WHY FUCK every hentai thing NEED to explain to you what you are

>>151638093

Japanese people are very humble, embarrassment is considered the opposite.

Why would you watch hentai where they silently have sex for 20 minutes?
The dialogue is the majority of the fun.

>>151638158
Because they are trying to "excite" you with "hot" dialog and you only get hentai for blind people

It's a literary device.

>he's still watching japanese anime with subtitles
>2016

>watching hentai for plot
turn off subs
here fixed
this also fixes 90% anime

>>151638158
That would be pretty nice actually. Obviously not completely silent but only moaning and no talking.

H-anime is low-budget garbage with poor animation, often looping the same clip of a dick going into a vagina over and over again. If the sex was silent, save for some squelching sounds, you'd focus on how fucking awful it looks and be turned off. Filling up the audio track with loud moans and talking draws your attention away from how terrible the animation is.

>>151638352
this, also turn off the sound

>>151638469
this, also turn off the monitor

>>151638352
Plot is the entire point of hentai.

May as well fap to 3D porn if you just want random contextless sex.

>>151638548
What if I want random contextless 2D sex?

The overly-expository nature of hentai dialogue is part of the fun.

>>151638589
Then you're a pleb who will never know the pleasure of a heart boner.

>>151638401
It'd be hentai kino

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I only watch that shit for the dialogue anyway.

>>151638093
Cause a good amount of them are based on manga/doujin an VN's.

Still images given better description/depiction with dialogue, said dialogue is then brought into the anime cause it's an adaptation.

>>151638093
>watching hentai

I just want lewd wet sounds and moaning, and close view of penis pumping cum deep inside the vagina, is it too much to ask? Why are producers such a retards?

>>151638539
Actually, just use your imagination instead.

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tfw i like it

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This is why animated hentai is pleb shit, good writing/story manga/VNs are the right option

>>151638768
This is what a 3D sex vid made for the US customers looks like. "Yesyesyesyesyes" and "Ohfuckfuckfuck" is quite boring and you'd not need any voice actress for it but a generic moaning from anywhere.

>>151638953
I want some of that pudding

>>151638093
Because that's what happens in the source material and people don't bother adapting. It's slightly more natural in manga, VNs.

Also it means they get voice actors to say dumb lewd shit which is probably fun in the production stage.

>>151638953
If you want good writing you shouldn't read translations.

>>151638093
>watching ANIMATED hentai
Might as well kill yourself.

>>151638093
So, I face that has been cummed on is worksafe now?

>>151639750
How can you know?

It may be snow, its Christmas

>>151638093
So blind people can fap, you shit.

If there was nothing but the sfx then it would be a mystery why anything was considered fapworthy. With contextual document, things can proceed as planned.

>>151640257
There's plenty of ero audio out there for blind people.

Sisters the last day of summer has no dialogue because the animation is godlike

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>>151638093
>45CM JAPANESE DICK

>>151638093
Maybe the characters are just the kind of people that narrate their life

>>151640949
Hentai, where a shota can have a dick so big that needs more blood than he have in his entire body

>>151638352
I can still tell what they're talking about without subs

do not try to understand the sub. just listen and feel

>>151638093
>mastrubating to non-3DPD
Weeb

>>151638093
Weebs and otakus ar dumb
More news at 11

>>151640949
>perfect 2d beauty
>reality
WOAH like you just discovered what fantasy means

>>151638093
Stop complaining and fap, for fuck sake.

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Everything is censored. How else are you going to know what's going on?

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>>151638093
I'm blind but I can get off to them explaining the intercourse and imagining it in my head.

Picture is probably unrelated.

>>151639750
It's Schrodinger's cum. It simultaneously lives in a state of cum/not cum until a mod opens the thread.

