When did you realize that you were an ass man, /a/? Also

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I want Kanna to sit on my face.

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When I was like six.

But I'm a leg man.

>>153410378
No you're not.

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>>153410378
Any specific part of leg man? Thighs are still close to ass man I'd say.

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>>153410378
Kanna's thicc legs don't do it for you?

>>153410015
When I finished puberty.

>>153410444
holy shit, is this uneditted?

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>>153410523
Why would it be edited?

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>>153410015
Relatively early in my fapping career, around the same time I realized I really like sex positions that show off the roundness of the cheeks.

A good ass can make up for a lack of tits.
But nice tits can't make up for a flat ass.

Both are nice and having both is great. But the ass is the foundation of a nice body.
It's fairly empirical.

Why'd they make her so thicc?

>>153410761
You truly are a nobleman and a scholar anon.

>>153410761
Yes, I've always agreed with this. Great legs, thighs, and/or ass always make up for a lack of tits. Not that I even dislike or mind flatchest though.

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>>153410761

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>you take a naked bath
>naked man jumps next to you
>"You know some fireflies are gay."
>...
>"I'm an ass man."
>you leave the bath
>he follows you
>"I'm an ass ass in man."
What would you do in such a situation?!?

>>153410761
Patrician post and mindset.

Kiyoko from Haikyuu has a very nice and gropable ass.

>>153410761
urgay

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Not a fan of plump, I like them small, shapely and cute.

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>>153410761
A man of fine taste

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>>153410761
then what did they mean by this?

>>153410015
But anon, I'm not an ass man.

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>>153411086
Be glad I got a Hank Hill ass

>>153411339
>tits don't actually feed babies, they're just fat, the literal mammaries will enlarge and shrink depending on fertility cycles
>wide hips are essential for childbirth
>ample hip and ass fat in particular correlate wit birth weight and overall quality of children, no other fat does
>men are actually attracted to waist-hip ratio and hourglass body, tits are a cheap trick to create an illusory WHR when a woman actually looks mannish when flat

i don't see how ass isn't the straightest option next to vaginas

>>153411393
Artifical cultural trends force the boobs meme, perpetuated by women jealous of DFC perfection

Man in his natural state prefers ass

I can also guarantee you that a tribal man would choose 2d over 3d every time, since he can't be corrupted by the "get a life" meme.

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>>153411429
Wait that butt...

>>153411488
I used to think I'm a boob man as a teen, but realized I always touched asses, even as a kid, rarely going for boobs. Like sure sucking a nipple is cool, but nothing beats a good ass grab. Also thighjob > boobjob

I've just always found them hot, really, more so than boobs or any other body part. Giving a girl a rimjob one day would be amazing.

>>153410761
but a nice ass and no tits is the best

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>>153410378
Patricians taste.

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>>153410015
When I watched Haganai, too bad the show went to shit tho

>>153410761
I agree but:
If you naturally lack ass you can make up for it with various exercise, while there aren't exercises to make tits better.
So in my opinion someone that has nice tits but a flat ass is someone that doesn't care to better herself.

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>>153410761
patrician

>>153410015
Did you know that by sniffing a girls butt you can find out if you two are good partners for mating? It's why dogs do it.

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>>153412673
like this?

>>153410015
When I met my match teacher when I was like 12. She had a great ass. So 13 years ago now.

Asses are the best.

>>153414217
My daughterwife has a nice ass

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>>153414335
well shit, math*

Here's an ass in return.

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>>153414335
For me it was a teacher as well. She also gave me my fetish for older ladies.

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>>153414335
Your post is overflowing with undeniable logic.

>>153413733
Exercise makes a good butt but only in the toned sense, it doesn't magically increase its size (will probably reduce it thanks to losing fat). A girl with huge tits and super-flat, even if tight butt, will still look like shit.

>>153414535
>will probably reduce it thanks to losing fat
Nope.
Source: my school had a volleyball female team

>>153414535
Bigger glutes means bigger ass.

>>153410015
When my sister accidentally sat on my face.

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>>153414643

>>153414643
Did you tell her or did you just let her sit on your face, hoping she wouldn't notice?

>>153414643
Was it a show of dominance? Please tell us more.

>>153414680
>>153414805
Just wrestling over the tv remote when she had hit her growth spurt first and was bigger even though a year young, nothing crazy.

Although I did goad her into doing it again a couple of times, probably not even sure why at the time.

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>>153410761
I want to be in the screencap

>>153410761
This is coming from someone who has never seen a good pair of tits.

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This is the perfect female form.

Tummies are the best!

