Retarded Stands Thread Pick or roll for a number from eithe

>>151584493
For Whom The Bells

I thought this thread would be more successful.

>>151584426
Fuck the rolling I got the solution to all your stand-related problems: MC HAMMER
It can only do one thing and that is make other stands useless. That's it. Nothing else. It makes any scene it's in jojo without stands.

>>151585040
seems like this stand has no weaknesses but you'll have to be able to fight otherwise people can stop you just physically kicking your ass

>>151585147
That's the idea. All characters involved now have to solve their problems without help from a stand.

Blank Space

Any piece of text that the user is holding has blank spaces where the nouns are. When the user writes someone's name into a blank space, that particular sentence then becomes reality.

>>151584426
rolling

>>151584426
Roll

>>151587349
>party monster

>while stand is active prevents users and those within 50 meters from sleeping. both the user and the people effected suffer the negative consequences of sleep deprivation. stand ability can be turned on and off at will without revealing stand. when turned off, those effected will immediately succumb to the effects of sleep deprivation. after ability is used stand must become inactive for the amount of time ability was used. effects of drugs and stimulants used before effects end stay active after stand ability ends.

>>151587492
worthless stand, might put everyone to sleep but the user also suffers the exact same thing. only works if you have a partner or are part of a group

>>151587742
are you stupid. keep everyone awake for 3 days. take a couple of 5 hour energys. turn off stand. kill them in their sleep

>>151587845
nigga stands are magic, that shit's not going to work. if 5 hour energies work on you, what's stopping others from also taking them to stay awake, or taking sleeping pills to sleep regularly? dummy

>>151584426
Roll

>>151587876
he specifically said that the effects of drugs and stimulants stay in effect. so sure if someone pops a caffeine pill he's fucked but if he's smart and plays his cards right he kills the whole cast.

>>151584426
Rolling.

Okay these stands so far are too retarded, they don't really have reasonable weaknesses or weaknesses that would make a good reveal.

>>151587973
>Song For Another Time

User can travel to a point of time in the past or future, but the physical constitution of the user determines the possible distance from the present, and a person or object(s) roughly similar in matter will take the concrete place of the user in the present

>>151588336
other than the blank spaces one they all seem pretty low level

>>151588538
>and a person or object(s) roughly similar in matter will take the concrete place of the user in the present
nani

>>151584426
riggity riggity rollin'

>>151584426
rolling

how come sex pistols ended up being bullets rather than a pistol

>>151588639
When you travel to another time, the most physically similar in mass of something or someone closest to you appears wherever you were before you time travelled

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>>151588740

『ＬＯＶＥ ＭＥ ＮＯＷ』
Power: C
Speed: D
Range: E
Durability: Invincible
Precision: B
Potential: B+

Ability: Can instill strong infatuation towards the user to any member of the opposite gender through hand to hand contact (Skin contact necessary). Enchantment lasts for however long hands are connected, and half the total time connected is added on after physical separation. During enchantment the target can receive telepathic suggestions (weak) from the user and the user can make use of a perception link to the target to receive feedback from the target's senses. Enchantment can be broken if the subject of the target's true infatuation makes hand-to-hand (bare skin) contact with the enchanted target.

Looks like I'm just a side-dish to a romance sub-plot chapter.

At least I can NTR a main character before I die.

>>151588940
>H.O.L.Y.

Stand can emit all encompassing light that blinds anything that tries to look at the user while emitting a deafening gospel hymn.

The Sound of Silence
It has a two-part ability. First, it absorbs all sound near it (lets say within 10m, enough to prevent most stand user from calling for help, etc.). Second, it can release all of the absorbed sound at once it a deadly sonic attack. Naturally, this would be stronger the more sound it absorbed, making this more of a single-target attacker, as it would be rather weak after attacking.

