JoJo

Gappy shouldn't have to duo with a human turd like Joshuu.

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First for Sheer Joshu Aero Attack

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DICKSCLAIMER
ROCK HUMANS ARE ASEXUAL maybe?

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Jolyne

>>152604475
No they're not. Didn't you read that infodump in one of Karera's chapters?

>>152604475

Correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm p sure there's chapter in the manga somewhere that says that most of them are gay.

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Gappy makes me happy

>>152604508
At least you could get rid of that orange already.

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>>152604525

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>>152604451
>>152604454

>Koichi and Narancia will never be your non gay male sextoys

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>>152604547
No, here's what it really says.

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>read through part 5,6,7 and 8 in like 2 weeks and now am able to shitpost here 24/7

living the life

>>152604525
You're asking to get reported

>>152604699
>The man has full frontal nudity
>The woman is covering her vagina and one of her nipples
What did he mean by this

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>>152604639
why live

>>152604738
>Speedreading
Yuck

>>152604738
Okay, to test if you really spedread.

What happened to Hotpants at the end of part 7?

>>152604746
How do you not recognize Michelangelo's David and Botticelli's Venus?

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>>152604738
>read parts 5, 6, 7, and 8 within a span of two weeks

that seems a lil fast, lad

>>152604319
>he thinks Nutman is going to live

>>152604790
To be fair, what happened to her is near-unanimously agreed to be poorly-written. I took three weeks to read part 7 in total (couple of chapters a day or every other day) and I didn't know for sure until I looked it up.

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>>152604860
>He thinks Nutman wont be the real jojo of Part 8

>>152604790
He dies.

>>152604899
>he

>>152604899
>he
(You)

>>152604814
Who are they? Is that from some other manga?

But yeah I do, I just found it funny that he picked a male pose that's much more revealing than the female one given how he often doesn't even draw penis-bulges through clothing.

>>152604899
>He
SHE WAS BEST GIRL. BEST.

was...

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>>152604738
>took two freaking weeks just to read 3 and half parts.
>and only did it recently.
how does it feel to be slow and underage?

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>>152604891
>Gappy dies
>Nutman tries to redeem himself by getting revenge
>becomes Part 8 Jojo

>>152604930
>has

>>152604826
Some people can read past a 4th grade level, anon

>>152604790
killed by d4c + ticket to ride's perfectly coordinated bullshit along with diego

>>152604785
>>152604826
I got free time off college and it took like 4 hours everyday.
i swear i'm not speedreading ma

>>152604990
>no

>>152604970
Taking parts slowly is 500x better than speedreading

>>152604995
But, how did she die?

Are we too still full of cock to discuss the possibility that Josefumi was descended from Zeppeli lineage? I can wait?

>>152605024
>style

post gappy poses

>>152605076
>He

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>>152605036
>Gappy remembers his past as a Zeppeli
>Uses his 4 balls to achieve golden spin
>tfw

>>152604319
>Gappy and Joshuu are both critically injured.
>Jobin has Yasuho captive.
>They have the newly grown Rokakaka fruit.
>Joshuu realizes what needs to be done.
>He takes the fruit and eats it.
>Gappy gets pissed at him, but then realizes that his injuries are being healed.
>He looks back to Joshuu and sees that he died.
>He whispers "Arigato, Nutman." and goes to walk towards where Jobin is, when he realizes that the bulge in his pants is bigger.
>He pulls them down and sees he now has 6 testicles.
>Joshuu's nuts will always be there with him.
>This is further emphasized by Soft and Wet now having Nut King Call's abilities.

as much as i love the idea of 21st Century Schizoid Man i think the best ED would be one that represent best the jojo instead of the villain

like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYOlYZzjkWY

how many more chapters (estimated) until jojolion is finished?

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>>152605090

>>152605036
Never heard that theory, but from what I can grasp off the bat:

>Gyro DID have brothers/sisters, so the Zeppeli family lived on
>One of the Zeppelis must've fucked a Joestar or vice versa, because Josefumi had the birthmark

Sounds too wacky for me, anon. I'd rather hop onto the Rock Human dick train.

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>>152605105
>tfw this thread becomes canon

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>it is now the year 20XX
>David productions are finally making an anime adaptation of part 8
>the first opening is a majorly edited version of crazy noisy bizarre town

So how do you think it would change,musically and thematically i mean,of course the visuals are gonna totally different.