>>153414997
That boob to ass ratio is fucking terrible.

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Butts are nice. Succubutts are REALLY nice.

>>153414997
Was waiting for this.

>>153410761
I agree but let's clarify. A good ass isn't necessarily large. It depends on the girl because some do it better with small shapely firm asses rather then thicc.

>>153410015
when i realized its the only thicc and softest part of the body you can release your load inside.

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>She has small tiddies but her ass is the homest of towns
What's her name, /a/

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>>153415482
Cocona and Yayaka

F E E T

>>153414997
>Western girl
>Japanese sized ass

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>>153414997
something is terribly wrong here but I just can't put my finger on it

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>>153410015
>not liking all the same

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The female ass is of the highest class.

>Nigger love Ass
>USA love Ass
___________________
>USA = Nigger

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>>153416245

>>153416245
Whatever you say, Ahmed's ass slave.

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>>153416245
>not a single logical statement against the point of the thread
>lets blacks influence his preferences
Holy hell you're stupid.

>>153416616
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>153410761
>But nice tits can't make up for a flat ass.
But they can and do

>>153410761
This man speaks the truth

>>153416840
>>153414997
???

>>153410015
ravioli ravioli you can't fuck the dragon loli

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I'm an assetmanager?

>>153416245
I'd love to see a breakdown by ethnic group (& nationality)

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I became an ass man when I started watching anime. Asses in real life aren't great unless the woman has surgery to make it bigger and that's really trashy.

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>>153410761
I agree, brother of another mother.

>>153411533
>>153410761
>>153416616

It's good to see a thread with so many thinking men. Your tastes are 10/10.

>>153416699
>gets cornered
>resorts to autistic memes

Another proof that ass is the thinking's man fetish.

>>153411393

>Argentina

At last I see they were white all along

>>153410015
>When did you realize that you werre an ass man?
I'm not sure, but probably around high school times.
>who has the best ass?
I dunno but that pic is very fapable.

>>153410761
Wisdom

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>>153410761
I've considered myself a connoisseur of breasts.
But now, after pondering about your post I must admit that you're right.
I won't say you converted me, but I can't counter your logic.

>>153410015
When I saw my waifu in this thread

KANNA BEST GIRL, FUCK

>>153417600
Today I will remind them

>>153410761
True

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>>153410015
I have always been an anal only guy.

you ever think about eating ass? not like the main stream term of eating ass but I mean literally taking some knife and fork and going to town on a chunk of ass meat?

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>>153410761
Problem is majority of anime girls have totally flat unappealing asses.
And it seems there's wide range of what people consider nice asses while it's pretty concrete what's considered flat and what's considered cow tits.

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The best butt is you're waifu's charm point.

>>153410015
Is that even legal?

>>153410015
please dont lewd my daughteru.
she is my very first one.

Kanna is NOT for lewd, b-b-Baka!!

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>>153418601
Yes she is.

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>>153410761
Nah.
What stupid drivel.

>>153418446
why not post each on it's own, i'd love to see em senpai

>>153418662
>he wants bean bags hanging from his waifu's chest

You have shit taste

>>153411393
>Best Korea leaderis a Assman

>only appreciating a part of a woman
Some absolute garbage tier plebs in here.
Only masters of the craft such as myself appreciate the WHOLE woman!
TITS, ASS, BACK, NECK, LEGS, THIGH GAP, FACE, HAIR, ARMPITS, HIPS, BELLY, NOSTRILS, EARLOBES, EYEBROWS, NAILS, PLUG SUIT, FEET, FART SMELL, DOLL JOINTS, ELBOWS, KNEES, PHANTOM LEG, DENY HOLOCAUST, etc etc

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>>153418824
>He doesn't
You are gay

>>153410015

Probably when I was six. I saw a girl's butt for the first time.

Butts are life.

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>>153410761
True wisdom.

>>153410015
i've been an ass man for ass long ass i can remember.

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I see lots of fat tiddies with no ass. Is it hard to find the opposite? I don't recall that many since nips don't draw thick lower bodies often.

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>>153420060

>>153420128
is
is this TF

>>153420128
What I meant by the opposite was small tiddies with fine ass, anon. But thanks anyway.

>>153410761
Titfags btfo

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>>153420298
well there this. and lloking through my folders theres quite a bit of caharcters that would have big hips/ass and small tits

>midna from zelda
>assasin from fate(forgot which one though)
>that loli from no qwaser
>that loli from HSDK
>wendy from fairytail
>amanchu

>>153410761
Best post on this board right now.

>>153411393
>ice cold Ireland

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