Hey anon! Can you help me cook and wash the dishes? I asked Asuka

>>153247340
baka
*leaves*

>>153247340
no i'm not a faggot
only faggots and women cook and wash the dishes

>I asked Asuka
Stop bullshitting me
If you actually had balls to ask her about something she might have called you "Baka" much less
Fucking spineless prick

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>>153247470
What are you talking about anon? I'm a man myself and I consider these very important. Misato won't do those things so it's up to us to keep this house running. Its easy. Start by cleaning this mug.

I've got a jar full of McDonald's pickles, and I want to hide them in every meal. I also want to rub them on the edge of each glass and mug you have in the apartment.

Ask the penguin, I'm busy fucking Misato.

>>153247607
Mabye you should grow a pair and make two fucking women living with you doing these things, you faggot? You know what, Shinji? You actually think people will love you and need you if you constantly lick their asses and do what they want you to do? Well guess what? They fucking hate you, you worthless fucking cunt. They just use you as a housewife but they fucking hate you for what you are. Nobody will love you for being such a pussy. So stop letting everyone order you around and do something yourself, you little shit. And forget about your dad already, he's a prick

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>>153247730
Take that back!

>>153247920
Oh whatcha gonna do, bitchboy? Let me fuck you in your pale ass? Cause that's what you want isn't it? "A-anon, p-please don't hate me! Love me!" Go fuck yourself, you shit. You would rim my ass if I told you I'll love you for that. You are pathetic, Shinji. Kill yourself. Oh right, you can't, you're a coward.

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>>153248019
You want me to rim your ass?

>/a/ - Homoerotic Roleplaying

>>153247340
Why are you even washing the dishes, Rei already washed them before you came jesus fuck just get in the robot already no excuses

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>>153248116
Not him but yes please

Kaworu is dead

>>153247340
Sure! What's on the menu?

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>>153248116
Yes
Suck on my ass like it's your Mom's titty
I can already see the disappointment on her giant purple face when she discovers that her son is an ass sucking faggot