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>>152605090

>>152605146
At least another 40, my guess is another 60.

>>152605028
>implying slow reading will make you remember things.
>implying you only read any part of the jojo series just once.
>not rereading the whole thing again to re-immerse yourself.

>>152605105
Nah, he'd learn to spin and explode his soap bubbles exactly the same way caesar did with his soap bubbles

>>152605159
It's pretty heavily implied that he's SBR!Joseph's illegitimate son, so thats his link to the joestars

also, it's said that the zeppelis left italy after the revolution but nobody knows where they went. My bet is to Morioh, the same town where the man who brought back their son lived

What we do know though is that his mother was a blonde

>>152605182
>Crazy Noisy Bizarre town [Beach Bum Remix]

>>152605250
Slow reading makes you actually think about things and speculate on what will happen next you boring-ass mong

>>152605183
Reminds me a bit of the T-1000. Cool stuff.

what if gappy fuses again?

Might be far fetched here but cope with me for a second - Rock Humans hibernate for a long time right? What if somehow Johnny is alive and hibernating as that Jizou statue raised in his memory?

He used a Rokakaka and there's all that jazz about his descendants and the sickness

>>152605202
so 4-5 years left?

>>152605430
If anyone fuses it's Jobin and either Kaato or Dolomite

>>152605444
pretty sure if that were true he would have crumbled away after having his head crushed

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>>152605407
For an on-going manga, yeah, but I'd rather read it at a medium pace so I don't go too fast to not understand but not to where I overhype my own theories to be disappointed or make myself look like a complete dumbass, desu.

JoJolion theories are at an all-time high since there's still more mysteries to uncover, if it was set and done, there wouldn't be much more to question.

>>152605182
Maybe a bit slower with some undertone creepiness since part 8 is all about that horror vibe.

or if they've stopped caring complete makeover and make it super obvious with those horror violin screeches

so with fusing there has to be an equivalent exchange?

So when gappy was made, it came at the cost of kira's life?

Am I getting this right?

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How can Plankton be THIS cute?

>>152605562
for gappy to be made, it cost Kira his fleeting life and Josefumi his entire person. Kira's body was still there but they exchange this and that with the grafted Rokakaka and Wall Eyes also did their thing. End Result is Gappy

>>152605562
Apparently from what I've picked up, the grafted Rokakaka is a special snowflake that holds special properties, unlike just "regular" ones.

I guess that's why Jobin's looking for that specific one and not just a regular ol set from New Guinea, I'd suspect he'd be able to get some from there himself since he's a vendor.

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>>152605444
I dunno man, Jockeys are pretty short but I don't think Johnny was THIS much of a manlet.

>>152605529
>Privately wonder whether Pucci's plan is going to be about reviving DIO
>Be pleasantly surprised that although it sort of involved that, it was a lot deeper and not nearly as generic as I expected
>'make myself look like a complete dumbass'

Why're you so scared of being wrong about Chinese cartoons? The stakes are never that high.

>>152605671
Maybe he got deformed with time.
It is really weird how this affects nothing plot wise. It's not even fanservice, just a statue. Pretty shady.

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>>152605573
>its both necrophilia and beastiality

I'd do it for science.

>>152605562
Yeah, the Wall Eyes is the reason their stands merged too. Josefumi also lost himself in order to save what was left of Kira.

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>>152605504
>not Karera

>>152605671
>>152605747

also, remember that chart showing the life stages of rock people and how they hibernate?

Johnny would be in a different position than the statue if he was just hibernating

then again you have to remember that this is written by Hirohiko "What are Plot holes?" Araki

>>152605825
And they look like rocks in the vague shape of people too, not like carved statues.

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>>152605862
is it jobinposting hour?

>>152605814
maybe if she fuses with kaato. I wonder how their stands would fuse. Maybe she could use her hair as a pocket space?

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>>152605862
You filthy motherfucker

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>>152605862
Joubin is the true villain after all

>>152605909
Hey hes reading your part so it shouldnt be that bad for you

Look, no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy.

>>152605862
>Endlessly shit on SBR and everyone who likes it
>'BUT YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER SKIP PARTS'
This general is silly.

Is there anything disproving the hypothesis that the Higashikata family curse does not merely kill the firstborn son, but turns them into a Rock Human?

