This smug little BITCH Is getting all the thick DRAGON THIGHS!

>>153315491
I want to grab her by the horns and fuck her smug face

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I need the THICK. Sign me up for them doctor prescribed pills!

>>153315515
I'm pretty sure she really would bite your dick off.

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>>153315572
I NEED thick, loli dragon!

>>153315515
She could easily break free of your hold.

>>153315651
>>153315775
dick pheromones that close would hypnotize her

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>>153315572
Here you go

>>153316285
Disgusting

>>153316092
Are those Kobayashi's Dick pheromones?

No?

Than tough luck.

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>>153315491
>>153315572
Reminder that their vaginal muscles would very likely rip your dick off

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>>153317432
But don't only horses have control over their vaginal muscles?

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DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE LITTLE GIRL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

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>>153317432
A dragon maid without sex is fine too.

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Why are all dragons so FAT_?

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I don't know why, but this scene of Kobayashi blowing on her coffee makes her look extra lovely to me.

Fafnir and Lucoa are based off dragons whose lore exists in real life. Are Kanna and Tohru based off any dragons? Also who's that one horned brunette we see in the OP/ED?

>>153319801
The side profile of pretty much all animu characters still ticks me off a bit if I stare at it for too long.

>>153317432
WORTH IT

OST when?

>>153319566
Good genes and fine home cooking.

>>153316285
WHEW LAD.

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What about them thick tails?

>>153319801
>I don't know why, but this scene of Kobayashi blowing on her coffee makes her look extra lovely to me.
That's because she was being extra happy at that very moment, knowing she got rid of an annoying guy from her workplace.

>>153319868
>There are a few myths of Kamui Fuchi's origins. In the most common, she descends from the heavens, accompanied by Kanna Kamuy, the kamuy of thunder and lightning.

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>>153317432

>>153319801
A visual allegory of someone blowing his gun

>>153319963
I want Tohru to penetrate my asshole with her thick tail

>>153319868
>Also who's that one horned brunette we see in the OP/ED?
Fatty McFat.

>>153316285
Delete this. No one wants this hag

>>153319963
I bet they're delicious.

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Some anons call Kobayashi plain, but I think she's lovely like all the dragons.

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>>153320360
I think she's lovelier than all the dragons combined

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>>153320360
>>153320467
She is alright, but she is not a goddess

>>153320068
enjoy your trip to the emergency room

(now you have to explain it to a doctor)

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>>153320467
She is.

>>153317311
Noone beats the cock.

Noone.

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>behold the masterrace

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>>153321004
Have to admit, with games like Darkness Spirits and Larry Kart its totally worth it. Although i wanna play pic related one day.

>>153320068
>fucking Tohru while she pierces your asshole and pushes your prostate very roughly

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>you will never have a cute dragon girl fantasize about you pushing her against a wall
why live

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>>153321164
>ywn have a Kanna to raise as your own child
why live

this looks like i can't understand what my husband is saying

is it the same studio?

>>153321215
Can you repeat it again, but in japanese?

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Why doesn't she get the chance to move in.

>>153321215
This and Kobayashi were done by the same mangaka.

>>153321240
Maybe she doesn't want to?

>>153321164
>ywn have a Kobayashi be your rock

>>153321231
これが「旦那が何を言っているかわからない件」みたいですよ。
同じスタジオですか？

>>153321240
i got something that she can move in on

>>153321243
you guys liking it so far? should i pick it up?

also why did the second cours of that husband show suck

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>>153321240

Because she doesn't want Kobayashi she wants this cute little shota.

>>153321336
Definitely, and yes.

Also I haven't seen the second season of danna ga, how shit is it?

>>153321398
it just loses a lot of the humor that made the first cours work in favor of drama

they went "oh the dramatic bit in the last episode where we didn't know if she was pregnant or not was good, let's stretch that out for half of the second season"

maybe it's worth watching, i dunno. it just didn't leave a good impression

This is actually a show about the challenges and little joys of motherhood.

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>>153320066
That's what I'd like to think to, but KyoAni's too dumb for that, so it's probably just her blowing on her coffee.

>>153321540
Well it's not a very accurate one. There are too many joys relative to challenges. It helps that Kanna is literally perfect.

