>cat a best >no, crab a best >no you faggot my shit

>>151957958
Well, I'd suppose the simple and inarguable fact that Bat doesn't even enter into cpmpetition helps.

>>151958014
She's actually 800 years old.

>>151957958
>not going full rrg and embrace all the gataris as best girls

look at this faggot
Although bird and bat are best

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>>151958017
>being this dense

You d


Her and rrrgi have a bond greater and more special than anyone else.

>>151958014
>>>/v/

>implying Euler isn't best

I like Monkey the best
though Ougi is objectively the most suited for the MC

>>151957958
> How do people argue about who is best when pic related exists?
People argue about best girl, no the ugliest one.

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>>151959266

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>>151959266
I told you to stop sucking dicks but you never listen to me.

>>151958014
>>151959738
I want to go back to a time when /a/ wasn't infested with normalfags and used the term lolicon

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I prefer Kiss shot as lolis aren't attractive to me.

>>151960100
>I am a huge faggot

>>151960427
>Fpbp

>>>/pol/

Ougi Dark 11 when?

>>151959160
>sexy 12 year old
She has the body of a 8yo though.

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>>151957958

>>151960376
Yeas, anon, liking the shapes of a woman sure is homosexual.

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>>151961255
even bet- worst. You sick fuck.

>>151958045
We can both be pedo for each other then.

I finally watched Kizu Part II

I've been wrong all these year

Cat is empirically better than crab

And unless Shinobu does something great by they end of Kizu or by then end of the series, then Cat will just straight up be best.

Araragi is a fucking fool for choosing Crab over Cat.
Also a fucking fool for wanting to go back to being human.

Bat barely> Cat empirically> Crab > Bee > Bird > Monkey > Snake > Snail

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>>151958014
>>151958045
>>151959266
When was the concept of best girl centered around her age and body? Shinobu/Kiss-Shot has had been best girl of the Monogataris series for a while now and she is not giving that spot away soon.
>>151958017
>inarguable fact that Bat doesn't even enter into cpmpetition helps.
When she does enter competitions, she wins them.
>>151961687
This bait. It's funny how you post snail but call anons sick fucks when you thought Shinobu in that form was 12 years old.

>>151962667
She is 598 years old.
>The ammount of secondaries here.

>>151962673
>Also a fucking fool for wanting to go back to being human.
Well, he has to eat a human every month when he is a vampire. It's not that weird.

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>>151962673
>And unless Shinobu does something great by they end of Kizu or by then end of the series, then Cat will just straight up be best.
Be prepared for part 3 then anon.

>>151963037
She was 598 and 11 months during Kabuki. Calm your autism and just go with shit when it's close enough.

>>151957958
if you like shota, it's ok, no one is gonna call you a faggot.

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>>151963037
>598 years of pleasure.
God. She'd turn me into a pedo.

>>151963167
how is 800 close?

>>151963294
She wanted to die, I don't want to spoil but her life was not what you'd call pleasure.

>>151962673
>Snail that low while having Crab that high
Snail pretty much does everything Crab does but better. Hell even if you dislike her I don't get how you could then go and like Crab at the same time.

>>151963377
It gets the core idea that she has lived for centuries and is thus an adult no matter her form across.

>>151963521
I see

>>151962673
>Also a fucking fool for wanting to go back to being human.
Have you even been paying attention to what you've been watching? He very understandably won't be happy with the way he'll be forced to live his life at all if he goes full vampire

>>151963559
>to live his life at all if he goes full vampire
He is already a full vampire, it's a matter of his human mentality which is slowly going vampire.

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>>151963445
This druid fluid only want to die of pleasure.

>>151962673
What other parts of this series have you watched? Almost sounds like you've only seen Bake & Nise

>>151957958
Vampirs are garbage and over used trope, fuck off with that shit

I want more Shinobu perving on Shota Araragi

please Nisio-sama

>>151964027
How many years until they give in to their lust?

>>151964144
They both developed rib fetishes for each other. Not long

>>151964127
There's a present for you on sadpanda.

>>151964307

On my way, anon. Thanks for the tip-off.

>>151964307
>>151964381
Eye-cancer scans ruins it, though.

>>151964424
The scans are fine. They're not great, but eye-cancer is a massive exaggeration.

>>151964234
They've been all over each other for months even without that.

