Anon, you're waifu is pregnant with your kid, congratulations.
There's a little problem though.
You must give him/her a weeb/Japanese name or else, you will never get to see them and you're waifu and kid will forever hate you.
What do you name your first-born kid?
I go withIritsu, if somebody asks, I'll just say it's a play with the word Iris.
εδΊ εͺθ.