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>>152605933
SKIPPING PARTS IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE, ROCKMAN SCUM

>>152605934
But as Jotaro Kujo pointed out, the alligator's shadow doesn't mold to the ground correctly.

>>152605862
>empty lifeless eyes with nothing inside them but dejection

Yeah, that's how the face of a men who skips parts looks like.

>>152606000
>*Jowtarow Kuhoe

>jojolion main villain appears
>gappy heads up ominous staircase to investigate the evil
>*wryyyyyyyy
>chapter ends

how do you react?

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>>152605962
however much we shit on any part of jojo i think we can all agree they're all great and skipping parts has no purpose.


except 2 but you cant skip that one either

>>152606026
I laugh

>>152606026
get slightly angry because this makes no sense.

>>152606081
"oh diego also fucked some slut along the steel ball race sorry never told you guys lmao"
i mean it'd mirror the original universe

>>152606026
Why would Giorno come back?

>>152606133
Diego was just some random asshole jockey. There's no reason for him to ever come up again.

>>152606054
It's just a desperate need to feel better than people.
>You didn't read all the parts, I'm better than you
>You spent too much time reading a part, I'm better than you
>You didn't spend enough time reading a part, I'm better than you
>Your taste is shit, I'm better than you
I saw one guy in here who said he hadn't yet read all of part 5 because he'd seen how dry and shitty the Ignition One scans were and wanted to be able to actually care about the characters and story like it's easy to in the good ones. People tried to spoil him because apparently he should have just read the unanimously-agreed-to-be-disappointing scans rather than actually trying to appreciate the part.

>>152606054
There is one person who can skip parts of JoJo and still get the full experience of it.

That person is

>>152606174
You clearly underestimates how much of a hack Araki is. Look at Kira, fucker appeared in Deadman's and he also returned in part 8.

>>152606174
It wouldn't be Diego, it would be his descendant son, DiGiorno, the boss of Passione

>>152606223
Part 8 Kira is an entirely different character, stand aside.

did johnny ever actually learn the Spin or did Tusk just kind of automate the process for him

>>152606144
>part 7 is parts 1/2
>part 8 is parts 3/4
get ready for golden ocean

>>152606235
Again though, who cares about some horse rider's descendant? Phantom Blood Dio already had plans for the entire world as well as much deeper ties to the Joestar bloodline.

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>>152606235
What would his dream be? To stop all the crime in Morioh? To kill all the Rock Humans? to stop drug lords from selling Rokakaka to kids ?

>>152606305
He learned how to use the steel balls, so yes.

>>152606314
Part 8 is actually everything at once. It's crazy how full of super subtle references it actually is.

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>>152606207
>That person is..
WHO IS IT?!

>>152606333
delet

>>152606406
Hame ivolo

>>152606406
Huh? I could have sworn I typed the name, but it didn't show up in the post. How could this be? It's almost as if

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>>152606468
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>>152606468

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Koichi is for _______

do you think gappy goes berserk when someone insults his hair?

>>152604699
>95%
Man it must REALLY suck to be in the 5%.

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>>152606498
>>152606468
>>152606406
It's obvio

>>152606550
he's part jotaro, so it would be his hat

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Post >yfw

>>152605111
>Soft & Wet: Nut King's Call
>Can plunder things and re-attach them onto objects
>can take an objects weight and attaches it onto another object, doubling that object's weight and making the previous object weightless

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>>152605111
>6 testicles
>three color eyes
>three tongue thirds

>>152606327
It doesn't matter that he's a horse rider's descendant.
What matters is that he's a crime boss with a dream.

>>152606498
>>152606512
>>152606595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-H6UkKJFI

There. This is my [hint].

>>152605111
>>152606666
Trips then quads?
Is this going to be reality?

>>152606564
you ever read Boku no Hero Academia, anon?

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>>152606513
Sweaty, hot, cuddling

>>152604319
I wish

who is your favorite side villain

I really liked ringo

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>>152606780

>>152606564
"Hey, why are all of the other rock humans laughing at me?"
"How come everyone else has these magic powers?"
"Why do they keep talking about songs, albums, and bands in possessive form?"
"I don't get it."

