Kurisu is probably browsing /a/ right now. Let's post lewd things about her!
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>>150426752
You mean like how I'd like to rub her thighs through her pantyhose?
>>150427226
Or how I fap to her every single day?
I like how small and fragile she is! She is like a tiny science fairy!
>>150426752
I want tohold her hand.
>>150426752
I want totenderly love her and treat her as the most dearest personal friend I have while making cute advances on her. Eventually, when the time is right ask her for her hand in marriage and raise 3 children together with her
>>150427943
I wantyou to stop posting cause you sound like an invalid
>>150427978
no
24 days until Kurisumas
>>150427792
You sick fuck.
>>150428100
I'm gonnahold her handand you can't stop me.
>>150426752
Can I post about her god-tier seiyuu as well?
>about to leave kurisu after a date
>feel tugging
>turn around
>see this
What do you do
If she is a slut when drunk, does that mean she just hides her lust for dick when sober?
>>150428305
Take her home, and keep her forever.
I want her tovivisectmyskull.
>>150428264
She's pretty great, isn't she?
>>150428356
Kurisu isn't a slut, she just has a lewd body. There's nothing wrong with being an affectionate drunk.
>>150428168
Yes I can. I'll be holding them already.
>>150428305
Why would she bring a paper envelope with her on a date?
>>150427792
Almost as sickening as this
>>150428504
research dummy
>>150428264
Would it be weird to fap to Imai dressed as Kurisu?
Lab harem best harem
>>150428455
Would you dress like this in the heat of summer if you weren't looking to get in bed with a cute scientist?
>>150428497
Nuh uh.
>>150428525
What is this, amateur hour?
>>150427792
Best scientist.
>>150428644
What are you implying about her clothing anon? How could that possibly be slutty?
>>150427226
That gap between her thighs was genetically engineered to let you caress the inside of her thighs
I want to see a hyper kurisu
>>150428825
Thigh gaps are just way too lewd.
I would cuddle a kurisu and use labcoats as blankets
>>150428836
Good GOD
How did Okabe contain his lust for so long?
>>150428689
Bring it on
>>150428825
>>150428925
I hope the fucked like rabbits
>>150428962
I will destroy you.
How did Mayushi convince her to wear this?
>>150428992
Like horny, pent up bunnies?
>>150429090
>>150429090
None can resist Mayushii.
>>150429120
you know it
>>150427792Hold her hand,huh?
>>150429261
Yes.
>>150429194
Thank goodness for official cheesecake.
How would Kurisu react if she saw this thread?
>>150429482
>>150429482
Much like in the OP image, followed by merciless shitposting to try and stop anons from fapping to her. That or she'd join in.
>>150429464
I prefercreampies
I want to teach her how to use chopsticks.
>>150426752
b-but it's not fridey yet!
>>150429799
It is in Nipland.
I wonder how many anons are rubbing one out in this thread right now.
>>150429799
What happens then?
>>150429871
I already finished, thanks.
>>150429761
I really like the way that artist draws Kurisu.
>>150429871
That's a cute tummy.
>>150430031
Cute and quite lewd.
>>150429871
>you will never snuggle with that
>>150429871
Just finished.
I love you, /a/.
>>150429871
I was planning on waiting till later.
Whenever I see an Asami Imai character I usually end up fantasizing about Imai herself instead of her character.
>>150430242
You might as well go for it now if you're in the mood.
Why the fuck does dis bitch always wear her jacket like that.
>>150430351
Because it's lewd
>>150430422
Everything about her is on some level lewd.
>>150428504
What you don't?
Is that where I've been going wrong all this time?
>>150430535
I'm afraid so anon.
>>150430792
>>150430894
I want to make her face red
>>150430985
How would you go about doing that?
>>150428963
Image becomes more relevant when you remember the /x/ theories about Trump secretly being John Titor
tfw you realize that Kurisu isn't and will never be real
>>150431289
This is not my Blue Sky.
Also, why didn't anyone tell me that Fubuki was admitted to AH Tokyo General Hospital?
We all know what happened in that hospital's basement.
>>150431443
How tight is she?
>>150431454
>AH Tokyo General Hospital
https://u.pomf.is/ehgucj.webm
>>150431443
Now I'm getting another boner. I only spilled my seed a few minutes ago too.
>>150431170
Go on.
>>150429482How do you know she isn't in this thread?
>>150431170
I thought that was Pence?
>>150431316
You don't wanna get sunburn right? lemme oil you up
>>150431535
extremely
>>150431614
Would she really post lewds for horny anons?
>>150431649
I always thought pence was an SS Officer who escaped the war crime trials through use of a Nazi Time machine.
