The eternal Amanda
i like diana
post rare sucy eyes
Gas the Dianafags
best girl
>>153116821
First for Irish-American is not Irish
=// OFFICIAL /sp/ BEST GIRL RANKING //==
ABSOLUTELY GOD TIER TASTE
1. AMANDA
POWER GAP
GREAT TASTE
2. URSULA
2.1 DIANA
POWER GAP
GOOD / ACCEPTABLE
3. SUCY
4. LOTTE
4.1 ANABELLE
5. CONSTANZE
6. BAREFOOT AFRICA WITCH
7. OBESE WITCH
POWER GAP
ABSOLUTELY MEME
9. AKKO
10. MEME CLOAKTOWER SENSEI
POWER GAP
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
9999999. TOOTHLESS SENSEI
POWER GAP OF THE UNIVERSE
ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS AWFUL TASTE
99999999999999. THAT SHIT SENSEI MEAN TO URSULA
999999999999999999999999. LAUGHING WHORES
Episode 5 promissory note in the foreshadowing sequence. Look who is next for episode 6.
Soon.
>>153116971
but they're girls
Why is Akko such a bitch?
Literally worst girl.
Bukkakko
>Diana mastered it age of twelve and no one else could read it
What the fuck?
>ANOTHER magic language that only Diana-sama can read and the teachers can't
I don't care how many excuses you make about muh character development, this is fucking tiresome.
>>153116992
>girls can't sleep naked together in the same bed
?
>>153117009
I've been saying since the beginning she was a giant mary sue but people here are too busy dick-riding tattun to notice
Why is Diana so shit?
She ruined the whole episode
>>153117009
Thats some meta shit to make everyone hate diana
>Diana continues to be literally perfect
I used to be able to forgive it, but now this is just getting old.
>You will never be a 1000+ year old dragon tending your stocks
Why even live
>>153117009
Literal Mary Sue tier
wtf I hate Diana now
No really, I liked her before this episode, but now she's ridiculously OP
>>153117037
Except she's a massive bitch.
Diana is the perfect example of how not to write a Magnificent Bastard
even the dragon bullies akko
So Diana can
>Control time and space
>Read Dragon language
>Has IQ of 300
>Knows every law regarding debts and money in general
What else
>>153117009
>no-one else
I think it's just because luna nova is a shitty schoo
the dragon reminded me of a character from that hit cartoon series about ponies!
Akko is delicious!
>>153116997
This joke was pretty funny
>>153117106
>fastest broom racer and can out race the fastest broom ever created with a school issued "students first broom"
>>153117106
>Has exclusive spells no one else has
>Fastest witch ever
>>153117103
akko is delicious. DELICIOUS!
>the Dianafags said the subs would make Diana's intervention more interesting and character developing
>it only makes her MORE of a mary sue by giving her another rare language for her polyglot polymath polymage repertoire
I hope Dianafags are happy with their incredibly boring perfect waifu now
>Luna Nova agreed to a contract that nobody could read
Not even surprised the school is failing.
>>153117125
Is he going to get Sucy pregnant?
>>153116950
>diana
>>153117106
>Can use Crazy Diamond
>>153117106
>can raise my dick without a spell
>>153117103
What does Akko taste like?
>>153117177
>Lets make a deal with a dragon, im sure nothing can go wrong!
Threadly reminder that ursula has holes just for her armpitsWhat do they smell like?
>>153117177
>people can actually learn it at age 12, but they never asked someone to translate
the administration's incompetence and Diana's perfection are both getting distractingly over the top. It's starting to just make the entire universe unsatisfying.
>>153117210
It's obvious that Diana has evil abusive parents and hates her life.
>>153116795 #
>there was no plot progression
It literally stated that Luna Nova's financial problems were worst than initially thought, and that the magic crisis is not limited to the school.And this is also probabl linked to the reasons as of why Shiny Chariot quit and disappeared.
Plus, it finally established Amanda, Constanze and Jasminka after their brief introduction in Ep.3.
Now this is literally the only legit criticism of the episode so far. >>153116917 , The adult characters should be shown at least more reliable during these type of situations.
I normally like Diana but she was actually a Mary Sue this episode
>only one who can read ancient text
>shows up to save the day at last second
>whenever Diana wasn't on screen all other characters asked "Where's Diana???"
Amanda and Akko stood out as actual characters, and the other girls (minus Lotte) had cool moments. Also I guess Ursula left the school? She should have been the one able to read the dragon text ffs.
>>153117175
Her talents wouldn't be so bad if the teachers had any common sense and actually acted like adults.
>>153117233
In a language we don't speak
Nothing Akko did this episode mattered at all. Plus she was far more autistic than usual.
Is Akko the most annoying ass shit MC of all time? Literally the only redeeming part of her is her thighs.
>>153117106
EVERYTHING SHE DOES TO IMPRESS AND MAKE AKKO LOVE HER
but akko ends up being mad at her!
ITS NOT FAIR
Where the fuck was Ursula during all this?
can someone hook a fellow sucyfriend up with a link to episode 5 subbed? thanks
>diana the mary sue
It's okay when Trigger does it!
>>153117247
>>153117172
I want to eat Akko!
that episode was fucking trash 5/10 at best
>>153117239
Silly anon, Ursula is too THICC now to wear outfits like that!
>>153117106
She's basically like a pokemon that's been bred to have perfect IVs and nature + all the best egg moves.
In anime being rich and being from a noble bloodline are superpowers that grant abilities beyond wealth and influence.
>>153117037
I only like her with Akko, not individually.
sausages!!
>>153117195
no one would even hear her scream!
>it's a subtle pandering to size fetishists episode
>>153116996
She just wanted to see the pantsu
>>153116950
Why does she flash her armpits like some sort of slut?
>>153117009
>Cavendish family secret
>Nobody else knows
Yeah, no shit. And they also went through the trouble of saying that magic is dying all around the world. Maybe you can even consider that the teachers not knowing some obscure nonsense is proof of their downfall. Also, why would anyone be surprised after knowing that Diana also learned Luna Runes? Do your memories even work? I'm sure children are better at critical analysis than this.
>>153116996
those legs
>>153117306
Selling her body to contribute to the school's debt repayment.
B E S T G I R L
>>153117289
Every character acted in a way only to justify Diana saving the day in the end. Really bad episode!
>>153117062
this, she's a living deus ex machina
I don't care if it's supposed to be meta it's just bringing down the show
>>153117037
It wasn't as bad before
>>153117106
Diana is actually ruining the entire show and it's pissing me off
There was a certain face akko made when the whole debt shtick was revealed that summed my feelings regarding that development pretty well.
People missed the point of the episode and the show. Tradition is bad. The teachers were getting scammed because they were following a 1000 year tradition and didn't bother to question it. It showed that Diana, like Akko, is also someone willing to break tradition but in her own say.
are you fucking serious?
fuck this
>>153117334
JASMINKA STRONK
>>153117344
>He hasn't realized that the show panders to a lot of fetishes already.
Only way to redeem diana is to show ursula transforming into her before going into the dragon's lair.
>>153117295
I know how that feels.
>>153117306
SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO COULD READ DRAGON TEXT goddammit being an ursulafag is suffering ;_;
>tfw you're best girl and everyone is super salty about you
>>153117334
[sausages intensify]
>>153117083
I thought that was pretty obvious from the get-go anon.
>teacher scrawls some shit on the board
>diana is the first student the teacher has ever seen actually read without studying
>that magic that helped heal the tree her family specializes in
>it took a special, sentient, super broom of legend to even keep up with her in the relay and she won it even though her teammates were trapped for like 90% of the race
And that's just the first couple examples I can think of off the top of my head, I'm sure there are more I can't recall, but yeah, there's a reason she's the top student at that place and everyone wants to conjure a penis onto her so they can suck it.
>>153114489
>>153114524
>>153114551
>>153114600
OH YEAH? ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR THIS
HERE'S YOUR SLUT POTATO!http://imgur.com/Z93bUez
What dead languages did you mastered at the age of twelve /a/?
Was it me or all girls had bigger bust this episode?
Trigger knew what they were doing by blowing the budget on a perfect episode three as "bait".
Then churning on this stupid shit two episodes in a row
>>153117382
>"why isnt akko impressed at my abilities?"
>"why does she still hang out with amanda?"
>>153117408
This is my headcanon now
>>153117438
>Not you
Even better.
>>153117307
http://asenshi.moe/little-witch-academia-05/
>>153117450
Visual Basic
>>153117243
>the administration's incompetence
yeah I haven't seen a group in charge that was this stupid since the jedi council
Is Diana gonna be Satsuki all over again where she has an artificial low point in her character that amounts to nothing but making her more likable to the rest of the cast?
Because I'm KINDA feeling like it's happening right now.
