This little piece of nugget walks up to you and proclaims the

Get a job, hippie.

Pet her and take care of the nugget.

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Umaru thread?

>>151938150
I don't speak chink, faglord.

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>>151938150
Uma?

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UMAGA?

Take the nugget home and spoil her

I ask her to go get me some cola, and if she says no I throw a fucking bitch fit

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>>151938150
UMA ?

Challenge her to Pop'n Music of course. I think I can take her.

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>>151938659
妹買ってきて！！！！
good idea

>>151938150
She doesn't even say this.

>>151938150
Fisting until rectal prolapse

>>151938150
Get away from me normie reeeeee

>>151938150
hug her.

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walk away from this filthy weeb

>>151938150
"You're a shit character from a shit show being posted in a shit thread"

>>151939841
robot and pretending to be robot should be killed

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>>151938150

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>>151938150

I'd ask what's so tasty?

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>>151940833
>>151940961
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!

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>>151938203

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>>151941126