>>153317880
How do you even know that

>>153321614
I assume by not being a newfag and having lurked long enough to see that pasta/screencap of some guy explaining the joys of horse pussy.

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>>153321665
>horse pussy
Dolphin is better.

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>FAT

>>153321908
>elma getting flying kicked in the face by tooru won't get animated
why live

>>153321908
CUTE!

>>153321908
taiyaki is gud

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>>153317432
I'm sure they can control it

>>153321937
No, fat.

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>>153323817
Different view but yeah, i can see it.

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>>153323940

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>>153323950
Is it just me that get amazed over this? i dont know it seems so sureal seeing actual location in fiction but without making it too obvious. like how some apartment buildings in HL2 are the same as some in eastern europe

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>>153324025
No I like seeing the real world cross into the wish world.

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>Kobayashi will never look at you

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Happy family!

>>153324025
I just like the idea of people going on little vacations to places for research

>>153325898
95% of the time it's just them taking pictures around their city. I don't think that really counts as a vacation.

What happened to the magician's assistant at the end?

>>153317432
>rip

Your dick will experience a nuke compressed into a cunt

It will just leave this plane of existence

>>153321164
Where did she get the "with sound" from? Did i miss something...

>>153321188

Where can you get dragon-shaped animal crackers?

>>153326598
The term was 壁ドン.

壁 = wall
ドン = "don" sound/onomatopoeia

So essentially, pressing against the wall with a "don" sound. The localized translation for this would of course be "wall press", but the joke is lost in translation.

>>153326711
Thank you kind /a/non

>>153324586

Her and Miyamori from Shirobako. I want to release their pent up work stress so much. I'd even go as far as showing up to their work with a bento.

>>153325828
>dyke family
Disgusting

>>153327114
>cute girls are disgusting
Spot the faggot.

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>>153325828
The best family.

>>153320360
>>153320467
>drinks beer and likes to get shitfaced
>IT jobs
>talks about otaku culture
>not a forced "girly" or "cute" character
Kobayashi is the reason why I'm still watching this

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>>153327140

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>>153327179

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>>153327214
need me some more familyposting

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>>153327282
Kobayashi is truly the best waifu.

>>153326248
She died. It's no secret that Tooru doesn't care about humans not named Kobayashi and would murder them all in a whim if she wasn't specifically told not to.

Why do you think there's no human recurring characters?

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>>153327363
I dont know anon, she's a different person when she's drunk...

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>>153327573
I would still love her unconditionally.
I probably just have a thing for IT girls.

>>153327140
>>153327179
>>153327214
>>153327282
this is awful, please stop
i have no idea who to self insert as anymore, they all seem so happy and fulfilled

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>>153327631
I see, well good for you anon, listen to your heart.
i wouldnt mind a girl like Kobayashi, you know, knowledgable with computers and being into things like vidya, anime and the like without being clueless or full blown weaboo

>>153327862
Just self-insert as their neighbor.
As you listen to them being happy.
Without being able to join in.

>>153327862
Self-insert as the faceless old fat man that enslaves them all to his disgusting cock in the NTR doujins.

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>>153327767

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>>153327864
I would marry this woman in a heartbeat.

>>153327931
What does NTR mean?

>>153324025
Sometimes it happens in games too. Parts of STALKER looks eerily similar to some cities in Russia.

>>153328017
>What does NTR mean?
It mean netorare.

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>>153328171
Cheers anon.

Is Tohru a finn?

>>153329902
Why would you think that?

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>>153330557
She looks like one when her eyes are closed.
Yes. That's pretty much all I'm going by.

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>>153330704

>>153330704
also, just like most Finns, she's gay as fuck.

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Is it Wednesday yet

>>153331962
Yes.

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>>153331962
It's painful to wait for a new episode of Maidragon every week

Then I've realised that it will be all over after 7 weeks from now anyway

>>153331962
It is in my heart

>>153325828
>no bad back
Dropped

>>153316285
UNF

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These characters are too cute.

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This show is great. It has comfy dragons, erotic mechanical keyboard noises and Haruhi season three confirmed.

>>153317311
Tohru had a male partner in the past.