>>153117438
wew lad
>>153117450
1337 5p34k
>>153117438
>only one cock visible
>no cum
step up, senpai
>>153117453
>he doesn't know about the midseason lull
It happens in every anime. Just wait for the cour finale.
oh, so Diana ALSO solved the overarching plot of Luna Nova running out of fucking money
amazing sasuga
Doujin of the girls having to sell their bodies to raise funds for Luna Nova when?
>Main group was completely useless during the episode
>>153117477
thank you my friend
>>153117503
No she didn't, the school is still poor besides the dragon shit
>>153117450
Español
>>153117500
Stop giving me an armpit fetish, stupid potato!
>>153117453
Episode 04 was fine.
Shit, this episode was also fine until exactly 18:46
>>153117500
Nah, I'm going to bed now, it's past 5 am.
>>153117518
They were useful audience stand-ins for the exposition dumps.
>>153117450
Etruscan
Proto-Indo-European
Edenic Hebrew
Voynich-ish
Thanks rich parents!
>(((Dragons)))
>>153117451
I noticed that as well. What the fuck?
>>153117402
Name an instance that's as blatant as this.
Sucy sucking in potion fumes comes across more as a weed joke than a fartfag thing.
>>153116950
will Akko ever leave meme tier?
>super genius rich diana x perfect+
>Gargamel jew dragon in bathrobe
And in one episode, LWA has become MLP tier.
Oh well, it was fun ovas, shame, now it's utter shite garbage for autismo waifushits abd /co/ cunts who are used eating diarrhea.
>>153116821
I'm triggered that they call it the "Jack". A jack is a small naval flag. A "Union Jack" refers to the British flag on a bow of a ship. The symbol itself is the Union flag.
>21 more episodes of shit characters and shit writing
How is Trigger going to salvage this?
>>153117518
>main group completely useless
>faculty completely useless
>lol diana solves everything
Mary sue
>7 days til next episode
here comes the pain again
might as well write fanfics about the love triangle between akko, diana and amanda
Trigger know what they're doing.
Episode 7 Diana gets kidnappedor worseand the rest of the show is trying to get her back orrevenge to those responsible
>>153117563
>>153117106
>can stop time with the worldo
>>153116971
>that pic
what did he mean by this?
>>153117595
>when they see your penis
>>153117593
>a weed joke
This is "jojo reference" tier retarded.
>>153117306
Probably crying over the betrayal of last ep
Is this a kissu?
>>153117429
Yeah so best girl that you managed to make Akko not lick your pussy tonight.
>Akko and Amanda both scream that they're annoyed and Diana is too perfect
>people think it's bad writing when they're making you perfectly empathize with the protagonist
Really makes you think.
>>153117615
It was always MLP tier. Did you not notice all the manchildren praising LWA while at the same time thinking they're too good for "moeshit"?
>>153117491
>making her more likable to the rest of the cast?
All except that part. I don't think Akko will ever like her unless Diana truly takes the stick out of her ass.
>people mad at Diana
Look fags, it's called building somebody up so the protag can shit on them at a later episode. This will then make Diana hot for Akko and ta-da, we end with them driving off into the racist British countryside and living in a cottage while reservoirs, motorways and social housing are built all around.
People hating Diana are just jelly they were never good at anything in their lives.
>>153117673
She was diana with a transformation spell, ursula is gangsta as shit behind the scene
>Implying Diana didn't go down to the laundry room in an attempt to steal Akko's panties
>>153117689
>Implying it wouldn't be the other way around
Top 10 Anime Deaths
>>153117692
this saved what was otherwise a trainwreck of an episode
Why is Amanda soRyūko-tier?
I can't wait to see what logic hurdles triggerfags jump over to defend this. Fucking retarded
>>153117672
>droopy eyes and pale skin
>long ass emo hair
>literally fled from a country that's currently having a druggie holocaust
DUDE
>>153117615
>>153117716
>replying to yourself
2/10 made me reply
>>153117720
>People hating Diana are just jelly they were never good at anything in their lives
More like they're being purposefully obtuse to get a rise out of people. Which they're succeeding at.
>>153117616
Unfortunately this is a meme as well. If you read up it's only in certain circumstances and they're used interchangeably to the best of my knowledge.
>>153117640
>Trigger know what they're doing
After 2 OVAs and 5 episodes so far I don't know how you can think this.
>>153117720
It's really the teachers' fault, not Diana's. The fact that almost all of them besides ursula act like cunts doesn't help
>>153117438
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMANbravo now do one of Diana
>>153117724
>shirt cut off exactly where the armpits are
This show is going to give me a fetish, isn't it?
>hurr Diana is shit because she does useful things
>hurr Akko is good because she doesn't do shit
>>153117617
>How is Trigger going to salvage this?
It's not. Sales are stuck at 500 in the ranking, and this episode didn't help at all.
Oh great, now we'll have a week of people who don't know what "Mary Sue" means.
>>153117664
>>153117774
SOON
O
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>>153117720
Honestly I think most of the people shitting on Diana here are just going on the offensive immediately to put insufferable Dianafags on the back foot before they can start up with their MY BONG RACIST WAIFU IS THE BEST shitposting again.
It's working, Dianafags have been on the defensive so far.
>>153117438
This but diana, do it for Tattun
>>153117713
/a/ is fucking autistic as fuck. Why the hell did you expect this shit to register. They're only in here for shipping.
>>153117382
>All Diana has done were meant to impress and woo Akko
>>153117713
>it's SUPPOSED to be bad
You remember how Diana called Akko out on being an annoying little shit in the second OVA, and the resolution to this was that her friends unconditionally forgave her and kept enabling her annoying shit personality? Really gets your brainpussy wet.
>>153117689
is Diana being horny for Akko canon?
In episode 2 I think they did a good job of showing Diana was indeed both knowledgeable and skilled, but was lacking something Akko had- which was passion and love.
Episode 5 showed us everyone is incompetent besides Diana, who might as well be running the school. I hope other episodes make up for this one.
>>153117829
Diana is the LITERAL definition of a Mary Sue you dumb cocksucker
While it was not a stellar resolution, everything up to the debt dragon was great. There will be a time for Diana to eat shit.
>this thread
>>153117875
>Episode 6
>Diana is actually head mistress now
>>153117808
>>153117846
So shitposting for waifu wars? A'ight.
>>153117785
>pose
JOJO
Listen kid, weedshitters didn't invent inhaling noxious fumes.
>>153117640
Nah, it's just gonna be another everyone rides Diana's futacock episode.
>>153117762
So this is spiral power eh
>>153117863
>All Diana has done were meant to impress and woo Akko
says who?
>>153117744
Meant for >>153117382
>>153117713
Diana is the antagonist of the first arc. Then the big bad appears and Diana and Akko have to team up.
Does anyone here actually watch anime or is it just waifufags?
>>153117885
>triggerfags will defend this shit episode
at least amanda and akko totally get it
>>153117846
>MY BONG RACIST WAIFU IS THE BEST shitposting
>taking fringe /pol/ metaposting seriously
Get a load of this guy. More likely that them and the haters are the same crowd playing both sides.
I had less qualms with Diana being perfect than with these fucking hags being so pathetic, holy shit, even Ursula is miles better than them.
It was a fun episode, but I don't like how Trigger seems to be making them "stand alone", there's pretty much no mention of any previous event.
>>153117880
Define it.
>>153117686
>eskimo kiss
>lips literally touching
What did Trigger mean by this?
If I don't get monolithic amounts of ursula badassery to compensate for this I'm gonna shoot up studio trigger
>>153117911
does that mean she can make akko do everything she wants?!
>>153117450
German
>>153117844
They already did an Inferno Cop reference. Just fuckin' throw in a Mako or Ryūko cameoOr even a sentient clothing jokeand I'll be satisfied.
Diana and Constanze were the only good parts of this subpar episode. I can't believe there are people who don't understand that Diana is intentionally too perfect, they've literally said it out loud several times you dumb fucks.
>>153116821
Amanda saved the episode from Akko autism and Diana bitchiness, truly best girl.
>>153117880
She isn't. Because she isn't liked by the other characters. She also is arrogant and nearly killed all the butterflies because she thought she knew best. She isn't a Mary Sue because of those reasons. If she was loved by everybody (yes that includes Akko and co) and she knew they were butterflies and shit instantly and all that jazz, she'd be a Mary Sue.
But she didn't, so she isn't.
>>153117096
How is thinking this episode was bad bait?
Because you're just being subjective.
>My biggest problem with this episode is actually Akko and not the dumb mess of a plot.
How can you state the plot is a "mess"? You're saying it's all over the place but not explaining how.
>She doesn't do anything remotely good or likeable.
So? Sucy doesn't either and she's loved. It's all subjective. And by likable, I direct you to episode 4, where she was understanding to Lotte's decision to return the pen.