>>151963559
Him being unhappy about the idea of staying a vampire doesn't really come into effect until when he starts getting hungry and is told he'll need to eat people

>>151964620
Give it a couple years, maybe even less.

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>>151959402
Would you protect her, /a/? The world is out to get her. She's an abomination to the average person, a horrible creature which should be burned at the stake. But she doesn't understand why. Would you keep her safe in this horrible world, or would you let the mobs take her away?

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>>151964620
Well, then it was only from Araragi, but Shinobu also developed the same fetish.
>They've been all over each other for months even without that.
Yes, they have. The only reason Aararagi can hold back is because he is used to being around little girls, because of his sisters. He loses his shit around Shinobu at teen form and older.

>>151964748
Keeping her safe isn't exactly difficult so why not? Just fucking keep her in the house and tell her to not go out. If she acts like a retard and gets caught I'm not bailing her out.

>>151964936
So you're just going to lock her up, like a caged bird? She likes to go out and explore anon. If you chain her up in your room you'll find her gone one day.

>>151965065
I don't particularly care. Worst loli only gets minimum effort. It's a much different story with Shinobu or Hachikuji.

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>>151964911
>tfw you molest aruji-sama ironically and end up getting a new fetish

>>151958014
first post best post
lolicon are fucked in the head.

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>>151967940
She is best girl anon, deal with it.

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>>151967940
She's still the same best girl when she looks like this.

>>151962673
>redditgahara that high
>snail and monkey that low
how is it, I mean, being a huge pleb faggot?

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>>151963731
faggot

>>151959160
t. pedophile

>>151960637
starting to seem like its never going to update again, its been what, 22 days now

>>151970111
Eh, It was around Christmas and New Years then. Maybe they were taking a break. It seems unlikely that the translator will quit when they've already done 90% of the book.

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>>151969996
>sample

>>151959160
Trying too hard desu

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>>151971038
There is way too much good official art that will remain forever a sample.

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>>151971334
iktf

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>>151969082
Says you, adult bat is worst bat.

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>>151972542
I like her with my heart more than I like her with my dick.

>>151970032
>t.
Fuck off already.

>>151972763
t. butthurt faggot

>>151973369
Get back to your containment board, worthless shitposter.

>>151973470

t. kill yourself disgusting mouthbreather

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I need owari 3 anime for the reverse headpat right now.

>>151974118
I need an Owari 3 anime for intense big bat cuddling.

>>151962980
Shinobu is an oddity and Nisio's conceptualization of Araragi's perfect woman. She's definitely perfect, but it can also be argued that she also doesn't actually exist even within the fictional realm of Monogatari.

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Shaft what the fuck

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>>151975658
Please tell me she was only like that for a minute and it's supposed to be her near death look.

>>151975809
I think it's her downgrade process.

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>>151975658
>araragi's butt

nice

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>>151976255
Crab's butt if you know what I mean

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>>151975658
>that fivehead

HAHAHA batfags BTFO. Your shitty waifu is balding.

>>151975860
You mean upgrade process?

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>>151976704
Nope

>>151957958
She has a few advantages over most of the cast.

>>151967793
Is that underwear?

Musubimonogatari takes place in the future. Araragi is 23 yeat old.

>>151977839
source?

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>>151975658

>>151977819
Looks like it. Are you going to bitch about >muh canon now?

>>151978070
Yes.

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>>151957958
Spooky is the best

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>>151977950
Nips in twitter
And this cover with 100% in the future badge

>>151978154
nice

>>151957958
>crab a best
Why do people still talk like this?

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>>151978154
Don't tell me that's a fucking wedding kimono thing

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>>151978393
Because she is still best.

>>151978550
It is. Go read the summary for Musubi.

>>151978553
That wasn't even the point of my post.

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>>151978550
Yes it is

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>>151978553
Yeah she is anon. It's why she won while bat and expecially cat continues to be NTRed

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>>151958014
Crab is best girl but you really do not belong here. Get the fuck back to Facebook.

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>>151978587
>>151978593
Nisio just had to ruin my day

>>151978625
Crab got worse after Bake aside from Koi

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Best girl won
Deal with it

>>151978587
There is no summary. The novel isn't out yet.

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>>151978553
>>151978605
>>151978625
Crab fucking sucks
>>151978667
No her only good scene was showering with best girl in that tiny ass shower.

>>151978718
Publisher's summary is there.