>you will never have an cute maid dragon like Tohru

why live

Is Kobayashi one of those asexual transexuals that I hear so much about on tumblr?

>>153338764
No.
Please kill yourself.

>>153338764
stop going to tumblr, it blackens your mind

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>>153321589
>KyoAni too dumb for visual allegories

No, they're just subtle, you're probably too used to SHAFT, Gainax or Trigger cheap allegories

>>153338764
Pretty much.

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its obvious kyoani's foot guy isnt working on this show, need more of these shots

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>>153338764
>tumblr

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>>153317432
apply STR/CON buffs first.

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>>153339712
Kobayashi's little feet are cute.

>>153339776
I wish she'd step on me.

Reminder that tohru is a FAT, THICC lardass. SHE'S FUCKING HUGE AND FAT. You have to accept her fatness if you want to shill her because she needs 3 chairs to fit her huge ass and fat tail.

>>153339776
those are some soft dragon scales

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>>153340155
But she's cute.

>>153340238
But she's also fat.
Checkmate atheist.

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>>153340292
...but she's cute.

>>153340292
Only her tail is fat.

>>153321932
Yes it will, you just have to believe.

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>you will never do ishuukan communication with a dragon

>>153340339
Only her face is cute.

>>153340393
No her ass is also fat.

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>>153321243
Note:The mangaka also made Komori-san can't decline.

>Kobayashi is actualy best girl in the show
Wew

>>153340768
Shit, I watched like 3 episodes of that show and then got jealous of the little shota.

I should've known.

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>>153340768
How is a 15-year-old's chest this big?

>>153340971
Fat boobs

>>153340971
Former Oppai loli artist.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=cool-kyou_shinja

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>>153340971
I don't care.

But why isn't anime real yet?

>>153341077
That explains a lot.

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Would you hug Kana?

>>153341256
Yes. I would also fug Kanna.

>>153341256
Yes, I don't want her to catch a frontal cold.

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>>153341256
I'd also protect her smile.

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>>153341040

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>>153341040
Would you carry her fat tiddies?

>>153324025
HL2 is set in Ukraine so it makes sense though, these are just animators using shortcuts (which if anyone here has animated you take every shortcut possible) like rotoscoping.

>>153341360
I'd just fuck her in her butt.
which is probably so tight it would pinch my penis off.

>>153341040
The better to help people with

>>153341370
>>153341476
Have you ever seen a fat girl with small boobs?
I sure haven't.

>>153341679
Only in 3D.
It's kinda strange.

>>153341679
I did
Also I wish I never did

>>153321665
>joys of horse pussy
you have this? For science of course.

>>153341991
You're anonymous mate, you can admit that you want to masturbate to it.

>>153315491

I want to receive dragon sumata.

>>153340202
>those are some soft dragon scales
It is canon that Touru turn one of her scales into a chair for carrying Kobayashi on her back after the first day. So it makes sense that she would turn her scales into soft plushie softness for bed time.

>>153342063
You realize that all our posts are stored by the hebrews to be used against us?

Why does Touru want to feed her tail to Kobayashi?

>>153342322
She wants to make her fat like her.

>>153342305
You don't matter enough for them to use it against you.

>>153342322
It's a fetish thing.

>>153342322
It's something like some men enjoy seeing sluts swallowing semen.

>>153342322
vore fetish

>>153342322
She's trying to get Kobayashi accustomed to letting her inside her body

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>>153342373
What's wrong with fat girls?

>>153342476
They're disgusting and Tohru is not fat. Look at her waist.

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Its quite heartwarming how Kobayashi and Tohru have each other and makes me wish i had someone too

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>>153342576
Maybe we'll all have our own Kobayashis in the next life.

>>153342476

That little bit with putting on the sticker was the cutest shit.

>>153321932
that scene left my crying tears of joy for hours. And i will never see it animated. why live.

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>>153321614
How do you even know that
I hail from the board of which we do not speak of

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>>153321932
why do they bully her

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>>153342616
We can only hope

>>153321932
I think they're going to animate the entire manga, anon.

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So what are the chances that the mangaka will write any more volumes after the anime is done? I don't wanna give up Kobayashi that quickly.

Why is KObayashi better selfinsert MC than like 90% of male MCs in last few yers

Why didn't anyone think of thick loli thighs before? It's genius.