Ive been thinking about stands for awhile now before this thread here is my checklist

>stand named after one of jcole songs
>an ability or abilities that can be op but but is more versatile like "bungee gum" or "all-fiction" tier stuff

>>151589143
gonna need some sauce

>>151589172
can it store the sounds it absorbed? because your stand would basically a sound effect machine

>>151588810
>Fake Love

Anyone the user's stand hits with a giant kissing lips stamp falls madly in love with the user and will do whatever they wish. The stamp can be used on multiple individuals, as well as things like animals and plants/trees.

Fairly easy to defeat, I suppose.

>>151588335
Stand Name:「Deja Vu」

User: J. Cole

Occupation: Auto mechanic and prominent street racer. A shocking number of crashes and fatalities have occurred to Cole's racing opponents. This has spawned a rumor that racing against Cole means certain death.

Stand Appearance: An hourglass. Splits into two small glass gremlin creatures (Deja Vu 1 and 2). Very low power and durability, but high speed and long range. Automatic.

Stand Ability: Event Duplication. Each Deja Vu attaches itself to a person or object. Deja Vu 1 "records" an action and fills up with sand. On J Cole's instruction, it begins draining that sand while Deja Vu 2 fills up. This lasts exactly 30 seconds. When the sand finishes draining, the stored action is released into whatever the Deja Vu 2 is bound to. This countdown cannot be stopped by J Cole or anyone else, except by smashing either Deja Vu, releasing the action immediately.

For example, say J Cole has Deja Vu 1 attached to his own steering wheel, and he sends out Deja Vu 2 to attach to a rival racer's steering wheel. J Cole records himself turning the wheel, and DV 1 starts draining sand into DV 2. When the drain finishes, DV 2 releases the stored action, forcing the steering wheel to turn and causing the rival racer's car to crash into a wall.

Weaknesses: If a stand user discovers either Deja Vu near them, with enough strength they can remove it or try to trick J Cole into harming himself with a stored action. If a stand user gets close enough to J Cole while holding onto either Deja Vu, they can also smash the stand's glass, releasing the action in Cole's direction.

>>151589165
Only temporary blindness right? Couple this with that shitty Sun stand from part 3.

how do you roll?

>>151589248
It can, but it releases all of the stoted sounds at once. It's like a sound machine that someones mashing the buttons on, while it's at full volume.
For example, you could replay someone's voice, but you would also have to replay that train whistle that you heard a minute ago at the same time.

>>151589301
You got 01
top of the charts nigga

>>151584426
Rollin...

>>151589222
http://nhentai.net/g/149414/

I got ya'back man

>>151589343
>stoted
Now I feel like an idiot. I meant to say stored.

>>151589343
oh. thats really bad man. why did you come up witt that kind of power?

>>151589427
I picked a song at random, and tried to make a stand to go with it. I guess I could improve it a bit though.

>>151589475
I think you're too focused on the attack of it instead of the versatility I mean you could be a sound guy and mess with people, trick, bribe manipulate and probably all without even having to show your face. it's probably a lot of work but you can do it.

>>151589564
Yeah, I'll take off the part where it releases all the sounds at once. I'll also make it so that it can amplify the sounds to ungodly levels too. I feel like that makes it a better stand.

>>151589618
you could probably add that once it hears how something or someone sounds speak it can replicate their sound or voice. and because it has perfect "hearing" it can hear a person's heartbeat and tell if they're lying and things like that.

>>151589346
>>151589301
I got 「starboy」 but Im listening to the lyrics and im like "what the hell are you talking about?"

>>151589743
Yeah, I like that, I'm throwing it in.
So I have a really deceptive stand that attacks with sound, and you can't call for help while it's killing you. I was single-episode size arc for the heros. Now I think I could fit into a multipart arc.

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Something good just popped up in my recommendations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_5KjFGO_I

You faggots may like this

>>151589934
honestly give it a few bumps here and there and you could be perfect for part 5's theme

>roll shit
>OC donut shit
>jojo shit
>15 circlejerking IPs
Good lord this fanbase has gotten cancerous these days.

