Oh my fucking god. I knew this show involved someone named "Satania",

>>153021322

You don't do this whereever you live? The cap is also plastic and should be recycled as well.

>>153021322
>2.08 MB png
You're pretty evil yourself

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>>153021722
Die, Australia! You'll soon be able to tell people "fuck off, our bandwidth is full."

>>153021640
>recycling in my country
>bottles with caps still on them are strongly discouraged
>glass bottles from local microbrews aren't accepted
>as of two years ago, we now fucking recycle food scraps
That last one is just absolutely terrible. We can get fined if we're caught discarding food in the regular garbage (how they would even enforce it once it's at the dump, I do not know). You're supposed to now have a separate green bin dedicated to food scraps only, and it stinks like shit. My workplace smells like festering apples and shit every single day because of these fucking bins. My parents have a second freezer that is dedicated to food scraps because collection occurs only once a week, and they understandably don't want their house to reek of rotten food for a whole week while they wait for the recycling truck to come around.

>>153022736
Where do you live, anon?

>>153023135
Itafag here, can confirm the food scrap thing.
Not entirely sure about the rest, but I also live in the middle of Buttfuck Nowhere. Also every region has its customs, so yeah.
I believe most of yurop adheres to this shit, though.

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is there no limit to what this madman will do?

>>153021784
I sometimes wonder why Australia hates Australians so much.

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>>153024428

>>153021322
You deserve to be bullied for being a fucking faggot, just like that retard in the OP image.

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>>153025638
>no loitering sign
>stood around for a bit even though I wasn't waiting for anyone

>>153025228
when you call everyone a cunt, you start to feel like a bit of a cunt

>>153025638
That's not demonic that's just mean.

>>153025638
>waiting for train
>signs say stand behind line
>stand on line

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ようこそ!

>>153022736
Keep your green bin in the garage or outside, and a small sealed container in your home.

Empty your indoor container into the greenbin when it gets full / smelly.

Problem solved.

As for the bottle lid, where I live, they recommend that we keep it on the bottle loosely, I'm guessing it's so that it makes the plastic bottles easy to compress.

>>153025638
>made a BLT
>without tomato

>>153025638
Absolutely
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>>153025638
>Sign says No Trespassing
>Trespass anyway
>Get shot
Wait...

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>>153025638
>going into a friends house
>playing vidya
>tell me to change the game while he goes for the food we ordered
>put the game in the wrong case on purpose

>>153025638
>made a vegetarian lasagna, because I enjoy the challenge
>parents hate anything meatless
>sister hates mushrooms
>told my parents that the veggie ground was actual ground beef
>told my sister that the finely chopped mushrooms are actually Italian eggplant

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>>153025638
>Friends invite me to go to the park with them
>don't go because I'm too lazy

>>153026570
Literally the single worst person on the planet. >>153025638
>Garbage day today
>Go to take out the last bit of trash
>Bin is full
>Put it in my neighbor's bin
I'm so bad, holy shit.

>>153025638

>Go to a friend's house
>Friend has a new TV he's been using for days
>Plastic film on the bezel still on
>I remove it

>>153021640
Yes it should be recycled, but it should be taken off the bottle first. The bottles get compressed back into raw plastic, and if the cap is still on, it's going to burst from pressure and get plastic bits where they aren't supposed to be.

>>153025638
I took a 5 hour nap at 4 in the afternoon

>>153025638
>saw a homeless guy begging for change
>tell him I'm feeling really generous
>give him a $50 bill
>it was in Hong Kong dollars

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>>153025638
Yesterday at work I was bagging groceries for an old lady in the scooter, but I put the tomatoes at the very bottom of the bag

>>153027853
>$6.50

haha you asshole

>>153027853
I get rid of my counterfeit twenties by giving them to beggers.

Either they spend it successfully and I'm a hero, or literally nothing happens because nobody is going to arrest a homeless man for trying to spend fake cash, it's not like he made it.

Or maybe they would, I don't know.

>>153027999
do you have many counterfeit twenties?

>>153028051
I live a shit life, every once in a while I go through and inspect all the cash I've been given, separate the fake shit, and move on. I literally don't accept hundreds, I don't think I've ever seen a real one. It's not like I'm an idiot or anything, there are plenty of fakes out there that are indistinguishable at a glance, and I'm not going to go full CSI every time someone gives me cash.

>Found a counterfeit one dollar bill once
Fucking why.

>>153028180
american?

>>153027999
Why do you have so many counterfeit twenties?
>999
I see you, not-Satan

>>153028226
Yeah, if you're going to counterfeit money might as well counterfeit the money of a country with a stable economy. I would bet the vast majority of counterfeit money is in US dollars.

>>153027542
YOU FUCKER

>>153028384
and the money is easy to counterfeit compared to others i'd reckon

>>153028435
This is the real reason, but I like to pretend it's because America is the best.

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>>153021322
EVIL

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>>153028497
australia just brought in new notes which would be a bitch to counterfeit

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>>153025638
>rules say to keep all posts about anime and manga
>talk about myself instead

And nobody can stop me!

>>153028602
Canada had notes with similar features for a few years now, and I think people have managed to counterfeit them within the first couple of years.

>>153028602
holy fuck
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_twenty-dollar_bill#/media/File:US_$20_Series_2006_Obverse.jpg

When you consider that it just needs to look "good enough" our money is fucking pathetic.

Banks will be fine, but the average guy gets fucked.

>>153027542
Worst so far.