>>153327767
A five year old should not be this criminally T H I C C.

>>153342891
The manga is still going.

>>153342901
Her being female allows the warm familial feelings to flow instead of tired romance or harem cliches.

>>153342901
Possibly because you're a 20-something office worker who's dead inside, just like her.

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>>153342322
To a dragon that's probably like genuflecting and presenting a ring.

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>>153343081
>Possibly because you're (...) dead inside

>>153342916
>>153342910
>fat apologists
You guys are probably lardasses

>>153315491
>show so shit she is already chaika/umaru status
lol

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>>153342901
maybe because characters are less awkward about the whole relationship thing.

>there's this cute girl
>she loves me and wants to move in with me
>ok
>continue life as before, but with slightly more happiness

>>153317880
Dolphins too. Getting your dick skinned is a serious concern if you put it in deep. Solution: use just the tip and allow their psychoactive secretions to get you off.
That's real, by the way. Dolphin pussy juice works like a hentai aphrodisiac.

On the opposite side of things, a male dolphin ejaculates with enough force to rupture a human uterus.

Source: my friend is a disturbingly well informed dolphin trainer.

>>153343395
Really makes me wonder why romcom shit even exist

>>153343568
>a male dolphin ejaculates with enough force to rupture a human uterus
That's kinda hot.

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Smug Tooru

>>153315491
The first KyoAni Yuri anime is too good
really, self inser can't even compete

>>153341256
>>153341315
>>153341324
>>153341360
all of you're are too gross/incompente for this

>>153343741
10/10, would pinch those chubby cheeks

>>153343741
not that smug, just happy

>>153343326
Just an immense gut, the rest of me is fairly thing.

>>153343791
Please choose your next name from a series I don't follow.

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>Expect good anime
>Receive great anime

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The height gap between them is cute as fuck.

>>153343940
Tohru is fat

>>153343970
In the right places.

>>153343884
It's the first kyoani show since Nichijou that I actually enjoy.

>>153343970
Kobayashi likes a little bit of tummy to squeeze while they spoon

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>>153320360
>>153320467
Kobayashi's smile is a gift to this world. She really is too perfect.

>>153344083
I dislike that image.

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>>153344083
You fucking delete that picture right the fuck now

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What is she advertising?

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>>153344083
DELETE THIS

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>>153344167
Wrong pic.

>>153343131
Jesus Christ

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>>153344083
>not harvesting the lifeforce of a city or two to grant kobayashi immortality
come on, we know how fiercely dragons protect their treasure

>>153344227
You's gonna get put in the pear wiggler for your incompetence.

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>>153344083

>>153344274
Tohru's lifespan is literally in the billions of years. She could easily give up her own.

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Me and my wife Kanna are extremely compatible.

I want humans from tohrus world to kill her in a battle.

>>153344523
Fuck off, Yaweh.

>>153344523
I want God to appear in Kobayashi's world and forgive Tooru.

>>153344429
MOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>153344523
My dad works for Cool and he told me the next character to be introduced is a Dragonslayer
kobayashi gets an ikemen crush on him to make ntrguy gags

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Oh wow!

>>153344923
Not gonna lie, I'd love to see a holy knight join the gang with the intention of slaying Tooru and Iruru.

>>153345029
I'd rather see a rogue knight.
I'm tired of those regular christcuck knight characters.

>>153344986
>no Kobayashi
Worthless.

>>153344986
Lucoa's outfit is not slutty enough.

Have Iruru's tits been animated yet

Literally all I care about

>>153344923
>holy magic superpowered dragonslayer hunts Tooru down in the human world
>stuffed to the gills with anti-dragon enchantments and swords of dragonslaying etc
>Kobayashi just shoots him

>>153320502
I would kill a shota for her titfuck. Aztecs are all about sacrifices anyways

>>153345173
How slutty is too slutty?

Naked?

>>153345029
>Dragonslayer appears out of nowhere in Kobayashi's workplace
>announces himself as such and instantly draws the ire of Tooru by hitting on Kobayashi
>ENCHANTED ARMOR GIVEN TO HIM BY GOD HIMSELF makes him immune to Tooru
>does absolutely nothing except hang around, ignore Elma's advances (Doragonsureiya-samaaaaa~) and saturate the office with bishonen sparkles
>teaches Fafnir how to git gud at dark souls

>>153345488
I hate him already.

