Merry Christmas Cake Thread /a/! Show your appreciation this

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Did you say Coke thread?

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>>151377602
I mean, I'd post more cakes but I'm coming from /vp/

>>151377967
>brown

ugh

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There are some Christmas cakes RIGHT NOW spending it alone in bed or on the couch in their sweatpants wishing they had a boyfriend that they could share dinner and gifts with and to cuddle afterwards.

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>>151378057
She's lonely Christmas cake, how could you be so cruel?

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>>151377075

I want to snuggle and read under a blanket with Yomiko this Christmas.

>>151378706
>tfw no loving, loyal ex-cake wife
Why am I alive?

>>151377075
>get shitty work environment in the cities
>transfer in the rural area high school
>get blown by the meteor
Poor sensei.

>>151378706
>not a virgin
no thanks honestly

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Is Chisato the sexiest cake?

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>>151383487
Delete, Rosetta is a young girl.

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Cake buffet is now open for snacking.

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Cake soaked in sake.

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>>151383608
Nice Meme

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Decorated cake.

We need Shizuka sensei and Chistao winning in their respected series, are either enough to cause a chain reaction of cakes winning househusband younger men?

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CAKES WINNING

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>>151384565

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>>151384574
Pretty much two cakes won in that series.
Fucking one of a kind sensation.

>>151378706
>3D cakes
fag

>>151383614
Damn look at that cake

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>>151385839

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Why are all the cakes in Hidamari still single?

>>151384717
>>151384574

There's one more cake coming...

>>151385931

Best HOTD

Would Shizuka take care of a sickly anon like me?

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>>151386075

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>>151386026
Please no.

>>151386121

What is it about nurse or doctor cakes that make them so wonderful compared to any other cakes?

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>>151386389
They're kind and know how to take care of you
They're in a service position
They wear short skirts

>>151383687
Yes

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>>151386799
>Giant Hirai tiddies

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butt

>>151383687
All cake is sexy cake

>>151386453

What would being married to Shizuka be like?

is the chick from Garo considered cake?

>>151383687
>>151386684
>>151387116
Shit cake.

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>>151387512
Paizuri
Morning wake up blow jobs
Naked aprons
Blowjobs under the table while you have company
Phone sex at work
Constant Nakadashi
Lots of nursing Handjobs
Shower sex
Nurse play
Threesomes with Rika
Road head in the humvee
Paizuri

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>>151387055
Bless you Kuri

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>>151387786
>Almost 2ft taller then her
Log splitting time

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Is an alcoholic cake fine too?

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I want to tell my cake sensei how much I loved being in her classes.

And then shyly admit that I enjoyed them because it was her teaching them before bolting from the classroom, too embarrassed to go any further that day.

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>>151387867

>>151387774

>You'll never be Shizuka's sickly househusband

We need a series of a cake who takes care of her ill younger househusband

>tfw 30 and now christmas cakes are the ones i go for in an anime because of my age

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>>151388137
Just make it a 5 minute short like Tawawa and we'd be good to go

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>>151387867
I dare say those are among the best cakes.

>tfw I think alcoholic cakes are cute but I don't drink

>>151387699
kys do not bully the cake

>>151388637
I will bully this cake and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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Any takers?

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>>151388630

>tfw alcohol makes me sleepy as fuck and i'd sooner end up sprawled unconscious over a cake then being seduced by her

>>151388794
I want to hug her.

>>151388873
>Goinness

>>151388986
Sounds Irish.

>>151388795

>tfw no Cake who declares she'll drink twice as much on your behalf
>tfw no Cake to give a piggyback home because she can no longer stand up straight

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>>151389183

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>>151388563
>The mom next door
God damn, I feel bad now

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>>151388794
Violent cakes need love too. Especially from their students.

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>>151390501
Tsun teachers are the best
>Cat punch
>Cat kick
God I love sensei

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Just started streaming Tokyo Godfathers. link in file name

>>151384574
>christmas cake winning a bowl
P E R F E C T
E
R
F
E
C
T

Christmas cakes don't exist. Just women with physical abnormalities or borderline personality disorder.

>wants a cake thread
>starts by posting a woman who is depressed after just breaking up with her boyfriend/lover
>her boyfriend/lover
>cake

Fucking lurk, newfags.

>>151391961
Don't post if you don't know what cake means.

>>151377602
>Sody
>drawing a disgusting old hag
Why do all the best loli artists abondon their love of loli?

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>>151392236
So faggots these days have actually convinced themselves that they're right and that the meaning /a/ gave to things when they thought them up, coined the phrase and so on, was wrong all along? What a great age we live in.

Christmas Cakes were:
- Single
- Virgins or at least suspected of being virgins, with no evidence, hints or anything that can be infered
- 25 and over

But I guess now the memelords from reddit have deigned that a cake is any older woman! lol XD

pic related, a 'christmas cake' on neo /a/

>>151392588
Don't post if you don't know what cake means.

>>151392990
He's right, you know.

This is a mature woman thread, not a cake thread.

>>151383608
lol Kyle Rayner'd

>>151392990
I admit, you trolled me. Or as you and your ilk would say "baited lol".

>>151388794
boobs never mattered to me, I'll make her happy so long as she's got ass and muscles.

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>>151392588
>tfw she got eaten just before she becomes a Christmas cake

Homu a shit

>>151388325

Aki isn't a cake yet.

>>151393838

Is it still a cake if you are in the process of putting it in when she turns 25?

>>151392588
>rare cake thread
>ruined by autism

Good job, anon.

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>>151391961
>after just breaking up with her boyfriend/lover
Less talk, more cake.

>>151398611
I bet you think waifu mean a girl from this season that you like. I bet you think being wrong doesn't even matter, I bet you don't care that dumb newfags who don't lurk are ruining /a/ with their retarded shit.

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>>151399291
not him but
>grammar
>not contributing
you had one job anon

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When I get better, I’ll work hard toward getting married…!

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>>151399291
Wrong on all counts.

What does "cake" refer to here?

>>151401273
Lurk more, retard. Description is even in the thread. Cake, as in delicious cake, is different from Christmas cake too, so keep that in mind.

>>151401273
Unmarried woman age 25+

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Top tier cake coming through.

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>>151399351
Why are Maya-sensei and Hiratsuka-sensei so cute?

>TFW cakes win, and get married to their husbando who is a few years younger

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>>151402032
Fucking forgot my picture like the cunt I am

>>151378706
>23 year old girl
>christmas cake
Am I missing something here