I finally understand what it means to have a waifu, but she's

Or you could just convert her.

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>>153077004

Yuri is the purest form of love. I'm a disgusting pig. Why am I even alive.

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>>153076969
>implying you wont always love someone from afar
>>153077004
>
Slay yourself.

>>153077004
To what

.jpg?

lmao

>>153076969
Listen to this.>>153077004

>>153077021
Believe in yourself, friend. All lesbians just need a good root and they'll be cured.

OP, believe in yourself like this anonymous post believes in you.

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What if Mai Waifu is already interested in a 2d man and I want her and her 2d love interest to have huge, excessive amounts of sex for the sake of showing affection and the love I have for Mai Waifu is not of the flesh but of the soul and I love drawing lewd art of her and her OTP making sweet and tender love?

She has a big fucking dragon tail and horns but it's the fact that she's a lesbian that bums you out?

>>153077608

I've never been so sad to see such superficiality.

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>>153077004

>>153076969
She's not a lesbian, she's kobayashisexual.

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>>153077004
It doesn't work like that you cum gobbling retard

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>>153078096
How many straight men have fapped to traps after coming to 4chan? And men are typically more rigid in their sexuality than women. A lesbian shall be easy to corrupt. All you need is the right kind of man.

>>153077998

She's shown no interest in men and she's never said anything like "I don't like women only Kobayashi" so seems pretty safe to say she's a lesbian.

>>153078096
It actually does. Women's sexuality is inherently emotional.

>>153076969
She's a dragon, not a waifu.

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>>153076969
I guess you were always meant to be a cuck.

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>>153076969
I don't really think she is a lesbian or even has a sexuality based on human gender.

>>153076969
Do people really do this? I mean giving up on waifuing a fictional character just because she doesn't swing the right direction? It's beyond pathetic to be honest.

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>>153076969
storge is the solution

>>153076969
Lesbian? We'll see about that once she sees this dick.

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>>153078409
A woman's sexuality still can't completely disregard the physical side of sexual preference. People who were "turned" by the other sex was initially like that and most likely were repressing it. But keep on believing the power of dick conquers all.

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>>153079733
>he underestimates the will of the D

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>>153079401

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>/u/ fags itt
Refer to this image, as always.
Women can't resist the ultimate weapon.

>>153076969
>>153078396
>but she's a lesbian
You're a retard if you don't get that dragons have no sense of sexuality.

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>>153076969

Why give up hope so soon?

We live in a universe with unlimited possibilities. Even if she outright rejected you in this lifetime, perhaps you will have another chance in the next.

Eventually, even an unlovable fucking monster like you may find your place in the sun and someone to share it with.

Just wait and see.

>>153076969
>It's okay. I will love her from afar.
If it makes you feel better, that's literally the only option no matter who the waifu is.

>>153080293
>Eventually, even an unlovable fucking monster like you may find your place in the sun and someone to share it with.
You and I both know that's not gonna happen, anon.

>>153076969
>not becoming a lesbian so you can be with your waifu
Do you really love her or not?

>>153076969
She's probably not even a lesbian, dragons don't really seem to have much of a sense of sexuality so if she for some reason liked you she'd be fine.

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>>153080356

Shhh!

Do you want him to keep making threads like this?!

Just play along and he'll go away...

>>153077012
THE REAL WAIFU IS IN THE COMMENTS

Shouldn't have waifu'ed her on the first place, go get a better taste.

Fafnir is best girl

>>153080412
He's not going to go away. None of us are. We're destined to be locked in this 3D prison forever.

>>153080263

After that page she kills them all. Good job idiot.

>>153080293
This.
>>153080356
Not with that attitude.

>>153080686
Yes, and?

>>153076969
Don't do this to yourself.

She's kobayashi-sexual. She actually wanted the D that one time when kobayashi was transformed into a guy.

>>153080835
Dick don't work if you are repulsive

>>153076969
Self Cucking on and Anime Waifu..

Just how beta are you?