>>152606719
>IN THE COURT OF THE ______ _____!
>>152606666
fucking checked, get ready for Soft Bolts : 3 Freeze

>>152606780
La squadra

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>part 3 dio stops time in the OP
>part 4 kira rewinds the OP
>part 5 diavolo erase parts of the OP
>part 6 the whole OP is a hyperspeed loop of the whole part 6 anime
>part 7 D4C swaps the reality of the OP showing the same animation with different character from different dimensions

Any ideas for part 8?

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Dia

oh

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>>152606731
GUYS I FIGURED WHO HE IS
HIS TRUE IDENTITY IS
T

>>152606832
>Soft Bolts
>not Nuts and Wet

>>152606854
The OP burns away like a burning film reel. A beetle crawls across the screen.

>>152606780
Nukesaku

>>152606876
>not Wet Nuts

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>>152606854
as soon as we figure out the fucking antagonist.

>>152606867

diavorelo

>>152606854
Hot beats.

>>152606941
>Not Wet Nuts & Soft Screws

>>152606864
This scene was so hot

>>152606941
>not soft nuts

>>152606960
why are vorefags the running gag in these threads

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>>152606960
yummy yummy yummy

>>152606854
Yeah
Jobin gets things heated if you catch my drift

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>>152606944
He many new abilities for Speed King he would have to asspull, for people to take him seriously at this point?

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>>152607029
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAROON MONARCH, DELET THAT

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>>152606944
the fucking antagonist is obviously gappy higashikata

>>152607004
Vore is the perfect annoying meme fetish, it's just the right combination of stupid and weird and most of it is technically SFW

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>>152607029
time to leave the thread

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>>152607074
rhetorical question, but thanks anon

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>>152607048
There's probably a bigger way heat can be used if that's really all it does. Heat is more harmful than you think if it really does add that much intensity to make you at least have a nosebleed.

inb4 "muh can add properties and is anti soft and wetto"

Just finished watching the part 4 anime. Where can I read the good translations of part 5?

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>>152606780
Damo

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>>152607181

This:

http://bato.to/reader#e4399923a5fe8b43

>>152607181
Batoto.

Do note that it's only partway finished.

>>152607029
doppio's face got me kind hard
tongues are my fetish desu

>>152607211
I want to cuddle with Doppio.

>>152607048
We're explicitly told we don't know its true capabilities yet. Get out of here with your asspull shit.

>>152607181
bato.to has the jojo's colored adventure translation (bretty good) up to Green Day and Oasis part 13, from then you will have to switch to slightly worse translations. It's all translated, but not all of it is on bato.to.

>>152607181
have you at least read the duwang translation?

>>152607029
kys

>>152607226

Technically it's more then halfway done, the newest chapter was for the Oasis fight.

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>>152607256

Good taste, anon!

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>>152607210
HE BONED HATO TWO TIMES
>TWO
>MOTHER
>FUCKING
>TIMES

What's his secret?

>>152607048
It's gonna get an upgrade. Every villain besides Diavolo has gotten one.

>>152607253
It could be worse, at least it's a pretty well-drawn shitty fetish image.

>>152607337
The dick is very important.

>>152607324

*the *delet this* image was for

>>152607029
>>152607253

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>>152607269
>kys
consider the following

>>152607337
Charisma.

>>152607337
He was sweet and romantic to her, treated her like a person so she was really in love with him

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>>152607337
>What's his secret?
he never lost his vitamin c
at least not until he got PLUNDERED

>>152607392
Too bad 97.5% of human/rock human relationships fail and end in murder.
Now they're just another statistic.

>>152607374
>>152607269
Why don't you kill each other?

>>152607392
>sweet and romantic
>almost massacred her entire family

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>>152607337
He's a laundromat owner. Girls love laundromats.

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>Be me
>Born in '83
>Jojo Part 4 is published in 1999
>I was in the high school
>literally living the same life of josuke and co. (without stands)
>Part 4 ends during summer '99
>Last book of part 4 was published in july '99
>mfw i literally lived real time jojo part 4

This is some kind of a bizzarre coincidence

>>152607433
Poor Hato.

It'd be cool if we saw one of the 2.5% that do work out though, just some human woman whose BF is prone to turning into a rock and sleeping for months on end but she's used to it.

Bonus points if it takes into account the differences in lifespan, Rock-humans can easily hit 240.