>>151638093
Of all the things to bitch about hentai that isnt quite bad

>Man those clothes sure are hot
>Frame change and she´s nude
Fuck

>Wow that position sure is nice to cum
>It changes
>W-well at that one is hot too
>Changes again to generic position to cum
FUCK

>>151641795
Explain more

>>151638093
japan loves their shitty exposition

>>151641985
The position changing also angers me. Not to mention that they zoom in so fucking close to a pixelated dick, tits or face, that you can't see shit. What's the fucking point? They also change scenes every 30 seconds.

>>151641780
I only download uncensored hentai, that one is not

>>151642019
Lately there´s also how they show the fucking peehole in the final scene, is that some sort of female fanservice why the fuck would one want to see a penis cumming in your face

There´s also the freeze frame cum, after a decently paced scene ruining it

>>151642413
Fujos are even trying to ruin straight hentai.

>>151641985
>fap to hentai
>good sex scene, get really excited
>suddenly 10 minutes of people talking, exposition, and not fucking.

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>>151638093
I hate this whether im reading or watching. Not all of them do this fortunately. Sometimes I feel like they drew the porn and felt obligated to add word bubbles but didn't feel like thinking of dialogue.
The only thing that annoys me more in animated hentai is when they fade to white instead of showing the climax.

>>151638702
Wouldn't be necessary if the artist could actually depict whats happening.

>>151638093
The girl speaking isn't even that bad. I can't stand the generic chinpira dialogue in rape scenes that sounds like fucking monkeys.

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>>151643061
You are doing whatever fuck you are trying to do wrong

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>>151643183

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>>151638677
>>151638607
>my face the second episode of Shoujo-tachi no Sadism
>my face that scene with Suzuka
My dick was made of diamond, adamantium and mythril when she rode his dick while forcing her worn pantyhose into his face for the sole purpose of him creampying her to get pregnant. Her voice actorin general was great. Genki Girls truly are the best at sex.

>>151638768
>wanting to watch the penis
Girl's face, gripping the sheets, leglock, etc are the best part, you double faglord. Watch boku no pico if you want dicks.

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This is why I liked RAN SEM because it was mostly Riko just yelling out "Stop! It hurts!" In her ridiculously sexy voice.

I want Kyoani-tier animation in hentai

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>>151638093

>streaming
>not one soul complaining about streaming

You have failed me.

>>151643905
Welcome to /h/ threads, the newfag heaven.

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>be sakugafag
I just want sakuga on my hentai. Just a sliver of actual animation gets my dick raging.

>>151643790
>I am a genius
>OH NO

>>151638093
>WHY FUCK every hentai thing NEED to explain to you what you are literally watching?
what did she mean by this

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>>151644224
>tfw no hentai filled with Yutapon shenanigans
>no boob smears
>no impact frames as the guy cums inside
Why even live

>>151642299
when was the last time an uncensored hentai is released?

what is the monogatari series of hentai?

>>151638953
is this where the loli takes them souls an turn them into more lolis? i can't remember the title

cause it sounds amazing in japanese language
if you do it in english it sounds retarded

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>>151644732
Hmm, it would have to be equal parts story and sex. And all girls would have to be best girls.

...I got nothing here.

>>151638093
How will blind people know what's happening if they don't narrate it?

>>151644732
THE CATION SERIES, I guess.

Oh, I think I get it. Maybe, when you have sex, you have to say everything. A law or some biological shit. I wouldn't know since I've never had sex. B-but whatever, I'm happy they tell you what is h-happening, since sex looks c-confusing as shit.

>>151645983
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_copulatory_vocalizations

>In primates, copulation calling is typically observed at the end of mating[2] and there are vast variations in between species regarding its occurrence, frequency and form. It is agreed that coital vocalizations fulfill an evolutionary purpose[3] and that they serve as adaptive solutions to problems that the females face, such as infanticide, as well as obtaining high quality sperm.[2]

>Theories are more diverse in regard to women’s sexual vocalizing. On the one hand, researchers have noted some apparently communicative patterns in women’s copulatory vocalizations that suggest some parallels with those of other primates (including an invitation to sperm competition, given that female sexual vocalizations, like those of other primates, serve as "copulation calls" noticeable to other men and exciting to them if overheard[8]).