>>153028693
They also melted in the heat.

>>153028602
Ah, so they've moved on to Canadian style bills, eh.

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>>153026570

>>153025638
when people leave a room I shift around drinks or phones to the other side of the table.

>>153028792
we've had colourful plastic notes my whole life, these new ones just have more see-through frames and shit

>>153028693
>>153028786
It's still hard to counterfeit properly.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/counterfeiters-perplexed-by-canada-s-plastic-money-1.3401839

>"When we first touched the bill you could tell it wasn't the polymer feel. It was paper. We could see they had cut out the security window from a real $5 bill and pasted it to a $50 and $100 bill," said Wolfe.

>>153028766
According to the same article above Amerifats are easier to pass off fakes to.

>>153028792
Australia invented plastic money

>>153022736
Dude if it smells you're just doing it wrong. In my country the organic waste is collected too since several years and it's not an issue and doesn't smell if you do it right.

The key is in taking the organic waste out often enough. Surely you could get, like, a bigger outside organic bin and take the household waste from the kitchen in smaller paper or compostable plastic bags in it every few days? Also what helps is having some dry stuff in the organic waste bags

In general it makes sense, because organic waste within sealed plastic bags is a bit bad. My parents just have a compost container in their garden, they put the food scraps in there and it turns them into mulch you can put in the flowerbeds - though if you're in an apartment that's not an option

>>153028573
Those are from the same show, same episode even.

>>153028602
Monopoly money!

Aussies can't even put an Aussie on their money. Why not have the Crocodile Hunter guy?

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>>153025638
>Someone sneezes
>Not "bless you" response

Cherry on the top: it was my friend.

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>>153029956
>someone says bless you
>I don't say anything

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>>153025638
>coworker asked me how I was doing
>lied to her and said "Fine"

>>153025638
>didnt push the door open when someone was right behind
>they had to reopen the door right when i walked through

>>153021322
>don't recycle my garbage while i lived in japan
>wake up to find that someone opened my garbage bag and did it for me every week
japan is alright.

>>153021322
Can't do that over here, won't get your 10 cents.

>>153028602
I fucking hate these. Machines don't take them.

Why is /a/ in love with this girl?

>>153030530
I do realize how pointless telling you this is but you're the reason why Japan hates gaijins so much. Just properly recycle the trash and respect their social norms while you're there you fucking moron.

>>153030734
She's cute and despite acting high and mighty, she gets bullied which is endearing. The other option is that anons also want to bully her.

>>153025638
>cashier says have a nice day
>don't say it back

>>153029719
He's going to be on the 50's since he's so cash.

>>153030922
>cashier is obviously going off a script of what he says to a customer
>say "have a nice day" to him before he says it to me to throw him off

>>153030156
That's actually the right thing to do. Many people say "thank you," but that actually negates the blessing. Look it up.

>>153030761
How can you tell if someone is a gaijin just from an abandoned garbage bag?

>>153031411
they can smell the western foods and the deodorant

>>153027920
I'm calling corporate.

>>153029480
>shitposting with money
Sasuga aussies

>>153030734
/a/ have shit taste

I'm Autraslian and i'm proud of Autraslia. You guys are just jealous of us because Australian are rich.

>>153034788
You're not fooling anyone, ESL.

>tfw 3rd world country so I just throw all trash in a trash bin

Why are first worlders so autistic with trash?

>>153034985
First world problems. They don't have to deal with dysentery, cholera, etc, so needed to find another time sink.

>>153034985
Since we produce several times more trash than 3rd worlders, we have to optimize it.
Poor people can't produce enough trash because they don't have enough things.

>>153035508
I don't think any country produces more trash than China or India.

>>153035581
China has massive recycling going on though

>>153021322
It's a fucking Satan, what did you expect?

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Too many S-class demonic deeds in this thread

>>153022736
Have you tried keeping a garden? Compost your scraps for free.

>>153035722
she's not satan she's just a regular demon

>>153029628
I don't get it.

>>153035600
Massive? Yes, due to size alone. Efficient? God no.

>>153039648
Well I mean they try to be efficient and they do encourage people to recycle with some level of success

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SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!

>>153039735
So you mean she should put it in herself?

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>>153039735
Satan guides Satania's cock.

>>153039784
I think I know that bulge.

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>>153039784
Anon pls.

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>>153021322
MA NIGGA

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>>153039735

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Stop sexualizing Satania.

>>153043403
And what, sexualize Vigne instead?

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>>153043403
We shall sexualize Vigne a bit more indeed

I want to marry Vigne.

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>>153043403
Then I'll bully her.

>>153031387
>that actually negates the blessing
What the fuck, I've been living a lie

>>153043794
You can't, she's already married to me.

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>>153044945
Go away, Gabu. This is a Satania thread.

>>153043422
Vigne isn't sexy though

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>>153045766

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>>153045766
Your taste just isn't refined enough for her.

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>>153045766
True.

>>153046857
I want to lick her vagina bones.

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Would you spoil your waifu like Vigne does?

>>153047364
I'd spoil Vigne instead.

I'd like to be vigne instead.

>>153022736

This>>153038116
If you like gardening (or have any plants at all) just have a compost bin in your yard. I don't get how people put food in the general trash anyway. Shit rots and reeks until you replace the bag.

>>153047645
I put each individual piece in a little cellophane bag. I don't need a lot of food that leaves uneatable stuff behind though.

Just watched this. Love the :3 faces. Haven't seen a show that has ab abundance of these in a while