The deal with Akko is that she's not only genki, is that she defies the rules, her real flaws are her recklessnes and how confrontational she can get. That you don't like her, that's your personal opinion.
>Everything Diana said about her was right.
That's correct, but Diana also said she has an additional aspect she and Ursula noticed, that she has guts and passion.
And speaking about Diana, people are starting to hate her for being "too perfect" which is also not true. So you see, it's all about subjetivities.
>Her and the gang don't even accomplish anything in the end.
The episode wasn't about them accomplishing anything, was about setting Amanda, Contanze and Jasminka as secondary characters, introducing the dragons and expanding the basic worldbuilding.
Hey guys Akko actually used magic again this episode. She totally used her wand as a flashlight. SHE'S HELPING GUYS.
Also I'm not really sold on this thorny relationship with her and Amanda. I liked the way they were with each other in the OVAs.
The first 18 minutes of this episode were great.
Then Diana showed up.
>>153117954
What's there to mention? They brought up the race at least.
>>153117962
I'm certainly going to let Tattun have it the next time he pops in here
>>153117954
>there's pretty much no mention of any previous event.
They mentioned the broom race. But yeah I agree I'm tired of the episodic shit give me a fucking plot.
>>153117720
>Look fags, it's called building somebody up so the protag can shit on them at a later episode.
Yes, and you're supposed to hate them at least until that point.
>People hating Diana are just jelly they were never good at anything in their lives.
Or they have the decency not to rub it in everyone's faces.
>>153117795
>durr it's impossible for more than 1 person to hold an opinion I don't like
Suddenly the MLP comparison becomes even stronger.
fun parts
>robo dragon action
>magic shotgun
>rpg constanze
>napalm sucy
not fun
>diana showing up and exposition dumps
>btw Diana saved the day
At least the Fafnir was a cool guy. I thought the mecha dragons were going to be important but I guess they are not going to appear again.
>>153117978
>justifying mary sues
It's okay when Trigger does it!
>>153117037
Everyone told me I didn't know what Mary Sue meant when I said it. I don't see how anyone can still deny it
Fafnir was pretty much Splinter in dragon form.
Also, was he investing in porn?
>>153117829
>Secondary character to the main arc of the story that completely takes over in overall influence, popularity, and competence with shallow justifications on such, with any faults/dislikable traits being very light and even an advantage in moderation. Like fussy when motivating or quick to anger when witnessing crime.
Pretty accurate to me boy.
>>153118022
Yet all the fun parts were pointless, and might actually cost the school since they were dragons toys.
>>153118032
>Mary Sue
You don't know what that word means.
Rey from Star Wars TFA is a Mary Sue for instance.
>>153117868
>the resolution to this was that her friends unconditionally forgave her
I thought she apologized first and they made up after that climactic fight with the giant where everyone pitched in?
>>153118025
Maybe the mecha dragons were a metaphor for the fact that magic is dying out as well as the dragon race. Fafnir had to build his own friends now.
>>153116821
>5 episodes in
>still no interaction between undercover chariot and her fan girl
Episode 5 was boring. The most uninteresting till now.
>>153117985
She isn't liked by the thieving criminal and the loud retard. Big deal.
>>153117306
In a pub, drinking all night. It was her free day.
>>153118070
You don't know what it means either
>>153117990
t. dianafag
You don't fool anyone, faggot
>>153117306
probably getting railed by Andrew
>>153118070
>Rey is a Mary Sue
she's not any worse than Luke or Anakin were but people go MUH STRONK FEMALE CHARACTER MUH MARY SUE because she's got titties
I love how Milky Holmes deconstructs the Diana archetype. Truly the Evangelion of anime.
>>153118048
>Secondary character
Wow, to think you could be so wrong so quickly. At least try to get through the first sentence.
I think a lot of the problems of the resolution would have been resolved if Professor Finneran had been the one delivering the actual legal argument about the debt being nullified, and Diana had just provided the evidence. That would still have demonstrated Diana's competence but would have also made the administration look marginally less useless.
There is no reason the student should be the one delivering the argument.
>>153118094
How so?
>>153118074
No, she apologized after her friends showed up to save her ass because they already forgave her.
>>153118082
This makes me so mad
Like Ursula just took the shining rod and fucked off somewhere this ep. What's up with that
>>153118014
>if I keep calling them MLP maybe I'll win the argument
>Sorcerer's Stone has ZERO protection; the dragon's just strolled up and took it
>The school's professors can't read Dragon-language but Diana was fluent at the age of 12
>Old dragon wearing pajamas felt totally out of place
What the fuck was this episode. All of the previous episodes were good but this one was kinda retarded.
Diana is so perfect it ruined the episode
>>153118087
She isn't liked by anyone of the main cast.
>>153118101
All these dianafags trying to defend this garbage episode. Last episode was garbage too.
>people caring about the plot
I'm here for subtext so I can fap better. Literally the only reason. It's a crime there is only one LWA doujin to the best of my knowledge and it'sfuta
How will dianafags ever recover!?
>>153118040
You were wrong and still are.
Man I didn't really hate Diana but she better have some terrible flaw because that was by far one of the worst Mary sue moments I have seen in a trigger show. Its almost disgusting how bad that was.
>>153118116
Then what? She's the protagonist? Then maybe they should just remove Akko. She's fucking useless anyway.
>>153118146
And the main cast is so shit the roles might as well be reversed.
>dianafags near me
>>153118147
>ctrl + F "dianafag"
Oh boy.
I'd say episode 5 was probably my second favorite episode behind 4.
>Hurr durr I hate when characters talk because I can't read the subs fast enough, why can't they have more magic broom races to soothe my ADHD, and Diana and Akko should make out, fuck you Trigger for not making Diana the protagonist and I am literally drowning in dicks right now because I am retarded
>>153118050
but its fun and entertaining,which is the point of the show, to be entertained
>All this bitching about Diana
>Nothing about based Constanze
Seriously, she stole the show and carried the team this episode.
Cant wait for the episode where they try to make Diana look relatable.
At least we got to see Diana enjoy doing something.
She loves proving she's the perfect person everyone thinks she is, it will make her fall better.
Make way, only useful witch coming through.
>100-year-old NEET
>create robo-dactyls to do all your outside world chores
>devote yourself to science and stock markets to get in touch with the times
>scams little witches of their school funding by making them submit to a contract they couldn't even read in the first place
>even when they find out your bullshit, brilliant at keep bullshitting your way out
>remain a rich NEET browsing the computer forever
Is Fafnir who I think he is?
>>153117381
>Tradition is bad
>Tradition without evolution is bad
Fixed it for you, Luna Nova or magic in general are not the problem, it's that magic can't reach places (and people, but aparently the people in question are the membera of the magical world themselves) the same way as before.
>>153118132
>if I attack his choice of words instead of the argument maybe I'll win the argument
We already confirmed that /mlp/ faggots browse these threads anyway so the argument is moot.
Mary Sue Ex Machina is shit
>>153118134
Poor Diana, she has to go to a shitty school that's going to disappear any second now.
>>153118226
>Diana
>ever being relatable
Akko/Amanda confirmed best pairing and best girls
>>153118134
I thought this episode was pretty entertaining. Then again everything would be after the trainwreck that episode 4 was.
>>153118087
And? The main case don't like her despite Diana wanting to be liked. Diana is the typical "best girl at everything but really only wants friends but she pushes people away cause all she knows is being perfect and only social leeches hang around her" girl trope.
She isn't a Mary Sue as her entire shit is her trying to be liked by people who aren't teachers or parasites wanting her cause she's rich and the daughter of the world famous Cavendish's.
When she's loved by everybody and solves all the problems all the time, then she's Mary Sue. And even then, that's literally the point of her character.
>Akko isn't very good but she's special and has friends and sometimes that's better than being perfect lol
shit they're going for, come on lad, it's a show for girls and otaku to fap over and OTP.
>>153118218
>tfw german
>ashamed for my country
>not ashamed for new best girl
>>153117796
People also call all tissues Kleenex, bandages band-aids, and I've even heard "knots per hour" even though "per hour" is redundant. Even though some people use it interchangeably that doesn't mean it is correct.
>>153118218
>>153118229
Constanze is cute and is2ndbest witch
AKKOXDIANA EPISODE WHEN
>>153118170
Not an argument faggot
>>153118218
Plus we heard her scream when she was picked up by the dragons. First time I've ever heard her voice.
is it too much to get a little ursala and akko private lessons with a bit of flirtingand a jealous diana spying on them/walking in on the lesson
>>153118249
>We
And the Redditor slips. /a/ isn't a hivemind etc.
Seems like getting a job at Luna Nova its pretty damn easy seeing how every teacher is useless. I bet that most of /a/ could get a job there
>>153118124
This would actually have left me with a better aftertaste
>>153118229
Aw shit, is that some Doritos?