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So, where do I sign up for a cute dragon maid who loves me unconditionally?

>>153083379
This isn't really a place on the internet where people with high self esteem go to.

>>153083586
What did you mean by this post?

>>153083479
I guess it makes me feel a bit better about myself, all things considering.

>>153083450
Go to the forest while drunk, anon.

>>153083624
You lost me.

>>153083684
Don't worry I'll find you

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>>153083712

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>>153083712

>>153083479
Yeah i get that, But still.
Anime is about fantasy, If we are Cucking ourselves in our own fantasy we might as well just give up.

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>>153083586
maybe there should be an anime with the premise of chasing amy

>>153083875
There are 2 reasons for this;

1.OP has shit imagination that he can't imagine a plot where this dragon maid chick stops being a dyke because reasons.
2.He secretly enjoys being cucked.

>>153076969
Tooru is actually a really good example of everything thats wrong with American "lesbians" aka they don't exist.
She has weight problems, she's only "together" with Kobayashi because she got a) acceptance and b) Kobayashi displayed high social value by not being fazed when drinking with a dragon, "their" bedroom is dead and Tooru has massive issues with her violent tendencies. Bonus points for not really taking care of herself, not paying taxes and contributing to society

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Why are all the best girls always either taken or gay? I've never had a waifu because of this.

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>>153077004
>Or you could just convert her.
4chan always with the good advice.

>>153078396
Kobayashi got a dick at one point and she still loved her. She doesn't care about gender, she cares about Kobayashi.

>>153084102
It helps to not be a complete fuckwit like him.

I mean Jesus what did he think would happen? He literally enabled himself to be NTR'd.

>>153084124
Exactly, she isn't lesbian
She said she wouldn't lose that chance and really wanted to have sex with male Kobayashi

>>153077004
It won't work. She's only into Kobayashi.

>>153079851
>>153080263
You know what's stronger?

Love.

Love always wins like Tooru's love for Kobayashi.

>>153084102
>3DPD
Into the trash it goes.

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>>153084102
>dumb fucking whores am i right?
every time

>>153084391
That really really gay, anon.

>>153084391
Get a load of this flaming la la homo man

>>153084084
It's not really the grills problem that you don't have a wiafu. It's you.

My waifu is the self insert from a otome, I don't know how to feel.

>>153084551
Rape. The answer is always rape.

>>153084510
>>153084469
The only dick Tooru wants is a dick belonging to Kobayashi

Love Wins.

>>153076969
Don't listen to >>153077002, that's haram. You just have to create a straight version of your waifu, one that comes from a parallel dimension for example. That's what I did with my waifu Nepgear-chan.

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>>153084585

>>153084391
I like you anon

>>153084628
Shit, I meant to quote >>153077004

>>153084636
Yes really.

Love Wins.

>>153084469
>>153084510
It's gayer to think dicks can convert sexuality, because then you're admitting that if some fag slid his dick up your ass you'd turn gay.

>>153076969
Then I will take her. Tooru a mine.

>>153084712
No need to be so defensive, /u/.

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>>153084628
>>153084638
You mean like this?

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>>153084712
>>153084698
>>153084585
>>153084391

>>153084742
>if you disagree with tumblr literal faggot logic you're /u/
Sorry, but "sexuality is le fluid everyone can be gay" is the type of logic that doesn't belong here. So fuck off back to some gay ERP thread on /v/.

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>>153077985
>>>/wsg/1527060

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>>153079733
>sexuality is fluid
>but it's decided at birth
Really makes you think.

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>>153084892
>filename

>>153084838
Why are /u/rchins always so abrasive and aggressive?

>>153078392
>How many straight men have fapped to traps after coming to 4chan?
Literally none. They were all bi or closet faggots to begin with. And on a related note, they're all insufferable as fuck for thinking every other actually straight man on 4chan can be turned gay like them.

>>153084984
Go back to tumblr.

>>153085022
There's no need to be rude, friend.

>>153085055
I'm not your friend, buddy.

>>153084988
I see you're not gay yet. Give it time.