>>152607337
basically hato is just a retarded jaw

>>152607498
>JoJo Part 4 is published in 1999

Parts 4, 5, and 6 were published years behind the actual date it took place in.
take that headcanon somewhere else

>>152607445
He's a very good actor, he seemed like a harmless and awkward goof at first and won Hato over by seeming thoughtful and caring. And his intimidating persona as soon as he reveals his true colours was flawless too, he knows how to make people feel what he wants them to feel.

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I want to protect this smile

>>152607567
I was starting to insult you, but ok, i'm the retard this time part 4 was published in 1999 in my country.

>>152607498
>published in 1999
It was published between 1992 and 1996 buddy. Take your tall tales elsewhere.

Where can I find the part 5 scans that don't suck?

>just finished watching Yoshikage Kira Wants A Quiet Life with my girlfriend
>she actually cried tears at Shigechi dying

my sides

>>152607548
That's probably how it is with Jobin and Mitsuba, actually.

>>152607648
Some one just asked this, read the thread

>>152607648
JoJo coloured adventure. Google it.

>>152607651
Your girlfriend sounds compassionate and sweet, hope you didn't give her too much shit for it.

For real though on the day that Quiet Life part 2 aired the whole thread was weeping over Shiggy and pressing F to pay respects, she's not alone.

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>>152607651
>girlfriend
>Being straight

>>152607648
On batoto. They only go up to Green Day and Oasis Part 13 though, so the conclusion to that fight and the entire final battle are still only available in the awful translations.

>>152607714
Wow I'm sorry. Just got off work.

>>152607648
Araki's house. he has them on DVD
>>152607651
I can see why she would cry for the little simpson. But im saving the tears for Josefumi and Copper

>>152607651
>my girlfriend
You see, this is where your post stops to make sense to be honest.

>>152607757
>implying the person you responded to isn't actually just an incredibly bitter lesbian

>>152607651
dump her

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>when you realize that Jonathan and Dio have a kid together

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>>152607029

>>152607826
>when you realize Giorno had two dads, and ended up turning to a life of crime
What did Araki mean by this?

>>152607757
>>152607798
>>152607814
Given the periodtalk that's happened in these threads I'm fairly confident there's at least four or five lesbians who post here.

On that note, if you're going to masturbate on your period then use the fucking shower-head you dumbass.

>>152607895
Giorno had no parents, but still had a good heart.

>>152607895
deep social critique

>>152607895
He had two dead dads, his heterosexual mother and her heterosexual partner (both of whom were abusive to Giorno) were the ones that raised him.

Araki's point was that Jotaro (a known gay slayer) was an irresponsible, hateful, disgusting homophobe.

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>>152607929
>spoiler

>>152607972
>Araki's point was that Jotaro (a known gay slayer) was an irresponsible, hateful, disgusting homophobe.
Kek

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>>152607613
I wonder what's in store for her next month.

>>152606941
>>152606968
>>152606994

KING'S SOFT & WET NUT

>>152607972
Imagine how much better Giorno's life would be if he was raised by Jonathan and Dio.

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>>152607972
>Jotaro (a known gay slayer)
The real reason Jotaro tried to kill Pucci

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>>152604560
My gappy is so many degrees happier.

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>>152608058
...and failed.

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>>152608050
Jonathan would be a great father, DIO would be a fucking monster though. I'd assume that Giorno would prefer Jonathan though, even if he respected and imitated DIO's ambition.

>>152607754
I teased her about it, but its fine, really. The funny thing is that she doesn't show any compassion at all towards anything, often laughing at deaths in media.

JoJo seems to click something in her though. She was really down after Avdol bit the dust. And now Shigechi has wrenched something out of her.

>>152607757
Its a fucking travesty, right?

>>152607798
Its hard to believe that in the years this site has existed that anyone could gain a gf, right?

>>152607819
Never. I'm gonna see her plunge into the depths of despair by watching everything JoJo ever. She sadly hates reading manga so we should be together for another few years until everything is done.

>>152608096
>Love Wins

>>152608126
What if Dio was a great father?
Like, he's a horrible person in every other regard, but not when raising Giorno?

>>152607895
Nothing, because Araki went nowhere with it.

MANDOM
REWIND THIS THREAD

>>152608239
nigga it only goes back six seconds, no post would even be affected by it.

>>152608192
He'd probably emulate his own father more so. I don't see DIO being a decent father.