Best and most useful witch confirmed.
>>153118232
>Is Fafnir who I think he is?
Definitely.
He's /ourguy/
>>153118218
Costanze?
more like /k/ostanze am I right?
>>153118256
Why the fuck does she go there anyway. She clearly doesn't need education of such a low level. She could be teaching there, actually.
>>153118070
Is probably the most misunderstood concept media.
A Mary Sue is not perfect, but idealized. And most importantly is supposed to be an idealized self insertion of the author. Akko is more a Mary Sue than Diana cause the authors want her to be the messiah of the funny magic values. The bringer of "yay" in the world. She is supposed to be the one to deliver the morals in this story.
>>153118218
She can't aim for shit
>muh rpg
She can't aim with a shotgun either
>>153117438
fifty. senpai
mgur.com/a/XOuAY
>>153118218
Tattun was right about the gasp
>>153118116
>Diana is part of the main trio
>This show is about Diana's friendships
>This show is about Diana's arc to a mature witch
Holy shit, buddy.
>>153118209
Who the fuck here is complaining about the talking? What shitty anime forum are you browsing and bringing over opinions from?
This episode already ruined diana for me.
>>153118229
How was she able to build all that shit without magic? I always thought she just focused on enchanting machines but if she can do all that without the stone why even be a witch?
>>153118281
You are objectively wrong by any definition of Mary Sue. Is that not enough of an "argument"?
>mfw nobody will do a sexy cat fight picture between Amanda and Diana over Akko
>if I ever bother to go into a drawthread NEVER EVER
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING DRAW? WHY GOD? WHY?
>>153118267
>She isn't a Mary Sue as her entire shit is her trying to be liked by people who aren't teachers or parasites wanting her cause she's rich and the daughter of the world famous Cavendish's.
maybe if she weren't such a raving cunt all the time people would actually like her
>>153118305
>She could be teaching there, actually
This sounds like it might happen
>>153118176
Her flaw is that she can't make herself likeable, no matter how much she knows.
>>153118293
everyone should just leave Diana in Luna Nova,since she could handle it by herself.
>>153118304
ursula is nippon too
Badly translated futakuro live comments
>PPG
>Are you making girls?
>If there is chemical X then...
>Pink bukkake
>Training for girls?
>Material of what witch makes is surprisingly unmagical
>Is it really magic?
>A common enemy is born
>The source of magical power
>Without magic, Diana is just an average person
>Everyone is a good character though
>What do the different colored belts mean?
>Diana is 100% correct. Honestly the MC is irritating
>Too sexual
>Kindred spirits
>Amazing machine
>V6
>The power of science
>Science is invincible
>Cockatrice feathers, basilisk tongue, and medusa pubic hair
>This girl doesn't even need magic
>They're robots
>RPG
>ARR PEE GEE!
>Ass destruction
>Torture tool?
>Dragon warning [note: tornado warning happened when Fafnir appeared]
>Dragonade
>He uses a dragon computer...?
>School closing flag
>Unscrupulous management
>Alright, let's take some idols hostage (proposal
>Tank idol school anime to close after financial difficulties
>Closing-school anime
>Pay with their bodies
>Master at 12 years old
>Is it Diana again?
>Adire Law Firm
>Diana is competent, teachers are incompetent
>Diana is the strongest. She doesn't need teachers
>Diana is the best!
>There are no dreams and no hope
>>Diana has no reason to go here
>She just wants a degree
>Already can't resist Diana
>>How is he using money in the human world?
>On Amazon
>>153117453
>Trigger knew what they were doing by blowing the budget
They didn't blow any budget, this isn't KLK, so far everything seems decently distributed both plot and budget.
>>153118291
Are you genuinely retarded? It's not a hivemind if it's an established fact. /mlp/ crossboarders do browse LWA threads on /a/. I think you're just projecting your redditor faggotry considering you literally do not know what hivemind means.
Best Girl
>>153118267
>Diana wanting to be liked
That's your headcanon. She's just perfect bullshit. That's all we know for a fact.
>>153118319
Would.
>>153118263
I agree
I used to be in favor of AkkoxDiana but Diana is not relatable anymore, she's too perfect.
>>153117437
It was at least tolerable at first but now she actually outclasses the teachers, which is completely absurd
Is this the wrath of butthurt Lottefags? This was definitely the weakest episode from the good ones but episode 4 was on another level of shit.
Lotte is shit.
>>153118110
>Not any worse than Luke or Anakin
Not to turn this to a Star Wars debate but fuck off.
Anakin's writing is shit so that's really not saying anything good about Rey and Rey pulls off the complete opposite of Luke vs Vader by nearly killing her rival in her very first real 1v1.
Luke got a lucky shot and lost his hand.
>>153118371
Next you'll call me a /pol/ack because it's been established /pol/ browse these LWA threads – or I'm Tattun without the Verified hash trying to do damage control? Get that cock out of your mouth kid
>>153118364
>Pay with their bodies
holy shit i want this
but not with the dragon, im not into that shit
>>153118218
She was pretty awesome
but i expected her to do the gasing instead of Shushi
>>153118326
So she can combine magic with science.
>>153118309
>She is supposed to be the one to deliver the morals in this story.
Only she doesn't because the show is half-assed about developing her. She just looks like loser without redeeming qualities most of the time.
>>153118267
The point is she's only disliked by the lowest scum characters in the show. You can't call that a fault.
>>153118276
Never
Akko and Diana are polar opossites and rivarus
Akko and Amanda are both sick of her shit
>>153118263
That's not AmandaxConstanze
>>153118330
Damn that's a nice idea
>>153118404
>Diana is not relatable anymore
>anymore
>>153117450
I learned to write in various of Tolkien's languages.
Mostly forgot them by now tho.
>>153117503
No faggot, learn to pay attention, the crisis continues and said crisis is not limited to Luna Nova. The dragon said it himself, he's filthy rich because he adapted to the times.
>Jasminka will never hold you in her big, strong arms
Why even live?
>>153118305
Same goes for Sucy. It would suck if they can't skip grades.
>>153118364
>How is he using money in the human world?
>On Amazon
Yep.
>>153118441
with their powers combined they could recreate the Holocaust
So where are the LWA butt worship pics.
Can we please get Akko a fucking broom already. It's just sad at this point.
>>153118331
I think that's the point. She only knows how to be perfect, she doesn't know how to have friends. She's never needed or wanted them. Now she's, what, 14? 15? Fuck how old are they? And now she wants friends and there's this cute girl who is liked by strangers near instantly. Hell, Akko could be a Mary Sue by some ret/a/rds definition.
>>153118377
Not at all. In the first episode her only companionship is the laughing bitch girls who hang on for social status. 2nd episode is the same, when she finally is shown to the teachers, Akko and co are gone and she can't bring herself to admit it wasn't her. Again, she doesn't know how to act other than being perfect. Look at episode 2, when she's called on the butterflies she acts surprised and she leaves the greenhouse alone despite the hanger on bitches. Akko leaves with Lotte and Succy.
>not even people in the anime like Diana
truly worst girl
>>153118377
Do you know what an "unreliable narrator" is?
>>153118429
Funny because I wasn't even calling you /mlp/, I was just making a general statement that /mlp/ browses these threads. Kind of weird how you thought I was calling you /mlp/ despite this though. Really makes me think.
>>153118469
I want to hold a little Connie.
>>153118491
Akko's butt got destroyed by the tunnel fall. No more worship pics for everyone.
It's one thing to make diana fucking mary sue, but to make the professors completely useless? Come the fuck on, trigger
Who voiced the dragon? It sounds familiar but then again most gruff voices sound the same.
>>153118491
Is that a thing already?
Pls post
>>153118492
Never ever. She's gonna bullshit her way to the top via Shiny Rod "BELIEVE" power.
>>153117615
>LWA has become MLP tier.
Only a horsefucker would reach that conclusion. What are you doing outside your containment board?
>>153118453
>Akko and Diana are polar opossites and rivarus
They're not rivals. They don't have that sort of chemistry. Akko just hates Diana's guts. That's all.
I think I'm gonna steal the Sorcerer's Stone tomorrow.
>>153117450
COBOL.
diana is so bad my dick shrinks everytime is see lewd pics of her
>>153117720
She can be OP but not a Mary Sue
LET'S NOT FORGET DIANA ALSO WON THE BROOM RACE THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE LOST
Fucking mary sue
>>153118451
That lowest scum is the main cast, and the characters Diana got interested and want to be with, since the broom race.
>>153118515
>backtracking
>Really makes me think
I think you belong on another board that begins with P and ends with L
BEST
>>153118110
Go fucking kill yourself immediately and never post here again.