This thread is lacking in best girl.
>>150431589You asked for this.
>>150431958
>best girl
>>150431790
>rubbing oil into her supple skin as she lies down in her skimpy bikini
F-fuck
>>150431958
Maho is pretty wonderful. Not quite Kurisu, but great in her own right.
>>150432136
I simply hate how this thread is a /c/ level circle jerk around Kurisu.
We could be discussing S;G 0 by now. I mean it's freshly translated and all.
>>150432121
>imagining her getting blushed and quiet when you rub oil near her butt and the sides of her chest
>hear a muffled little squeak out of her
>second kurisu thread in a week
Okay
>>150431975
>Hillary will be declared the winner
>tfw this has already been proven wrong
>>150428497
Why are YES pillows so lewd?
>>150432241
Just give up on it, /a/ doesn't care about novel translations.
>>150432241
>We could be discussing S;G 0 by now
Sure, let's do that.Time is so sad and fleeting
Can't be controlled
like a river
never stops
Space is empty and it's dark and so cold
Can you define it's presence
Does it exist
>>150432241
This thread never pretended to be anything different.
>>150432252
>all while she's squirming beneath your slick hands
>>150432241
Zero has impressed me with how much sadness and despair it can incur despite knowing how it eventually ends anyway.
>>150432470
>This thread never pretended to be anything different.
Then take it to >>>/c/
>>150432511
>kurisu thread not okay
>Monster Musume has daily generals with nothing but waifu posting
Either way, hope we get an announcement for the anime
>>150432483
I haven't finished it myself, but I am surprised at how dark the backside of this story is.
Also, can we agree on Kagari being an irredeemable cunt?
>>150426752
KURISU IS A SLUT AND I WANT TO JAB MY COCK UP HER THROAT UNTIL SHE GAGS
>>150432511
Fuck off nipplemod
>>150431316
>>150431535
>>150431790
>>150432121
>>150432252
>>150432470
>>150432663
>>150432674
>>150432663
Fuck off, you're dead.
>>150432613
If nothing else I'm glad they gave a strong justification for why Punished Okabe refuses to try a second time, since the entire story would've fallen apart if they failed to answer that question properly.
Kurisuteeeeeeena had effectively killed my attraction to real-life girls.
Does that mean i lost my mind virginity to her?
>>150432674
George Takei also shitposts on twitter but his is less entertaining since it's just him bitching about things
>>150432768
Yes. Now you can fully appreciate 2D.
>>150432767
He is obviously mentally scarred. It was a miracle he decided to do it again after receiving the Nostalgia Drive. It only convinced him because he got the exact information on what to do. Blindly trying again would end in failure again, we already knew that from the countless times he tried to save Mayuri.
>>150432897
Holy hell no!
THE PAIN OF NOT MEETING HERWHY
What happens if I lewd her? What then?
>>150432241
On the topic of S;G 0, anyone here tried out the the fan patch that ports the English script into 100% Legitimate PC copies of the game? Was thinking of trying it out after finals.
>>150432241
If this was an actual Steins;Gate thread I would be necroposting with Moeka because there's no energy for it. Let Kurisu fans keep their staying power.
>>150433468
I am reading it right now.
I'm trying to achieve Gehenna ending right now. It's July 2011 in game. Being able to read the text is good, although you have to use the backlog for text that flows over the boundaries of the normal textbox. Also, the @channel images not being translated is quite unfortunate. But it's behaving normal without problems so far. It works.
>>150432928
I agree, but if it was conveyed weakly it would've undermined the entire game. Zero Okabe is a shattered man and he's basically only still alive because Mayuri needs him and he can't kill himself until 2025 no matter how hard he tries.
>>150433467
Then you get all sticky.
>>150426752
Are we talking about Kurisu, or ⸢Kurisu⸥? They both browse chans after all.
>>150433785
I wonder how much shitposting Amadeus Kurisu could do at once.
>>150433467
You don't need to lewd her. She lewds herself.
>>150433785
Why not both?
>>150431454
>that sky
Are there more C;H/C;C references in S;G 0?
>>150433901
Does she?
>>150433981
They visit that hospital in Yoyogi.>>150431567
You know shit is wrong when Ark Heart Tokyo General Hospital is involved.
super stinky sweaty Kurisu feet!
I want Faris to step on me HARD!
>>150433981
https://u.nya.is/faylmq.webm
That hospital is evil, I tell you.
>Tooryanse, tooryanse...
>>150434093
Would you even feel it? Faris is thin as a rail and short to boot. Probably weighs like 80lbs or something.