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You are an Anonymous TSAB brass, tasked with commanding a certain particular Ace of Aces! What does your tasklist include?

>Things Air Captain 1st Class Takamachi Nanoha is not allowed to do at work:

>1) Wear male officer's uniform (enough of our trainees fall for you already,you damn ikemen)

>2) Put in personal calls to Enforcer 1st class Fate Testarossa (no work gets done that day)

>3) "Wrap up the excercise, real quick"
>That goes double if "Vivio's school has a play today".

>4)Use the words "befriend" and "tactical-level magical bombardment" or "Starlight Breaker" in the same sentence
>No, not even if that's REALLY what happened

>Things Air Captain 1st Class Takamachi Nanoha is not allowed to "Zenryoku Zenkai" in:

>Intra-mural TSAB Baseball tournament
> >> >> >> >> >> Billiards tournament
>Competitive Rock-Paper-Scissors
> Competitive Thumbwar
>Competitive Knitting
>(not for the reasons you'd expect- the sweater turned out just fine, but competition between the trainees to be her next text subject was nothing short of vicious).
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>>152555248
>Go back in time and kill Tsuzuki before he writes StrikerS
>relish in the new timeline where Nanoha was never bad
Oh wait that second point was for me.
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>>152555507
>Hating StrikerS
With all the atrocious shit that's come out since then, I thought people would have gotten over that.
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>>152555587
All that "atrocious shit" is still better than StrikerS and even if they weren't, that still doesn't excuse StrikerS's existence any.
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>>152555248
It's a difficult task to give orders to Nanoha but for the opposite reasons as usual. She would such excellent work and will address me with such bright disposition and charm that it will be a test of willpower to not give her all the permissions she wants or rewards I think she deserves because I'm so happy to have her in my unit. Even as her superior officer I would have a hard time not falling before that smile.
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>>152555670
Much as we all love Nanoha, she's not a perfect character by any means; after all, that would make her boring!
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>>152555641
I wonder when you people will realise StrikerS is the best part of the whole franchise.
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>>152555842
>that would make her boring!
Are you by any chance trying to imply Nanoha was ever not boring?
She's always been a vehicle to drive the plot and develop other characters around her.
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>>152555909
I wonder when you people will take your meds and go to sleep.
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I'm not sure I totally understand your question OP.
But Nanoha is only allowed to work from 9-2, Monday-Friday, so she has plenty of time to look after her daughter.
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>>152555959
Ι'm not implying it at all, I'm quite clearly saying that Nanoha is an interesting character.
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>>152556034
Gotta love that character assassination. StrikerS is truly the best Nanoha season ever.
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>>152556034

For all of her earnestness, Nanoha is a bit of a screwball and an eccentric. What would you, orthodox uptight non-animu cliche TSAB brass do to prevent, say, half your trainee class from confessing their undying love to her before their final exam?
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>>152556100
t. someone who has never felt the pure love Nanoha has for Vivio

>>152556131
Tell them she's already married and has a daughter.
I'm sure Nanoha has had plenty of experience turning down boys in her time since meeting fate.
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>>152556223
>boys
>in muh TSAB
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>>152556223
>t. someone who has never felt the pure love Nanoha has for Vivio
Oh yeah, that forced shit. And it's also pretty hard to feel any "love" (let alone anything else positive) about a character that killed the franchise.
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>>152556271
She went to highschool before TSAB, a lovely girl like Nanoha has certainly gotten some admirers in her time.
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>>152555248
>Review her training course and search for ways to improve it.
>Remove her limiter just for fun.
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>>152556415
Highschool? You mean that time in her life where Fate was next to her literally day and night?
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>>152556100
You mean Nanoha actually getting character for the first time ever?
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>>152556621
S1 Nanoha >>> StrikerS """"Nanoha""""
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>>152556675
The bland "nice girl" with no tangible motivation to her actions?
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>>152555248
Daito with faito.
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>>152556850
Yes.
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>>152556916
Alright, I mean it's not like I don't understand where you're coming from.
I disagree, but you have a right to your opinion.
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>>152556949
>I disagree
Of course you do. A sparrow doesn't know how an eagle soars.
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suddenly vita!
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>>152557063
Vita is nice. I can't wait to see her upgraded weapon in Reflection.
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>>152557063
Ok, since clearly we've hit some kind of disagreement on Nanyoha's character, what are some things Yagami Vita isn't allowed to do at work?

>Attempt to murder people who call her a kid
>No, not even if it looks like a training accident

>Administer fifty lashes to the last person to cross the finishing line.We don't care how it was done in Ancient Belka, it goes against Standard TSAB Instructor Doctrine.