>>153118530
They are just old witches taking care of the school.
Where are the real wizards when you need them.
>2017
>Using Nexplorer
ISHYGDDT
Alright boys, get to work.
>>153118553
>kissanime
Anti-Diana fags everyone.
>>153118530
I find it cute though. Would cheer them up with Nightfall discussion threads.
>>153118502
why the fuck do people keep saying this?
>>153118528
It got bruised by the fall which is why it needs some worshiping.
>>153118532
It's not. I've been trying to get a kind Anon to draw good LWA butt worship stuff for weeks.
>>153118364
>Without magic, Diana is just an average person
Except she's also naturally skilled enough to be fluent in several languages. Stupid elevens.
>>153118553
I agree. She's OP but not a Mary Sue. Not until Akko is cleaning her ass with her tongue and begging for Diana to shit...
Wait what the fuck am I saying?
I like Diana.
I can't wait for Akko to help Diana regain her yay again.
>DIANA TOTALLY JUST WANTS FRIENDS
>Acts like a total cunt to everyone
>>153118564
She going full /k/ommando made me realize she is now best girl
>>153117106
The onii-sama of LWA
>>153118494
>Not at all
None of those examples prove she just wants friends. There are many other interpretations.
>>153118531
Yeah, he seems super familiar.
Who was in charge of the storyboard this time?
I hope you niggers won't tear into Tattun when he visits next, he's only the PR guy
>>153118446
Yeah. She is not a MS either, but in a mary sueing scale she is still above Diana. People must understand that Mary Sueing is not about creating a character able to do stuff, or some kind of miss Iknowitall. An idealized character can be very flawed and ignorant. And surely the makers of this anime are putting Akko in pedestal way more than Diana that is just made to be a counterpart that will be likely defeated or influenced by Akko in a long run.
>>153118585
no fuck that, we have discuss first on how Diana ruined the episode
LEAVE DIANA ALONE
>>153117615
Its one FILLER episode
Out of 25 fucking episodes.
Quit overreacting
I remember GitS SAC had a few bad or meager filler episodes that expanded a little on the characters but didnt move the plot along and everything was resolved but that didnt mean the whole show was ruined because of that.
CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHY THE CAST'S BOOBS GOT BIGGER?
HOW OLD ARE THEY?
DIANA ALONE SEEMS TO HAVE GONE UP 2 SIZES.
WTF?
>>153118305
Because is the tradition.
>>153118563
Point out where I called you /mlp/. I thought you were simply being defensive because you didn't want a show you like to be compared to MLP but it's becoming increasingly obvious you're a fucking brony yourself. Fuck off.
>>153117239
Why is Ursula cosplaying as Shiny Chariot?
>>153118606
>antisocial person wants friends but doesn't know how to socialize and so pushes away all the people she wants to be friends with
y-yeah that would never happen irl haha
>>153117009
I'm calling it now, Diana is a deconstruction of Isekai. She's actually someone from another world and abuse the shit out of the magic system.
>>153118579
>muisc
>>153118638
>FILLER
but this is original anime
IT'S NOT DIANA'S FAULT THAT ALL THE PROFESSORS ARE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED
>>153118623
Hold on, let me get the Official /a/ Translator.
Let's see, this post appears to be saying
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So with Fafnir out of the way, what's going to be the fucking plot for the next 19 episodes?
>>153117062
she's the yardstick by which someone is/should aim for and be bound to overcome
And once that someone overcomes her
it will be glorious for everyone
pic very related
>>153118564
Reminds me of the shit in Mega Man Zero where Zero was using his saber as a magazine/battery for his blaster.
>>153118601
I'm afraid you've become a Diana-fag, the only cure is suicide.
>>153118651
Do you even know what antisocial means?
>>153118649
Middle age crisis
>>153117306
Waiting in the classroom for the trio to show up for their class.
>>153118578
I don't want to hear anything from you, dianafag
>>153118562
Yeah because she is a mary sue who will eventually befriend them and end up with both the greatest abilities as well as everyone including the trash characters liking her.
>>153118670
Andrew
>>153118641
This is what happens when the Sorcerer's Stone is not among them. The whole time, it was trading their sizes for magic juice. That explains a lot. After all, it's all part ofequivalent exchange.
Why didn't Constanze just fucking shoot Fafnir with her RPG.
>Dianafags realize their waifu is just a shitty mary sue
BTFO
>>153116950
Is Amanda happy that the Patriots won?
>>153118604
>I can't wait for Akko to help Diana regain her yay again.
Why? Then she'll be truly perfect and the show will suck even more.
>>153118670
More debts. School closing for real. Idol witches or something.
>>153118697
And his deep dicking of Diana
>>153118648
Right here, Reddit >>153118014
>inb4 I didn't actually call you MLP, I just said you sound like one
>>153118309
>insisting on outdated definitions that stopped being relevant over a decade ago
Shut the fuck up you autistic retard.
>>153118670
>what's going to be the fucking plot for the next 19 episodes?
Love triangle where Akko and Diana both want Andrew's dickwith no resolution
>>153118606
Mate, like you wouldn't act like a total cunt if you were a rich, powerful, well educated highly skilled fucking wizard. Fuck you. Diana is a power fantasy for the losers who can't do shit in real life.
But to make it oK, they make her totally unlikeable AND wants to be friends, but the 'loser protag' doesn't want to be friends. So it's like opposite of real life. Rich cool kid wants to be friends with the dorks, rather than the other way round.
>>153118614
Not him but he's kinda right. Diana is a typical power fantasy but since they're not the protag, they're made unlikeable so people don't root for them.
>>153118705Sgt. Pepper?
Wtf is going on here kek.
Diana was supossed to be all perfect girl.
Wait for later episodes, im pretty sure shes gonna rekt.
my engrish is so bad.
>>153118682
antisocial != shutin, for example, narcissism is classified as a type of antisocial personality disorder
it's just a broad word to classify not having a clue on how to interact with others properly
Stop making me hate the episode before I've even watched it guys
>Diana fags trying to say AKKO is more of a Mary Sue
What the fuck? She's a constantly bullied loser who's arrogant and gets into trouble all the time.
By that logic Ed, Edd, and Eddy is the Holy Trinity of Self-Masturbatory Writing.
>>153118705
Hey, that's pretty good
>>153118601
Would Akko really submit to Diana's perfection to the point of wanting to taste her dirstiest part?
Why would Fafnir agree to do anything the witches said even if he lied? He has no obligation to and they can't do a single fucking thing about it.
They are really building it up for us to hate Diana aren't they.
>>153118622
You're making too much assumptions. I'm not sure Akko will ever defeat Diana. Ryuko never really beat Satsuki after all.
I want to pound Amanda's cervix into submission and then hold her all night!
>>153118699
How old are they? I thought they were 14.
>>153118764
BECAUSE DIANA SAID SO
>>153118124
This.
Diana detractors can cry "HURR, DURR, DIANAFAG THIS AND THAT", But the real (and pretry much the only one) issue with the episode is how the adult characters are being handled so far.
>>153118699
which of them is going to try human transmutation and lose 2 of their limbs?
>>153118660
So was SAC I think, unless the SAC manga came first.
Anyways its a 2 cour, you can't expect every episode to be super perfect, exciting, well written and everything like episode 3 was.
>>153118767
Apparently Japan liked her even more after this episode
While Diana may be too much of a prodigy, even if she didn't exist the teachers were still retarded. They can both be shitty
Lukic is probably my favorite professor out if all of them.
She has this weird sort of craven personality that I enjoy
>>153118710
Diana's already showed her faults. Too prideful. So she can't be perfect. Expect her to be put in her place really bad, then Akko will swoop in.
>>153118732
Just because you didn't know, it doesn't mean it was outdated.
sausaga diana samma
The best bit about this show is the way Akko's VA says 'yay'. That is literally it.
Prove. Me. Fucking. Wrong.
Nothing Happened: The Episode
fuck was that boring.
>>153118772
I won't allow it
Can we all agree that the worst part of this episode was this thread?
God Dianafags are the worst. You should've known that your stupid whyfoo was going to be the antagonist from the start
>>153118764
Because he's not a savage. And he doesn't need the money, he only wanted to close the school because he's an old man tired of magic and dragons.
>>153118799
Why would Akko give two fucks about Diana?
>>153118797
same familia
>>153117450
Latin. I was in a catholic boys school
>>153118725
You realize I said "MLP" and not "/mlp/" for a reason, right? First not knowing what hivemind means and now this. Are you literally a child who's just discovered the internet?
Feb 5, 2017: The day when /a/ saw the light and cast out the dianafags back to hell.
>>153118813
Constanze gasped
this would be the GOAT if Fafnir just chomped Diana's head off before she opens her fucking bitch ass cock sucking mouth
>>153118736
>he's kinda right.