>>151590155
ok

Stand Name: 『ＭＥＲＣＹ』

Power: C
Speed: C
Range: E
Durability: C
Precision: C
Potential: B

All actions perceived as crimes by anyone within range of the user will be recorded by ＭＥＲＣＹ and once all people within it's range agree on a punishment it will be immediately executed. Whether this is no punishment at all or being tortured to death there is no escape. If anyone leaves the stand's range their crimes remain and they are still subject to ＭＥＲＣＹ's judgment, but their opinion is discarded and it's left to the people remaining to decide on an appropriate punishment.

>>151589172
>>151589618
>>151589934
>>151590117
Ok, time to write it all out properly.

Stand Name:「The Sound of Silence」

Power: D
Speed: D
Range: B
Durability: D
Precision: A
Potential: A

Ability: Absorbs all sound within 10m (those within this range are not aware of this unless they are told/already know), and can replay any absorbed sound perfectly. If enough of someone's voice is absorbed, 「The Sound of Silence」can perfectly emulated their voice. Attacks with devastating sonic bursts.

>>151584426
Roll

>>151584426
roll

>>151590401
perfect, I like how you gave potential A and power and durability D, which means you're not a direct combat stand which is perfect with the theme of your stand.

>>151590559
Thanks, I tried to make it fair and balanced, and as far from deviant-art-tier shit as possible.

>>151590621
now if I can just figure out what the hell my stand 「starboy」does, cause looking at the lyrics I have no idea whats going on.

I don't have a name but the ability of my stand would he something like a replay function. I.e. land a punch, replay it x2 to x10 in that instant. Enemy can still react during the replay, because the impact itself is stationary, and there is a .1 second delay on replays, so of the initial punch lands, and they are fast enough, they will only get hit once, but the air will still crumple from the replays.

>>151591091

Smashmouth- Allstar.

"And they don't stop coming"

>>151585184
Sounds fair, until you get to DIO.

>>151584426
roll

>>151590815
I just listened to it anon. Now we can be confused together.

>>151591766
it sounds pretty though right.

>>151591819
Yeah, it's a pretty great name for a stand.

>>151584426
gnillor

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>>151584426
>Another Brink in the Wall

Can make any type of substance 10 meters around the user into a 20 meter high wall. Thick as a normal brick.

>>151584426
roll

>>151584426
let's see what we get then

>>151593639
>Chill Bill
can freeze people's bank accounts I guess

>>151584426
I hope I get a cool stand

>>151593673
or the level of things he can freeze based on how much money he have and when he uses the ability it uses that money?

>>151593679
>Parachute

The user takes no fall damage

>Let Me Love You

>Implants memories into the target that makes them think they have a long romantic history with the user. It can be used on multiple people to cause drama/infighting. The user doesn't know what memories the victim was given and has to improvise.

>>151593771
I thought about something like that, or turning people's lifespans into dollars that only turn back into life if he's knocked out

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>>151593794
Just prettying it up.

Stand Name:「Let Me Love You」

Power: C
Speed: E
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: D
Potential: B

Ability: The user must have some kind of feelings or infatuation with the target and show the target a photograph of both the user and target together. Let Me Love You then implants memories into the target that makes them think they have a long romantic history with the user. The user has no knowledge of what memories the target was given.

>>151584426
rollan

Winter Blues
ability: Affects opponent's mood and mental state, colder temperatures makes the enemy so sad/depressed that they lose the will to do anything

「Kill a Word」
The user can assign a target(the target needs to be touched by either the user or the stand, stands can't become targets) and a trigger word. When the target hears the trigger word being said, they get affected by their own stand's most destructive ability. The person who said the trigger word then becomes a new target, with the last word the previous target said becoming the new trigger.
There may only be one target at a time.
Nothing happens if the user says the trigger word.

>it's friday
>no new jojo

Brick in the Wall
it's trumps stand
amplifies fears
weakness:anyone with a fear of loosing a stand battle, anyone with no fear


now let's roll

>>151594451
Stand Name: 「Rising Shallows」

Power: C
Speed: A
Range: C
Durability: B
Precision: C
Potential: C

Ability: Can travel quickly through a source of water to another source of water.