>Not permitted to beat up the cafeteria vendor for asking to see her ID before serving her beer
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>Go home and be a family man
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>>152556850
>with no tangible motivation to her actions
She had a tangible motivation. Gaining magic gave her something useful to do, collect the jewel seeds and prevent them from hurting anyone. Then she met Fate and looked into her eyes and was instantly smitten. You can argue it wasn't good motivation, but it was still motivation.
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>>152557615
>arguing with StrikerSfag
If he wasn't already willfully-ignoring what you said, he wouldn't have made that post.
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I want /u/ to go and take their dumb magical girl series with them
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>>152557763
>Implying Nanoha is /u/
A show can include yuri without being /u/, and Nanoha is more rightly /m/ than either /a/ or /u/.
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>>152557794
/m/ doesn't want this garbage, its for /u/
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>>152555842
Her imperfections only make her more appealing. Also even if she's not a very elaborated character as a person it would be a delight to work with someone like her everyday.
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>>152557840
/m/ is host to Symphogear General.
Nanoha has been an honorable member for longer than you've been on this site.
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>>152557840
/m/ has Nanoha thread often enough. Nanoha is /u/, /m/ and /a/ material.
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>>152559927
Arf had a tough life.
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>>152560116
Did you just call Admiral Lindy a bitch?
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So, what's the new shows going to be about >>152451322
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>>152560898
Fuck that, let's guess what the new show is NOT going to be about:
>Nanoha
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>>152560898
Hoping for time travel bullshit with loli Nanoha and Vivio teaming up.
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>>152562609
That sounds like a shitty idea.
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>>152562751
Sounds like the best of both worlds to me.
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>>152562907
Yeah, let's join the good and the shit of Nanoha. What could possibly go wrong.
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>>152564744
What kind of family bonding do you suppose those three in the front have?
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>>152565655
They probably don't do that sort of thing anymore after their first two kids went full incest.
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>>152567133
Yeah and with all the stuff Precia did, Fate might not be comfortable with such a close family.
Well, Fate isn't home a lot, so maybe Nanoha and Vivio keep eachother company at least.
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If you're going to keep bumping without a reason, you might as well do it with pics that aren't trash.
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>>152570869
Oh, you mean like this?
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>>152571068
Oh look, it was a VSfag shitposting all along. Shock of shocks right there.
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>>152571165
<3
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>this will never be real
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>>152555248

I increase her mana supply.
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>>152556100

>the kind character showing maternal affection and fear for a child is character assassination

have a (you)
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>>152574024
Vivio is not a child, Vivio is a shit and should be treated like so.
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>>152573908
Onii-chan, what are you doing outside of doujins?
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>>152571165
>He has a different opinion than I do!
>It MUST be shitposting!
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>>152558019
i was wondering where they all went
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>>152574462
I suggest you not jump into other people's conversation if you don't understand what's happening first.

>>152575000
>dumb vivioposter is a newfag
What a giant surprise. Not.
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>>152575071
that's not vivio, i-don't-have-a-single-nanoha-image-to-shipost-with-kun.
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>>152575148
Oh you're right, it's actually Vivid shitter #29. How could I forget!
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>>152575071
>I suggest you not jump into other people's conversation if you don't understand what's happening first.
Whatever. I'm just here to inform everyone that Hayate is best girl.
But before I go, remember, if you're going to come into a thread and whine about something other people like, do so in a way that contributes to discussion rather than detracts from it.
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>>152575071
I understand that you think Fuuka is a super duper cutie!
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>>152575313
>do so in a way that contributes to discussion rather than detracts from it.
Well, ain't that sweet. Tell me, what part of repeatedly bumping the thread from page 10 is "discussion" to you? I'd like to know.
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>>152575313
Hayate is really great.
And definitely the cutest in reflection.
I want to see her molest Vita and her other underlings.
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>>152577269
Innocent is good.
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>>152577269
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>>152555248
I'll take two points in Knitting with one point in Dancing.
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>>152555248
Oh this is interesting.

But why are you so mean, OP. You're cutting Captain Takamachi off at the knees here! If she doesn't have days where she can't have phone sex with her wife or ZRZK her students so she can make it to her child's events, it's just going to kill her morale!

Let's think about the mental welfare of our soldiers. I am eliminating rules 2-4* and any ZRZK limitations because going all out encourages everybody to work harder, you monster.
*Rule 1 will have to be enforced for the physical and mental sake of ALL of our soldiers. ALL OF THEM.

Instead we will enforce these rules:
>1) Takamachi is allowed to have one no-holds-barred, all out battle once a week to anyone who challenges her. Students get extra credit for trying and an immediate promotion for winning. And if there are no challengers, Signum will be her opponent.
>2) We give B-rank and higher criminals to Takamachi's unit for "target practice"
>3) All personal calls to Enforcer Testarossa-Harlaown get redirected to my personal line
>4) Takamachi is always allowed to leave for her daughter's events IF Vita agrees to replace her angrily
>5) We allow Takamachi to demonstrate the importance of befriending using tactical-level magical bombardment not excluding any and every variation of Starlight Breaker on OP for creating such cruel rules to punish an excellent officer.

