You're now married to the last character you fapped too,

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I haven't even watched this anime, how bad is she

>>150997762
What if I've never fapped before?

>married to a man in a skirt
fuck

Ha, trick question, the last character i fapped to was a boy, but I can't marry a boy because I'm not gay.

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>>150997762
Guys, how fucked up am I?

>>150997762
Would I even be able to attempt to marry Ayano from yuru yuri without going to jail?

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If I marry the queen, that makes me the king of catland.

Random Bestiality doujin.
Fuck.

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>>150997762
what the hell, anon

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not bad

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>>150997762
I'm going to prison

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Why yes I do like this turn of events

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I was going to say I didn't remember, but then I remembered.

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Yes. YES.

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>>150997762
Love.

>>150998670

Would you also take care of her mother and siblings?

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Uh oh

>>150998701
If I get that high-paying CS job that I'm slaving my life away for.

>>150998742
This looks familiar

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I have zero regrets

>>150998751
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>Well, that's a long story.
>*video starts rewinding*

>>150997762
>my waifu
It's all I ever wanted.

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I think I'm in love with this idiot bitch so I feel pretty lucky.

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I might like it too much

>the president and vice president of Futabu
Oh my.

>>150999246

You're only allowed to marry one, no package deals.

>>150999999

>>150997762
>only fap to my waifu
Perfect

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Married to an old hag/eldritch abomination that will probably kill me.

Well at least she got huge tits

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Im basically Starrk personality-wise, so i think we would get along okay.

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>>150997762
Lucky until her metabolism inevitably starts slowing and she becomes a fatty

My waifu.

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I'm manly enough. Bring it

>>150997762
I don't know how to fap.

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I'm going to get cucked.

This is exactly why I avoid relationships.

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>>151000214
>Fapping to your waifu

>>151001179

This. I love my waifu and the last thing I would do is fap to her.

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Vanilla and Chocola from Nekopara. Come at me!

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I don't mind.

>>151000489

You need at least one hand and a dick. There's some rubbing and fondling involved.

>>150997762
Ahagon umiko nice nice

uhh i only really remember that she had nice lips

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I can deal with this
Having shitty in-laws is kind of a given anyways with most characters

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I've never watched her anime.

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Totally worth it

>>151001208
>>151001179
>denying love making with your waifu
That is basically NTRing your waifu.

>>150997931
Then you're forever alone. Just like me.

>>150997762

>You're now married
>lucky

These two things shouldn't even be together in the same sentence.

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>>150997762
>Momo

my penis is ready.

What if the last thing I fapped to was 3D?

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Kumiko and Reina.

Being married to two lesbos seems tough. But I'm okay with it.

>>151004201
Then you go to church and ask God to repent you of your sins.

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You have no idea how happy this makes me.

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>>150997762
Kisaragi-chan
Seems I am set for life.
Got a good one.

>>151003794
>he doesn't wan't a big, beautiful, happy family
Why haven't you ended your life yet

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>>150997762
Hell yeah, bunnygirl play all day

>>151004240
What series.

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>>150997762
Oh yeah, nice.

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YES I AM LITERALLY THE HAPPIEST MAN ON /a/

>>150999775
Old hag that is supposed to look like a busty 16 year old girl.

You got lucky as with her awesomeness also come her servants.

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Blondes are indeed that greatest!

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>>151004273
There's a Demon Lord in the Floor

Kisaragi-chan is mine, but damn the Art is fap worthy.
If you just look for fap worthy manga you can also look for "Inbura!".

Or other stuff from this.

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I will die satisfied, I will die soon, but I will die satisfied.

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This is the kind of luck that makes you think God himself has blessed you.

>>151004431

>2k+16
>still buying into the mass controlling fairytales

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>>150998238
Lucky fuck

>>151004511
>hurr durr i don't believe in God
>but still use gregorian calendar

>>151004696

>hurr durr

But yeah, I do because that's what the rest of the world does. It lost it's religious meaning a long time ago, now it's just a way to track the passage of time.

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>>150997762
I fapped to my waifu everyday.

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Goof thing I fapped to my hentaifu last.

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Homu

>tfw become meduka

>>150997762
I want to lick those titties.

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>>150997762
Woops
At least i get two.

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>>150997762
Cake Asagi is top tier wife material.

>>151009067
>Marrying orc used goods
Loving every laugh.

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>>150997762
>cute
>fun
>kind
>amazing wife material
I think I did pretty good, I wouldn't hire her out to other men like her bishounen husband did obviously. I got a wife that can be both sub and dom in bed, pretty gud.

>>151009100
>complaining about used goods in a masturbation/hentaifu thread.
Also, most of the shit that happens to her in the games are not canon.

>>151009128
>>complaining about used goods in a masturbation/hentaifu thread.
Who said this was hentaifu thread?
Still canonically used goods,mate.

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>>151009100
>implying that's not a good thing
All the body modifications they did to her will make her go crazy from my dick even if it's not that impressive, she will go borderline retarded everytime I fuck her and she'll want to fuck 24/7. Marrying Asagi obviously comes with the added benifit that I get to fuck her sister and Murasaki aswell in hot, steamy foursomes. Get fucked loser.

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>>151009200
>Defending used goods
Kek, eat shit.

>>151009195
>he doesn't want a wife with experience that can make his first time amazing and teach him all about sex.
lol, what a dork!

>>151009236
>backpedaling to defend your stupidity
Cucks,everyone.

>>151009255
>You're a cuck if you marry a girl who is not a virgin
Okay

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>>151009356
Well yes actually.
Putting a ring on a hand that stroked other cocks is the ultimate form cucking.

No if you're fine with that and actually enjoy that thought, go on.

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>>151009356
>>You're a cuck if you marry a girl who is not a virgin
Yeah.

>>151009565
>>151009609
Have fun never getting married mate.

>>151009634
>Getting married in this day and age
>3DPD
You're not very smart are you?

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I am the luckies man alive

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I did it !

>>151009679
You have to share her with 500 fat neckbeards.

Not exactly what I would call lucky.

>>151009943

More like three rapist midgets pretending to be preschoolers.

>fapped to my waifu
Yes

>>150997762
Am I in their world, or are they in my world? If I'm in their world life is great. If they're in my world my life is now basically a living hell.

>>151010076
So did I, to a femdom HCG of her no less. Feels good.

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Hell yeah.

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Waifu!

>>151012720
>3D

I don't know it was some gyaru idol or some shit. Probably a good girl.

>>150997762
If we also count hentaifu's then the succubus from Kimi iro days

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>tfw it's a dream come true for you

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>>150997762
I'm dead.

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...oh hell no

>>150997762
>You're now married to the last character you fapped too, how lucky are you?
I get to marry my waifu.
what more can I ask?

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>Eruka
fuck it, I can give up handjobs for this if necessary.

>>151009067
What a coincidence.

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This feels rather awkward.

>>151019046
Can't go wrong with Fuuka.

>>151019046
At least it's the other one

>>151004624
God-tier choice anon.

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I hope she doesn't kill me

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>>150997762
I guess, I'm a lucky bastard

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>>150997762
I guess a married a robot.

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>>150997762
Incredible.

My waifu, but since we're already married nothing changes about me being the luckiest guy on earth!

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Not bad.

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Lucky me

>>150997762
>At least 7 of the Idolm@s
>My waifu wasn't among them
Goddamnit.

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>>150997762
>>150998844
We win! GAHAHAHAHA!

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Shit.

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This won't end well for me will it?

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Maybe we can work on her nutrition but I'm happy.

That tanned girl from futabu with a large dick. Is that good?

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>>150997762
Life is good