>>152608192
Unlikely. He inherited Dario's alcoholism, so he likely engraved Dario's abusive parenting techniques into his instincts.

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>>152608239
...and failed.

MASAKA?!

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>>152608312
My post was not even 6 seconds ago you mega autist.

>>152608192
I dunno, wouldn't there have to be a lot of interlap? DIO is cruel, uncaring and manipulative towards virtually everyone he meets, the overwhelming majority of whom never did anything to deserve it. He fucks and eats women by the truckload, and given his inhuman charisma it's fair to assume they didn't consent to it. He enslaves teenagers with brain-parasites that'll kill them within a couple of years. He kills his own men.

Either he'd teach Giorno that all this is okay (which I'd argue would be pretty terrible, since Giorno would just grow up with the same issues and inner turmoil that DIO himself has, and wouldn't be truly happy even if he thought he was) or he'd teach him that this stuff was only okay when he did it, which would inevitably lead to Giorno having a morality-crisis and feeling torn between loving his father and putting a stop to his bullshit.

>>152608360
It was 6 posts before his.

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>>152608411
But 6 posts isnt 6 seconds. not my fault he isnt a fast shitposter

>>152608470
I'm taking artistic liberties here.

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What would actually change if Pucci had succeeded? I mean, how would Part 7 & 8 look like?

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Joubin's stand is so ugly I hope he's not the main bad guy

>>152604319
I hate that Joshuu face so fucking much

>>152608567
No difference at all because the SBRverse isn't the Ireneverse.

>>152608567
Well part 7 and 8 wouldnt be affected since OGverse is not connected to it. The only thing that would change is everyone knows how they would die and The poeple pucci killed (and implying that he got emporio too) would not exist

>>152608572
Would you rather have a decaying jack skellington with horns or a deck of cards

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>>152608583

Post alternate shit you want to see
>Jonathan surviving the ship and training Joseph to give him some more screentime and relevance, only to be killed by Kars (with his body somehow flung into the ocean for Part 3 to potentially still make sense)
>Okuyasu dying and Keicho becoming the brojo of Part 4
>Giorno being drawn to Pucci

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>>152608683
Neither of those thank you

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>>152608583

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>>152608683
>(with his body somehow flung into the ocean for Part 3 to potentially still make sense)

made me laugh to be honest

>>152608567
7 and 8 would be unaffected, the universe from the end of Part 6 isn't the one 7 and 8 are set in. What Pucci wanted was for everything to be exactly the same as normal but everyone knows the future in advance with no way to change it. What he got after Emporio bodied him was a world where he never existed, and it's a much better world than he could ever have hoped for considering it required change to happen and he was completely averse to change because if he could change fate it means that it WAS his fault his sister died and not on fate. At the end of Part 6 the world is exactly the same as in 1-5 except Pucci never existed so Jotaro never read about the Heaven stuff in DIO's diary and didn't have to travel as much and could be a better father to Jolyne, who is now called Irene to signify that even though she has the same soul as Irene this different course in history has made her a new person.

>>152608683
>Seeing the reactions of all the Joestars & Co. as their universe went to shit

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>>152608583
this is the one without gappy
just for yooo~~~u

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>>152607548
Wasn't that pretty much Aisho's deal?
He was really invested on his relationship with his human gf but the poor guy got cucked by her. I might re-read JoJolion to be sure.

>>152608747
Holy shit, this. What wasted potential.

I don't give a fuck about the normies, I want to see Josuke and crew and Passione reacting to MIH.

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>>152608192
DIO would have definitely respected Giorno's strength of character, and he'd be "proud" of how much the kid takes after him (because Giorno being strong reflects positively on him and that's what matters).
But he would treat Giorno no differently than the way he treats his more preferred followers like N'Doul or Vanilla Ice. He would groom him into a strong servant and a wicked villain, in the same way he did with Pucci or Vanilla Ice. But he would not actually raise Giorno and teach him kindness or moral values or anything decent, really. And, if DIO felt like consuming some Joestar blood, or he no longer saw Giorno fit to serve him, he'd just kill him and take his blood.
DIO would probably have liked Giorno, but this doesn't mean he would have any sort of actual fatherly love for him, nor that he wouldn't kill him if he needed to.