Meeting adjourned. OP, I will see you and Captain Takamachi in Arena 7 at 0700 hours.
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>>152560276
>>152559927
I want to give Chrono a sibling.
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>>152567133
Are you saying it wasn't encouraged?
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>>152556457
>>Remove her limiter just for fun.
instant demotion.
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>>152578995
He has one though
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>>152555248
Oh how about

>Swimming
>Dancing (Dancing is good! Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.)
>Proper methods of dismemberment
>Soul Stealing
>Recess
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>>152574462
Does Hayate ever get punished for swinging that around the office?
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Did the drama cd ever come out? I want to hear Nanoha and Fuuka interact.
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>>152579335
>>Proper methods of dismemberment
>>Soul Stealing

Suddenly darkness.
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>>152579479
And I want Nanoha to be good again, wait your fucking turn.
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I find it amazing people complain about characters they don't like getting the spotlight when I'm just ecstatic every time the character I like is even mentioned or is on-screen.
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>>152580193
You knew what you were getting into when you decided to fixate on her. Blame yourself or God.
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>>152580325
>You knew what you were getting into when you decided to fixate on her.
??
That I like characters in the show? Was that what I was getting into?

Or does liking a character on the anime equate to entering a satanic pact?

Do you throw a temper fit when there's a character you don't like on screen to compensate, as well?
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>>152580325
yeah or just stop watching anime even, you only have yourself or god to blame if you don't.
have a rinne.
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>>152555248
Is it bad that I want more Vivid Strike, but with less "Rinne can do no wrong, despite Fuuka being a homeless bum who fights gang members and doesn't get real meals" and more "magical girls beating the everloving fuck out of each other".

Like Teppuu but with magic instead of sadomasochism and bullying
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>>152580443
Stop shitposting.

>>152580625
>Is it bad that I want more Vivid Strike
Yes. Get out here, you ruined Nanoha enough.
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>>152580625
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Vivid Strike should have been Fuuka and Einhart in a Double Dragon beatdown of every gang in the city to rescue Rinne.

Tournaments happening in the background (if they are mentioned, they're maybe once or two eps at most)
A mysterious criminal organization at the forefront.
Fuuka and her fists of justice bringing order back to MidChilda one punch at a time.

That said, what we got wasn't that bad. I didn't like Rinne's sob story one bit and didn't find it the least bit endearing.
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>>152580709
>That said, what we got wasn't that bad.
And here's where you went full retard. This thing right here.
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>>152580703
>Stop posting characters that I don't like in the Nanoha thread

You knew what you were getting into when you decided to be a sperg. Blame yourself or God.
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>>152580747
It wasn't.
I didn't like it as much as what could have been, but I didn't hate it either.
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>>152580783
>Stop posting characters that I don't like in the Nanoha thread
Who are you quoting? I only told you to stop shitposting.

Also stop shitposting.
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>>152580828
You knew what you were getting into when you clicked on the Nanoha thread. Blame yourself or God.
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>>152580819
>It wasn't.
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a person without any standards at all.
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>>152580325
>You knew what you were getting into when you decided to fixate on her.
What did he mean by this?
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>>152580878
feels like I can still enjoy most of Nanoha, man.
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>>152580965
>feels like I can eat shit without recoiling
Interesting. Not in any hurry to try it out, though.
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>>152581024
You could say that, but at least I spend my time posting about Nanoha in the Nanoha thread instead of shitposting like a faggot.
Has your crusade come any closer to purifying the Nanoha thread of that part of Nanoha you don't like? Or has it created more people who post more often about it to piss you off because they know you're a sperg?
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>>152581024
Why is Stern so boring compared to the other two?
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>>152581430
What might you be talking about?
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>>152581493
Name one time she has ever done anything as fun as what Levi does with every line of screentime.
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>>152580625
>magical girls beating
>implying using fists
How disgusting and medieval. Where's my Bardiche?
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>>152581571
>being the most badass of the group isn't fun
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>>152581670
What's a bardiche?

Who cares, you'll have your shitty cat with Down's Syndrome and your toilet jewel of forced drama and you'll fucking love them.
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>>152581670
All the cool Mid users punch Belkans in the face.
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>>152581571
The time she fought Yuuno at the start of GoD was pretty fun. She definitely gets less fun scenes than Levi though. Which makes sense, as Levi is the comic relief of the Materials.
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Is this like that list of stuff xcom operatives weren't allowed to do?
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If I don't like the first season by episode 6 should I just drop it or does it get good?
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Fuuka is a good girl
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