>>153345482
See >>153320502

>>153344986
This is why 2D is best.

>>153345565
the running gag is despite him being superpowered and completely immune to dragon magic, he is quite susceptible to just getting things thrown at his face by kobayashi
and being voiced by sugita

>>153345719
>and being voiced by sugita
I like him already.

>>153345774
Sugita's engrish is a miracle of the universe.

>>153343632
also male dolphins will totally attempt to bone female researchers

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>>153345624
>implying anons wouldnt want to sex their waifu's VA while she does the character voice

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>>153344986
>tfw no VAs with fat tiddies to voice thick dragons

>>153345979
So many fetishes combined. I think I have to go masturbate.

>>153346379
>So many fetishes combined
Fish dicks and lab coats get you horny?

>>153346457
>dolphins
>fish

>>153346740
They're just penguins with an attitude problem.

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>>153346800

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>>153343884
>expected okay anime
>its actually my AOTS

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>>153346943
>laughing cassowary.jpg
Sounds scary as fuck to be honest.

>>153347160
they make good dinosaurs

>>153315491
I want to eat her tail.

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>>153347160

I read through the manga yesterday, and I have 3 questions

a) why is there such an emphasis on lucoa/shota and elma in the OP when they get less focus than fafnir in the manga? There's literally one chapter explaining lucoa's relationship with the shota

b) is there any particular reason that the anime skips over certain chapters and shows things out of order? I thought I had found where the show left off, but then the dodgeball chapter was several after that, and there's the comket chapter which should have happened already iirc

c) any chance we'll see iruru (at least her first appearance?)

>>153347500
[laughs in 30 Hz]

>>153347550
A) They're still main dragons, and Elma does at least have a significant role with Iruru's arrival.
B) Anime pacing. I ain't gotta explain shit.
C) Not a chance.

>>153347442
Kobayashi's tastebud's only.

>>153347663
>They're still main dragons, and Elma does at least have a significant role with Iruru's arrival.
I know, I guess I was just disappointed there wasn't more Lucoa + shota interaction

>>153347940
>kys
No, you kill yourself.

For those who read the manga- does Kobayashi and Tooru's ever develop?

>>153348163
Not to the point of Kobayashi reciprocating Tooru's advances.

>>153321665
Horsefucker anon is a legend.
Sad ending though.

The game fafnir plays is darksouls?
Why are japs obsessed with that game?
Re:zero also referenced it.

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I'm learnin how to draw and this Kanna is the first finished drawing I've done,

Wanna improve and keep drawing daughterfu.

>>153348594
Not fat enough.

>>153348561
It's a really good game.

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Tohru is FAT! She needs to lose weight

>>153348658
thick*

>>153348561
It's a Japanese game that's loved worldwide, why wouldn't they reference it?

>>153348785
i need to be inside her.

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>>153348785

>>153345285
There are nogunz in Nippon

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>>153348785
She's just big-boned.

>>153349075
Not entirely true.

why is tohru so thirsty for kobayashi?
is it explained later in the manga because it just looks like kobayashi wandered into tohru in the woods while drunk and then probably told her to become a maid

I guess its possible that the sword tohru was having dreams about was still in her and kobayashi pulled it out?

>>153349151
Yeah, its explained in the manga.

There was a heavenly sword inside Tooru. She was going to die from the wound but Kobayashi drunkenly came and pulled it out. Then shared some of her alcohol with Tooru. That's when she told her originally to be her maid and offered her a place to stay.

>>153321384
Whoa, that's a boy?

>>153347673
My girl, my tail.

>>153349285
A very tasty little boy.

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>>153348594
FTFY

>>153349151
>>153349274
There's also a scene in Tohru's past when she meets a girl who wants to become a maid

>>153349537
Rippletits please go.

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>>153341077
so many paizuris here

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>>153350897
I want Kobayashi to mark me as hers!

>>153350986
How did you find out about 4chan, Tooru?

>>153350794
"Lucoa" x "shota" rape is essentially canon:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56173797

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>>153350897

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>>153343970
Indeed she is.