>>151638093
girls have to roleplay during sex to make up for tiny dicks in japan, its the only way they can be aroused enough to orgasm

>>151644651
What the fuck was you doing the past 3 years?

A lot of publishers are picking up hentai/VNs/eromanga these days, even the 3 sisters doing bitchi things got a uncensored release

Too bad the source material quality is shit and the hentai publishers encode with windows video maker or something

>>151647515
I forgot to add, that is a lossless (png) capture from the full BD version, 23 fucking GB for that 480p youtube video quality

Also
>my ass will be ruined if we continue this

YOUR ASS IS ALREADY RUINED

Why watch hentai when I can watch uncensored live action hentai?
The whole genre is an enigma.

>>151647796
>Watching 3DPD porn

Neck yourself

>>151647515
>>151647747
Thought I was on /h/ for a second. It's really hard to tell these days, but then I remember that nobody posts on /h/ because all the porn is here.

>>151647747

>>151647515
They also cut a scene out of KxKxK.

>>151647898
>/h/
I'm here for 7 years and I just realized it was a fucking board

>>151647747
that's nsfw

>>151638093
To arouse the viewers with moans.

>>151647515
Also, recently a number of uncensored h-anime episodes have been leaked. These are uncensored cuts given to production staff that were never released and sold but have found their way onto the Internet.

>>151647954
It's a pretty shitty and redundant board.

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>>151643846
If only we lived in a world line where that existed

>>151648039
I may wouldn't if people wouldn't use a Burichan board for masturbation.

>>151647974
I'm pretty sure no one could ever know what the fuck it was

>>151641589
Blame fakku.
Its probably on nyaa.

I wonder how this thread is still up with the mod that is trying to force that h-anime and h- manga are not anime and manga.

>>151648555
The butthole has been deleted, though apparently barely spoilered nakedness and faces full of cum are mod-approved.

>>151638093
Isn't it the same in a lot of normal anime,too?

>>151647515
I honestly prefer censored hentai.

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>>151638093
>explain to you what you are literally watching?
Did you just finally start watching porn or something?
>OH YEAH FUCK MY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK
>OOOOOOOO FUCK MY THROAT
nobody likes this shit, but for some reason the people that make it keep it in - maybe start a petition or something

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>>151647871
I prefer text-based porn actually.

>>151649300
What the fuck is that?

>>151649396
An isekai where a guy is teleported into a generic rpg world where he assumes the role of a princess who has powers of resurrection and other cheats.

>>151638093
for the blind audience

>>151647975
>japanese girl moans

I can get more turned on scratching glass with a fork

>>151649300
Try Slablands

>current year
>still watching hentai
i mean come on...

>downloades some 27Tb archive of every game/JAV/manga/hentai licensed and released uncensore
>I don't even know where fuck start
>90% of my storage is used for that

Help

>>151650842
Learn to edge. Best way to get through huge backlogs.

>>151650842
>open anything
>play/watch/read it
>if you like it keep it,
>if you don't like it dump it.
Simple.

>>151650904
Alright.
How thd fuck do I do that?

>>151650965
Just stop
You never did it or wat

>>151638093
Try mute the sound and uncheck the subtitles.

>>151652940
If there was a way to only mute dialogue. The thwapping and sloshing sounds as the dude pumps the girl is pretty hot and not worth muting everything.

>>151653070
You know the voice actors do that sounds too?

They use food and furniture

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>>151641985
The first one pisses me off every time
>Female wearing sexy clothes
>Want to see her slowly strip because it's exciting
>Frame change to her on her knees sucking the guy off

>>151638093
Because a lot of the people who watch hentai get off to cute voice acting. It's half of the appeal. I usually mute hentai myself

>>151638469
>he still lives with his parents

>>151638093
So they don't have to animate it

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>>151638093
>tfw I can only fap to mosaics and silly dialogue now
Kill me.