Weakness: It requires a large source of water.

>>151584426
rolling

>>151584426
Roll

rollin rollin rollin whattt

rock n rollin

>>151584426
Rollan

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>>151597132
>>151597220
>>151597257
>>151597286
>All these rolls with no follow up.

It looks like /a/ has lost it's Stando Powa!!!

>>151597298
Wait a second dude I'm thinking here

>>151597257
[Setting the World On Fire]
Makes everyone in the world want to party and dance.

The downside is that people with a strong [RESOLVE] will notice something is wrong eventually.

>ctrl+f
>no Awaken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>151584426
roll

>>151598245
[Mary, did you know?]

Stand is activated when the user asks someone else about trivial knowledge. If they didn't know about it, the stand manifests itself and can fight/interact with the victim. It takes the form of a female stand with glasses, has very limited range but is extremely powerful against the victim.
In this period of time, influence from the outside or other stands is impossible. To defeat the stand, the victim will have to present a piece of trivial knowledge himself by asking "Mary, did you know...?". For every piece of knowledge Mary doesn't know, her power drops significantly.

>>151584426
Fagget

>>151598867
MY HOUSE
Power: Garbage
Speed: Garbage
Range: Garbage
Durability: SSS
Precision: Garbage
Potential: Garbage
It's great desu. I can neet in this house.

>>151598609
>『BAD THINGS』
>Power: E
>Speed: B
>Range: A
>Durability: E
>Precision: C
>Potential: A
>Ability: As a non-combat stand, Bad Things can be attached to the shadow of a victim by the user. Bad Things will follow the victim within its shadow wherever it moves. In this state it is invincible. Bad Things will conjure the guilty conscience of every bad deed (crime etc) that the user commits into the victims consciousness instead, making them a scapegoat that truly believes it committed these crimes, but can't explain why; everyone who witnesses the crime will also see the victim of the stand as the culprit. For this effect to work the specific crime needs to be recognized as a bad deed by the stand user. Bad Things will emerge the shadow of the victim as soon as the victim commits a crime or an action that leaves it in a state bad conscience on their own accord. It can be attacked in that moment until it returns to the shadow of its user.

>>151584426
roll

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>>151599095
Cheap Trills

>Power: D
>Speed: A
>Range: D
>Durability: B
>Precision: E
>Potential: C

>>151599537
『THIS TOWN』
">"Power: E
">"Speed: C
">"Range: A
">"Durability: E
">"Precision: A
">"Potential: D
">"Ability: This Town manifests as a swarm of Butterfly-like creatures that the user can send out on any routes and buildings he has walked down in a settlement (e.g. Villages, Towns, Cities). While following these routes, This Town can retrieve any objects discarded by the user
and bring them back to him, so long as the user held the object in question before discarding it and the object remains in a location the user has walked through. This Town can also do this with people the user has touched, but the entire swarm must be used and can only effect one person at a time. Naturally, This Town cannot be used to retrieve objects and persons outside of a route or building walked by the user, and if the route walked is no longer whole (e.g. road works or destroyed pavements/floorboards), This Town cannot pass it, and if it cannot find another route around, can no longer access any route beyond that point. If the user wishes, he can go back and walk the route again to send This Town through the obstruction.

>>151598428
pretty easy to defeat, knowledge about personal history is trivial

Mercy

It has the form of bandages made from life force that can be emitted from the stand user's body. The bandages are tangible and can reach/ stretch to infinity, but the longer and the bandages are used, the weaker the user becomes. They can also heal any wounds with the right ammount/length of bandages, although this only works on others.

rolldown rolldown dadadadadada

>>151602859
My stando 『COLD WATER』is capable of lower the temperatures of any liquid it gets in contact with. If my stand enters your system, it shut down your entire body by freezing all of the water inside of them.

>>151584426
roll