>>153085067
He's not your buddy, pal.

>>153085077
Gas yourself back to tumblr faggot.

>>153085037
Wow it's almost like straight men are turned on by lesbians or something.

>>153085142
Naturally.

>>153085166
Some are, some are not. I notice guys who are unable to self-insert into porn as the guy are drawn strongly to yuri.

Personally I find yuri boring.

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>he does it for free

>>153085224
Hm, I guess I'm at odds with your perception of things.
I generally self insert female if ever, but I don't find lesbians particularly attractive.

>>153085166
It's always funny how faggots always give themselves away when they're unaware of this basic, innate desire of straight men.

>ugh lesbians are shit I don't see the appeal I need more dicks in my porn to get excited t. not a fag

Then they go on about how straight men can turn gay by browsing 4chan in the same thread.

>>153085264
Anon, calm down.

>>153085224
2D yuri porn is ok, but I prefer futa or 3DPD lesbians. That being said, yuri is the cutest and most heartwarming kind of romance, and that's why I worship gay girls.

>>153085310
>futa
My nigga

>>153085295
But I'm angry. Angry at faggots. While some claim to never have been gay until they found 4chan, I on the other hand never found them insufferable until I came to 4chan.

>>153085310
I can't deal with futa.
I get that it's supposed to be a magical strap-on but in my head I can't divorce it from the notion of a tranny, and I'm not even a yuri guy to begin with so even a normal strap-on has no appeal for me.

>>153085344
I agree that they were probably gay/bi in denial, or undiscovered, and I agree that they can be unbelievably insufferable
>muh cute trapcock

But sometimes you just gotta calm down.

>>153085361
Your powerlevel is still pathetically low if you can't separate 2D from 3D.

>>153085264
I don't see the appeal because I am very possessive and seeing the me/self insert not doing the girls pisses me off.

>>153085405
You're supposed to imagine yourself fucking them both. If seeing two hot girls make out in front of you doesn't turn you on then you are essentially saying that if you had a MFF threesome and the girls were making out as foreplay that you wouldn't be able to get it up, because you're a faggot who needs to see a dick not belonging to you.

>>153084102
I need a profile link or else I call this bullshit.

>>153085398
I can, but there's just no appeal for me with strap-ons to begin with, so the futa making me think of trannies makes for a very poor appeal for me personally.

I like my ladies to just be ladies.

>>153085405
>very possessive
>only gets excited when seeing another man dick the girl(s)
u wot?

>>153085464
I never said it doesn't turn me on. It's just I desire to dominate and I can't see that with two bitches scissoring it up gently. There is no thrill in that.

>>153085536
See here's the thing, either you can project your penis as the penis in the image with your imagination, or you don't.

There's this fundamental difference between people who can do this, and people who can't, and people who can't are very often drawn to yuri.

They're not drawn to the penis itself, they're drawn to the idea of them taking the place of the penis in the media in question.

Why in every maid dragon thread there is either a sales faggot or a /u/ retard trying to bait?

>>153085574
>"fuck me harder nagasaki toyota kun!"
>yep that's totally me

>>153085264
Yuri really isn't anything better than just two girls, it's not above the sum of it's parts.
There's a sort of empathy you can have for the level of pleasure a guy is having in 1 guy 1 girl, but no such thing for 2 girls.

>>153085536
Tell me a way to get transported into a yuri pornbook if you can.

>>153085571
You said it pisses you off. So you get an angry boner? Then you finished your post with "There is no thrill in that". So it doesn't turn you on after all?

Really getting sick of this roundabout faggot mental hoops. Just admit you like seeing dick.

>>153085633
A) Depends on the work in question, and B), your imagination would just go past that.

Some porn just has the guy be as anonymous and blank slate as possible as to not be disruptive and to enable projecting yourself as easily as possible.

I mean look at straight 3DPD porn, a considerable amount of it plain doesn't show the guy's face at all, regardless of it it's POV themed or not.

>>153085685
>like seeing dick
>when they're all mosaic
That ain't it, m8.

