It's practically Christmas Cake season, so what presents

>>150803169
My dick in a box.

>>150805082
Can she keep it and use it to her heart's content? Would you take responsibility?

>>150803169
I like some cakes but not this one.

>>150805351
Which ones? Also all cakes are welcome.

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>>150803169
Christmas Cakes are for laughing at, not for luv, hug or fug

Remember, if she's alone at 26, she deserves to be.

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>>150805399
Shhhhhh, cakes are for hugging, snuggling and for taking home at night while they're drunk, not for abuse.

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>>150803169
Cuddles and hand holding.

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I'm going to lie in wait outside Tokyo station and see if I get any bites.

>>150806056
>basic cake trap
>not you being trapped by the cake

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>suddenly even cakes are younger than you

>>150807126
>that crushing feeling when not even cakes want you

It can't get any worse.

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>>150805279
>Implying I wouldn't take responsibility
>Implying I wouldn't become her househusband
>Implying I wouldn't love and support her

>>150807126
>>150807186
Rejoice my friends, for after Christmas Cakes come New Years Noodles.

>>150803169
is there any porn of this character?

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Some lewd genuine acts.

Box of condoms, because she might be getting fucked, but she'll never get to be a mom.

>>150807873

>Not putting a bun in your cake's oven

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>>150807856
>Just the tip

>>150808486

Part of the appeal of a cake is denying her such joy.

>>150808543
no

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>>150808638

You need to keep your cake in check.

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>>150809036
But older women are for taking care of younger men.

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SOON

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>>150809149

They can take care of you physically and financially, but they are certainly in need of emotional care.

>>150803169
Was she really a succubus who subtly seduced the MC?

>>150809350
Then she cucked him at the last moment. Oh well, he still has the chance to bang sweet teen pussy and she'll just die alone surrounded by cats.

>>150809374
>implying she didn't wait for him

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>>150809350

She tried to act like she was a victim, but I'm sure she was dressed seductively at school to make those boys fall her for their girlfriends to get mad. And it was in convert but extremely raw and sexually ways. Like she probably went for days without washing her vagina so that the smell would be really strong, and she'd walk past her male students while in their desks and make sure he crotch was near their faces so that they'd get the smell and pheromones emanating from her hot crotch. Probably bent over every chance she got while wearing super tight skirt and some lewd panties (some days none) that slightly peeked out when the skirt would ride up.

She's just sad she got caught.

She knew these rumors were floating around and she still meet with a high school boy in the park and let him touch her feet while trying to buy him with cheap chocolates. Then she invites him alone into her apartment and cooks for him, probably with her clothes laying all over the place. Her granny panties, her lacy ones, her thongs, the ones with the holes where the anus is.

She knew exactly what she was doing.

It was implied that the gym teacher was her lover, but they broke up because he didn't defend/believe her. He was right. She wanted that young high school dick.

>>150809654

>Shaving armpits while drinking beer

This could go horribly wrong.

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>>150803169
>you will never meet a lonely qt cake in the rain and have her gradually fall for you

It's even worse since I'm going to be 25 soon and at that point it wouldn't even have the cake allure. It would just be a woman around my age.

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>>150810689
>It's even worse since I'm going to be 25 soon
That's still a year younger than this guy. Remember: christmas cake is a lower limit, not an upper limit.

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>>150803169
I wonder what the rate from 25-34 is.

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>>150810831
>44% virgins
>Japan is a christmas cake paradise

>>150803169
I thought they didn't exist anymore. Thanks, marriage rates!