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MITSUBA

HER NAME IS RELATED TO KAATO YET NOTHING IS HAPPENEING

>>152608766
How come we never see Mitsubu?
she looks lewdable for an SBR-verse Shinobu

>>152608766
Well yeah, but it's kind of the exact opposite of the functional Rock-human/Normal human relationship I'd like to see. She was a jackass who cheated on him and stole his shit and nearly got him killed after he revealed his secret to her, it'd be nice if we saw one of the rare relationships that actually manages to work out.

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>>152608802
>>152608805
>within seconds of each other
Mistuba mind

>>152608779
DIO didn't really groom Pucci as much as he just gave him the opportunity to become evil on his own merits. Goodnight would never come close to the level of respect he had for Pucci though, he was the only person he ever considered his equal and he genuinely loved him.

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>post yfw Tsurugi is responsible for Jobin's death, regardless of the latter's place in the story

>>152605962
everyone held SBR in the highest regard for years and years until a few months ago where we literally witnessed a meme given life where a few people complained about and now everyone is spewing it

>>152608779
I don't think putting Pucci and Vanilla Ice on the same level is very accurate, to be fair. Pucci was special in that DIO did genuinely treasure him as an individual and liked that he challenged him rather than mindlessly obeying orders. There was still a level of manipulation and grooming going on there (which was arguably kind of mutual, since Pucci cared about DIO yet also cared more about Heaven in general) but they were genuinely bros, Vanilla was just his servant.

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>>152608852
>mfw Jobin actually kills Tsurugi as a sacrifice
>mfw Tsurugi yelps out "DAAAA~~~D" while he's doing it

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>>152608837
>Goodnight

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>>152607337
do you think he appeciated her incredibly fat ass?

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>>152608583

>>152607613
who is that guy?

>>152608932
Oh fuck I'm on my phone at the moment please just kill me and

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>>152608996
>please just kill me and
>and

Guys?

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>>152608919
what the fuck man, chill

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>>152608996

>>152609014
You heard m

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>>152608996
>please just kill me and
Enemy Stand!?

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>>152608996
if only it was this easy

>>152605962
Almost every part ranking I see here has SBR in the top 3, and it's usually 1st.

shouldn kira have know about the existence of other stands thanks to atom heart father?

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>>152608919
could it be?

>>152607651
Shigechi actually has a pretty tragic death in the anime though

>>152608615
it is

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>>152608889
>>152608837
I know Pucci is special and much more than a typical DIO minion. I just used him as an example of yet another young character who was led into an evil path by DIO (who preyed on his need to be absolved and to believe that what he did was not his fault).
Obviously their relationship became something much more, Pucci took DIO off-guard and that's why he earned the right to be his legacy.
But what DIO did to Pucci was, at first, no different than what he did to characters like Polnareff or N'Doul. Pucci just had the perfect personality to contrast and complement DIO's and become his special friend and a more than worthy sucessor to his legacy,

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>>152608996
>and

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>>152608239

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>>152607651
>Tear up at Shigechi's opening in the anime
>Seeing that literal child talk about his pet turtle and how he loves his mom and dad and doesn't have friends
>Knowing he's going to be fucking murdered
>mfw

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>>152609256
>ywn be DIO's special friend

>You will never be a rock human
Should this be considered a blessing?

>>152608956
She fucked his fat ass with her spiked heels

>>152609336
Yes and no because you'll skip out on months worth of memes

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>>152608996
>and

>>152609336

Yes.

>>152609296

>Plus the fact that nobody tired to help him when he was blown up.

>>152607651
>not crying at Shigechi's death
You monster.

>>152609336
They have a longer lifespan, but considering they sleep for a month periodically (I think it was a specific time frame but I don't remember when), it might not be that great compared to an average dude who doesn't hibernate monthly

>>152609336
Depends. You stay awake for 1-3 months at a time so you can do a lot in that time but then you sleep for 1-3 as well. You live to 240 at least. At least every time you go to sleep you're guaranteed at least 1 new JoJolion chapter when you wake up.

>>152609480
>At least every time you go to sleep you're guaranteed at least 1 new JoJolion chapter when you wake up.
Sold.

>>152609480
Unless it's November.

>>152609336
It depends, I think, but overall being a vanilla human is probably better. They don't have the same instinctive need or desire to pursue wealth and material possessions like vanilla humans do, so we wouldn't get the same satisfaction out of having things like a house, car, computer etc. And given their respect for nature and the destructive impact humans have on it they definitely have their reasons for being frustrated and miserable.