No, it's just an assumption, and Trigger has subverted that kind of tropes before.
>>153117291
naw, she's the source of inspiration and interest for even the most jaded individuals
These threads sort of remind me of the ones after that one KLK episode where Ryuuko goes full edge and everyone called her shit
>>153118813
Amanda exists
>>153118795
No shit, suddenly hating Diana because she is able to speak a language is fucking retarded beyond belief.
She is still my least favorite girl but this thread is nothing but memes.
>>153118816
Literally stopping the school from being shutdown and giving Akko more of an insentive to try to be the best like no one ever was.
Yea, actually, nothing really happened desu.
>>153118769
I mean not as surpassed in skill. But as making Diana even secretly acknowledge that Akko's approach to magic is better cause more fun and shit.
>>153118844
But anon, Diana is a goddess and cannot be killed
>>153118702
He's a big dragon
>>153118338
She'a not supposed to be likeable, we are supposed to see her it from Akko and Amanda's PoV.
>>153118606
She holds everybody to the same standards she holds for herself, which makes her contemptuous of them when they fail to measure up to her bare minimum expectations. What Diana really wants is equals, because she's probably realized by now she can't really interact with the other students without being condescending or outright disdainful. So she's trying to shame 2 students who actually have spines (Amanda and Akko) into getting their shit together so she can have somebody to talk to that doesn't agree with every thing she says. I mean fuck, Hannah and Barbara are no smarter or more competent than anyone else at the school yet they've glued themselves to Diana and she probably finds their brainless fawning utterly insufferable yet what can she do when there's not a single person capable of meeting her standards for companionship and everybody is either intimidated by her or in awe of her, either way they don't dare address her as an equal.
So in a way, Amanda and Akko are her best bets for real friends because they actually stand up to her. If only they weren't morons. I think that's why she has such a bug up her butt over their ineptitude.
>>153118759
Once Diana has proved herself to be humble, Akko will power of friendship her and Diana will join the 'group'. At which point her amazing abilities will come into play and slowly Diana will draw in the lonely budding Akko and ta-da.
If not; magic rape.
>>153118764
A rare case of a lawful dragon
>>153118816
What happened was they ruined Diana.
>>153118838
She also shot to kill those dragons. Bitch has no mercy and I love her.
>>153118856
I want to have naked cuddles with Amanda.
Is Trigger doing this on purpose so people hate Diana more then slam in her sad backstory and redemption arc?
>>153118850
>being inspired to be an annoying loud loser
>>153118702
Because he SCIENCE! harder than she does.
>>153118799
>Expect her to be put in her place really bad
Not happening.
>>153118829
>First not knowing what hivemind means and now this. Are you literally a child who's just discovered the internet?
Steady there, Reddit, you're losing your cool.
>>153118832
Get started on that collage.
>>153118622
Be quiet you god damn moron.
>>153118832
Nigger she's gonna stay just as popular if not rise even more, you know.
>>153118853
This tbqh
>what are characters who develop
Although I agree that the useless teachers was fucking stupid, that doesn't make Diana herself worse, it was just shitty writing.
>>153118696
The greatest abilities are the ones related to shiny chariot and only Akko is getting them.
>>153118795
>Japan has shit taste
shocking
>>153118795
But they have shit taste so it is expected.
I wonder if Trigger expected this episode to divide the fanbase like this.
>>153118880
that's a whole lot of headcanon right there, bucko
>>153118856
I said prove me wrong not support my point, lad.
>>153118880
Its amazing that you took the time to type all that bullshit.
>>153118895
I want to have a marriage and kids with Amanda.
>it's a Diana saves the day episode
Every time
>>153117258
It's apparently an artificial crisis since Fafnir was rusing them for centuries.
>>153118750
Better low your expectations. Till now it was the most boring one. Hope it will stay the most boring one.
>>153118853
But Ryuuko did become shit at that point.
>>153117334
I love how even Jasminka loses her chill in this scene
>>153118935
why does she look so sad all the time?
>>153118874
oh shit you are absolutely RIGHT ,how did I not see that coming, brb gonna kill myself
>>153118767
It wouldn't be so bad if everyone that isn't part of the troublemaker teams weren't utter fangirls.
Even the teachers are shit in comparison to her and bow to her.
>>153118943
Literally episode 2 she nearly killed off a once in like 3 generation event cause she's a knowitall.
I want topunchAmanda in thegut
>>153117106
Daughter of Batman
>>153118871
whole plot was
school was school was in a financial crisis
Akko comes up with ridiculous plot to save the day
Diana flies in and says a few words
the end
wow Trigger saves anime
yeah no fuck off
>>153118880
DON'T BULLY THE CHIHUAHUAS! They genuinely love Diana!
>Next episode will be a Diana backstory episode
>>153118871
It also pushed the "She's different to the other witches" with the Dragon saying that he hadn't see an human with those eyes in a long time.
>>153118915
Yeah keep dodging the argument while repeating "reddit" over and over again, wouldn't be surprised if you're also a MLP redditor.
>>153118857
>suddenly
Diana's a stuck up cunt.
>it's a trigger sucks diana's cock again episode
>all this hate about diana
cry more faggots, diana is supposed to be a bitch witch.
Nobody has been able to answer.
How old are these girls? They're obviously over 12. So I'm going with 14.
Help me out, is there any bios anyway?
>>153118823
Do you even watch the series?
Both Akko and Diana give plenty of fucks about each other, if only to criticize the other. When push comes to shove, they will help each other out.
Do you think Fafnir shitposts on /biz/?
>>153118965
because shes Filipino
You guys can say what you want, but Fafnir is my new husbando and none of you can have him.
>It's a best girl episode
>>153118921
>divide the fanbase
>a bunch of anti-Diana fags decide to take the opportunity to shit on her
Nothing new, it was just a boring and uninspired episode in general other than Constanze. We have yet to hit the high point of Diana's character (and everyone else, really).
>>153118802
You know what, I thought about it and I was wrong. That definition hasn't been relevant for TWO decades. You are a fucking dumbass for trying to force it. Please die in a fire and have your balls destroyed.
>>153118877
>She'a not supposed to be likeable
That's just your opinion. The nips liked her just fine, I think.
>>153118579
PUT THE FIN IN THE BIN
>>153118813
Shushi
Dianafags causing unprecented levels of butthurt
>>153119007
She has the perfect groupies then
>>153118110
I don't even like Star Whores, but this is completely inaccurate. Luke wasn't Mr. Perfect when he first came along -- he got rightfully shat on for backseat driving, got his ass handed to him by Vader (and that was after he started honing himself as a Jedi), could not harness the force at all outside of the first film's climax, and had clear character flaws. Jew-Jew Abrams is a talentless hack who wrote a dogshit character like Rey not only out of appeasement, but because he's also an enormous hackfraud.
Diana, although hyper-competent, is not a Mary Sue. She's an utter bitch and rival for Akko, and thus is flawed by virtue of her personality. In addition to that, her magical knowledge is not entirely immaculate (as in episode 2) whilst her reputation indicates thus. Even if she were to contribute nothing: she would receive ceaseless adulation by virtue of simply being present.
>>153118906
This feels special because only I can see it
>>153119029
t. dianafag
>>153119012
Fafnir probably bought 4chan as a whole.
>>153118881
>diana
>humble
>>153119007
This desu, she's perfect the way she is and will only get better.
>Episode 1 airs
WHY IS SUCY SO SHIT?
>Episode 2 airs
WHY IS AKKO SO SHIT?
>Episode 3 airs
WHY DIDN'T AKKO WIN THE RACE?
>Episode 4
WHY IS LOTTE SO SHIT?
>Episode 5
WHY IS DIANA SO SHIT?
>>153118638
You are falling for the horsefucker bait.
And this wasn't a filler episode.
>>153118975
You cruisin for a bruisin laddy?
So why does the ALL IMPORTANT SORCERER'S STONE THAT PROVIDES MAGIC ENERGY FOR EVERYTHING AND WITHOUT IT THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS USELESS have zero security?
>>153118718
No.
>>153119025
this scene was the high point of the episode
Anyone got a shot of the 4 girls being caged? I like how Constanze and Sucy remain unfazed.
>>153118994
>Constanze won't show up for weeks
WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PORN OF DIANA HATE FUCKING AKKO BY WAY OF RAPE?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ARTISTS THESE DAYS?
>>153118994
It's all about diana. You better get used to it.
>>153118912
You have to be retarded if you think this won't happen.
She is the cause of the first OVA's dragon problem.
>>153119075
im not a total dianafag, im pretty sure diana will fucks thing up again like episode 2
>>153118970
And guess what, episode 2 was good for Diana because she made mistakes. In episode 5 she was perfect and therefore unrelateable.