>>153085657
I'd argue that self inserting as a girl requires a higher power level than self inserting as the male character.

>>153085715
Seeing man ass then. That's a whole lot better. Unless you fap to exclusively male POV porn there's not much to argue.

>>153085657
It's pretty hard to feel empathy for hentai MCs. Most of the times they're either disgusting scumbags, old men or omega faggots. I just want a regular guy.

>>153085747
>Unless you fap to exclusively male POV
There's not enough of that existing in the panda.

>>153085747
Sometimes it's fun to see two people going at it.

A penis goes into a vagina.

>>153085706
>I mean look at straight 3DPD porn
https://i.imgur.com/sduxHuo.gif

>>153085795
But how a regular guy is supposed to have sex with a 10/10 girl?

>>153085812
Right, forgot about cucks like you.

>>153085828
Same way the faceless old men do?

>>153085820
>a considerable amount

>>153085845
There's that insecurity again.

>>153085845
So when you're watching two ladies going at it and you're excluded, wouldn't you be a cuck by that same logic?

>implying a dude could self insert as a girl when all girls are whiny, emotional selfish bitches who does irrational shit on a whim
Not being a robot here but how would you self insert into that?

>>153085795
Not empathy for their character, empathy for their physical enjoyment. You don't know what having your clit rubbed feels like, and your breasts don't get you off as well as they would a girl, when you see these things happening to a girl they have less context in your mind than say, a girl palming the head of a guy's cock and twisting her hand.
That's what I mean by empathy, perhaps sympathy would even have been a better word to describe it to you, you have a context and mental framework of what girl on guy means (for the guy).

>>153085959
95% of the girls are like that but there is 5% that aren't.
Kobayashi is part of the 5%

>>153085924
Why call me insecure and not the guy who was saying he's "very possessive"? I'm just calling it as I see it.

>>153085951
No, because you're supposed to imagine they're in front of you and you end up fucking them both. Trying to apply this to MF means either you're a cuck or a faggot. Two girls can share a man. Two men cannot share a girl. If you were a straight man yourself you would understand this.

>dragons are cool and awesome
>KyoAni picks something with stupid fat pudgy clowns
The idea of a dragon girl premise would have been better with Violet Evergarden's art style.

>>153085999
I believe in you, trips

Why is this show flopping though? It's not fair.

>>153085999
So she's a tomboy?

>>153085959
The same way you self insert into tentacle monster or a slime.

>>153086029
How is being possessive insecure?

>>153085959
You stop watching 3DPD shit for starters. The majority of 2D girls are great.

>>153086082
Because if you felt secure you wouldn't feel possessive. It's like how you would keep a leash on your dog because you're afraid it would run away from you, while someone with a fully loyal dog wouldn't need one.

help me guys

every time I wake up I go through the exact same morning of waking up and seeing this maid dragon thread. Every post is the same. It's been happening like this for about 5 days.

What the fuck.

>>153086029
>and you end up fucking them both
Groupsex is bothersome, I prefer 1 on 1.

Well I mean I guess a double blowjob can be pretty amazing, but I don't really care about what they do with each other, it's just not very interesting to me.

>Two men cannot share a girl
I think that's up for debate, people have all kinds of open relationships these days, I've seen like, quad swingers (like two couples who are completely open and share each other). Sounds like hippie-shit, I know.

But I'm not looking to share a girl with anyone, the guy in the media stops existing and I take his place, that's how the imagination part works. At least for me.

>>153085959
Epic memes my friend.

>>153086130
>I think that's up for debate, people have all kinds of open relationships these days
Stopped reading there. Go be a literal cuck somewhere else.

>>153086120
I see. That really made me think.

>>153086166
I never said that's what I wanted, I just said that's what *some* people want.

>>153086148
I don't think that one is registered in knowyourmeme yet.

>>153086029
>Two girls can share a man. Two men cannot share a girl.
Holy shit, you're not only a literal degenerate, you have massive bigoted double standards.

