>153571367

RL kobayashis lust after chads or are lesbians

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>>153571478
Yes but not many. Not that a IRL Kobayashi would be thin considering how much beer she drinks and how inactive she is.

>>153571530
>feel the need to prove her worth with the most autistic questions
>call her fake if she can't answer them
>call her a weird loser if she can
>if you manage to accept her ywn see her as a woman capable of being loved because she doesn't look or act like Stacy

>>153571926
RL Kobayashis have the same complaint about their male counterparts who want "nerdy girls" but overlook them for dumber, prettier women.

>>153568530
It thought this through and I came to the conclusion they're both 8/10.
Tohru is a 10/10.

>>153572137
By the way, how do you think Kobayashi and Takiya found out about each other? How do two nerds who hide their powerlevel recognize each other out in the wild?

>>153572137
I don't disagree with your main point, but not all nerdy or intelligent girls are ugly just like not all pretty girls are dumb.

>>153572304
I would imagine
>office party
>got drunk
>both let power level slip

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>>153567877
>husbando
You' can't.
You're filthy 3D meatbag.

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>>153571367

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>>153569842
Because if wife actually works - she don't have time to make 100500 conclusions about her marriage a day, get bored 9000 times and jump on Jamal dick?

>>153567877
Would you prep the bull too?

>>153571581
no

>>153572488
But what about her super sexy and manly boss?

>>153571926
You're just projecting due to your own self-esteem issues, anon. Real people who have relationships are willing to overlook personal flaws because nobody is perfect.

Think about all the things you'd be willing to shrug off in a potential partner. Women are the same, believe it or not.

>>153567877
Looks like a Nishitjou character

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>>153572519
Woman with a child waiting at home usually doesn't have a room in her head for office romance if she's a provider in a family.
Unless the child was an unwanted accident.
On the other hand: if they stay home to take care of a child their limited cerebral capacity does not allow them to realize that husband works his ass of at that time to provide for them.
He's suddenly a bastard guilty of not splitting chores with a housewife and now owes her her best years of life.

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>>153572342
Naturally but in most cases, people who think they want to exception just want something more normal that's fitting for them. It sucks for the outsiders who are hanging on to the belief that somebody could give a shit about them despite their quirks right not!Chad-kun?

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I want to breed with Kobayashi.

>>153567877
I've lost track of how many times I've forgotten she's a girl while watching the show.

>>153571003
>flater the better

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>>153571367
>>153572567
Anon irl kobayashist have no ass.
Literally flat surface anon, maybe wide shoulders too.
It's a major turn off and first impression is built upon appearance, not personality, don't kid yourself.
Personality is important, but looks are important too.
I had a chance to lose V-card with one, but her lack of ass put me off.

>>153571926
I want /r9k/ to stay.
They are what keep the 3DPD away.

>>153567877
>lesbian
>ultimate wife
no

>>153571367
I married a kobayashi, feels good man

>>153572685
thanks for a new Consider the Following image, I'm trying to collect them and I didn't have that one

>>153572717
Not anymore. Kuzu No Honkai happened, this place is just another Facebook now

>>153572735
>people confuse Kobayashi and Kumiko for being gay
>people confuse Mugi for being straight

Why does KyoAni throw people off so much?

>>153572807
>implying Kobayashi is straight

>>153572738
Do you need a bull?

>>153572877
No, but if you have a cute sister she might want a 3 way

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friendly remin/d/er

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>>153573003
>had dick for a day
>did not use
>Tohru proposed to create and support one herself
>Declined

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>>153573003
What the fuck?
What did I miss

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>>153573003

>>153573238
It gets mentioned in every single thread for this.

I want to marry Kobayahsi! Then we can lose our virginities to eachother on our wedding night!

>>153573280
Kobayashi is not a virgin.
Sorry.

>>153573280
I'll fight you for her. To the death. And I will win.

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>>153573247
I like where this is going.

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>>153572738
I used to be good friends with a Kobayashi. She likes programming, coding and yaoi but she has some obsession with "correcting" herself and uses people as an emotional dumpster for her problems instead of actually solving her problems. I suspect she's a lesbian and is in heavy denial about it since she's her family's only child.

But grats on your find bro.

>>153573247
did they fug?

>Kobayashi
>wife

no, she's a husband.

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>>153573247
>I noticed...you have a thingy!!

Did she see or smell it? If only Tohru lift on the uniform, she could have been impregnated with Kobayashi lizard babies. Oh well.

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>>153573408

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>>153572685
I know that feeling. I had to turn to the BDSM scene to lose mine.
T.Forever normie blogpost

>>153573463
>she's into clothed sex

just keeps getting better and better

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>>153573003
>>153573247

>>153567877
I like her a lot. I don't know why she gets all the hate.

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>>153573513
my friend of african american descent

>>153573428
No, she's my beautiful wife.

>>153573594
no, she has a wife and daughter already.

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>>153573375
>>153573518
>>153573438
>>153573408


https://exhentai.org/g/1029132/3b6fc09d7f/

>>153569453
You do realize that dressing like that is the proper way in a workplace like hers, right?

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>Kobayashi will never have this look on her face when she sees you
Just end me, just fucking end me.

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>>153573664

>>153573664
....and how is that relevant?

>>153573306
she is though

>>153573003
unless she was raped by her dad

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>>153573664
Yeah, no.

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>>153573971
Try to dedicate yourself with maid stuff and you're good to go anon.

>>153573003
>shoehorned otaku pandering
Jesus.
There is absolutely no reason for an office lady to be virgin.

>>153573664
Mein Gott.

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>>153574164
>There is absolutely no reason for an office lady to be virgin.

You really believe that?

>>153574668
Women above 17 can't be virgins.
No I won't go to /r9k/.

>>153574711
Please go to hell instead then.

>>153571926
RL everyone lusts after chads or lesbians.

>>153574164
how old is she anyway

>>153574796
25 or thereabouts.

>>153574808
unlikely, then.

man she's well off for her age

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>>153574711
Lemme just say that not all cultures are like America where sex is a lifetime goal and achievement instead of important things like intelligence and financial security.

>>153574796
25. She's already given up on losing her v-card voluntarily anyway

>>153567877
She only thing good about the anime.

>>153574668
He's right though.

>>153574899
No he isn't.

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>>153574857
>25

>>153574857
She should grow a penis and lose her virginity to Kanna's ass.

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>>153574857
>at least two qt dragons want her to the point of insanity
>nah, gotta code fast

>>153574925
Present me with a single set of circumstances that would make it possible for an OL to be a virgin.

>>153575048
Not having sex.

>>153575048
>benis
>bagina
>no benis in bagina

>>153574139
For Kobayashi I'd be willing to go as far as becoming a maid.

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>>153567877
>Implying she's straight

Is the author a woman? Because I feel like the author is a woman. 9/10 cases in this type of stories it usually is.

>>153575235
if she was a lesbian do you really think she would deny Tohru's advances.

I mean

just LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DRAGON

>>153575060
>>153575075
Like I said, impossible for an OL.

>>153575330
Just because your mom's an OL and a slut don't mean you have to have sex just because you're an OL.

>>153575241
No, he's a guy who likes /ss/ and girls with huge titties

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>>153575330
those god damn dicksnakes just slithering inside vaginas and infesting office buildings

>>153575366
You have to have HAD sex if you're an OL.

>>153574164
As a point of terminology, Kobayashi isn't an OL. OL refers specifically to secretarial or clerical roles rather than a skilled specialist worker such as a programmer.

>>153575418
I don't know where you learned that, but you should get a refund.

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>>153571581
We're right though