>>153351264
Author's overall idea how should Titimosters x Shottas work:
http://i4.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2012/04/30/06/34/47/26897623_p0.png

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>>153344083
DELETE THIS

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>>153344083

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>>153344083
DELETE THIS!

>>153352001
Fat girls mean fat thighs

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>>153344083
Why

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>>153344083
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT , REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GENEPOOL NOW

>>153321004
>turn 180 and walk away

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>>153344083
MODS

>>153352001
That tail bothers me to no end. How is it attached?

>>153344986
theyre all surprisingly cute.
i welcome our new idol seiyuu overlords

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>>153344083
I don't like you, anon.

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>>153344083

>>153326695
In your nearest dragon-shaped animal crackers vending machine

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>>153344986
>Lucoa's shorts not tight enough, small tits
>Kanna with noodle legs

>>153340292
she is not fat
she has a big dragon body frame

>>153344083
Everyone knows that when Kobayashi dies Tooru will consume her so she'll always be a part of her.

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>>153354510
yamero

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>>153354510
you're funny anon
gimme another one

>>153321164
>not only does Kobayashi provide for this woman and some kid that's not even hers, Tohru also breaks shit randomly

>>153354671
Well she can magically fix them instantly.

>>153353444
>That tail bothers me to no end. How is it attached?
Your mistake is thinking that the tail is being attached to the human body.
The tail is real, the human body isn't. The human body contorts itself around the tail, not the other way around. The human body does not obey biology because it is a synthetic construct, a disguise. The horns and tail are the only real part of her body that you are seeing.

What mythologies are Tohru and Elma from? I know the others but not those two.

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>>153354510
It's time to stop

>>153354751
>What mythologies are Tohru and Elma from? I know the others but not those two.
OC Doughnut Steel. They are left originals to leave room for development. Myths restrict what a character can do.

are we ever going to see Kobayashi dress like a girl?

>>153354795
>Myths restrict what a character can do.
Because we all know Quetzalcoatl was a busty blonde chick who hung out in Japan playing dodgeball and flirting with shotas.

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>Aztec "mythology"

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Will this be in the OVA?

>>153354900
>Because we all know Quetzalcoatl was a busty blonde chick who hung out in Japan playing dodgeball and flirting with shotas.
Blond and light skin are both canon. Taking on female form is entirely normal as well. Also note that Lucoa technically has rainbow hair.

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Does this shota understand how lucky he is?

>Several sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough. Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses.
Sounds like the plot of an Asanagi doujin

>>153354900
Appearance is different. But the historical one played ollamalitzli and he did get drunk and rape his little sister that one time. Her and Fafnir are pretty accurate representation, aside from Lucoa's gender swap. Presumably Kanna is too, although I don't really know enough about the original to say.

>>153355068
His balls haven't dropped so no

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>>153338764

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Why is she sitting on the floor?

>>153355155
>>153355035
Between these two posts, the only part you guys didn't explain is the bust. I don't there's a case directly related to this, but there is an old myth where the Toltec king was unsatisfied with the asses of the women that his allies offered as his bride, so Texcatlipoca and some minor god turned themselves into women with huge asses and fucked the king. His allies, who had been working hard to find the fattest asses in their own cities, were pissed that the kind just went and fucked some other bitch (they didn't know she was a god in disguise) so they were pissed, and this failure in foreign relations lead to that king being forcibly removed from power.

>>153355336
Because she's a maid.

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The famous KyoAni bean mouth.

>>153355463
I want to taste Tooru's classy bean.

>>153355463
I would like to bean in her mouth if you know what I mean.

>>153355336
>Why is she sitting on the floor?
As is explained in the manga and soon in the anime, Tohru considers being a maid being almost the same as being a slave. But a flashback also points out that the big difference, is that you are a maid by your own free will, and that's the thing that matters.

>>153354751
tohru is just a regular western-style dragon, isn't she?

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what can defeat her?

>>153355645
my dick

>>153355644
>tohru is just a regular western-style dragon, isn't she?
With Chinese dragon horns.

While Elma is mostly Western water serpent, but with Japanese sensitivities in outfit. Basically both are a mix of East and West.