No matter what, you as a person are trash.

>people claiming that they have a chance to fuck Tooru because girls can't win against D
Even she love D she won't love your loser D

>>153086201
*Some* "people". We call them cucks here.

>>153076969
>lesbian

But she isn't though. You just need to be the one removing the sacred sword.

>>153086215
Go cry about it on a tumblr blog you piece of shit.

>>153076969
If you loves her you'd become a women.

>>153086271
>>153086215
Can you two faggots stop turning this thread into your blog discussion

>>153086271
It's funny, because you're the who's acting like he is on tumblr. Tumblr these days is all about "expressing" yourself any way you want.

Again, you are a trash human being with absolutely no worth.

>>153086029
>Two men cannot share a girl.
What did he mean by this?

>>153086326
I thought there is another thread about this anime?

>>153086326
>blog
Stop using words when you don't know what they mean. A blog by definition is talking about your personal life.
I'm just telling some degenerate that he is subhuman scum.

>>153086346
Cucks don't deserve to be called men so the statement is correct.

>>153086227
>we
Well, you people are retarded. You probably don't even know what a cuck is.

>>153086343
Tell me all about it over on your tumblr blog.

>>153086376
>by adding cuck to all my posts I can win any argument
It doesn't work that way here, /pol/tard.

>>153086394
>gets proven wrong
>durrr i'll just keep repeating the word tumblr

>>153086227
I guess that's one way to look at it, though if the cucking is mutual for all parties (all four people fuck each other), I think that's kind of far removed from normal sexual and romantic relations, cuckolding seems like it's specific to normal monogamous relations.

The way I've had it explained is that cuck fetishists get off on the idea of being subservient and for someone else to conquer their spouse, there's a very specific mindset involved, and most people aren't like that, people who watch a man and a woman fuck on video/in pictures isn't really like that, it's a kind of esoteric and pathetic mindset which I think most people would distance themselves from if they knew about it.

The average Joe might want to watch a guy fuck a girl on camera, but if you suggested that he wanted someone else to fuck his wife, he would take it as a personal attack, maybe even reacting violently.

There's a disconnect and difference.

>>153086382
A word derived from the cuckoo bird, when applied to humans it means someone who takes care of another man's child, which is what will happen in a polyandrous relationship. What the fuck do you think it means? The only way I'm wrong in this context is if you think it's just a random insult like "fag".

>>153086376
>two guys fucking a woman they have no romantic interest in is cuckolding
Pretty sure you don't understand how this works. You could maybe argue about their sexuality, but if neither have no emotional investment in the girl, then who is getting cucked?

>>153086415
Are you being so bitchy because you're on your period or something?

>>153086489
>which is what will happen in a polyandrous relationship
Ok, but watching porn where a guy fucks a girl isn't a polyandrous relationship, it isn't even a relationship at all for the viewer, so cuckolding isn't even a relevant term in the slightest.

>>153086514
Point me to the part in this argument where emotional investment was brought up.

>>153086548
All this drama about cucks stemmed from >>153086130 and >>153086166 , which talked about relationships, not porn.

>>153086529
>anyone who recognizes me for the shit human being that I am must be mentality impaired in some way
Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

So many armchair psychologist ITT so I got to ask. Was OMK NTR?

>>153086573
That's what's required for cuckolding.

If the person in question you're watching get fucked isn't someone you're romantically interested in, then it's not cuckolding, it's nothing.

>inb4 raising another man's child
That's not happening here either, children aren't even part of the equation in most of this material.

>>153086627
You're the shit human being for advocating men taking care of another man's child. Probably got knocked up by some nigger and this conversation triggers you because you can't find a cuck to provide for you.

>>153086548
Getting off to another man fucking a girl you desire is pretty cuck. Most porn is pretty cuck. Your granddad got off to pictures of women with no dick involved.

>>153086621
The thing is that you can't just use the word cuck in a literal sense when it's not about spouses and relationships.

It's like saying you're betraying someone you never swore allegiance to.