>>151641990

he can't read your comment if he's blind u stupid mong

>>151647515
>Mafuyu Only Ova never
>No Mafuyu pajama,swimsuit,maid,etc...

>>151638093
Is she crying because a bird popped on her head?

>>151638093
That's a funny line

>>151641985
>Man those clothes sure are hot
>Frame change and she´s nude

I absolutely loathe this. If I'm trying to satisfy my clothing fetishes I don't want the girl to get naked for fuck's sake.

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>>151646846
https://exhentai.org/g/889731/7abc409de3/

late christmas present

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>>151654694
I remember that thread

>>151653966
>Replies to OP's comment
>Can't respond to anon's comment
If he's not lying then he's using a voice helper or whatever it's called which reads shit for him.

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>>151654852
danke

>>151655027
You just posted a motherfucking CP video?

>>151638093
It's not just hentai, pornstars and amateurs do the same.

>>151655027
I didn't know the mad Thad was back in town

>>151655235
I honestly don't get the fuss. You can get actual legal japanese porn movies where the actresses look like 5-8 years younger than that ugly broad.

>>151638401
So basically
>Victorian maid Maria no Houshi ?

>>151641985
Kek
I remember that time when I was fapping and when I was about to cum, it zoomed into the mans face.

fml

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Is this true /a/?

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>>151647235
>HENTAI PROS

>>151647954
I only browse it for the netorare threads

>>151658287
Memri TV is always right.

>>151658287
Dykes don't usually spread AIDS so yes. Also, you can't respect a man who's another man's bitch.

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>>151638093
OH SHIT!
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

>>151638768
>Why are producers such a retards?

Because they think they know what the audience wants despite people's tastes (which may or may not be mutually exclusive).

>>151642506
How so? That honestly sounds something you're more likely to see in yaoi hentai.

>>151638768
Because you aren't the one paying for their bills. The Japanese crowd are. Stop being so entitled. The studio doesn't owe you jack shit. Stop complaining about why you get to watch for free.

>>151641985
Bitching about hentai is autistic as fuck dude.

>>151658287
>2 cunts = no penetration
>no penetration = no sex
Lesbo sex is a joke

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>>151660930
Can't beat the cock, man

>>151647515
Unlike with manga, there's not much point in grabbing uncensored anime. The makers know shit isn't going be shown, so no effort is put into the genitals in the first place.
Only still that wasn't censored in the first place looks good.

>>151650689
Does it actually have content now? And has it stopped crashing all the time?

>>151650717
There's a lot of good hentai that is extremely fappable. Not my fault you can't spend time to find something good.

>>151652865
I don't find any point for edging because masturbation itself doesn't feel too good for me for some reason. It's just the ejaculation that does. I don't know what's wrong with me but I envy you guys.

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>>151638093
I agree, but sometimes it's hilarious when taken out of context.

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>>151662917
We need comedy anime based on hentai writing

Alright here is an important question:

How are you supposed to watch hentai? Most of them have like 24 minutes and about 3 scenes of sex. Do you need to watch the whole thing and get off at the end? Should you get off 3 times? Should you be rewinding and choose your favorite part?

>>151664942
I always do that last option.

>>151664942
>not jacking off to the plot and analysing the sex scenes
Fucking plebs

>>151664942
Depends if there is a plot.

>>151641589
Gomennasai's "That Girl is an Urban Legend"
https://exhentai.org/g/749715/039e9c9076/

>>151638093
Don't put it in my ass, I just ate some really hot chili!

Anyone recognize the hentai this is from?

>>151669593
READ THE FUCKING THREAD

>>151667786
>loli
Aw man that shits a crime yo

>>151669593
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak
Here?

>>151638093

nudist beach 2 doesn't do that shit, director knows what's up