>Survives 4 plane crashes his entire life. >Can predict

>>151902776
Your not wrong, you also forgot the part where he had an affair to make one of the best jojos

>>151902776
Who are you quoting?

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>>151902776
>Survives 4 plane crashes
With survivors!?

>>151902776
>Seduces and bangs a woman less than half his age at 64
>Prepares the massive undertaking against Dio
>At 69, gets into multiple fights and survives, two on his own
>Zips around Cairo like Spiderman and successfully runs way from Dio
>Buys time and warns Jotaro of Dio's stand, sacrificing himself, still comes back
>Gains respect from his illegitimate child at 79

Truly best JoJo

Got one more episode to go of stardust crusaders. I dig it, but nothings really made me go oh shit like the tommy gun reveal and some other moments.

>>151905412
>is used only for quoting

Where have you been all these years?

>>151902776
>survives 4 plane crashes his entire life
>caused two of them intentionally
>rides on a plane at the end of Stardust Crusaders with no problem

>>151905412
He's quoting the events of Joseph Joestar's life, baka

>>151902776
>Four plane crashes
He had the one with Speedwagon, Kars, and the begining of SDC. What was the last one?

>>151905781
Part 3 is my least favorite part. 4 is so dramatically better.

>>151906263
Death XIII.

OP didn't mention stuff like the various other transportation methods he used in SDC getting destroyed either, like the boats or the submarine.

>>151905746
>Is a shell of his former self at 79 and you can see him falling apart due to old age
>Once amazing warrior and mythical figure still dies to time, just like anyone else
Hit too close to home

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>>151902776
I can agree when people says that Joseph is the best
I can't understand when people says that Part 2 is the best

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>>151906395
>my grandfather was a soccer star all his life
>witty, sharp, energetic man
>rapidly unraveled due to dementia
>died only remembering my grandmother, the love of his life
Blog aside,
>even as a shell of his former self he still had the wits and determination to save the baby in that lake

>>151906395
>>151905781(me)
>>151902776
I was just surprised the motherfucker came back to life

>>151906835
>I almost nutted from my mom naked

>>151902776
I want another story with Joseph.
He is simply the best.
Jotaro can't compete with his Stand

>>151905746
>less than half his age
wasn't she 21? That makes her less than a third his age

>>151902776
>Lost against D'arby quite embarrassingly
I mean I love Joseph, but damn.

>>151909206
how the fuck did he manage to get that chocolate on the glass

>>151909275
When he picked it up to check for irregularities he stuck it to the bottom

>>151909334
thats some slight of hand

>>151909206
Joseph couldn't steal the spotlight, same thing happened with Jotaro in part 4

>>151909354
He is a lifelong gambler

>>151902776
>cheats on his wife, got kicked out, and was useless against dio
>stand is useless

Kek

>>151905746
>becomes a frail old mans
>despite Hamon increasing your life force

Either he forgot about it, or he just sucks with it

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>>151908095
>almost

>>151909484
He doesn't want to outlive his family

>>151909484
Did you not pay attention in SC nor part 4? He was neglecting his hammon training.

>>151909334
Why didn't Star Platinum notice the sudden shift in the cup's angle?

>>151909848
Plot convenience

>>151909429
Hermit Purple is basically an infinitely long hamon-conducting rope with additional remote-seeing abilities. That stand would have been absolutely dangerous in the hands of part 2 Joseph.

>>151909848
Having extreme precision and vision doesn't mean you have the focus/brains to always use it

>>151909828
What kind of rational person would neglect a power that keeps you young and full of vitality

>>151905746
>two on his own
Empress is one. What is the other one?

>>151912291
You have to work hard like a motherfucker for the entirety of your life to do that and joseph is a lazy bastard.

>>151912450
>lazy bastard
>ripped his entire life
???

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>>151908095
>Didn't know she was his mom
>She looks like she's in her 20s
Not his fault Lisa Lisa is a MILF

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Thoughts?

>>151906395
Shouldn't his Hamon training have kept him young?

>>151916608
What Hamon training? Since he didnt have gay aztec body builders trying to kill him, he spent his time enjoying his life instead of autistically training every day

>>151909401
>Implying Jotaro could steal the spotlight of anyone

>>151916608
He stopped training his hamon after Part 2 in favor of becoming a millionaire real estate tycoon. Had no reason to believe he'd need it and probably didn't want to dramatically outlive Suzy Q even if he was fine with cheating on her with some random Japanese girl.

>>151909206
He wrecked D'Arby the Younger, though. Who was arguably harder to deal with than D'Arby the Older.

>>151917411
I find it hard to believe that he stopped altogether with how good he still looked at 69.

>>151906395
Time is the strongest character you can't beat it

>>151917737
Pucci managed it.

>>151917737
Unless you're Jotaro, then you can just learn to stop time within a few minutes.

kujo is worst jo

>>151917724
Well it's never implied that he died in SO so maybe he would have had his aging scaled back due to using hamon so much as a teenager.

>>151917796
He ultimately got killed by a Stand which embodied the forces of nature, though. Clearly time wasn't happy with him cheating it.

>>151917816
But only in 2-5 second intervals and end up destroying your body if you overuse it

>>151917923
I think Araki said Joshep was alive during SO

>>151918133
If he was then he'd definitely be a fucking potato in a nursing home by then. But he'd pull off the lifestyle in style and somehow bang a nurse despite being like 95.

>>151919060
DAVID FORGOT THE CASEETE TAPE IN PART 4

>>151919199
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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jolyne a best jojo

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>watched anime up to 4 just because >anime
>read 5 just to get to 6
>6 was the best
>no urge to read 7
im done with jojo

>>151921642
thanks make sure to keep us updated on your future endeavors

>>151921642
Nice video log, stick gatherer

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>finish Green Day and Oasis
>the last 3 arcs of part 5 are still on the old scanlations with shit typesetting
Buccelati best boy though

>>151922636
shes dead at this point so nothing lost

>>151918133
Yeah, if I remember correctly Jotaro says he's still alive to Jolyne when they first meet.
I can't remember if it's actually significant in any way.

>>151909484
There really isn't any reason for Joseph not using Hamon more other than "Araki didn't want him to"

>>151912291
This poster is Straitzo

>>151909484
>becomes a frail old mans
>despite Hamon increasing your life force
>What kind of rational person would neglect a power that keeps you young and full of vitality
The kind whose greatest enemies were two vampires and a pillar man who were obsessed with not dying and wanting to live forever. It's most explicit with Straits but basically the same for Kars and Dio. Why would you try to live forever when you've seen how crazy it makes people?