>>153086652
See >>153086621

>>153086692
Can you read? I used the word cuck precisely when that anon brought up relationships. I literally quoted the two posts in which this exchange occurred.

>>153086489
>every sexual encounter results in pregnancy

>>153086761
>it's okay if random men sleep with my wife as long as she uses birth control
Good thing the word "cuck" has had its definition expanded to "enjoying watching other men fuck the person you like/love" in order to en-capsule people like you.

>>153086690
>Getting off to another man fucking a girl you desire is pretty cuck
Not really, you're massively simplifying this based on your own insecurities.

Nobody is being cuckolded (because the pornstar has no relation to you), nobody is getting off to the idea of being cucked (a specific mentality), and nobody is raising anyone's children.

>>153086818
>a professional whore on camera is my wife
Can you literally not detach sex from marriage?

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>waifu is yandere for another girl

>>153086818
>has had its definition expanded
Well literally only by you, nobody else would understand what the fuck you're talking about.

>>153086818
So when Charlie Chode plows Cindy Cunt on camera, and I see it, Cindy Cunt magically becomes my wife somehow?

>>153076969
Just create your own headcanon. This>>153084628
I mean my waifu is from a harem and she loves the MC but if she's going to be my waifu she has to love me and only me.

>>153086857
You're still fapping to a woman you find attractive getting fucked by another man. In a way it's worse than literal cuckoldry because literal cucks still got laid once in their lives while you're resigning yourself to watching other men have sex.

>>153086879
>Well literally only by you
Oh please, we both know this isn't true. The fact that the definition has even been inflated to the point of being a generic insult is a testament to this.

>>153086916
You're retarded.

>>153086920
If this is your solution how come most people don't do it?

>>153086682
> advocating men taking care of another man's child
You're fucking retard. The hell are you even talking about. You can't even keep who you're replying to straight.

>trigger
And there you go again proving that you are the one who acts like he's on tumblr.

>>153086940
Something tells me that you're one of those "Sex is one of the goals in life" kind of guy.

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>>153087009
I don't understand your reasoning. Meanwhile you strike me as a "I'll marry some slut who'll divorce me and take half my shit" kind of guy.

But whatever, the argument's not going anywhere now that you're just going to be name calling so I'm out.

>>153086940
This guy is projecting his insecurities pretty hard.

>>153087037
So what, just going to fully surrender to your literal autism and stop using words all together?
What you said makes no sense in the context of the post you were replying to. You're literally retarded. Go back and read everything in the strong of posts from where it started. No one said anything about another person's child. I hate deal with brain dead degenerates like you so much.

>>153076969
My waifu used to like women until she lost to the dick. She likes men now.

>>153087264
Cool story, anon.

>>153087231
You call others degenerate, yet you're the one aggressively trying to apply NTR onto other people's sexuality. Nobody thinks about NTR or have an NTR mindset, but you strongly insist they should.

Or you're just 12 and is looking for any and all opportunity to use his favorite buzzword.

>>153076969
You literal cuckhold.

>>153087472
Jesus fuck, you retard. Figure out who you're replying to.
Or rather, stop thinking that anyone at all who replies to you is arguing the exact same stance.
I quoted the exactly reason you're a degenerate. It had nothing to do with NTR.

>>153087566
Are you telling me that you've never done something similar in high school?

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So like this guy?

>see sexy girl, nice, wait, who is that guy
>ugh, no, a penis, noo this makes me uncomfortable, why is he here, I feel cucked
Nobody remotely normal would think like this, it reeks of cognitive problems.

It's dangerously close to feeling gay about touching your own dick.

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>>153076969
I know how you feel, OP

>>153087631
No, because I'm a sociopath who doesn't believe in unnecessary relationships. Those who need others to live are weak.

>le yuri is le purest le form of le love
Surely nobody outside of tumblr thinks that?
It can't be love if the penis isn't present.

>>153086818
What wife? MMF threesome can happen in a shitload of circumstances.