Imagine that you go to sleep for a couple of months and when you wake up, half of your favorite forest has been cleared to make room for an apartment-complex, for instance.

>>152609480
>Live 3 times as long as people
>Wake up to a new JJL chapter, at least, when I awaken
>Almost guaranteed to have a Stand
>can just turn into rocks if I'm being pursued

Sign me the fuck up

>>152609480
Alright so say it's 3 months of being awake tops, right? So a year would mean 9 months to a Rock Human and three separate months of sleep.

So that's about 180 years of living and the rest goes into your sleeping time if you go to the max age of 240. That's a little too short if I'm going to sleep for sixty years worth, desu.

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>>152609480
>at least 1 new JoJolion chapter when you wake up.
>tfw Araki takes a 7 year hiatus

>>152609618
At least you might live to see the end of JoJo.

>>152609638
>tfw you magically become a rock human
>tfw you get the benefit of sleeping and waking up to jojo every month
>tfw Araki dies

what is there now

>>152609344
hot

>>152609694
>what is there now
a rope

>>152609694
>Araki dies
How?

>>152609761
A Japanese kid punches his bad leg.

>>152609296
>Shigechi's turtle is the same turtle Josuke fixed in the first chapter
P O T T E R Y

>>152609828

Was it?

>>152609822
Araki is the ultimate life form.
Do you really think getting punched in the leg would kill him?

>>152609694
He's a Rock Human, he's got at least another 190 years in him.

Should I read Jojolion?

>>152609638
>Araki takes a hiatus

Now that you mention it, wasn't there a panel that said mangaka that took frequent breaks were suspected Rock Humans?

>>152609859
I dunno, it'd be cool though.

>>152609951
It all makes sense now

>>152609917
Yes. Araki's writing has really improved and it shows a lot in JoJolion so I think you should at least try it out

>>152609951
I think that was a jab at other, less efficient mangaka.

>>152609917
Yes, the first 25ish chapters are kind of boring but after that it picks up and has been getting better and better. Easily the most consistently good Part so far, and trying to figure out where the fuck the plot is going is half the fun. Also the characters are all top notch even if they're underused, though to be fair we're only like halfway in so there's plenty of time. Also Araki actually seems to have planned out a fair chunk of the story before writing it, so the genre shift to mystery is actually worth it because he remembers all the little details. There's still lots of unanswered questions but Araki clearly knows what he's doing with JoJolion so I'm just enjoying the ride for now.

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>>152608996

>>152609916
Araki is an ascended Pillar Man, he's got at least another 1900 years in him.

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Can someone take through the method to solving this?

>>152610301
Step one find calculator
Step two punch in problem on calculator
???
profit

>I am on the white side, the side of righteousness!

What the fuck did Araki mean by this? Is Polnareff a white supremacist Trump supporter?

>>152610301
10*50+10*5+6*50+6*50 is how I'd do it

Unless you're memeing in which

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>>152610427
NO! SOLVE IT ON YOUR OWN!

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>>152608996
are you ok

>>152610301
16x5=80
16x50=800

16x55=880

>>152610301
10 x 55 = 550
6 x 55 = 330
Total = 880

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I can't tell if she has a Gappy eye situation or if this B&W shading is throwing me off.

>>152610301
28

So Pucci is moving at sanic speeds at the end of part 6 because he moves normally during sped up time right? That's a bit hard to wrap my head around.

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>>152610301
We'll do it the old way.
Start with the ones.

5 x 6 = 30 (But we take the 3 and Carry it to the tens)
Now do 5 x 1 = 5 then do 5 + 3 = 8.
So far we got 8.

Now we do the tens.

We have to put a zero in the ones column because we're working on the tens now.
5 x 6 = 30 (same thing, we carry the 3)
5 x 1 = 5 + 3 = 8

Finally we have
080
+ 800

>>152610633
No, he's accelerating with the rest of the universe while all living things are moving at normal speed.

>>152610589
i thought it was johnny-style dark determination at first

>>152610665
This is breaking my brain.

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>>152610622
NO! THAT'S WRONG!

>>152610699
Think about it like this.
From Pucci's perspective, everything is moving at normal speed, and everyone is moving really slowly.