>>153119025
This. Everybody bitching about Diana but she only appeared for like 10 seconds, Amanda was the real episode.
>>153119071
>implying 4chan would be worth investing in
>falcons lost
>diana ruins lwa
fuck this day
If nothing else, I liked the concept of modern dragon hoarding finances
>>153119066
t. dianafag
>>153119125
Which is what will make her even better.
>>153119094
Because no one is stupid enough to take something that is funded by a goddamn dragon.
>>153119140
>cheering for the failcons
you deserve this
>>153118981
You can do that with fucking anything
>Cowboy Bebop
>whole plot
>guy shoots gun
>gets shot
wow way to save anime
>NGE
>whole plot was
>get in robot
>punch alien in the dick
>go to hell
wow Gainax saves anime
Faggot
>>153118606
It's a complicated affair.
Jesus Christ, really?
>>153119086
you know she would like being beaten and choked
What a slut
>>153119120
As long as we get a reason for her to be this of a cunt
>>153119134
Build em up before you knock em down, kiddo.
It'll either be a tragic "NOBODY LOVED ME" backstory while Diana and Akko are trapped somewhere, or it'll be Diana being the talk of the school then getting her shit stomped when something happens and she goes "I have no idea what to do".
>>153118754
I like more Akko than Diana.
Still the concept of Mary Sue is really misunderstood by the majority of people. If a character show some kind of talent at something, is a dude moderately alpha, or a some kind of a fast learner/jack of all trades. Someone that know how to wipe his/her ass on it's own. Then i read comments about MS this MS that...
It doesn't work like that. Mary Sueing is another thing. That's why many that try to make on purpose a MS in the online MS tests you can google here and there, they complain those tests doesn't work cause they get a lower score than what they expected. Cause Mary Sueing is another thing.
>>153119140
BRADY IS GOD
G O D
O
D
FUCK THE SOUTH, BEND THE KNEE
>>153119177
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>WAHHHH LWA IS RUINED! DIANA IS RUINED!
>5 out of 25 episodes
>>153119025
I cant decide who I like more now!
>>153119025
This was the best part of the Ep.
I loved how Akko and Amanda work off one another
>>153119094
This, Voldemort would destroy these whores.
>the whole senior can't even read fucking dragon script
>>153118816
Spotted the KLKfag.
>>153119140
>Brady is GOAT
>Amanda is GOAT
I don't see a problem here
>>153119121
The OVA isn't the tv show. There's no one who can put her on her place or whatever. She's practically the most powerful ever.
Diana suicide when?
guys, i didn't watch the OVA's cause I was told they were set after the anime series is suppose to end, so the anime series is a prequel, so to speak.
is this right? i watched the first two episodes of the series then got told this, wat do?
Is there a collection of the leaked PV images anywhere?
>>153119118
Shit taste.
Akko submitting to Diana is the way to the future.
>>153119094
Hannahs tongue is bigger than Barbaras, that's good to know.
>>153119184
They better not pull the NOBODY LOVED ME crap. That's like the worst kind of character flaw since it's automatically assumed the MC is already friends with her, thereby retroactively null & voiding that flaw since the first episode.
>>153119215
why didn't they get a gun and shoot Voldemort?
>>153119229
exactly, you're retarded
ALL DIANAFAGS GET ON THE GROUND RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>153119184
You're delusional. She's the staff's darling. She's just gonna be perfect all the way through.
new bread
>>153119279
>>153119250
The OVA's are retconned by the series. Watch them whenever as they are no longer canon.
>>153119255
REEEEE I WANT AKKO RAPED INTO SUBMISSION. Why can't I draw? :(
>>153119170
yeah no fuck off
there was little substance to this episode and it served as a filler and nothing else stop denying the fact.
>>153119256
Well shit, just goes to suppor that she gets the pussy while Barbara has the backdoor.
>>153119250
The ovas are not canon. You can skip them or watch them if you have nothing to do.
>>153119101
I wish I had their courage
>>153119140
fuck you
at least amanda won akkobowl
>>153119278
Whatever you say buddy. I'll be here to laugh at you when you get BTFO.
>>153118968
You better do after putting Diana and cock in the same sentence.
>>153119184
And during that scene we will have less compassion for Diana because she can apparently do anything so there's no real problem.
>>153119317
They probably just want to die
>>153118889
Been playing too much Overwatch lately, saw that scene and literally heard Reinhardt's "100% German power" in my head
>>153119317
>I miss my mushrooms
>I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO READ NIGHTFALL VOL 366!
>[engineers internally]
>Happy Flavor!
>>153119297
>>153119313
Thanks baes.
>>153119250
Watch them my lad
The 2nd one is GOAT
>>153119335
This isn't even just an anime trope, this trope exists in fucking every storytelling medium ever made
Do you really think they would build up Diana as the perfect witch if they didn't have something deeper in mind?
>>153119335
I wonder, if Diana fucks up again, will you even recognize it or will you still shit on her?
>>153119370
Kek
>>153118926
Oh, fuck off.
>>153119317
If any two witches could Macgyver their way out of a pinch it would be those two.
>>153118945
No, the crisis doesn't affect him because he's already filthy rich due to his investments. He was fucking them up because he just wanted even more money. But he also states how times have changed and magic is not profitable, etc.
Remember, Shiny Chariot's reason for quitting might even be linked to the crisis.
>>153119384
Okay neat. I might watch them after the series. I'm being lame and not watching any of the episodes now, waiting till their all out and binging. I'll hang around the threads just to mentally prepare myself for shit that might happen.
Sad people are upset about Diana, I quite liked her. Akko was best only because of YAY.
>>153119388
They're already building Akko too as being different from the witches.
>>153119161
I'm an Sucyfag and Nononigger. Diana reminds me very much of Satsuki-sama.
>>153119391
>if Diana fucks up again
won't happen
>>153119250
Go watch them right now to wash of the bad aftertaste of the CGI this episode gave us. The Sorcerer Stone Tower is beautifuly illustrated.
>>153119370
>[engineers internally]
kek
>>153119426
Or they could just fit through the bars and escape
>>153119388
>Do you really think they would build up Diana as the perfect witch if they didn't have something deeper in mind?
They have something in mind. Having her being perfect because they're probably think that's awesome or some retarded shit like that. She's Yoshinari's favorite after all.
>>153119008
They are from 14 to 16.
I personally think they are 14, they do act like 14yolds.
I liked the sparkle in the eye thing. Always warms my heart.
Also, who sings the ED? The voice reminds me of another ED I really like of a recent series, but I don't remember which one.
>>153119007
She wasn't a bitch in any of the previous episodes, only the OVAs
>>153119467
She fucked up in the first episode she appeared in.
She will definitely fuck up again.
>>153119465
are you dumb, satsuki had attitude
diana is just a shit mary sue
I want Fafnir to manage my stock portfolio
>>153119505
Thanks. I thought they were 14. Diana acts 14. Akko acts younger but is probably 14. Succy acts 16+. The rest are probably 12-16 too.
>>153119505
They're confirmed 16.
>>153119140
Hahahahahahahaha
>>153119185
>If a character show some kind of talent at something
Multiple things that invalidate the purpose of the main characters outside supporting her in a more practical story
>is a dude moderately alpha
Completely steals the thunder of everyone by merely being in the presence of them
>or a some kind of a fast learner/jack of all trades
Knows extremely advanced magic like time manipulation, exorcism, and restoration with a better vocabulary than 80+ year olds at AGE 12.
>>153119204
You can tell KLK jumped the shark all the way back in episode 6 though.
>>153119499
Why don't you wait for the rest of the series to exist instead of complaining about things that haven't even happened yet you fucking scrotum scratcher?
>>153118853
Bad comparison because we are talking about a development regression.
>>153119550
>diana is just a shit mary sue
Then she wouldn't be prideful and condescending. She has her flaws.
>>153118579
>new folder
That's his porn, isn't it?
>>153119550
They're both pretty similar. They both look down on people and criticize the main character in a similar fashion.
>>153119531
we'll see
>>153119082
you know realize 90% of these threads are underage shitposting
>>153119592
why don't you kill yourself, faggot?
>>153119370
>[engineers internally]
10/10
>>153119611
did you even read my comment?
also Satsuki was doing it as a way to achieve a great goal
>>153118585
It doesn't mean anything anon
>>153119518
Wikipedia says Yuiko Ohara.
>>153119604
To arrogant and flippant troublemakers.
I'm not even exaggerating there so it really makes that fault a ball of nothing.