It must be sad to be so insecure you feel threatened by people you'll probably never meet who like to jerk off while watching another man fucking their wife. Or anything similar.

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Can't beat yuri.

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>>153084102
Absolute amazing, but allow me to counter with a similar female tale.

>>153088023
>Those who need others to live are weak.
You're in the wrong species then.

>>153087264
But was it YOUR dick? :^)

>>153088046
Purity of love depends on the couple in question, not sexuality.

A gay couple can either have really pure love or really fucking impure or atrocious love. For instance, lesbians are statistically some of the biggest domestic abusers.

Judge on a case by case basis.

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>>153088112
U rite.

>>153076969
She isn't lesbian. She's Kobayashi-sexual

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I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN

I THOUGHT I HAVE FOUND THE ONE

>>153084102
he fucked up with messaging the dyke, he should have just dropped the shit out of his girlfriend

>>153088092
she fucked up, but I actually laughed this time instead of cringing

>>153088474
ONA JEST PEDAŁEM

>Waifu-ing lesbians
>Literally cucking yourself

>>153088732
if you dont waifu a canon lesbian, fan art artists will make her lesbian anyway

>>153088732
Feels good to have a straight waifu who likes my penis.

>>153088779
Everything outside of canon shouldn't matter.

>>153087332
That's what happened in her series.

>>153088830
Yeah but it still sucks, not being able to search for fanart without faggot shit all over the place.

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>>153088474
WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND

BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOD

>>153076969
shes a japanese lesbian.

which means she didnt have a dick yet.

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>>153076969
Have you tried teaching her the pleasure of being cummed inside?

>>153084712
>It's gayer to think dicks can convert sexuality, because then you're admitting that if some fag slid his dick up your ass you'd turn gay.
The problem here is that most authors of fiction think that if a guy is gay he is gay and he can't get converted to be bi, similiar a straight guy can't be converted bi or gay if his sexuality is revealed.

While with women it's the famous every female is bi so it's ok to convert a lesbian to like guys now since sooner or later that would happen if she found the right cock to do it with.

If even lesbian or LGBT related authors create works where hardcore lesbians fall for the cock of random guy just because he forced himself on them and with time they love it, it pretty much says all about that issue.

And of course the fucked up bait and switch lesbians trope which is pretty much main reason why most yuri fans are so butthurt about everything.

>>153089334
>If even lesbian or LGBT related authors create works where hardcore lesbians fall for the cock of random guy just because he forced himself on them and with time they love it, it pretty much says all about that issue.
Then again, fans also tend to try to insist that two men are secretly gay and only fight over a woman to get each other's attention. So "women are all secretly bi" is not much different from "all men are secretly gay" in the fandom.

>She's a lesbian
Fucking animefags.

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>>153076969
LESBIANS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

THEY ALL LOSE TO THE DICK

ITS IN THEIR DNA AS FEMALES, JUST AS GOD INTENDED

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Now is the perfect time to post this.

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>>153093277

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Those who would deny their dyke waifu THEIR dyke waifu, never truly loved them in the first place. Making a lesbian sandwich with both your waifu and their waifu is the only correct answer.

>>153093490
Like a bi triangle? I suppose that *could* be fair.
There's some ifs involved however.

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And today we're gonna talk about the severe consequences of not beheading those who have the audacity to insult yuri

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The lack of Kobayashi posting upsets me, post more best girl or let the thread die

>>153094341
Yuri isn't special.

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>>153094809
>Yuri isn't special.

>>153094876
You heard me.

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>>153095017
What does that mean
No-one said anything about yuri being special

>>153095082
Except >>153094341 implies it.

>>153095181
"And today we're gonna talk about the severe consequences of not beheading those who have the audacity to insult apples"

Look at that sentence and tell me where I said anything about apples being special.

>>153095293
>behead those who insult yuri
>implying not begging for special treatment

This entire thread is just shitty bait, just let it die

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>>153076969
iktf

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>>153084102
Thy guy was an absolute idiot for agreeing to threesomes with gay folk and listening to 4chan.