I'm a bit confused since I only recently started to watch Monogatari again, I first watched Bake about a year ago and I watch Nise and Neko Black over the last week. Is Neko Black actually relevant to anything? I know it's a prequel of sorts but irrc it's literally what happens in the end of Bake anyway
I'll probably start watching the second season soon though

>>151978762
> it's literally what happens in the end of Bake anyway
No, it's what happened before Bake.

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>>151978667
>>151978726
K. But the larger issue is normalfags bringing their shitty opinions here.

>>151978737
Which says basically nothing other than describing the cover. If you can't smell the bait and switch from a mile away then you're retarded and/or new.

>>151978762
Its only purpose was to retcon Araragi and Cats relationship in order to make Araragi and Crabs relationship not look forced as fuck. Too bad it didn't work especially after the Kizu movies. I don't know what Nisio is doing at this point since it seems like he failed at shilling Crab even after trying to ruin her in Neko black.

>>151978873
>For all eternity, these hearts in love shall never come untied.
Okay.

>>151957958
We all agree that vampire is best girl. Everybody knows that. But to keep up appearances we still argue about who is "best". What we mean is second best though.

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>I may be platinum happy
>but I'm becoming platinum sad
;___; what does it mean?

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>>151978873
Monogatari covers never lie actually.

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>>151978837
>people who don't like babby's first waifu are normalfags
Crabfags are lashing out hard. Is this one guy or a coordinated shitposting effort? I know you're mad that you're shitty waifu has been getting bodied nonstop for the past 10+ volumes but throwing a fit is just embarrassing.

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What does between Bat's breasts smell like?

>>151978881
Miserable catfag

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>>151957958
I can understand why and how Crab fell in love with Araragi but I really don't see how Araragi fell in love with crab. It seemed forced as fuck expecially since they barely interacted with one another. I think he had more screentime with snail than he did with crab. Honestly his relationship with crab seems forced as fuck.

>>151978938
It means she's suffering from lack of Koyomin D.

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>>151979034
> they barely interacted with one another
Just every fucking day at her place

>>151979010
She probably smells like a corpse since that is what she is.

>>151979096
What? She never died

>>151979121
Learn to ignore people who post blatantly wrong shit as bait.

>>151979085
No whenever we see Araragi after Bake he's always with another girl usually either Shinobu or snail but you are a delusional crabfag so what's the point in replying to you

>>151979188
Try to watch Nise first

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>>151979121
>>151979166
>A vampire is not a corpse

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>>151979188
>nothing happens aside from what we see

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>>151979212
>>151979277
>believe my blatant headcanon
>disregard what is shown on screen to support my opinion
Crab is the least important heroine I've seen in a good long while. She is not important to the plot and her relationship to the protagonist isn't a strong as bats.

what's with the head tilting and why do I love it so much

>>151979391
It isn't as strong as with his sisters, or even with snail.

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>>151978974
I was saying that crossborders and others like them calling people pedos need get out. Just because crab is my favorite in this series does not mean I'm against loli.

My waifu is well endowed and not even from this series but I still get triggered by people confusing 2d with 3d.

>>151979391
Just repeating your previous statement doesn't work. Try harder.

I'm going to watch second season soon. Anything I should know?

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>>151979687
Kabuki
Neko Shiro
Oni
Otori
Koi
Hana
.

>>151979687
Kabuki is the most heavily rushed arc in the entire series. Pretend there was another episode of nothing but Araragi and Shinobu flirting in order to get the emotional context.

>>151979687
Kaiki dies at the end

>>151979869
Have you even watched Hanamonogatari?

>>151979915
>the arc about a dead girl

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Where can I find this new doujin? Is it scanned?

>>151979818
Holy shit was that arc bad. You are not going to convince me that Araragi is such an amazing person that snail would be fine being a dead 10 year old and rather not be alive. Not only that they could have easily saved her and avoided the bad future had they just went forward enough in time to make sure that araragi found shinobu. Shit arc whose only purpose was to maintain the status quo

>>151978154
>20 year old Karen
>19 year old Tsukihi and Nadeko

I don't think my dick would be ready for that

>>151979034
It makes sense intentionally. Not even Oshino thinks Araragi getting with Hitagi makes sense.

>>151980529
Makes no sense*>>151980529

>>151959160
Why would you not want to fuck Shinobu?