>>153118902
she may be effectively retarded, but she channeling the shiny chariot hard and the faf knows it
only gripe is that akko might be a little too incompetent
Nothing's going to feel like more of an asspull like someone completely fucking talentless and lazy becoming number 1 just cause "uh hurrhurr Because I said I believe"
That's what made kamina unfucking bearable
>>153119664
Because my life is valuable
however I won't argue you on the faggot part
>>153116992
You say it like it's a bad thing
>>153119702
>That's what made kamina unfucking bearable
But Kamina wasn't the hot shit he made everyone think he was and fucking died did you miss the entire point of his character
>>153119702
The day Ursula goes full Shining Chariot is gonna be a good day
>>153119757
>tfw when Gurren Lagann was 2deep4 someone
>>153119702
>That's what made kamina unfucking bearable
Kamina was literally the weakest out of all of them and got his shit kicked in before they even beat their first truly major enemy
>>153119031
Nigga please.
Wikipedia it, yes it add that it should be "seemingly perfect" but still is about an idealized bringer of inspiration and value, and a representation of the author wish fullfillement.
Just cause retards like you are doing it wrong from 20 years ago, doesn't make it right.
Diana is a counterpart, something Akko must to compete with. I would not say the villain but she is the knowitall bitch that the whimsical MC is supposed to best at the very end in a way or another. This alone make her unsuitable as MS material. If the author depict a character as a "don't" then that character cannot be considered a Sue. Not yesterday, not today. Deal with it.
>>153119370
>[engineers internally]
Motherfucker
The worst part was that all the build up for the main girls to save the day was never delivered.
It made the chapter feel pointless.
>>153119670
Who says Diana isn't?
>>153118043
>Fafnir was pretty much Splinter in dragon form.
God damn it, it's true.
>>153119317
>I had one shot and I missed it
I know that feel
>>153119445
Well I mean Luna Nova's financial woes were in part because Fafnir was fleecing them. The dwindling of magic is a different issue.
>>153119833
dubs of truth
diana comes in a tells fafnir off then thats it.
I will never stop being mad about this episode
>>153119833
I thought it wasfun
>>153119687
Thanks. Seems like she is a newcomer, so I didn't find what she reminds me of.
>>153119370
>[engineers internally]
>>153119757
>But Kamina wasn't the hot shit he made everyone think he was
That's my fuckign point about akko
how the god damn are you going to have 0 talent--which is fine-- but then your backup is that you're fucking lazy and don't even try to be good at anything, but you keep telling everybody to watch out, you're going to be the best? There are other characters that had 0 talent but they made up for it with effort as well as their lead-headed determination
So, where's the new thread.
>>153120015
on reddit
>>153120004
Akko got the shiny rod and the special broom, she doesn't need anything else.
>>153119810
There's no way Akko can't best Diana after making her so fucking OP. It would require some massive asspull, and that's not something we should hope for.
The writing is just shit. If they wanted Diana and Akko to have a believable rivalry, Diana shouldn't be this overpowered, and Akko shouldn't be as retarded.
>>153117925
Well, at least they still have Akko and Amanda comment about how perfect about Diana be, which means at some point Diana's flaw would definitely be shown to break her from this perfect status.
I dont expect Akko to ever be as good as Diana ( Diana is not just good, she is meant to be an exceptional and peerless witch), but I expect there are many things she would never be able to do due to her lost yay, and Akko will fucking ace at those things.
>>153120114
They need to extend it for 2 cours.
>>153120160
You can do that with good writing too, you know.
>>153119833
Their way of doing things isn't really something to be praised though. We already got "Akko saves the day with her yay and guts" several times.
The teachers represented tradition and blindly following it. They're the designated retards and it's no wonder their school is dying.
Akko is her usual self that handles things in an unconventional way. It solved things before except you can't just solve everything with gusto.
Diana may be more traditional but she didn't blindly follow the traditions blindly and examines it. She's like the middle ground and it worked this time compared to the butterfly incident where her traditional knowledge made her assume they were just pests to be exterminated. Even in that time, she deferred to Akko after examining things and realizing it was wrong.
>>153120056
Which is terrifying
What kind of endearing protagonist gets to where they are, simply by having crap handed to them
I really wouldn't like that
pic somewhat related
>>153120158
>Akko and Amanda comment about how perfect about Diana be, which means at some point Diana's flaw would definitely be shown to break her from this perfect status.
I don't see why Akko and Amanda commenting on that means Diana will have more flaws. I doubt it, really.
>>153120228
These are the same guys who did KlK.
>>153120270
Akko deserves the shiny rod, ursula said she's the rightful owner now. It manifested to her for a reason.
>>153120261
Diana is the best, we get it.
>>153120356
>worst
ftfy
>>153120313
The Shiny Rod isn't worth shit. Look what happened with Ursula. Ended up being a worthless teacher that gets bullied by her co-workers.
>>153120396
Akko will prove that she won't end like that.
>>153120313
And unless they show that reason in a reasonable way it'll either make or break the serious
At least in enchanted parade Akko busted her ass to make the parade the bestest possible magic parade it could be
So far she's skipped class
Horseplayed in chemistry/alchemy lab
skipped detention
stole food
participated as an accomplice to cheating
i mean shit man she comes off as more of a delinquent than ryuuko, and all ryuuko did was talk funny and hold a bat
>>153120114
Akko will probably defeat her ideologically. Even not surpassing her in skills, she will go all chosen one and make admit Diana that Akko's way is the yay.
>>153117106
>FOR KEEP
>YOUR THIS CLOSED
>SAFETY DOOR
???
>>153120356
Just trying to say she's the middle ground in this instance. She could as well act as an extreme in another case like in the butterfly incident which Akko's way was right.
>>153117954
That's life man, the idiots rise up but you get shafted
I actually loved this chapter. Once you think is all about the art of animation and how they are fully fucked by bad administration and banks truly doesn't give a single fuck about them, it's somehow enjoyable.
I think I'm a Constanze fag now desu
>>153120423
She'll probably end up worse.
>main team ended up being useless
>professors act all high and mighty but even more useless
>diana swoops in to save the day
At the risk of triggering dianafags, I have to say this episode was shit
>>153120509
>Akko will probably defeat her ideologically
Akko has to back up her ideology, and that's realistically impossible considering how much of fuck up she is.
>>153120509
I think they are more of two sides of the same coin, and one cannot go without the other. That makes more sense that telling your audience yay is the only way.
>>153120532
>I think I'm a Constanze fag now desu
She was pretty enjoyable in action during the tomato fight
Like Mr Bean or Charlie Chaplin, you don't have to focus on reading subs or following convos, you need only watch the baddest witch in action
>>153120515
The story should make up their mind about what they want to say and who they want to support though. Otherwise it's gonna suffer of lack of focus.
>>153120600
That would be fucking boring though.
>>153120572
>>main team ended up being useless
Akko restored Fafnir's faith in humanity.
Long-term, she probably had a bigger effect than Diana there.
>>153118838
Don't forget to listen to her cute noise in OVA
>>153118994
Upset Cons
Best Cons
>>153120635
She singlehanded resolved the whole group problems, then it goes full /k/ badass destroying deadly metal-dragons.
I'm a Constanzefag now, and everyone should join
>.....
>>153117153
CONSTANCE SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST!
>I'm Constanzefag now
I'm glad you realized how great Constanze is.
>>153117083
Kind of agree with you. But if we consider the whole thing as the metaphor it's intended, I think that even exaggerated, it makes sense:
Diana is the 'perfect' animator/artist: seems to have no flaws at all; is the envy of anyone in the same field, etc. but in the end is human and has flaws that we'll surely be seeing soon enough. Then there's Akko, that pursues a particular interest with passion, like artist that are not born with any particular skills, but develop with their experiences and failures. And I can't emphasize that last part enough: a person that doesn't have any failures doesn't learn many, many things.
Also, another prominent dichotomy they're using is the old vs new, magic vs technology... just like the old ways of animation vs the new. I was really surprised and amazed at the dragon and his interest in his online stock.
Any thoughts, anyone?
>>153120926
What if she's so quiet because she doesn't speak a lick of Japanese? What if she has no idea what's going on and is just winging it?
>>153117255
Have thought the same way since I noticed her butler accompanied her to Shiny Chariot's show rather than her parents.
>>153117258
Agree that this ep established many interesting points and raised some questions, particularly the adult's behaviour...
>........
>>153120511
DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
>>153117402
Yeah, don't agree with you there. What other instance is there?
>>153117457
I would love it if Diana thought this way.
>>153119317
>only Lotte is scared
what a bunch of weirdos
>>153117595
Oh god, hahahahaha.
My face when Diana explained the contract...
>>153117713
Excellently put. It's a pity people will unironically call what's happening bad writing and the death of TRIGGER...
>>153117978
It baffles me that many don't get this. It's literally being said via the characters, for crying out loud... and still, people will reply with "it's OK if TRIGGER does it!"...
>>153117990
I agree with you.
>>153118110
I beg to differ. Anakin was way, way worse than Luke or Rey.
>>153118124
Excellent point.