How do I become Issei? I want the ability to make 10/10's hungry for my cock just by breathing the same air as them.
>>150844781
Step 1. Have a ancient dragon god sealed inside of you.
Step 2. Make a deal with sexy demons for power.
Step 3. Use power to get dragon to grant your wish.
Easy.
>>150844781
And yet he will never berry his dick on any of them
The spinoff doesn't count
>And he woke up
Own a Japanese Bathhouse.
Dying is optional.
Write a shitty battle harem and model the protagonist as yourself but better
>>150844781
>Step 1: Die
>Step 2: Hope a sexy devil revives you
Good luck Anon.
>>150844781
>Become insanely Rich and Ripped
>Move to a poor Slavshit country
>????
>Profit
Better yet, just join some high school club where nobody does anything actually related to the purpose of the club.
>Thinking it's all about his powers
Yea you can get some women with power but that's not why everyone like him. Issei is kind, pure hearted, brave, and heroic! Any girl would be lucky to have him imo.
>>150845538
>kind, pure hearted, brave, and heroic
So be like literally every harem MC ever?
>>150844781
>step 1
>be 2d
>>150844781
You need to die
>>150844781
Here's the trick. This is a new technology discovered very recently.
1. Fuck up your life to the point of no return.
2. Feel actual despair enough to consider suicide.
3. Get hit by a truck(This has to happen in Japan or it won't work otherwise. Very very important).
4. Reincarnate as a bishounen in a fantasy world.
5. Have the ability to make 10/10s hungry for your cock just by breathing the same air as them
Knock yourself out.
>>150845117
The spinoff is the confirmation of a promise the author made many years ago. He said that things would end with a harem and many children.
>>150844781
>move back home
>Start internship at Bank fir 6 months
>Get job there afterwards
>make alot of money giving people loans
>Join a sports team, go 2-3x times a week
>Get a tailored suit
>Go to banking parties and pickup sluts who know to look for tailored suits and rolexes
>>150844781
Real easy OP this is all you have to do.
>get chad body
>get dragon god powers so you can make gods your little bitches since chicks love power
>become filthy rich with your own hero show making all the kids love you (bitches love that too) also those girls are gonna grow up to want your dick which is a nice bonus
>fuck the devils sister because you just can
That's all there is to it. Good luck!
>>150849183
Why isn't he like that in the anime?
>>150850650
season 3 fuck up
>>150850784
Why did S3 fuck up so much?
>>150844781
So you literally want to become a brainless retard? I have just the right treatment for you:
1. Take off all your clothes
2. Sit in the bathtub
3. Remember to bring with yourself a toaster, a microwave oven or something else thats powered by electricity, which must be plugged and turned on
3. Fill the bathtub with water
4. Put said electrical device into the water . If you are lucky and survive you become like Issei
5. Treatment complete
>>150844781
Make some faggot author write you and having a harem.
>>150844781
You would have to die first by the hands of your girlfriend.
>>150853869
Horrible betrayal
She deserved what she got